Each player will be given a penalty at the start ofthe game. The penalty will go harder and harderalong the level of the board.

Light colour = light punishmentDark colour= harder punishment.

HOW TO PLAYSTART THE GAME!

Roll the dice to move your token. Theobjective is to get to to the finish tile. Thelast last roll of the dice has to be the exactnumber according to the number of spacesleft.

When you land on a wordtile, take a word card,and use this 2 irrelevantwords to form a sentencewithin the word limit inthe 30 seconds time limit.

WORDS.When youland on a questionmark tile, take a questioncard, read out thequestion then start thetimer after you donereading the question, youhave to answer thequestion within the 30seconds time limit.

QUESTION MARKS

With these easy steps on this board game, no moreboring party, and be a smarty. 29+1 seconds are youfast enough to win this game?

1 WHAT CHEESE IS NOT YOURS?- NACHO CHEESE2 CHAIR GOT 4 HOLES. WHICH HOLE THE FART CAMEOUT?- ASS HOLE3 WHAT GETS WETTER AND WETTER THE MORE ITDRIES?- A TOWEL4 paul's height is 6 feet, he's an assistant at a butcher;sshop, and wears size 9 shoes. what does he weigh?- MEAT5 WHAT KIND OF ROOM THAT HAS NO DOORS ANDWINDOWS?- MUSHROOM6 WHAT KIND OF TREE CAN YOU CARRY ON YOURHAND?- PALM TREE7 FEED ME AND I LIVE, YET GIVE ME A DRINK AND IDIE.- FIRE8 TAKE OFF MY SKIN - I WON’T CRY BUT YOU WILL!- ONIONS9 WHAT CAN YOU CATCH BUT NOT THROW?-ICE10 WHATS THE END OF A RAINBOW?- “W”

QUESTIONs and answers

10 WHATS THE END OF A RAINBOW?- “W”11 WHAT OCCURS ONCE IN EVERY MINUTE, TWICE INEVERY MOMENT, YET NEVER IN A THOUSAND YEARS?- THE LETTER “M”12 HOW DO YOU MAKE THE NUMBER ONE DISAPPEAR?- ADD LETTER “G”13 WHAT HAS TO BE BROKEN BEFORE IT CAN BEUSED?- EGG14 I AM A BOX THAT HOLD KEYS WITHOUT LOCKS, YETMY KEYS CAN UNLOCK YOUR DEEPEST SENSES. WHAT AM I?- PIANO15 THEY MAKE A LIVING HARASSING WEALTHY,BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. LADY GAGA SANG ABOUT THEM.- PAPARAZZI16 YOU CAN HOLD IT WITHOUT YOUR HANDS OR ARMS.WHAT AM I?- PROMISES17 WHAT HAS ONE EYE BUT CANNOT SEE?- NEEDLE18 YOU PLAY WITH AT NIGHT BEFORE GOING TOSLEEP. YOU CANT GET FIDDLING WITH ME AT WORK.YOU ONLY LET A FEW SELECT PEOPLE TOUCH ME.WHAT AM I?- PHONE

19 WHAT FOUR LETTER WORD THAT ENDS WITH “K”AND MEANS THE SAME AS INTERCOURSE?-TALK20 I START WITH A “P” AND ENDS WITH “O-R-N”, ANDI’M A MAJOR PLAYER IN THE FILM INDUSTRY. WHATAM I?-POPCORN21 A WOMAN SHOOTS HER HUSBAND. SHE THENPUTS HIM UNDERWATER FOR 5 MINUTES. FINALLYSHE HANGS HIM. 5 MINUTES LATER, THEY BOTH GOAND ENJOY A NICE DINNER. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?- SHE IS A PHOTOGRAPHER22 A MONKEY, A SQUIRREL, AND A BIRD ARE RACINGTO THE TOP OF A COCONUT TREE. WHO WILL GETTHE BANANA FIRST? THE MONKEY, THE SQUIRRELOR THE BIRD?- NONE OF THEM. BECAUSE YOU CAN’T GET ABANANA FROM A COCONUT TREE!23 TEN BIRDS WERE SITTING IN A TREE AND AHUNTER SHOT ONE. HOW MANY BIRDS WERETHERE LEFT IN THE TREE.-NONE. AFTER ONE BIRD GOT SHOT THEY OTHERSFLEW AWAY.24 WHATS THE LONGEST WORD IN ENGLISHLANGUAGE?-sMILEs.(Because there's a mile between the beginningand the end)

25 SOME MONTHS HAVE THIRTY DAYS WHILE OTHERSHAVE THIRTY-ONE DAYS. WHICH MONTH HASTWENTY-EIGHT DAYS?- ALL MONTHS HAVE 28 DAYS IN THEM.26 HOW DO YOU WAKE UP LADY GAGA?-POKE HER FACE.27 WHAT DO YOU CALL BEARS WITH NO EARS?-B.28 WHY DOES TIGGER SMELL BAD?- BECAUSE HE ALWAYS PLAYS WITH POOH.29 MARY’S FATHER HAS 5 DAUGHTERS - NANA, NENE,NINI, NONO. WHAT IS THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?-MARY30 WHAT HAS 4 EYES BUT CAN’T SEE?-MISSISSIPPI31We see it once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day. what is it?- Letter E32 A FATHER AND HIS SON WERE TRAVELLING IN THECAR, THEY HAD AN ACCIDENT. FATHER DIED ON THESPOT. SON WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL. THEDOCTOR SAID I CAN'T OPERATE THIS BOY BECAUSEHE IS MY SON. WHO WAS THE DOCTOR?- HIS MOM33 WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU CANT SEE AGAIN?- YESTERDAY

34 WHAT INSTRUMENT CAN YOU HEAR BUT NOTNEVER SEE?- VOICE35 I’M SPREAD BEFORE I’M EATEN. YOUR TONGUEGETS ME OFF. PEOPLE SOMETIMES LIKE TO LICK MYNUTS.WHAT AM I?- PEANUT BUTTER36 ALL DAY LONG IT’S IN AND OUT. I DISCHARGELOADS FROM MY SHAFT. BOTH MEN AND WOMEN GODOWN ON ME. WHAT AM I?- THE ELEVATOR37 WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO GUYS FIGHTING OVER ASLUT?-TUG-OF-WHORE38 WHAT IS BLACK WHEN IT’S CLEAN AND WHITE WHENIT’S DIRTY?- BLACK CHALKBOARD39 A CLERK AT A BUTCHER SHOP STANDS FIVE FEETTEN INCHES TALL AND WEARS SIZE 13 SNEAKERS.WHAT DOES HE WEIGH?-MEAT40 WHAT GETS BROKEN WITHOUT BEING HELD?- PROMISES41 WHAT HAS A FACE AND 2 HANDS BUT NO BODY?- THE CLOCK42 A WOMAN HAS SIX DAUGHTERS AND THEY EACHHAVE A BROTHER. HOW MAN CHILDREN DOES SHEHAVE?- SEVEN

43 WHAT LOSES IT’S HEAD EVERY MORNING AND GETSIT BACK AT NIGHT?- PILLOW44 IF A CHICKEN SAYS ‘ALL CHICKENS ARE LIARS!’ ISTHE CHICKEN TELLING THE TRUTH?- NOPE. CHICKENS CANT TALK!45 What English word retains the same pronunciation, evenafter you take away four of its five letters?- QUEUE46 It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. Thepoor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. Whatis it?- NOTHING47 THERE WAS A GREEN HOUSE. INSIDE THE GREENHOUSE THERE WAS A WHITE HOUSE. INSIDE THEWHITE HOUSE THERE WAS RED HOUSE. INSIDE REDHOUSE THERE WERE LOTS OF BABIES. WHAT IS IT?- WATERMELON48 I NEVER WAS, AM ALWAYS TO BE. NO ONE EVERSAW ME, NOR EVER WILL. AND YET I AM THECONFIDENCE OF ALL, TO LIVE AND BREATHE ON THISTERRESTRIAL BALL. WHAT AM I?- TOMORROW/FUTURE49 There's a 1 story house where everything inside andoutside of it was PURPLE. So what color were the stairs? -There were no stairs because it was a one story house!50 What happened when wheel was invented It caused a revolution.

51 How can you lift an elephant with one hand?-It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephantwith one hand.52 What goes up and down, but still remains in the sameplace? - Stairs.53 What has a head and a tail but no body? - COINS54 What goes up and never comes down?- YOUR AGE55 How do you walk on water?- FREEZE IT FIRST56 If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it willbecome? -WET57 What do men keep in their pants that their partnerssometimes blow?- MONEY ; Your mind is basically a citizen of the gutter.58 Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? -THE MITTENS59 What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?-CHEWING GUM60 What’s long and hard and has cum in it?- cuCUMber.