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YOGI BEAR: Intlʼ Teasers (Selected) Loren Schiller

SCRIPT #1 PIC: Over black, we hear the faint roar/synchronized stamping

feet of a huge frenzied crowd. Growing slowly louder.

Dips to black between stock shots of legions of roaring fans. NARR: ONCE, THEY WERE TWO BEST FRIENDS WITH NOTHING MORE THAN TALENT AND A DREAM AND TODAY, THEYʼRE ADORED BY MILLIONS AS LEGENDARY PERFORMERS

OUT TO CHANGE THE FACE OF ENTERTAINMENT FOREVER

PIC: Pull back curtain to reveal Yogi on skis. Crowds cheer! CARD: THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

THEIR WORLD

IS COMING OUR WAY YOGI: “Weʼd like a ride in your taxi Mr. Taxi Man.” TAXI: “You donʼt have any pockets or pants.” YOGI: “I never noticed that before. Now I do feel a little awkward.” TITLE: YOGI BEAR CARD: UNLOCK THE ADVENTURE YOGI: “I want you to handcuff me to this tree and not unlock me no

matter what I say… Unlock me!” PIC: Yogi struggles madly. CARD: 2010


SCRIPT #2 PIC: Over black, we hear the faint roar/synchronized stamping

feet of a huge frenzied crowd. Growing slowly louder.

Dips to black between stock shots of legions of roaring fans. As we hear narrator:

CARD: A BRILLIANT ENTERTAINER A MASTERFUL PERFORMER A WORLD-CLASS SHOWMAN AND IN 2010

HEʼS JUST SHOWING OFF

PIC: Pull back curtain to reveal Yogi on skis. YOGI: “Crank it, Booboo!” PIC: Reveal Booboo cranking it as crowds cheer! CARD: THIS HOLIDAY SEASON YOGI: “These people need the razzle dazzle.” CARD: THEIR WORLD PIC: Leads into flaming torch, flaming cape, fireworks explosion CARD: IS COMING OUR WAY YOGI: “Weʼd like a ride in your taxi Mr. Taxi Man.” TAXI: “You donʼt have any pockets or pants.” YOGI: “I never noticed that before. Now I do feel a little awkward.” TITLE: YOGI BEAR CARD: UNLOCK THE ADVENTURE 2010 PIC: Handcuff gag.


SCRIPT #3 PIC: This concept looks like a nature documentary. Graphically,

we are looking through a pair on binoculars, scanning the landscape for bears. The narrator voice is of the proper British variety.

NARR: THE BROWN BEAR URSUS ARCTOS A MASSIVE, MAJESTIC CREATURE RULER OF THE FOREST PIC: Two bears battling. NARR: SKILLED FORAGER PIC: Bear digging at tree sap. NARR: EXPERT FISHER – PIC: View of bear swiping at salmon as narrator interrupted by – YOGI: “Isnʼt that kind of unsanitary?” PIC: Binocs pans around to reveal Yogi and BooBoo a few away

– cheat shot of them from feature. YOGI: “What?” CARD/NARR: THIS YEAR

PREPARE FOR ADVENTURE

UNLIKE ANY ENCOUNTERED PIC: Bear funny exchange with documentarian. TITLE: YOGI BEAR 2010


SCRIPT #4 PIC: Mock promotional video from the Park visitor center. NARR: JELLYSTONE PARK ONE OF THE NATIONʼS OLDEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL STRETCHES OF WILDERNESS FOR YEARS FAMILIES HAVE HEADED

OUT OF THE BUSY CITY EAGER TO ENJOY CAMPING FISHING AND OF COURSE, THE WILDLIFE PIC: Yogi crashing picnic. CARD: THIS HOLIDAY SEASON LADY: “I hear youʼve got an unusual brown bear.” PIC: Yogi crashes to ground. CARD: TWO FRIENDS BOOBOO: “We could just hunt for food. All the other animals do.”

CARD: ONE DREAM YOGI: “A picnic basket has everything a bear needs.” CARD: HIS BOOBOO: “Are you sure this is a good idea Yogi.” PIC: They plummet off cliff. TITLE: YOGI BEAR

CHRISTMAS 2010


SCRIPT #5 PIC: Open on stock shots of Hollywood celebrities. NARR: FOR THOSE WITH DREAMS OF STARDOM ALL IT TAKES

IS ONE BIG BREAK AND IN 2010 ONE NATURAL TALENT WILL GET HIS PIC: Reveal Yogi. YOGI: “Does this camera make me look fat?” CARD: FROM WARNER BROTHERS

THE EXCITEMENT YOGI: “These people need the razzle dazzle.” CARD: THE ADVENTURE PIC: Big Yogi action moment. CARD: THE ROMANCE PIC: Yogi instructs Booboo on attracting mate. TITLE: YOGI BEAR CARD: STEALING YOUR HEART… AND YOUR LUNCH YOGI: “How can you even think that? Are you feverish? Let me

press my lips against your forehead.” 2010


SCRIPT #6 PIC: Stock footage of bears. NARR: THE BROWN BEAR IT IS A MAJESTIC CREATURE

NATIVE TO FORESTS THROUGHOUT AMERICA WEIGHING OVER 780 KILOS BUT OF COURSE THE CAMERA ADDS AN EXTRA TEN YOGI: “Does this thing make me look fat?” CARD: FROM WARNER BROTHER PICTURES PIC: Elaborate booby trap backfires. CARD: OBEY YOUR INSTINCTS YOGI: “You know I would never say anything bad about another

animal, but theyʼre all buffoons.” CARD: FOLLOW YOUR HEART YOGI: “A picnic basket holds more than delicious food; it holds

dreams.” CARD: TRUST YOUR GUT BOOBOO: “I have problems with potato salad.” YOGI: “Yes he does. And for a little bear he makes a big stink.” TITLE: YOGI BEAR YOGI: “Iʼm just here eating grubs like a normal bear – hack!” CARD: ACT NATURAL 2010


SCRIPT #7 PIC: Montage of superheroes – if we canʼt show them, we tease

them with a glimpse of iconic imagery from a cape to a logo to an iron fist.

NARR: THE GREATEST HEROES OF OUR TIME ARE DEFINED BY THE SUITS THEY WEAR SOME WEAR ARMOR SOME WEAR IRON SOME WEAR SPANDEX FOR OTHERS ITʼS JUST A HAT AND TIE PIC: Reveal Yogi, then Boo-Boo. YOGI: “I never noticed that – awkward.” BOO-BOO: “Mine is a clip-on. My mornings are rushed.” NARR: IN 2010 YOGI: “These people need the razzle dazzle.” NARR: THEY WILL BRING US

MORE ADVENTURE

THAN IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE RANGER: “This isnʼt happening.” RACHAEL: “Oh, itʼs happening.” TITLE: YOGI BEAR PLAN ON IT CHRISTMAS 2010 PIC: Reveal Yogiʼs emergency plan: a picture of them screaming.


SCRIPT #8 PIC: Montage of different signs warning national park visitors of

bears. NARR: IF YOUʼVE BEEN TO THE GREAT OUTDOORS YOUʼVE SEEN THE SIGNS BUT AT JELLYSTONE NATIONAL PARK

IF YOUʼRE GONNA LOOK OUT FOR BEARS PIC: Graphically, a sign featuring a cartoon bear and the words:

LOOK UP” Cut to Yogi zip-lining through the air toward the table. CARD/NARR: THIS YEAR WHEN IT COMES TO COURAGE WHEN IT COMES TO HONOR WHEN IT COMES TO – YOGI: “Funnel cake… No! I want you to handcuff me to this tree

and not let me out no matter what I say.” NARR: ALMOST NOTHING CAN HOLD HIM BACK YOGI: “Uncuff me!” PIC: Hilarious struggle to break free. TITLE: YOGI BEAR YOGI: “A picnic basket holds more than delicious food; it holds

dreams.” BOOBOO: “What are we looking at?” YOGI: “I donʼt know.” CARD: DREAM BIG 2010


SCRIPT #9 PIC: This concept feels like the opening of “The Sound of Music”

as we soar over majestic mountains, beautiful forest canopy and roaring rivers.

NARR: FROM THE OPENING SCENE IT TOOK YOUR BREATH AWAY FROM THE FIRST NOTE IT STOLE YOUR HEART BUT WHO HAS TIME FOR MUSIC… PIC: We swoop down to see a woman running through a grassy

field a la Maria. Reveal itʼs another woman running through a field yelling.

NARR: WHEN A BEAR IS ON THE LOOSE? PIC: Cut to Yogi YOGI: “All I asked is she was going to eat the rest of her

sandwich?” CARD: FROM WARNER BROTHERS PICTURES

THEIR WORLD

AND OUR WORLD

COLLIDE PIC: Big collision. TITLE: YOGI BEAR CARD: 2010… WAIT ʻTIL DEN


SCRIPT #11 PIC: We open on a montage of footage from different eras –

throngs of screaming fans pressing against barricades, flashing cameras, tinted windows, police motorcades, the turning heads of supermodels.

Possibly intercut frenzied chaos with magazine photos,

billboard images of iconic leading men through the decades. NARR: HOLLYWOOD IS ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT

FOR THE NEXT HUGE INTERNATIONAL STAR

SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE AUDIENCES WORLDWIDE

LAUGH, CRY, CHEER… AND FEEL PURE, UNADULTERATED ANIMAL MAGNETISM

PIC: Reveal Yogi. Reveal Rachael, who greets him with an animal

grunt. YOGI: “What the heck was that?” CARD: FROM WARNER BROTHERS YOGI: “Now we just wait for a picnic basket to fall into our arms.” PIC: Leads to stunt going awry. CARD: YOUʼVE NEVER BEEN THIS CLOSE RANGER: “There was a complaint about a bear disturbing a picnic… I

think it was you.” CARD: TO GREATNESS PIC: All-out action montage. TITLE: YOGI BEAR 2010


SCRIPT #12 PIC: This open feels like a tease for the next Planet Earth-type

conservation movie – but focuses on Rachael character. NARR: AS ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS NATURE

DOCUMENTARIANS OF HER TIME SHEʼS LIVED AMONG

THE GORILLAS OF SUMATRAS THE LIONS OF THE SERENGETTI

AND THE FAMED GRIZZLIES OF ALASKA BUT THIS YEAR SHEʼLL ATTEMPT TO MAKE CONTACT RACHAEL: “I heard you have some very unusual brown bears here.” NARR: WITH THE MOST FASCINATING CREATURE OF ALL PIC: Rachael makes strange grunting sound. Reveal Yogi. YOGI: “What the heck did she say?” PIC: Rachaelʼs expression registers pure excitement! CARD: THIS CHRISTMAS ONE HERO WILL TAKE

WHATEVER YOU DISH OUT PIC: Reveal family with spread of food at picnic table. TITLE: YOGI BEAR SAVE ROOM FOR ADVENTURE 2010


SCRIPT #17 PIC: Stock footage of battle plans, topographical maps, secret

documents. Dramatic John Powell score – think Bourne movies. NARR: SINCE THE BEGINNING

TWO OPPOSING SIDES

LOCKED IN A STRUGGLE FOR SUPREMACY

AND THIS YEAR

ONE SIDE HAS A PLAN

TO GAIN THE UPPER PAW PIC: Cut to Yogi surveying his detailed diagram. Ranger Smith appears, Yogi tries to CARD: THIS HOLIDAY SEASON OUR WORLD THEIR NATURE TITLE: YOGI BEAR CHRISTMAS 2010 PIC: Go out on big physical gag.