What do you put in a toaster?

"bread."

Did you say "toast?"

You don’t toast toast.

You toast bread!

Say "silk" five times

Now spell "silk."

What do cows drink?

WATER!

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Open the refrigerator, place the giraffe inside, and close the door.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. (You have to take the giraffe out first, before putting the elephant in.)

The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference.

All the animals attend, except one.  Which

animal does not attend?

The Elephant, who is still in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.

There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles

and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

You jump into the river and swim across.

All the crocodiles are attending the Animal

Conference

If a red house is made from red bricks

and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a yellow house is

made from yellow bricks, what is a green

house made from?

Greenhouses are made from glass!

What cheese is made backwards?

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