SOME RURAL AMERICANS ARE LOOKING AT ME CRAZIER THAN MY DISTANT POLISH RELATIVES DO
A few of my relatives were curious why I don’t want to go HERE all the time
Some of my former coworkers couldn’t believe
I had never eaten HEREIn actuality I prefer to go HERE some of the time
THE “COOL KIDS” FROM OUT OF TOWN THINK WE’RE ALL ASSHOLES, BUT THEY’RE STREAMING JEREMIH
LIKE A MOFO