Wisdoms in Friends

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Friends

1Ross: go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!

If you ever need holding,call my name ,I'll be there.

Monica: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!

2Rachel: word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna findyourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.

CD

Ross: You are, you're welling up.

3Phoebe: It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing.

Phoebe: Okay, alright, you buy me a soda, and then we're even. Okay?


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4Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight.

Rachel: (on phone) I've got magic beans.

by the

wayvery badvery very good

5Phoebe: You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to hisfriends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'

6Chandler: I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth Jll Gdcr!

7Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How shewas always stealing them from- from restaurants.

Mr. Geller: Not just restaurants, from our house.108

Nana

8Mrs. Geller: (reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises) Those earrings look

really lovely on you.

9Monica: Rach, here's your mail.

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10Phoebe: It's nice that he has someone.

11Phoebe: You're going to Minsk.

12Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.

mother-

kisser


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13Phoebe: Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.

14Ross: Come here. (he hugs Rachel) Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know,

I mean, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.

15Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!

16Chandler: I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the

courage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm married."

"No thanks, I'm married."

17Mrs. Tribbiani: in an ideal world, there'd be no her, and your father would look like Sting.

18Mrs. Tribbiani: That's sweet. Could I take her?Joey: With this ring? (Her engagement ring.) No contest.

So

19Ross: would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now,and pregnant, and, and sad.

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20Mr. Geller: I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. You were this ugly little red

thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, sotight. And that's when I knew.


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21Phoebe: (as Ursula) If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?Joey: (Thinking carefully) no. No, I, I couldn't do that.

22Ross: Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order for me to win, other peoplehave to lose. So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a 'nice guy,' OK?Ross: look how happy she is. (smiles)

23Monica: I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.

24Phoebe: No, nothing like that. I was just...such a dummie. I taught this "massage-yourself-at-home-workshop." And they are.

25Guy: Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They suck.Lydia: Yeah, they're not so bad.

26Phoebe: This is so great.Phoebe: I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died,and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one.

And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that

they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just theluckiest baby in the whole world.

27Ross: Bensometimes I may be away longer, like this. (walks away) But I'll still alwayscome back, like this. (returns)

Thecoolest terminator.

28Rachel: Oh! I can't believe he remembered!


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29Ross: it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other,right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?

Rachel: I don't know... I mean, I've never looked at you that way before.

Ross: Well, start looking.

1RACHEL: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.

2JOEY: I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.

3ROSS: You are way too good to be with a guy like that. You deserve to be with someonewho appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy

you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with

Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good.

4MONICA: Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of themin like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist.

Monica Bang

5PHOEBE: Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the worldwas flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing,

until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that

you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that youcould be wrong about this?

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6MONICA: You know what you want now. Most guys don't even have a clue. You are readyto take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimate with someone.

7CHANDLER: Good-bye Mr. Heckles. We'll try to keep it down.

8PHOEBE: I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, Ihad been around, do you think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don'ttell me, I don't think either answer would make me feel better.

9ROSS: I, I just never think of money as an issue.RACHEL: That's 'cause you have it.

10ROSS: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?When, when were you... under me?

11ROSS: Try the bottom one.

12PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug thephone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?Ok, all right, let's hear about thekiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gottahave you now" kind of thing?Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your

back?

JOEY: Tongue?Cool.


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13ROSS: [long pause] She's not Rachel.

14ROSS: number one: The way you cry at game shows. Number two: how much you loveyour friends. Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four:how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.

15with or without you

16PHOEBE: I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa!

17PHOEBE: I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a realone.

18JOEY: I've never slept with someone for a part.

19MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry.But I married mine.

20ROSS: Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped

me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.

21SUSAN: You did a good thing today. You wanna dance?


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22ROSS: In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight.

23PHOEBE: look at your purse, look at your sweater, look at yourselves.

24Looks like we made it

25JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills,

and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man. 812

26PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. Youknow what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding

claws like. .

27RACHEL: NO but Ross. We are never gonna happen, OK. Accept that.ROSS: E-except, except that what?

28PHOEBE: See, he's her lobster.

29RACHEL: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date.

30ROSS: I'm sorry I had to work tonight.

RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.


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CHANDLER: Hey look, are we gonna have to bring this out every time Ross comes over?

40JOEY: I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that thatplace wasn't really, I mean, this is...

41PHOEBE: Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.

42BEN: Hi.hi

43CHANDLER: I, I know. [Hugs her. Ross walks out and Chandler puts her in his arms.]

44PHOEBE: Ok, this is the most romantic disease I've ever had.

45RICHARD: Monica, wake up. Monica. I thought of a thing.

46PHOEBE: What does she mean by HH?CHANDLER: (shyly) It means we're holding hands.

HH

31RACHEL: Honey, this will help. (hands him a tub of ice cream)

2Phoebe: Aw, honey it's not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I wantus to be friends, and if I keep living here I don't see that happening.


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3Joey: I'm not wrong! I wish I was.

4Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. They're like, they're like a family, and if, I was you ,I know I wouldn't want to be the guy who stood in the way of that.

5Ross: It's okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, y'know, it was yourfirst time babysitting, I figured you did the best you could.

Monica: You jerk! You know how much I love that kid!

Ross: Monica bang! Monica bang!

6Joey: All right, means that much to you, I'll let you have her.

7Joey and Monica: Merry Christmas!!

Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, you're the best!

8Sarah: Really Mr. Geller, you don't have to do this.

9Rachel: Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?

Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her.

10Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love eachother and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous.


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11Rachel: We should take a break. A break from us.

12Ross: (to Chloe) I like this song.

with or without you

and you give yourself away,and you give and you give yourself away.

13Ross: I can't imagine, I can't imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.)

Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his

knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and....

Rachel: (crying) No. I can't, you're a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you assomebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever.

14Phoebe: Y'know what, I can stay, I'm gonna stay.

Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmother' cab, buty'know what, I'll stay.Monica: Noo! I'll stay. He's my brother.

15Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lastsforever.

16Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts himoff.) You planned this all out, and I don't want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.


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17Ross: I need juice! People need juice!!

18Monica: Something wrong?Rachel: (She takes the T-shirt out of the box and holds it to her chest and take a deep breath.) No.

Nothing. T

19Phoebe: Oh, it's so great to see you feeling like this!

20Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what I'm saying is I should have considered yourfeelings before I went home with you that night.

I've recently learned what's it like to be on your side of it, and I'm sorry. So, do you think youcan forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye.

21Monica: (popping back up) Regular or decaf?Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.

22Phoebe: Okay, well they are a huge responsibility, especially at this age. They requireconstant care. They-they need just the right food, and lots and lots of love.

23Chandler: If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! And I'm not gonna let that happento little Yasmine!

24Ross: Eh, Beause I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go, and I knew you needed

someone to be with you tonight.

25Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself likethis. So if you have to do this, then you're gonna have to do it without me.


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26Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!

41Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go outwith me?

2Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Idpee on anyone of you!

3Ross: I didnt know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didnt finish the wholeletter!

on the break

4Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer.

5Chandler: Oh, I just wanted to say, "Hey!" hey

6Chandler: That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm sofantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of

every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!

7Chandler: Oh, it wasn't a big deal. I just went to a couple of bookstores, talked to a couple ofdealers... called a couple of the author's grandchildren.


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8Ross: No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her,knowing Joey, he probably just would've just stepped aside.

9Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like sixhours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you

down!

10Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in

love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, livin in a box!!

11Rachel: Dont say that I have no sentiment! This is a movie stub from our first date! This isan eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! This is from the museum from the

first time wewere together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things

that matter!

12KATHY: you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm Listen I dontwanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is

doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each otheranymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this

couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im

gonna miss you. Good-bye

13Phoebe: Yeah. Thats what you really want. Yeah, I dont want to be the reason youreunhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and I really dont want to be the reason Im

unhappy.

14Phoebe Sr: I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up

babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be


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something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life.

15Monica: 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up)

2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7, 7..77-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7(mouths 7)!

16Ross: Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here,with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.

17Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that,so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, itsgonna feel like a million times better, right?

18Kathy: Acting! Chandler, this is my job! Im-Im playing a part in a play! How can you nottrust me?!

Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.

19Joey: Well, suppose until the babys born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-

youd just be eating my animals.

20Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hearstories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre

just in it for two weeks.

21Rachel: Its okay. Sometimes, things dont work out the way youd thought they would.

22Phoebe: So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross?


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11Phoebe: Oh yeah, no-no-no. I'm fine. I'm okay, but umm, my Grandma sorta died.Joey: Pheebs! Sorry!

Phoebe: It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. And it's not like I'm never gonna seeher again, y'know she's gonna visit.

12Phoebe: Really?! What's your name?Man: Umm, Frank Buffay.

13Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean,I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!

Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)

Sleepy girl, sleepy girl.

Why won't you go to sleep?Sleepy girl, sleepy girl.

You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)

14Ross: My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this.

15Chandler: Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. Y'know toget past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think that's pretty incredible.

And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. (Kisses her.)

16Rachel: Hey! Hey! (Stops Caitlin) Hi! Hey-hey-hey, I'm Rachel! From upstairs? The oneswith all the pizza?


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17Chandler: It's a four.

1Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that.

Chandler: Me asking is kind of a sign.

2Chandler: I love you!Monica: I love you!

Chandler: Are you hugging the door right now.

(Pause)

Monica: No.

Chandler: Yeah-yeah, me neither.

3Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feelits my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible!He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the

best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)

4Ross: Ive known you both a long time, and Ive never seen either of you one/millionth ashappy as youve been since youve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a

room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?

5Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?!!!Chandler: Uh, yeah.

(Joey runs over and shuts off the lights.)


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6Joey: Well, whats it called?Chandler: Cups.

cups

7Ross: Oh y'know what, girls don't like it when I start talking about science. Uh, they don'tlike it when you correct their grammar.

Chandler: And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.

Ross: They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.

Ba dum bumb cheshhh!

8Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more freey'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun.

9Monica: Mmmm!

10Monica: 5 6 7 8!

11Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!

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12Chandler: I dont wanna know what Monica got me. Yknow? I mean, look, Im sure she


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worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise meI wanna see the look onMonicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face

when I get mine.

13Chandler: Look at us, were a couple of couples!

14Chandler: If you need money, will you please-please just let me loan you some money?

big break

15Rachel: Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.Monica: Hah!

Phoebe: That true, I am flaky.

16Joey: (sitting at the kitchen table with his back to the TV) You sick bastards!

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17Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just dont see why those two cant work things out!

18Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a goodperson. Okay, youve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didnt. And thats what this


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ring stands for.

19Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I

have my machine!Chandler: Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier.

20Phoebe: (entering from her room) Hey, did she buy it?

Chandler: Totally.

Phoebe: I cant believe youre gonna ask Monica to marry you!

21Chandler: Sir, can I ask you to umm, could youhold out that ringand ask me to marryyou?

22Chandler: When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her,yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Look, this is

the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.

23Monica: (laughs) Are you sure youre okay?

Chandler: Yes! Im fine. In fact Ive been fine for a long time now and I think, the reason is you.

24Richard: Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter andsharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."


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25Chandler: I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the onlything that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be.

(Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you

feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?

Monica: Yes.

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1Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, Im so sorry I ruined your night.

Monica: Im sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)

2Chandler: Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make youhappy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then, then thats what were gonna

do.

sillysexy

3Chandler: So you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you.

Monica: Even if I shrink down to two inches tall?

Chandler: Id carry you around in my pocket.

4Joey: Oh come on, Chandler used to do it! Hed even make the girl pancakes! Plus, hedmake extras and leave em for me.

5Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.Joey: Whos birthday party?

Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.

Joey: (still skeptical) Oh, and how is Allison?Phoebe and Rachel: 32.

6Rachel: Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell em yourenot looking for a relationship.


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Joey: No! No. Dont do that, just next time make sure she really likes me.

7Ross: Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldnt stop thinkingabout it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so

8Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.

9Joey: Anything I can do? Whatever you need.

Phoebe: WellButNow, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles

yknow before he does, then he can come back. (They hug again.)

Joey: I can give it a shot.

10Earl: (To All) Did you hear that?! I dont need you guys to care about me! Because theuniverse cares! The whole universe!

11Mr. Geller: Sweetheart, we love you just as much as Ross! Now, Im sorry about everythingthat happened and Id probably never be able to make it up to you, but heres a start. (He hands

her a small box.)Its the key to my Porsche. Well, the key to your Porsche.

12Joey: Pheebs! Wait up! (She stops.) Listen uh, close your eyes. Maybe thats one thing youcan cross off your list.

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13Chandler: How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic womanand it turns out that she wanted you first!


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Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life!

Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It

could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow,

we look at you and-and we see you together and it justit-it fits. Yknow? And you just knowits gonna last forever.

14Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them itwasthe first time Iknew thatyou were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.

swing kings

15Chandler: Yeah, thats like the most ugliest dress Ive ever seen. Wh-why do you to returnit?

Monica: Oh because it doesntreally fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings.

Swing Kings

16Monica: Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! I mean, I

get all those presents (Motions to the pile in the corner) without having to talk to people I donteven like!

17Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with awhole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all ofmy swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. And you look up into the stands and

theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with

real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!

Monica: Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheeringyou on! Okay? Thats a, thats a pretty great dad.


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18Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.

Helena: We? (Looks at Monica who nods.)

Chandler: I know it would make me happy, maam.

Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world.

19Ross: If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, Iwill hunt you down, and kick your ass!

20Monica: Chandler, for so long II wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate.

Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I foundeverything that Id ever been looking for my whole life. And nowhere we arewith our future

before usand I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend.

Chandler: Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do.

But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any

surprises that come our way its okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was

meant to spend the rest of my life with.

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1Chandler: Ive been taking dancing lessons.Yeah, the last six weeks. I wanted this to be amoment you will never forget.

2Joey: Umm, now uh Its a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Yknow,now I always thought you and I had a special bond so (Hegoes to one knee and pulls out a

ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?

twice

3Ross: Thanks for the coffee, or bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter.


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4Joey: Look, if Im bringing home a woman who cant stand being around a baby, then maybeI dont want to be with that woman!

5Joey: I miss this. I-I miss hanging out with you.

hooker

friends

6Dina: And youre my big brother! I mean, youre my favorite guy in the whole world. Imnot even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you. Joey, I cant stand the thought

of having this baby with you mad at me. I want him to have his uncle. Were gonna be all right. I

mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.

baby

7Monica: Come here. I can breath throw my mouth.Chandler: Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you.

It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me,

that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.

8Rachel: Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to

Joey.)

Joey: No, Im picking you up for our date. These are for you. (Hands her some flowers.)

9Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you,but youre so beautifulI dont think I can.

turn on

10Chandler: Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?Joey: Well, neither.

Chandler: Oh my God, whats up?!


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Ross: Okay.

Rachel: What?!

Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.

Rachel: Really? But Im being so unreasonable.

Ross: True, but youre allowed to be unreasonable. Youre having our baby.

19Joey: Its not just the stuff he paid for, I mean its-its everything. Yknow? He read lineswith me. He-he went with me on auditions when I was really nervous, and then he consoled me

after I didnt get parts that I really wanted. You always believed in me man. Even, even when Ididnt believe in myself.

20Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classesUh then there was thatdialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after

twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican. Okay, two, three years of rent, utilities, food

21Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.

Rachel: Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green.

22Rachel: Oh honey, but you love that name.

Monica: Yeah, but I love you more.

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23Phoebe: I just cant decide who she looks more alike, you or Rachel?

Ross: Oh what are you kidding? Shes gorgeous, its all Rachel.

24Ross: Since Rachel and I were doing really, were doing really well right now.

Phoebe: I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck

it.(Pause) Or you might get everything youve wanted since you were fifteen.

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1Joey: Come on, Ross, that didn't mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freakedout about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.

Ross: Yeah that's what she saidbut I don't wanna be just anybody.

2Joey: MIKE!!!

Mike: Yeah?

3Phoebe: Why did you go along with that?

Mike: Because I was told I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't. And that I'd meet a pretty girl.

Which I did.

4Joey: (On the phone with Chandler) Double promise?

5Monica: let me be a part of this.

You kown I mean Minica but the sharks,ha?)

6Chandler: You are incredible. I'm not gonna smoke again. And if I do, I promise, I will hideit so much better from you.

7Joey: (mumbling) Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.Ross bruises like a peach. Hebruises like a peach.


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8David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and theguy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.

Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage? (David thinks for a while)David: Damn it!

take good careof her.

9Phoebe: Oh my God, you're RICH!

Mike: No, my parents are rich.

10Chandler: Look, I'm, I'm married!I'm happily married.

Tulsa

11Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled tobe a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful,

and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass.

12Monica: I thought you hated him?Rachel: You know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line...is

a scarf!

13Chandler: Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.

Monica: Oh...But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up.

bing

14Mike: No, no! What I mean is...I hate going back to my apartment now...And partly becauseI live above a known crack den but...mostly because when I'm there...It's just...i really miss you.


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15Mike: But I don't want this to end.Phoebe: I don't want it to end either.

16Mike: I mean, If I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I... I wouldhave stopped to memorize your face, the way you move, everything about you. If I had known

the last time I kissed you would have been the last time... I never would have stopped.

17Monica: Because I know that you think the lottery is "boohaki" but we're all here and gonna

watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this.

18Joey: (to Chandler) Hey, that is so great about the job. And I like to think I had a littlesomething to do with it.Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery,

I wished you'd get the job.

19Monica: Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big dealabout her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now? (raises her hand)

Phoebe: Oh... Who was so stupid and stubborn that she lashed out against her friend's cooking

which she actually thinks is pretty great! (raises her hand)

20Ross: And if you think about it, I mean the reason he memorized all that stuff is because hethought it was important to you. You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is.

21Monica: I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not

you. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyoneelse.


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5Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been

waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be beforewe can get another chance again.But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible

woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's

always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't

give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be agood dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?

6Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you

guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. Andnow when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel

so good.

7Chandler: Wow! Aren't you gonna be cold?

wowPhoebe: I don't care... I'll be my something blue.

8Phoebe: When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular familylike everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here

today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family. (She puts the

ring on Mikes finger)

Mike: Phoebe you're so beautiful. You're so kind, you're so generous. You're so wonderfully


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weird. Every day with you is an adventure, and I can't believe how lucky I am, and I can't wait to

share my life with you forever. (He puts the ring on Phoebe's finger.)

9Chandler: You don't think we'd buy a house and not have a Joey room do you?

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Rachel: Because it's so damn hard,I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna missyou,when I think about not seeing you everyday,it makes me not want to go.

11Joey: And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.

Chandler: I think there may be another reason.

12Rachel: Okay, should we get some coffee?Chandler: Sure. Where?

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