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7/24/2019 When Will You Learn http://slidepdf.com/reader/full/when-will-you-learn 1/5 OKAY, THAT IS IT! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAAAAWW! I've had it with all you fi"i# toll$, a#d all you fi"i# hate$, a#d all you fi"i# $tu%id fa#&fi"$! YO (YS ARE THE ONES THAT RINE) *ARTOONS FOR E+ERYONE! *a#'t you $ee that! What the fi" ae you -uy$ )OIN(! A$"i#- fo all thi$ fi"i#- -a.a-e WHY )O WE NEE) A)+ENTRE TI/E WHY )O WE NEE) RE(LAR SHOW WHY )O WE NEE) ANOTHER S0ON(E1O1 /O+IE WHY )O WE NEE) A& A FAN1OY 2 *H/&*H/ RE+I+AL! WHY )O WE NEE) ALL THAT! *AN'T WE HA+E A 0RO0ER 34$ STYLE *ARTOON SERIES, FOR *RYIN( OT FRI*KIN( LO)! You -uy$ "illed the Ro"o $eie$! All you fi"i#' FAN FRI*KS, a#d you FRI*KIN( FANTASIES S0EWE) OT AT YO 1Y FRI*KIN( 0OO0 /ER*HANTS! I'/ TIRE) OF ALL YO FRI*KS! I'/ SO FRI*KIN( /A), AN) I'/555So fi"i#- 6ad! I 6ea#, you -uy$, YO (YS, HA+E OFFI*IALLY /A)E /E LOSE /Y /AR1LES!! WHY *AN'T YO (YS 7ST ASK FOR A 0RO0ER 34$ STYLE *ARTOON SERIES! THIS IS A NI(HT/ARE! 8Sa66y thow$ a hai a-ai#$t the wall9 I'6 $ue NO Ro"o fa# %edit& would %edit that555the A)+ENTRE55the Adve#tue Ti6e fa#ta$i:e$ would RIN E+ERYTHIN(! A#d #ow I .et .y #ow *A& *ARTOON NETWORK ha$ -ot a fi"i#' 0RO1LE/ SOL+ER; 6ovie i# develo%6e#t5 With fi"i#' 0A0ER RA)! 'au$e you FRI*KIN' FRI*KS <u$t *AN'T E+ER 1E =EN*HE)5  YOR A& YOR /Y LITTLE 0ONY FANTASIES *AN NE+ER 1E =EN*HE), *AN  THEY YO FRI*KIN( FRI*KS!' Whe# will you lea#, WHEN WILL YO LEARN, THAT YOR A*TIONS HA+E *ONSE=EN*ES! YO (YS KEE0 ON ASKIN( FOR AN A)+ENTRE TI/E /O+IE! AN) YO'RE RININ( THE *ARTOON WORL), HAS IT ALREA)Y SFFERE) ENO(H! AN) IT'S STILL SFFERIN(! WHAT THE FRI*K! 0ARENTS 7ST *AN'T HAN)LE555RO*KO IN THE /O)ERN WORL), *AN THEY ALL *ASE, WE HA+E TO HA+E THIN(S *ENSORE)! WE HA+E TO HA+E THE 1EST 7OKES TREATE) AS THE WORST! WE HA+E TO HA+E555WE HA+E TO HA+E THREE SLI(HTLY IN*O/0LETE E0ISO)ES, )ON'T WE! ANOTHER HALF&ASSE) )+) SET!!! HAAAAAAA(AAAHHH(H! 8i#ohee#t $>ueali#- while Sa66y ?ail$ hi$ a6$ aou#d a#d <u6%$ u% a#d dow#9  YO FRI*KIN' FRI*KS! I'+E HA) IT, I'+E FRI*KIN' HA) IT! YO (YS HA+E OFFI*IALLY RINE) E+ERYTHIN(! YO'+E RINE) THE S0ON(E1O1 SERIES, THE RO*KO SERIES IS )EA), '*ASE OF THE S0ON(E1O1 FAN1ASE! I WILL FORE+ER HATE THE S0ON(E1O1 FAN1ASE, THEY RINE) E+ERYTHIN(!

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OKAY, THAT IS IT! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAAAAWW!

I've had it with all you fi"i# toll$, a#d all you fi"i# hate$, a#d all you fi"i#

$tu%id fa#&fi"$! YO (YS ARE THE ONES THAT RINE) *ARTOONS FOR

E+ERYONE! *a#'t you $ee that! What the fi" ae you -uy$ )OIN(! A$"i#- foall thi$ fi"i#- -a.a-e

WHY )O WE NEE) A)+ENTRE TI/E WHY )O WE NEE) RE(LAR SHOW WHY

)O WE NEE) ANOTHER S0ON(E1O1 /O+IE WHY )O WE NEE) A& A FAN1OY 2

*H/&*H/ RE+I+AL!

WHY )O WE NEE) ALL THAT! *AN'T WE HA+E A 0RO0ER 34$ STYLE *ARTOON

SERIES, FOR *RYIN( OT FRI*KIN( LO)! You -uy$ "illed the Ro"o $eie$! All

you fi"i#' FAN FRI*KS, a#d you FRI*KIN( FANTASIES S0EWE) OT AT YO 1Y

FRI*KIN( 0OO0 /ER*HANTS! I'/ TIRE) OF ALL YO FRI*KS!

I'/ SO FRI*KIN( /A), AN) I'/555So fi"i#- 6ad! I 6ea#, you -uy$, YO (YS,

HA+E OFFI*IALLY /A)E /E LOSE /Y /AR1LES!! WHY *AN'T YO (YS 7ST ASK FOR A 0RO0ER 34$ STYLE *ARTOON SERIES! THIS IS A NI(HT/ARE!

8Sa66y thow$ a hai a-ai#$t the wall9

I'6 $ue NO Ro"o fa# %edit& would %edit that555the A)+ENTRE55the

Adve#tue Ti6e fa#ta$i:e$ would RIN E+ERYTHIN(! A#d #ow I .et .y #ow *A&

*ARTOON NETWORK ha$ -ot a fi"i#' 0RO1LE/ SOL+ER; 6ovie i#

develo%6e#t5 With fi"i#' 0A0ER RA)! 'au$e you FRI*KIN' FRI*KS <u$t *AN'T

E+ER 1E =EN*HE)5

 YOR A& YOR /Y LITTLE 0ONY FANTASIES *AN NE+ER 1E =EN*HE), *AN

 THEY YO FRI*KIN( FRI*KS!'Whe# will you lea#, WHEN WILL YO LEARN, THAT YOR A*TIONS HA+E

*ONSE=EN*ES! YO (YS KEE0 ON ASKIN( FOR AN A)+ENTRE TI/E

/O+IE! AN) YO'RE RININ( THE *ARTOON WORL), HAS IT ALREA)Y

SFFERE) ENO(H!

AN) IT'S STILL SFFERIN(! WHAT THE FRI*K! 0ARENTS 7ST *AN'T

HAN)LE555RO*KO IN THE /O)ERN WORL), *AN THEY ALL *ASE, WE HA+E TO

HA+E THIN(S *ENSORE)! WE HA+E TO HA+E THE 1EST 7OKES TREATE) AS THE

WORST! WE HA+E TO HA+E555WE HA+E TO HA+E THREE SLI(HTLY IN*O/0LETE

E0ISO)ES, )ON'T WE! ANOTHER HALF&ASSE) )+) SET!!!

HAAAAAAA(AAAHHH(H! 8i#ohee#t $>ueali#- while Sa66y ?ail$ hi$ a6$aou#d a#d <u6%$ u% a#d dow#9

 YO FRI*KIN' FRI*KS! I'+E HA) IT, I'+E FRI*KIN' HA) IT! YO (YS HA+E

OFFI*IALLY RINE) E+ERYTHIN(! YO'+E RINE) THE S0ON(E1O1 SERIES, THE

RO*KO SERIES IS )EA), '*ASE OF THE S0ON(E1O1 FAN1ASE!

I WILL FORE+ER HATE THE S0ON(E1O1 FAN1ASE, THEY RINE) E+ERYTHIN(!

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8Sa66y "i"$ hi$ lo$et doo e%eatedly9

RINE)555E+ERYTHIN(!

8Sa66y $la6$ a .a$"et a-ai#$t the -ou#d9

I HATE THE S0ON(E1O1 FAN1ASE5 I555 HATE THE/!

8Sa66y $la6$ the .a$"et a-ai#$t the -ou#d a-ai#9

8dee% .eathi#- fo6 fou 6i#ute$ of $ea6i#-9 Why'$ the S%o#-e.o. fa#.a$e

have to 1E LIKE THIS Oh& Why doe$ the atoo# fa#.a$e have to .e $o #u6.&

$"ulled! *a#'t you -uy$ FRI*KIN' A**E0T, THAT WE NEE) A 0RO0ER (OL)EN&

A(E STYLE *ARTOON SERIES! HOLY FRI*KIN' FRI*KS!!!

HOLY FRI*KIN( FRI*KS! Why a#'t we have N*T RO*KO'S /O)ERN LIFE )+)

SETS! I$ that $o had to a$" Why a#'t we have a Futua6a $e>uel O, uh555aFutua6a %e>uel!

O, uh555eve# a #ew South 0a" 6ovie WHY *AN'T WE HA+E THAT!

8Sa66y "i"$ lo$et doo a-ai#9

WHY )O WE NEE), AN A)+ENTRE TI/E /O+IE! WHY )O WE NEE) THAT

WHY TELL /E

 TELLL /EEE! TELLL /E NOWWWWW! 8Sa66y -owl$ li"e a# a#i6al9 *RSE YO

ST0I)555 FRI*KS! You -uy$ RINE) it! You ui#ed it with you fi"i#- fa#ta$ie$,

you A)+ENTRE TI/E FANTASIES5 @Oh yeah, let'$ $ee5 (I+E S 6oe Adve#tue Ti6e5 (I+E S 6oe Re-ula Show5 (ive u$ 6oe .la#d a#d hu6ole$$ <o"e$5

 THAT'S WHAT *O/E)Y'S ALL A1OT, HH@

@RI(HT! RI(HT )ISNEY *HANNEL, RI(HT! (I+E S555 FRI*KIN'555 /ORE HANNAH

/ONTANA *LONES, YEAH, WE NEE) /ORE OF THOSE!@ Sa66y "i"$ wall

@A$ if thi$ $ito6 wa$#'t e#ou-h, o THAT $ito6! Oh, oh! While you'e at

it555While you'e at it, why #ot fi"i#' -ive u$ 6oe LI+E A*TION S*KFESTS@

WE ALL NEE) THAT HH WE ALL NEE) THAT

WE )ON'T NEE) *LASSI* SATIRE, RI(HT WRON(!!!

Why do you -uy$ have to ui# it with you fa#ta$ie$ Why doe$ it have to .e li"ethi$! I 6ea#, fo /ONTHS, I've .ee# -ivi#- eveyo#e 6y idea$ of a atoo#

$ito6555 i# the $tyle of Ro"o'$ /ode# Life, whih555 i$ %e$o#ally the 1EST

NI*KELO)EON SHOW!

O"ay I 6ea# NI*KELO)EON NE+ER A*KNOWLE)(ES Ro"o'$ /ode# Life, it

6a"e$ 6e $o 6ad! I 6ea#, why doe$#'t that $how -et atte#tio#, eve# Re# 2

Sti6%y doe$! Thi$ 6a"e$ 6e $o fi"i#' 6ad5 YO ST0I)555 FANS HA) TO RIN

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E+ERYTHIN( WITH YOR A)+ENTRE TI/E FANTASIES!

Holy fi"! @Oh, -ive u$ 6oe Adve#tue Ti6e! (ive u$ 6oe Re-ula Show! (ive

u$ 6oe wa$hed&u% #ew e%i$ode$ of The Si6%$o#$! (ive u$ 6oe 0o.le6

Solve:! 0o.le6 Solve: evival!

 Yeah! (ive u$ 6oe ta$h!@ YO (YS ARE ALREA)Y ASKIN( FOR /ORE TRASH!

@Oh, fi" Futua6a, -ive u$ 6oe Adve#tue Ti6e!@ NOOOOOO!!! YO FRI*KIN' FRI*KS! YO (YS HA) TO RIN IT! YO (YS HA) TO RIN IT!

WHY WHY WHY WHY )OES IT HA+E TO 1E LIKE THIS 8Sa66y ou-h$ fo6

$ea6i#-9

Why doe$ it have to 1E LIKE THIS 8Sa66y "i"$ the wall a-ai#9

Why555 why WHY WHY You& You $tu%id fa#$! The Adve#tue Ti6e fa#.a$e i$

 <u$t -etti#- 6e fi"i#' WORKE) 0!

8Sa66y "i"$ the wall yet a-ai#9

All 'au$e, they a#'t -ive u$ $o6ethi#- atually A**E0TA1LE! 7ST WHAT THE

FRI*K, oh what the fi" Thi$ 6a"e$ 6e $o 6ad! You -uy$ ui#ed eveythi#-with you Adve#tue Ti6e fa#ta$ie$! YO (YS ARE FRI*KIN' I)IOTS! 8Sa66y

.e-i#$ $tuttei#-9

8Sa66y .e-i#$ thowi#- vaiou$ Wii a#d othe -a6e$ at hi$ lo$et doo9

WHY') YO HA+E TO RIN E+ERYTHIN(! WHY WHY! 7ST WHY WHY )OES IT

HA+E TO 1E LIKE THIS

8Sa66y thow$ $o6e %lu$hie$ o# the -ou#d9

I'6 tied of thi$! I'6 tied of thi$! The *ARTOON NI+ERSE IS RINE) THANKS TO

 YO (YS! You fi"i#' fi"$! Holy fi", why'$ it have to .e thi$ way 8Sa66y-owl$ li"e a# a#i6al a-ai#9

I HATE THE S0ON(E1O1 FAN1ASE, NI*KELO)EON IS RINE)! WHY *AN'T YO

(YS LAN*H A RE1TTAL A(AINST TELE+ISION, TO HEL0 S 1RIN( 1A*K THE

 TRE *LASSI*S

WHY'S IT HA+E TO 1E THIS HAR)!

8Sa66y $to6%$ hi$ foot9

 You555 fi"i#'555FRIIII*KS!

8Sa66y thow$ o#e la$t %lu$hie at the -ou#d9

Fi"i#555 Fi"$! Fi"i#555 FRI*KS!

8Sa66y hit$ hi$ %illow e%eatedly, the# "#o"$ ove hi$ a6ea with it9

8Se#e ut$ to So#i at with Sa66y'$ voie i# the .a"-ou#d9

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AN) LIKE I WAS SAYIN( EARLIER, NI*KELO)EON NE+ER A*KNOWLE)(ES

RO*KO'S /O)ERN LIFE! WHAT THE FRI*K WHY *AN'T THEY E+ER FRI*KIN'

A*KNOWLE)(E THAT SHOW THEY NE+ER FRI*KIN' (I+E IT THE LO+E IT

)ESER+ES! YO ALWAYS SEE THE/ I)OLI;IN( FRI*KIN' S0ON(E1O1 AN) REN 2

STI/0Y! It'$ NE+ER RO*KO'S /O)ERN LIFE! WHAT THE FRI*K

If we <u$t tied to 6a"e a .illia#t $how li"e Ro"o'$ /ode# Life, I .et that oulde<uve#ate the atoo# la#d$a%e! You fi"i#' fi"$ $ay @oohhh, Ro"o'$

eBelle#e a#'t .e 6athed5@ IT *AN 1E FRI*KIN' SR0ASSE), IF H/ANITY

WOL) 7ST FRI*KIN' *OO0ERATE AN) FRI*KIN' (ROW SO/E 1ALLS! Holy

fi"i#' fi"$!

What the fi" i$ wo#- with you -uy$ Why'$ it have to .e li"e thi$ Why a#'t

you -uy$ ASK FOR SO/ETHIN( WORTHWHILE! WHY'S IT HA+E TO 1E LIKE

 THIS555hh, HOLY FRI*K I HATE ALL YO FRI*KIN' FAN FRI*KS! A#d li"e I $aid, it'$

alway$ S%o#-e.o. a#d Re# 2 Sti6%y! Tho$e $how$ alway$ -et a"#owled-ed,

it'$ #eve Ro"o'$ /ode# Life, that'$ the .e$t Ni"elodeo# la$$i!

Holy fi"i#' fi"$, it'$ #ot I#vade ;i6, it'$ #ot& it'$& it'$ #ot Fa#.oy 2 *hu6&

*hu6 li"e $o6e of you $ay, it'$ #ot Fa#.oy 2 *hu6&*hu6! You fi"i# fi"$

o6e to 6y ha##el a#d $ay @Ooohh, Fa#.oy 2 *hu6&*hu6 i$ the .e$t

Ni"elodeo# $how!@ I "#ow it'$ <u$t you fi"i#' toll$, tyi#' to fi"i#'555tyi#' to

fi"i#'5555tyi#' to fi"i#'5556e$$ with 6e! What the fi"! What the fi", y&you

fi"i#' toll$ <u$t #eed to (ET OFF /Y *HANNEL RI(HT NOW!

 You fi"i#' fi"$, I hate all of you, why'$ it have to .e li"e555 thi$ Why a#'t you

-uy$ <u$t fi"i#'555Why a#'t you -uy$ <u$t fi"i#' .e -ood %eo%le A#d555the

S%o#-e.o. fa#.a$e5 *RSE THE S0ON(E1O1 FAN1ASE! YO (YS ARE ONES

 THAT RINE) THE SERIES, YO RINE) THIS ENTIRE SERIES5 Holy fi"i#' fi"$!

A#d -ue$$ what You fi"i#' fi"$555o"ay555you "#ow what555Avata i$ doi#- 6uh

.ette i-ht #ow! I 6ea#, whe# fa#$ e>ue$ted555whe# fa#$ e>ue$ted a $e>uel

$eie$ to Avata, NI*KELO)EON FRI*KIN' )I) IT! Why a#'t *atoo# Netwo" .e

the $a6e I thou-ht that whe# Sy6.io#i Tita# wa$ a##ou#ed, it wa$ -oi#- to

$tay o# *atoo# Netwo"5 1ut -ue$$ what I#$tead, we -et555The 0o.le6

Solve:!

O"ay, I'6 $oy555I'6 $oy555that555O"ay, I atually do#'t hate The 0o.le6

Solve: THAT 6uh5 I'6 $oy5 I'6 <u$t -etti#- wo"ed u% 'au$e of you fi"i#'

Ro"o hate$! Holy fi"i#' fi"$!

I 6ea#, thi$ 6a"e$ 6e SO /A)!' You fi"i#' fi"$ <u$t ui#ed eveythi#- with

you fi"i#' Adve#tue Ti6e fa#ta$ie$, YOR FRI*KIN' A)+ENT& 8Sa66y .ea"$

dow# i# tea$9

 YO FRI*KIN' FRI*KS RINE) E+ERYTHIN(! 8$o.9 YO FRI*KIN' A)+ENTRE

 TI/E FANTASIES! 8$o.9 WE *AN'T (ET A FAN1OY 2 *H/&*H/ RE+I+AL YO

I)IOTS! '*ASE THAT WAS WHAT KILLE) NI*KELO)EON IN THE FIRST 0LA& 8$o.9

 YO FRI*KIN' FRI*KS! YO (YS HA+E TO RIN E+ERYTHIN(! I HATE YO

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FRI*KIN' TROLLS, FRI*K YO!

8$e#e $withe$ to Sa66y o# the ?oo, i# tea$ a#d with a .la#"et o# hi69

0lea$e, atoo# fa#$, I .e- of you! 0LEASE STO0 S00ORTIN( A)+ENTRE TI/E!

A#d $u%%ot 6y idea555 of a full evival of the 34$ la$$i$! 0LEASE!

0lea$e555%lea$e!All Ro"o fa#$ out thee, we a# a$$e6.le555 a#d heal Ro"o fo -ood! WE )ON'T

HA+E TO LISTEN TO THESE A)+ENTRE TI/E FANTASI;ER&;ERS! THESE FRI*KIN'

FAN FRI*KS, WE )ON'T HA+E TO FRI*KIN' LISTEN TO THE/! 0lea$e atoo# fa#$

%lea$e!

8Sa66y withe$ aou#d o# ?oo9

STO0 S00ORTIN( A)+ENTRE TI/E, STO0 RININ( *ARTOONS! YO FRI*KIN'

FAN FRI*KS RINE) ANI/ATION!

8Sa66y withe$ aou#d a-ai#9

FRI*K, FRI*K, AHHH FRI*K! 8Sa66y hit$ hi$ foot a#d hold$ it i# %ai#9 FRI*K!

FRI*K FRI*K! THIS IS FRI*KIN' ST0I)! (RRR *RSE YO! *RSE YO

*ARTOON FAN1ASE!