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What did the calculator say to thepencil on Valentine’s Day?

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You cancount on me.

What kind of flowers shouldyou NEVERgive onValentine’s Day?

Cauliflower

What do you calltwo birds in love?

Tweethearts!

' True Love10 Cupid’s Way

Love Town, USA

What did the stampsay to the envelope?

I’mSTUCK

on you!

What did the boy owl sayto the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?

Owl be yours!

What do you call

a small Valentine?

AValentiny!

What do farmersgive their wives

on Valentine’s Day?

Hogs & Kisses!

What did the boy squirrel sayto the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?

I’m nuts about you!

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