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Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbi aJ
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VOL, XY,
DreamVANCOUVER, B. C., FRIDAY, NOVEMBER, 11, 1932
--By McLeod
XMAS CASTS CHOSEN
BY ADVISORY BOARD
OF THESPIANS CLUB
Four Pla s To Be Produced At End OfMonth — Confmittees Busy
The Christmas plays will be presented on the 24th, 25th ,and 26th of this month according to the decision of the Stu -deats'
ratThe
-htwe--all -been-signed and rehearsals are wil lunder way. Much talent has come to light and the new mem-bers of the Players' Club ire expected to uphold the highstandard of the Christmas plays set in previous years .
"The Bride" is a comedy of a distracted bride who has losther dress, and is under the direction $ 'of Mrs. Shrum, with a cast entirely
fof girls . The part of Joyce, the bride, Women s Undergradis filled by Odette Ainsworth, with
Plan Bridge PartyLois Scott as understudy . Pat Ryanis taking the part of Judith, thebride's sister . The mother ii HelenFarris and the maid Mary Meant Today For Charity
We want the Pierce Sins ,We want the twins!With them and dinner loud
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llCeej;'Dlticidsy stook the''turn SUlding do that the
apt led way *Aim elor wetude .
A packed h' ,,. Watched thisred.blpe4
to to
mantifao utid for diewho so far have lost twit gases s "won thrw, ,
Tony; *harm orated a Heerlenwasp 1N lad the two popular red.heeds out Y an more to one of Boarnew harmony creations .
Howie Cleveland and JohnnyGrubb* nn rly collapsed in theirassts what the Oynoopotfan sisters dl-rectal their amp to their: In factCleveland was seen to be making mo-tions that made it look as if he wenasking for their phone numbers .
Tony Osborne spoke for a few min-utes asking for the support of thestudents at basketball games in thefuture, and stated that every effortwould be made to cop the provin-cial title. Lyle Stewart mentioned thefact that a student section would bereserved at the V. A. C. Gym to-night when the Blue and Gold boy sgo through the motions.
A new yell, "Yea Team" wet In.troduced and received the fiversblecomments of a hilarious audience.Gordon Hilker also led the boys in afew songs.
Bad BusinessSays Forum
"The short-sighted self-devotion o fthe British Empire In raising tariffsagainst other world powers will cer-tainly be an impediment to progress,"declared speakers for the affirmative ,in the discussion, "Resolved, that theImperial Economic Conference of
rust, 150t will be a tttumibIthoak has the pith of international
tlrogis" at this Parliamentary For-tint, Tvebday night,
The subject, introduced as a lackof confidence motion against the govdrnment of the Forum, was openedby Jim Ferris of the opposition. Hewas supported by Tom Vance. Theirarguments resulted in the defeat ofthe government by a narrow margin .
The government, led by Mr . Fisherand Miss Eleanor Walker, defendedits stand on the contention that th eEmpire had made a start in worldlow-tariff co-operation which shoul dbe followed by further co-operationof the large world units.
The chief speakers were supportedby five minute speeches from othe rmembers of the club. Vic Dryer,president of the forum, and membe rof the U. B. C. international debatin gteam, emphasised the tremendousfighting force of the Empire's tariffsin forcing co-operation of othercountries.
The subject for debate at the nextmeeting will be, "Resolved that Dem-ocratic government as understood inAnglo-Saxon countries today is afailure."
Announcement was given of the de -bate between the British team an dthe Varsity men, Vic Dryer and NeilPerry, which will be held in the Oa kRoom of the Vancouver Hotel, No-vember 22nd. Admission is students I2k, public 50c .
11+7 MEMOIUANThe brilliant career of John
Edward Matheson was cut short11 a .m . Wednesday, at the homeof his parents, Mr. and Mrs,J . E. Matheson, 1836 West 11thAvenue . He attended the Uni-versity '19-'21 and took an act-ive part in student affairs.
After obtaining his M.D. atToronto in '27 he became direc-tor of the General Hospital Bee-tieriology laboratory . Last win-ter he engaged in post gradu-ate work at Cleveland, Ohio,and returned to the GeneralHispital, Aug. 1st.
His loss will be felt by a largecircle of friends throughout th ecity,
Frances Lucas will be Miss Sparrow .Risk Directs Agkh t
Sidney Risk, prominent alumnus o fthe Meyers' Club, is directing "The%road of Scarlet." The part of But-ters will be filled by Bill SargentC. Clarbe is In the character ofBreen; Migaworth is taken by A. Es-ler, Smith by Bill Lytton, the trav-eller by Doug. Smiley, oral the land-lord by Tom Lea . This play is a melo-drama, calculated to raise goosefleshon the backs of the audience .
Kieft said *byte Situ Trying"The Changeling," a farce, has onl y
three characters, Henshaw, taken byCyril Chive, Mrs. Hinshaw by Manil aCosgrave, and Stokes, which part wil lbe taken by either S. Keane or W.Whyte, the final decision to be madeon Monday. Dr. Warren is in chargeof this play .
The fourth play, "Smithfield Pre -served," taker s the form of a bolster-ous Elizabethan travesty, under thedirection of Dr. Walker . J. Provosthas the part of Tender, either Vern aShilvock or Frances McIntyre will b eMistress Tender. Brisket is playedby Doug Brown, the queen by MaryGriffin, and Vealia by Margaret Cun-ningham, Asparaggo by GordisMilker, and Herbaccio by H. Palmer.Jack Emerson will be seen as the 'Montebanlc, and C . Fletcher as thecourtier.
Swimming Coach
Publishes Book
On Speed *Laws
A book which every indent inthis university &ould read is "Nat-ural Laws of Speed &whitening"written by Norman Cox, the well -known swimming instructor.
This work covers all the questionusually asked by the neophyte inswimming. Particular attention ispaid to the difficult le$ and thighaction in the "dual beat crawl, cor-rect methods of breathing, and the
Tickets for the W.U.B. bridge areon sale in the Quad box office . Thebridge is to be hold at the Commo-dore on Satt tdlry, November 12 from2:30 to I. Tickets for Bridge andWe are 50o spiece. Those who donot wish to play may obtain ta-tiskete for Mo.
Pstronneesse for the affair will be :Miss Bolted, Mrs. Kilack, Mrs.Bradt, Mrs. Clement and Mrs. Bu-chanan .
All co-eh are requested to comeand bring their mothers. Womenwho have no connection with theUniversity are also very welcome.
Prizes have been donated by Henr yMinks, O . B. Allan, Georgia Pharm-acy, Christie Barbara and Borland she Cream. The winners from eachtable will draw for these prizes.Either suction or contract may beplssyed .
The proceeds of the bridge willprobably go to some city charity ,chosen by the W . U. S .
There is a competition to sell themoat tickets between the class sec-retaries. Each competitor is makinga good showing. The winner will beprirahted with her prig at the gen-et'el meeting of the W. U. S. on Mog-day.
More tickets are being sold downtown than at Varsity . Get bury Var-sity girls, Make up a table now andbuy your tickets . Tickets will be onshe at the door if you cannot getthem before .
Economics Head
Talks To Engineers
vew rormai
In Crystal
Ball Room
Dean': Lecture is
Malvern Festival
Of English Drama
Discussing the recent Malvern Dra-matic Festival in England, Dean Bel-lert at the weekly S. C. M. lec-ture, Tuesday, described each playin the "four hundred years of Eng-lish drama" annually presented there.
Sir Barry Jackson directed the pro-ductions, which opened with Iley-wood's "Play of the Weather," (1533 )one of the earliest farces, followed by"Ralph Roister Doister," one of theearliest comedies.
He next presented "The Alchemist "by Jenson, a realistic comedy of Eng-lish life, Soudtiwari "Tragedy of Or-oonco," an hieolc tragedy, and Field-ing's "Tom Thumb," a burlesque a nthe "Oroonoco" type. Them plays re -presented the periods of 1119, 11 5and 1130.' Preceding the modern play was
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Stamp Enthusiasts
May See Collection
Says S.W. Mathews
The attention of postage stamp col -lectors, students of Canadian History,and others, is drawn to the endeavorthat Is being made by the Universityto gather together a collection of thepostage stamps of Canada and theearly British North American Col-onies. A number of interested stampenthusiasts have made valuable ad-ditions, recently, to the originalnucleus which was assembled abou tfour years ago and sheady quite agood collection has been made .
The work Is being carried . on, un-der the direction of the Presidentby a special committee appointed forthe purpose, and this Committee iscommissioned not only to add, reg-ularly, the stamps that may fromtime to 'time be issued in Canada ,
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TODAYBasketball, Solder "A", V. A .
C. Gym .Canadian Rugby, Juniors vs .
Ex~Magee.English Rugby, Vanity vs.
Ex-Magee, 3 p.m., BrocktonPoint .
Soccer, Seniors vs . NorthShore, Cambia Grounds. 2:45.
Women's Undergrad Bridge,Commodore, 2:30 to 6 p.m .MONDAY, 'Nov. 14
Commerce ' Class Meeting,noon, Arts 104.
W. U. S. Meeting, Arts 1N,12:10.
Players' Club Meeting, Arts106, noon .
Davidson '
Examines
Spectrum
Light and Color FansOf R.A.S.C. See
Peculiarities
Almost in the nature of a "day off"was the meeting of the Royal As-tronomical society, Vancouver centre ,in Science 200, Tuesday, when Dr .Davidson of the department of phy-la, assuming the role of showman,sided by two lante rns and a line ofunbroken talk to match any "pat-ter," discoursed in what he claimedto; bean unareeordable fashion' updnLight and Color. At the last meet -1ng the Society grappled with Bin-stein and Relativity, and now in re-laxation the group of scientist-comeeighty were present—almost allowedthe sensuous beauty of the spectru mto move them to other than intel-lectual applause .
Dr. Davidson cleared the field foraction by plunging the hall intodarkness. "Please make your start-led or excited ejaculation; now," h esaid tersely, "for we will spend mostof our time in darkness."
One of the chief attractions for theaudience was a special glass used inspot-lights whereby a heroine canbecome rosier and rosier with hero -lam or a villain greener and greenerwith villainy. The secret is per- Iformed by cutting out undesirabl ebands in the spectrum, such as (I nthe former ere) yellow and green,lights casting a shadow of doubtupon the chastity of the carminecheek. Dr. Davidson claimed in thelight of the latter case : "There Isnothing but yellow in my make-up."
He started with a number of dem-onstrations showing intensities oflight, reflected light and color, andfinally spectri projected on a screen .The position of the recondite infr ared and ultra violet rays were de-termined and their mysteries un-ravelled.
Proceeding the address Mr . Teasdelgave a brief summary of the skysights for the month.
DR. WEIR TO DISCUSS
SOCIAL ECONOMY
L economic atploitilka of thesick doomed? To what ettmt HMY,' Mould 'health asrrdeos in ' Can aMa be soeislisgd? L Canada reedyfor ao.eOlIed "Elite 11tMIdlas?" Ifso, how should it be financed? 'Adlaeuedon Of the above, "Vital So-cial Economise," will take place net tSaturday evening by Dr. G. M. Weirbefore the Vancouver 'Institute, t owhich the public are invited. In-formation used in the disotadon ofthe above and similar problems hasbeen obtained from direct sourcesduring the course of a recent surveyof health conditions in Canada .
Another item to be considered isthe present status of teachers' sal-aries in B . C. and of so-called "free"education in leading civilized com-munities. Ananysis of one good fea-ture, implied rather than directlystated in the educational section ofthe Kidd Report will also be at -tempted .
NOTICEThere will be a general meeting
of the W. U. S. on Monday in Arta100, noon .
No. 14
The graduating section will nowcontain 45 pages, there will be tenwrite ups to each page Instead ofseven. The frontispiece, faculty, etc. ,will take up 10 pages, Class write-ups9 pages, Student Council and Publica-tions Board 5 pages. The L. S. E.will have three write-ups per pageexcept the Players Club and the Mus-ical Society which will be given apage each .
If a better price on engraving canbe obtained it may be possible to in-clude small pictures of the club presi-dents .
In the Athletic Section the firstteams of the major sports will havehalf a page and a half pep pictureeach . Other sports will take up 1pages. There will be 0 pages of ad-vertising and 3 pages of scrap. Ifmore advertising is obtained an extr apage of scrap will be allowed fo revery two extra paps of advertising .
Further reduction of expenditurewill be possible by using smallertype, decreasing margins and havinga thinner cover .
The date of publication can not belater than March 1st . This necessi-tates that all pictures be in by Janu-ary 15, giving the engravers onemonth to make the plates . All print-ing matter must be in by January 30 .
Caution Money AgainTwo more weeks will be allowed to
deposit caution money waivers d $1 .These waivers will be redeemed whenthe Totem is bought . Only the neces-sary numbers of copies will be printedand it will be impossible for anyonewho does not make a deposit to buya Totem .
The Council is anxious to publish aTotem but has no intention of suffer-ing a loss and has the power to sus-pend the publication if the requiredamount of deposits have not bee nreceived by November 24.
Georgia Hotel Scene
Of Science Banquet
Soiencemen deserted classes, draft-ing rooms, and laboratories, for thefeed bag when they held their sev-enth annual Science Banquet in theAstec Room, Hotel Georgia, Thurs-day evening.
Festivities began at 7 :00 and con-tinued till after 9:00. An orchestrawas in attendance during the meal ,and was ousted later in the evenin gby the Science Quartet, who rend-ered several negro and other song.
Guests of the evening were A. E.Foreman, A.C .R. Yuill, of the E .LC .and A . Gentles, of the Association ofProfessional Engineers.
Incite PepAt Meetiiq:
Professor Angus addressed the Pro-fessional Engineers Club, in theGeorgian dining room of the HudsonBay Company, on Wednesday atnoon . The talk was the third in aseries of five, based on the Kidd Re -port, and was entitled "ProvincialFinance" Other speakers in theseries have been Mr. Kidd, and Mr .
principle of "Progressive Emergence" Machray .
or Hydroplaning which every fast 'rwlmter must have perfected to in- many advance orders by swimmin gcrease his speed. Numerous Mitre- clubs throughout America, includingdons make the most difficult prob- Harvard and Yale Universities, arelams seem easy.
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a proof of its value to increasing ourThe book is so written that it is current knowledge of the sciemrce of
a virtual dictionary of aquatics, and awimming, M . M .
Tickets to be on Sale,
Monday Noon
Tickets for the University Bail, ne w'formal for the !`all term, will be onrile in the Auditorium Box Officefrom .11 a.m. to 2 p.m., toWednesday. That function wi be holdItt the Crystal Ball Boom, Hotel Van-oouyer, Frlduy evening from 9 to 1 .'Arrangements for the affair are in
the hands of Vic Rogers, president ofthe M . U. S. and Dorothy Tholnp.on,president of the W. V. S„ who have*gaged Harold King's popular orch-estra to provide the necessary tyreoepation.
Tickets are priced at two dollars,and will be open to all students tdall faculties, Only two hundred andfifty ducats will be run off the press,sn students are advised to visit th ebox office early .
Refreshments will be served durin gthe course of the evening, althroughfinances do not allow a sit-down sup-per .
Patrons and patronesses for theevent are as follows : Chancellor andMrs . R. E, McKechnte, President andMrs. KUnck, Dean and Mrs. DanielBuchanan, Dean and Mrs. Paul Cle-ment, Acting-Dean and Mrs. J. M.Turnbull, Dean M. L. Boller', Mrs.R. W. Brock, and Dr . G. G. Sedge -wick.
W. U. BUILDING BANDSee
TOTEM PLAN RATIFIED
Edit or's Plan For , Chwer Annual WinsApproval—Caution Money Waivers
Acceptable
"A gain of nearly $500 will be realized by the_ proposed isl eand ' transfer of Council bands," announced Mark Collins ,treasurer of the Students' Council, at the Alma Mater meetingon Wednesday afternoon . $4,500 of Canada PA% market 996 ,due 1959, and $2;000 of Canada 5% at 101.65 due 1945, will besold. $4,500 of Saskatchewan 41%, at 90, due 1945, $2,000 ofManitoba 5%%, at 97, due 1944, and $500 of B. C. 6%, at 103 .50,due 1947, will be bought . These bonds are now below ppaarr
value and a gain will be realisedi~ ~ dy *re duo, the income wil
l increased by $ 0. ThoughDominion bonds are theoreticallymore secure than prov4Pcial In prac-tice the Dominion pays if the Pro-Inces default ,
Totem Costs"31500 is the net loss allowed for
the Totem on the Council budget thisyear," stated Bill Whim ster, prod-dent of the Council, "and this amountcan not be exceeded."
St. John Madeley outlined a plan toreduce expenditures on the Annual .
In 1932, 1000 copies of the Tote mwere printed while only 420 weresold.
Last year's actual expenditure onthe Totem was:Photography and engraving . . . . $1,075Covers 1,500Printing 1,500
This year it is hoped to be able tocut it down to:Photography and engraving . . . . 1100Covers 200Printing 1,200
Allowing for 350 sales at $1.50 apieceand $850 worth of advertisements, thenet loss on the Totem would only be$1,475.
1933 Plans
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THE 'UBYSSEY
Fridar baiter 1932
idt~c 3ihjiuwyMember C.I.P., P.LP,A.)
Telephone : .Point Grey 208Issued
weekb by the Student Publications Board of the Alma MaterMy of tt University of British Columbia, Vancouver, B .C.
Mail Subscriptions: $2.00 per year
Campus Subscriptions: $1 .00 per yearEDITOR-IN-CHIEF—F. St. John Madeley
Tuesdays Stuart Kerb. SENIOR 2D1TOR8 Friday
: Norman Hacking,Sport Editor: Day WashingtonNews Manager: Frances Lucas
Associate Editors' Archie Thompson, Pat Kerr.Aauciate Sport Editors: Arnold White and Christie Fletcher .
Asnahasf Editor: Virginia Cummings and Jack Stanton.Literary Editor Kay Crosby.
,. pasture ildhori Guy S. Palmer$ c hsnge Miters Nancy Miles.
OfRce Assistant: Janet Higginbotham .
LigPLan'atlerbivslaw*: Boyd Agnew,
sets-
Cook, John Cornish,Darrel aomery David Jacobsen, Jeanne Lakauan-Slaw, Both Modeler
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MaoTe c 1MoDismtid'
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Glbba Spat Jimmy
Muse, Tee) to ~i FrolicTheradoe, Harry rokson, Dlopsa
tBlemor Sand, Boyd l gacw.
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Manager* Murray MWa,
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WAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1932
FOR THOSE WHO WEREN'T THER EDespite the fact that the Alma Mater Meeting of Wednes-
day, theoretically approved the plan for the Totem on the basi sof a net loin of $1475, the publication of the annual is not defin-itely assured yet.
It is necessary to have an assured income, and that is thereason why the caution money waivers were made acceptable ,There is little doubt in the minds of the embryonic Totem staffthat three hundred and fifty sales will be made next year, ye tnevertheless it is imperative that aomething more definite tha nan intelligent guess be the basis of a budget .
In case there should be any doubt about the use of thewaivers, we will explain once again, how they are to be used .Every student who intends to buy a Totem next spring, mus teither pay a deposit of one dollar,by November, 25 or sign th ecaution money waiver provided at the Accountant's office . Thewaivers are in lieu of a cash deposit . They must be redeemedby cash however, either at the time of purchase of the annual ,or some time previous .
On behalf of the Totem staff, the Ubyssey wishes to ask all 'executives, and particularly the members of the graduatin gclasses for their heartiest co-operation in the matter of picture sand write-ups. Plans and times for picture sittings will be an-nounced as soon as contracts are awarded .
LOOK OUT BELOW
Students at this university are becoming more and mor eforced to rely upon their own resources . We are beginning torealize what it is to have to live up to our motto, Tuem Est .The faculty, in its present restricted position, is no longer ableto serve up pre-digested spoon-fed education to suit every in-dividual. Hard work and personal effort by the student mus taccompany every lecture .
A truly sincere effort is being made by the faculty, no tonly to keep this university at the high 'level it has attaine dthrough years of past effort, but also to prepare the ground fo reven higher accomplishments in the future . Genuine hardwork and co-operation on the part of the students can onlymake this possible .
Perhaps freshies and sophs need not be reminded of th eproximity of examinations . However, the average student i stoo much inclined to think that "sufficient unto the day is theevil ther'eof." Sincere warning has been made by the facult ythis year that exams are going to be devastating. The universitywants no slackers in 1933 . In the next few years, results mustbe shown to the people of British Columbia if our grant is tobe increased or even maintained at its present level. Thedrones will have to go .
Editor, Ubyssey ,Dear Sir:
I have been delegated to write thisletter to the University on behalf o fthe graduates and former students ofthe University of British Columbiawho are now living in the vicinityof San Francisco .
Last Saturday night, November 5 ,we gathered together at the StatesHof Brau in San Francisco for a re -union dinner and dance . Noticeswere sent to as many of the formerstudents of the U. B. C. as wereknown, and we were very pleasedto have forty persons at our reunion .We had several guests, three ofwhom are graduates of the Univer-sity of Saskatchewan, one of th eUniversity of Dalhousie, one of th eUniversity of Southern California andseveral from the Univers'ty of Cal-ifornia. Dr. Asmundsen of the Ag-riculture Department of the Univer-ilty of British Columbia was presentWe were very sorry that Dr . T.Boggs, now of Stanford, could notbe present .
Mr. Harold Offord very ably car-ried off the duty of toast master . Thetoasts were as follows :
To the King, Harold Offord .To the University, Ted Morrison,
response, Joseph Denham.To the Alumni, Alan Buchanan, re-
sponse, 'Mary Carter .After the dinner the evening was
spent in songs and yells and danc-log. Many old University songs wererevived in our memories. It was ; copy.
Class and Club )OUTDOORS CLUB
Celebrating the close of a seasonof activity unequalled since the er-ection of the "new cabin" lour yearsago, the Varsity Outdoors Club heldits semi-annual party at the home ofMr. Mills Winram on Monday, No-vember 7.
A lantern-slide display conductedby Mr. Alex Dalgleish, a member ofthe Alpine Club, featured the earlierpart of the evening's entertainment ,when pictures taken by Mr. Dalg•With on various mountaineering ex -;editions, were shown and explained .A number of photogripls belongingto members of the V.O.C. were alsothrown on the scrap, followed by n-freshmenta, games, and dancing.
Impelled by the driving force of thePresident Jim Donaldson and thesecretary, Pete Fowler, crewa of oldand new members have succeeded inretakdag the club's longstandingambition for a fire-place . A scien-tifically constructed aki shad, withseparate compartments for each pairof skis, has also been erected
One week-end was allowed to pros-pective members during which tomakebeing e
the leng hike required beforeligible for membership in the
club. Led by the vice-president, MinaPions Sptberlad, the women madean ascent of Goat Peak, while themen went farther afield, scalingCrown Mountain and the Camel .
A dawn of the mate members ofthe V.O.C., wishing to try theirmountaineering skill in more diffi-cult country, are planning a trip forArmistice week-end to the LuckyFew group of peaks near Cha ttwack .
How about that Totem deposit?
V. C. U.The Annual Conference of the Var-
sity Christian Union of U.B .C . withthe University Christian Union ofthe U. of Washington will be held atLake Whatoom, Bellingham, Satur-day einnd Sunday. "The Firs," a love-ly spot near Lake Whatcom is anideal camp for a retreat, and hasbeen the scene of a number of suc-ceeeful conferences in the past .
The programme for the retreat wil linclude informal hikes add games ,Bible Studies, devotional hours, afireside service, and an open forum.Speakers and leaders will be DavidMartin of Union College, Robert H . 'Birch, president of the Inter SchoolChristian Fellowship of B. C., andJames R. Wilson, president of theV.C.U.
How about that Totem deposit ?
PHILOSOPHY CLUBThe Philosophy Club will meet a t
the home of Prof . Henderson, 4243West Twelfth Avenue, Tuesday, No-vember 15 at 8 o'clock . Miss Ger-trude Day will give a paper on "Th eFreedom of the Will . "
How about that Totem deposit?
PHYSICS CLUBTwo papers were presented at an
open meeting of the Physics Club inScience 200 Wednesday afternoon.The first was given by Ron Smithand dealt with the little known Cos -• Ray . The second was a treatiseon the physics of transportation, deal-ing with the automobile engine, thelocomotive, and the, aeroplane, givenby Doug. Fair .
How about that Totem deposit?
COMMERCE CLUBA meeting of the Commerce Club
will be held in Arts 106 at noon o nMonday, November 14. A constitu-tion for the proposed club will beconsidered . All men of the Com-merce classes of '33 and '34 are re -quested to attend .
How about that Totem deposit ?
HISTORCAL SOCIETYThe Historical Society will hold it s
regular meeting Monday evening,November 14, at the home of Dea nM. L. Bollert, 1185 West Tenth Ave-nue. A paper on Nationalism in Gee-many will be read by Ottowell El-liot . All members are urged to at-tend .
Dean Bollert TalkesTo S.C.M. On Drama
LOST—Gold signet ring bearing theInitials R. C. W. Finder please leavein Book Store .
Lesee of Farm
Sells Products
On Varsity Hill
Dairy Products And
Green Vegetables
Easily Sold
The Varsity farm is making progressin spite of the depression. Mr. John'Young, who has since the first ofApril been running the departmentof Dairy Cattle and Tillable Land ,states that he has had a very suc-cessful summer. He has found amarket in the University Area forall his dairy products, potatoes, etc .,as well as filling his contract to growsufficient feed, etc., for a herd of dairycattle, approximating forty head . Themajority of these cattle, says Mr .Young, are pure bred Ayrshires sel-ected in Scotland by Professor King.The rest of the herd is pure bredJersey ,
Part of the dairy farm I. under themanagement of Ingledew and Tate ,who are manufacturing KingstonCheese . Mr. Young reports that therainy summer has proved very bene-ficial to his crops, although the soilof the farm is not very rich in • thissection . Four men are employed con-stantly on this section of the farm.gr. Young is well satisfied with theresults of his venture to the presenttime .
Mr. Frank Garnish, who has beenwith the Horticultural Department o fthe University since 1917, is now run-ning a commercial nursery on thesame location. He reports that no re-search work is being done this year ,except that the B. C. Electric hasinstalled a hotbed as an experiment.The students have the use of thenursery as usual . "From the student'sstandpoint," says Mr. Garnish, " Ishould say there was no great differ-ence, but it means more work forthe professors." Cutting, grafting, etc.,are here learned by experimenting bythe students.
Mr. Garnish, too, is fairly well satis-fied with his undertaking, althoughhe says he would rather work withthe Varsity, than independently, as atpresent.
Mr. Garnish mentioned the poorquality of the soil, but said thatwonderful results could be obtaine dif it was well fertilized .
Professor Buck has taken over thebulb collection for the University ,and is directing the work of the Uni -
Philatelists May
See U. Collection
(Continued from Page One) 'but also to endeavor to secure,through gilt, or otherwise any stampsof Canada that will add to the corn-pleternss of the collection.
AB contributions of old Canadia npostage stamps are welcomed; andthose who have stamps that mightadd to its eoapietnsn or who knowthe owners of del stamps who mightbe pleased to help build up the Vni•verstty ceBeetrn an urged to eo.apseate with the committee in mak-ing the collection, especially of early,Wass, as complete as possibie . Thornespecially who have somas to oldletters or documents that wouldotherwise be destroyed are iegi estedto assist the University in sating andgathering together these records ofthe put, Contributions will not beatoepte , however, if they destroythe eoeiplsenus of oollestlots frontwhich they are %d g
Students and ethers who are later-Wed two have aeoets I. the saw-don enough the reOW.
AsldWoms to the edNst4at will bemade In Dsomabir wMa the follow -ias denomfpeti ns of a new lase ofpostage stamps are !laced cm ide sIs, to, k, to, k, and k bowing thepettish of Ms May King OteroV. Ito double sized Platosal damp,
What' People
Are Saying
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Prot Angus: With siren sons sadlive daughter, Wore . U had m-elded as well kr the suolessioa tothe throne as was bumanhi possible ,
*s oDr. Clarke: You have eo be very
"un-flu-y" to umdoreland this .i will lave out the neuyhty part s
Si I read this.The French knocked the "L" out of
Aristotle.
Dr. Evans: They were admitted tithe theatre at 9:80 European time,
e• •Jack Stanton—The twins . are not so
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Margaret Medea; Say, does gravityrun up or down?
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men, members of city regiments, re-ceived their equipment from the gov -ernment military stores at Victori ayesterday. Construction of the camp ,which is situated on the Universitytowndts lands at the corner of Sev-enth Avenue and Blanca Street, isgoing forward rapidly, and it is ex-pected that it will be completed inabout a week's time .
Erection of the tents, which areequipped with wooden floors, and theinstallation of electric wiring hasbeen begun by a work-part► of aboutfifty men .
As the camp will be maintainedfor severaimonths at least it has beandecided to erect a recreation room oftimber Instead of the mermen, orlarge' held twit, which is customarilyused in the temporary camp&
Col. Townley is CommandWhen complstd there will be three
hundred men under canvas who willbe under the command of Lieut .Col.W. A. Townies, assisted by a perm -anent adjutant and voluntesr orderl yofficer provided from the variousVancouver regiments, one day at atime, by a system of rotation.
The non-commissioned officersamong the encamped men are to at-tend to the administrative duties ac -cording to their rank .
The community is to be governedby military regulations and the regu-lation fatigue clothes will be worn atwork and around the camp itself . 0aleave for town the men will wea rtheir own civilian clothing.
Policy of ComfortThe materials necessary for the
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The policy upon which this andsimilar camps are being based is tosee that the camps are as comfortableand homelike as possible, in orderthat the men may be kept as content-ed as possible under the circumstancesand in good health and spirits .
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fortunate that we had a privatedining-room because the rafters cer-tainly rang when we started on suchsongs as "My Girl's A Hullabaloo"and "111r. Noah."
Since we were unable to attendHomecoming at the University thiswas our substitute and it was agrand one . It has now become a year-ly affair.
We all join in sending our bestwishes for the success of the Uni-versity, and we are behind it in allits endeavors.
Ace was said in one of the toasts,"The University has lost quite anumber of feathers from its hat, wedon't want it to lost its hat," atwhich remark someone piped up,"nor it's shirt." That is putting itbluntly, but we mean every word ofit.
Yours sincerely ,The San Francisco Alumni Mem-
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Editor, Ubyssey ,Dear Sir ,
The members of the Pep Club wishto take this opportunity of publiclythanking the Pierce Twins, Jack Duf-fy and Ted Williams, for their splen-did co-operation in the Pep Meetin gheld last Thursday .
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(Continued from Page One)Boucicault's "London Assurance " ,1841, of the sentimental type bur-lesqued by "Alice-Sit-by-tine-Pyre", •given here last Christmas . Dean Bol-lert described this as "a play with -out ideas but with a clever mentio nof incidents. "
The final production was from thepen of "the patron saint of the festi-val," Bernard Shaw . "Too True to beGood," received at Malvern Its Eng-lish premiere, although it had prev-iously been shown in Boston and Po-land. The play will be presented inVancouver this season . "Too True tobe Good," Dea Bollert stated, do -parts from all the rules which havegoverned modern writers, yet thespirit of the time—unrest, uncertain-ty and a realization of tenure arewell depicted by the dramatist.
veraity in Tulip culture .
Straws show which way the windblows, but straw votes in America ncolleges, at least, apparently have littlesignificance. In the nation wide strawvote election in the universities in theUnited States, under the direction ofa leading eastern university, Hooterwas a three to two victor over Roose-velt, and Thomas, the Socialistic can-didate trailed fu behind.
Itetmrnhng officers in may col alaps reported a peculiar fact. Thevote was oral, and many students, onbeing ' requested to choose a candi-date aidt "I 'vote for Thon s . Willmy' mate be recorded? Then changent7 Vote 'ter Ifcovlr." The sands ofthe shores b1 Italy heave, as Shelleyreattlaedy tented over in hit Steve .
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Word has retched the Muck Pag eof a'eeagen of the University knownp : t e SohMotatat . On honing' ofthe horrible conditions In which the ylive, we decided at once to organisea Seilaoenea'd Uplift Movement
. 'Tibia has now been done, and oneal the braved of modern missionarieshas been lent over to their domain.This courageous person-by nameRev. J. H. Ptinton-Is a more youth,and it speaks well for his Indorninit •able nature that he has consented toundertake this hazardous venture,' Hs will leave Vancouver on a spe-cially chartered boat on November14th. It is rumoured that these Sal•enewnsn are living in comparativeisolation, and may be reached onlyat certain intervals of the year . Cap'nDamitall, well known to members ofthe Muck staff, declares that he him -NU has visited this tribe .
"Landing in the face of severe . op-position," he says, "which I over-came only with the utmost difficultyand a broken beer-bottle, I wanderedover their territory for several days ,observing their manners. At firstglance one would assign to them al-liance with the Latin races, but care-ful study revealed that the vast ma-jority are of Celtic or Nordic origin ,They make an awful noise," he con -chided.
When the good ship "Hope, Faith,and Charity" leaves Vancouver Mon -day morning, it will carry with it acargo of provisions for the Rev. Stan -ton, several cork-screws (just in cas ethey meet Chang Suey, and pursuehim down a drain), some tracts fordistribution to the natives, ton gsheets—on the principle that "musi chath power to charm the savagebreast" or ' somep'n. Several can-openers will also be taken, for n ogood reason at all .
It is expected that the weather wil lbe suitable for the growth of plantspeculiar to that climate, and the Rev.Stanton has a case of wheat, corn,rye, etc ., which he intends to plant .
"I am not neglecting my flowergarden," he states, "I shall take vari-ous roses, bulbs, turnips, and chry-nath--chrysnither—crythna-sir, swee tpeas
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It Is expected that the journey wil ltake from two to four days. No re-liable maps can be obtained, but ataxi-driver downtown says that it issituated about $3.27 away.
If communication permits, letterswill be received from time to timefrom the exile, acquainting us withhis adventures .
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About thew Christmas MUM Dowit never otctur to you that our pre&ant day system is utterly unfair?Why should one student pas andthe red fall? It is entirely againstthe Communistic rinciple of 'What'sgood enough for you is good enoughfor me . "
If one student passes, then obvi-ously the course is such that at leas tone man can understand it. There-fore, merely because the mass hasnot got enough brains to pass, whyshould they be flunked? It is com-parable to the question of the un-even division of wealth. All wealthshould be divided up evenly, and intheory so should brains. But thisis obviously impossible, as it wouldrather injure a man for furtherthinking if his brains were remove dand given to someone else.
Thum each class should select thebrainest man and allow him to writ etheir exams. for them. The classshould, of course, attend lectures.
Neither do I think it right that thework of any clams as a whole shouldbe divided up so unevenly. I meanto say, the Professor lectures, an dthe class . takes down notes . Now itshould be arranged so that the Pro-fessor lectures one week and a mem-ber of the class the next week shouldgive his views on the subject. TheProfessor, of course, should be com-pelled to take the Student-Lecturer'snotes for that period . He would un-doubtedly learn something new aboutthe subject, whatever it was. TheProfessor would then understand thedifficulties of taking his course, theamount of work it entails, and s oforth . Too many Professors do notrealise this.
On the other hand, the students, ifthey all lectured in turn, would re-alise the difficulty of preparing thelecture, the amount of work It en -tails in getting over the ideas of abunch of dumb gazebos that aren' tinterested to it, and so forth. Toomany students do not realise this
A sample of coffee from a certaininstitution around here was sent tothe Provincial analyst . He reported:"Advise changing water in gold-fishbowl oftener."
• • •And then there was theFret manWho had a very ancient car—PositivelyPrehistoric.He used to park it in front of hisHouse. When asked why,He said, "Because ifI park it in the alley, someDamb fool is likely toDump ashes into it ." I
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2nd Drunk: Dat ain't no black eye ,days a birthmark .
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SAD STORY
OF A MAN WHICH
DRAM
Recently I had twelve bottles ofhome-distilled whiskey in my cellarand my wife made me empty thecontents of each and every bottledown the sink. I proceeded to do asmy wife desired and withdrew thecork from the first bottle, poured thecontents down the sink with the ex-ception of one glass which I drank .
I then withdrew the cork from thesecond bottle and did likewise withthe exception of one glass which Idrank. I extracted the cork from thethird bottle, emptied the good oldbooze down the bottle, except theglass which I devoured . I pulled thecork from the fourth mink and poure ddown the glass when I drank some .I pulled the sink' out of the nextcork and poured the bottle down mywok. I pulled 'the next bottle outof my throat, and poured the corkdown the glass, all but one sinkwhich I drank .
I pulled the next cork from mythroat and poured the sink down thebottle and drank the cork.
Well I had them all emptied' and Isteadied the house with one handand counted the bottles which wer etwenty-four, so I counted them againwhen they came around, and I, hadseventy-four, and as the house cameround I counted them and finally Ihad all the houses and bottles count-ed and I proceeded to wash the bot-tles, so I turned the houses insid eout and washed and wiped them all,and went upstairs and told my otherhalf all about what I did and OhBoy! I've got the wheat little nice inthe world .
The 42nd Return
of
Chang Suey
When we made our way into the Puba frightful scene met our eyes . Type-writer ribbons were strewn all aroundthe room, hanging in great festoonsfrom the electric lights, and loopedover the radiators in bunches. On th efloor were great masses of extinguish-ed cigarette butts. "Chang Suey hasbeen in here, " said Duncan Eetit,turning pale with horror .
Racing into the Pub we fled to th etypewriters. "The scoundrel!" gulpe dEetit, "He's trying to wreck the Ubys-sey. He's taken all the x's ." As westood gazing at each other in con-sternation a fiendish laugh came toour ears. "How did he get out of diedrain??" cried Feat turning to me I nbewilderment. "I'd rather be shot thangassed, " came the mocking voice ofChang Suey, Old as we turned wesaw him disappearing through thedoor.
.We dived through the door after
him, and reached the quad just in
,You're Telling Me!
"It was winter, and me and acouple other feUen was stranded.We had nothing to eat, but worsestill we had nothing to .drink-wewere in the middle of the Sahara ,when water cuts more thin whis-key In the Stites.
.For fourteen days we had bee n
trudging along the burning ,sands.Not a drop to,' drink had we had al lthat thus. The only mesa we hadof tlsHing wen' was to Wks a bath
night in leek other'swripiratite.
Tian one morning I woke at dawn-and to my hewer sew a bard* OfAM& weeping up on wit Wadstoting not a moment, I leaped outof bed, summoned my oantradse, andimmediately set about strengtitenixour posiition. We dug a trunkbuilt a wall of granite around it.When the wall was about five fasthigh, we discovered we really hadno granite, and were merely build-ing castles in the mils.
I was so mad that I jumped downthe trench. The jolt gave me anides. Feverishly we dug the boledeeper-and deeper! Pour hundred,two thousand yards we went. Bynow the sand had caved In on usand we warp walled In. Entombedin the Saban! But did that fazeme? Womb . We just kept right ondigging. And blmeby we acne outin Australis. But it was just an tother desert to um.
For days we trudged along. Thenit clouded over. "Rain!" I horsedgaily. But it didn't. What a NowtWhat a man! What a Uhl What theb . . . ?
In another week or two we came toa cliff. I glanced over . Thee, twothousand feet below, was a rivermeandering through rich fields ofwheat, roses, tsuppinacheo, (allots,tseUery, *plicate, califo'nya glape-fruit two for a quarter . . . pardonme, I appear to wander.
By this time I hadn't had a mealfor two months . I decided to divefrom . the cliff into the river. I saidgood-bye to my pals, who—the cow-ards—would not accompany me. ThenI dived .
Can you imagine my horror when ,five hundred feet down, the cloudsparted, the sun came out, and befor eI had reached the thousand foo tmark, dried up the river? I had vis-ions of smashing myself against th eriver-bed for two hundred feet .
But then the sun was again ob-scured . It started to rain . I had onlythree hundred feet to go—two hun-dred—what am I offered for this,-one hundred! Thank you .
I closed my eyes in horror. Buta sudden roaring filled my ears . Theriver was in full flood once more !Thankfully I dived gracefully intothe fifty feet of calm water, and wassafe!
time to see him disappear into thebus station. When we reached therehe was well on his way to the ScienceBuilding and going strong. "We'llget him yet!" shouted Eetit am wedashed in pursuit. We dashed intothe building and dashed out again.We dashed hither and yon . "Dashit all," cried Duncan . The man in themoon looked down at us with a grin ,"Lend me a match, I've gone out. Thewife's gone out The kids've got thelimousine. "
"Next train for England leavesyesterday!" I shouted . "Give us fourtickets," shouted Duncan . "Why four?"I shouted back at him . "Well, we got-ta come back, don't we?" was thesnappy come-back .
"Time for a new paragraph!" shout-ed Duncan . "Whizzz!" and a swing-jing slid past our ear . "Bang!" and abullet slid past the other ear. "Zip! "and the wingjing returned over ou rhair, parting it neatly in the middle."(
)", meaning to say, no noise.We stood and meditated. Suddenly
the room rang with the zoom of aboomerang. On its third trip aroundthe room Duncan grabbed it and wascarried into the ventilating shaft .I was carried along in his wake, andwhen I woke up there was the evilface of Chang Suey. I swung madlyat it. But he eluded me. In anotherinstant he had crossed to the window .Then with a rattling noise he dis-appeared . With a gasp I realized h ehad rolled himself up in the windowblind.
"He's hung!" cried Duncan . "Wellhung," I returned laconically, andwe moved forward to effect the cap-ture.
Prof. : When two bodies come to-gether, im heat generated?
T. H.: Not always. I hit a guyyesterday and he knocked me cold .
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nduestlsn and t 'dl were vie-tor is the 'gay lattr4lske sewerisms played this woo k, The dash-ers proved themselves superior to
~a, and won bya soon two to ,'bthleig, The Is•sea was ;doubtd dutiag the !!rothalt, but the wautd•be•padagogupshowed the way during most of thewand half and broke through foraoper to score two pals,
The Maw pm. played on Tues-day was more even, and producedmuch hard football although thebrand was of a somewhat doubtfulquality. Seism 13 best the Selanee'M goalie in the first half to take a1.0 lead Into the second Muss. How-ever, the Second Year men decide dto take a hand in the ascend halt,and tied the score . With but fiveminutes left to play, the '31 goalie,-in avoiding a puddle, also avoide dthe ball, and it rolled into the ne tfor the winning counter.
Games for next week are as fol-lows:
Monday, November 14, Arts '35 vs .Bduca ion.
Tuesday, November 16, Arts '33 vs .Ari
a Wednesday, November le, Wanes'33 vs . Selena W.
Puckmen Meet Cubs
In Friendly Contest
Next Monday night Varsity's In-termediate lee Hockey team will playthe Westminster Cubs Juniors in afriendly game. This match was ar-ranged through Art Schuman, andthe Cubs state that they will downthe students by two goals . Art andour boys think differently however ,and are confident that the conditionswill be reversed.
The contest promisee to be a close-ly-fought one, with the odds in favo rof the Blue and Gold team . Thereis nothing official about the contest,it has nothing to do with League fix-tures at all, which are going to getunder way about the middle of thi smonth . It will mean valuable prac-tice for the Varsity puckaten, whoare just rounding into form and be-ginning to work together as a whole .
The Hockey Club was sorry to hea rthat King McGregor would be un-able to play for U.B .C. this year.King is going east to Calgary for thewinter but promises to be back nextyear.
There was a brief meeting of th eclub on Wednesday when a few bus-iness matters were taken up. Leaguepractice hours at the Arena and For -um have not yet been divulged, butwill be in the hands of the variousteams in the Leagues by next Mon-day at the latest, it is expected .
Divines Dabble In
Football Contests
(Continued from Page Four )shortly before the interval whenThompson beat Addison in the An-glican goal.
The second half produced keenplay on both aides, with the Angli-can forwards and halves combiningto tie the score through Thain. Playwas even for the rest of the game ,with Valentine scoring the final goa lof the game to give the EnglishChurch Theology the victory . Thecontest was a return meeting of agame played last March in which th eUnion College were winners .
The teams: Anglican College : Addi-son; Silva-White, Disney ; Humphrey ,Faulks, Thain ; Cockburn, Harris .Lost, Ellis, Valentine .
Union College : Selder; Golightly .Stoble (J .) ; Gorrie, Stoble (R.), Booth-royd; Hetherington, Hormman, Lati-mer, Thompson, Pringle .
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This issue we present to you a new character. Cap'nDamitall is the hero of many an incredible adventure . We pre-sent herewith the first of these . It may be possible to securefurther tales.
Cap'n Damitall is an old sea-dog who has been wreaked inevery corner of the globe. He is getting on in years now, andno longer roams the world's wildest paths . He sits at home,~adwhis library. There one can sometimes lead him to
Glancing up at the wells of his room, he will see sometrophy brought back from Keaven knows where—probably aseoond-haitd ors--end• spin you a tale as wild as any of theArabian Knish
Just a ward of warning. Don't take anything he says tooWank?, He is quite fond of a drop too much ,
Under editorial confidence; a student on this campus isglgiving us his views of it under the title, Kampus Bolshevik.Having been refused space by the Senior ditor, he came to me .But the man is in all seriousness-moo don't read it as Muck !
Contrary to popular opinion, the Muck staff had two entries in the Art a'20. Here they are. They both won the race in a dead heat dead beat Theywere so far ahead of the rest that they passed the winning line sometime las tOctober.
Sid Swift CapturesFirst Place In Annual
Arts '30 Road ClassicGood Wwtlw Conditions Drw Large Audi-
ence — Mystery Rme Takes, FFourthPlace Sinclair ~n1~e. Throughout
Varsity
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V. A. C. Squad Wed.
Birdsley and Osborne Lea' Attack -- FiatHalf Clare — Vars ty Battles Sparling' s
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uD r BASKETBALLERS
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NEED MORE PLAYERS
More new men are needed for Vars-ity's Intermediate B Basketball team .If you are under eighteen, or did 'nothave your eighteenth birthday before ,October of thin year, you are eligibl eto turn out . All players eligible un-der these regulations are urged toturn out, no matter what your pre-vious experience has been .
Last Monday night the Intermedi-ate B's were soundly trounced by afast stepping Meraloma quintette b ya score of 84.25 at the King Edwardgym .
This is due to the fact that ourbunch lacks the necessary experience ,and has so few men . On the night o fthe game Varsity had only six men i nstrip, while the opponents had th efull ten which they are allowed unde rthe regulations. Come on out yo uhoop'tersl Blue and Gold needs you !Look on the timetable posted in thegymnasium for the practice hours al -lotted to the B's and be on hand .
member of the executive as soon a spossible. A person may challenge theperson above or the person two rungsup on the ladder and if he or sh ewins they move above the other per -son and may then go through theprocedure again . if a personchallenges and is beaten he may notchallenge the victor for one week .
Beat Arts 35
In Hoop War
The Arts '38 lassie went aboutthings in the right way, last Wsd ne-day afternoon to run up a 34 moreagainst the maidens of Arts 'M in aWomen'. Interclass Basketball war i nthe gymnasium.
The freshetta got under way rightfrom the first and held the lead
'throughout the whole fret'. By halftime the SOphettes had only two(!)' pokid, scored by *daft P ri*while their you>tger eiders led byKay Boerne and Addle' ThNia had .sent the ball rolling for It
In the' aseatid ,half Alas '85 moredtwice di &ay points es in their liedattempt, but as pair time *tempt wasonly two (I) points, this 100 per outimeMM didn't count fur much. ,
Arts proved , the old Prom*that what can be done ono. can bedone yet a second time (or saitilhinglike that) and sowed 10 !tare pointsto end the game 334.
It has . been rumored that afterwatching the excellent broken-fieldrunning of Mamie ~ when shehad the ball, m anpgers*Ash andCanadian Rugby' 'tams ate tryingto sign her on.
She and Margaret CWrnitgh a werethe pick of Arts 'M, Nay $curseand Molly Locke just about ran theshow for the freshettes, soaring 14and 10 points respectively -lob Os.borne tooted the whistle .
Senior B loopers
Invade Courtenay
To Show Prowess
Varsity's Senior B basketball squad,under the capable care of that ol dmaestro, Randy Tervo, are travellingto the Island today to engage th eCourtenay "Pops" in an exhibitionencounter .
The Courtenay lads have beenplaying together for three or fouryears now, and are rated as one ofthe smartest teams on the island .Apparently they crow 'em big andtough over there and when Tervo'stravellers stop on the floor, they willbe up against tough opposition.
However, the Blue and Gold outfi thave been under strict training thepast while, and are expected to be i nprime condition for tonight's battle .Those who are making the trip areWood, Sutton, Pringle, Stokvis, Lucas ,Webster, McLeod and Coach Tervo.
Wood and Sutton, two of the bea tplayers, will be playing In their hometown and are expected to sway som eof the rooters to support Varsity ,
Pringle, who will be jumping cep -kit, is an ardent devotee of the game,and is expected to start lots of plays.Stokvis is a Westminster lad and hasheld down a berth on the HighwayFur outfit. Lucas is captain of theteam, and Webster and McLeod areboth players of experience.
Plenty of good basketball will bedished up in this game before thefinal score is settled .
How about that Totem deposit?
Vat''sity Beats
High School
Grid Squad
U,B .C, Interscholastic gridders adde danother scalp to their count bytroundrg the Prince of Wales aggre-gation 8.3 in their fourth CanadianRugby game of this series at Heathe rPark Wednesday .
The first period opened with a ser-ies of bucks and end runs by theYellow and Black, which resulted ina kick to the deadline for 1 pointfor P. W. To offset this attack Sy-monds of Varsity kicked a bold goalfor 3 points, the count being left at3.1 for the Blue and Gold. '
The second quarter resulted in akick to the deadline by Moffat, bothteams ., holding their . own.
Canto the third saw another kic kto the deadline by loos for P. W . ,and with Varsity retaliating with akick to the deadline by Symonds,INV* the count 54.
Tai fourth period saw an undis-puted march down the field by theUniversity . The vigor and the fresh-ness of the Yellow and Black sue -embed to the spirit. and strength ofthe Collegians, which resulted in afield goal by Symonds. The scor ebeing left at 84 for the U.B.C .
The enthusiastic followers of theColleegeans were thrilled many timesby the marvellous work of Symonds,Holden and Moffat, Symonds' fin ekicking was the means by which th ewinning points for the U .B.C. werescored,
Lineup: Moffat, Hauser, Crysdale ,Lipson, Snelling, Clapperton, Ak-hurst, Martin, Bower, Saltier, Mc -Innes, Ashby, Lynott and Lydlatt.
Second Division
Ruggers Op pose
Mirpole Fifteen
After a lay-off of two weeks theVarsity Second Division Ruggers takethe field at 3,00 p.m. Saturday, Nov.12, at Douglas Park East against theleague-leading Marpole aggregation .
Since Marpole needs this game toretain its lead and Varsity to keep i nthe running, it is sure to be a veryhard-fought game. Maypole has beenturning out regularly and expects tofield its best possible line-up; whilethe University boys have worked inseveral new men including JackSteele and Paul Clement. With thehelp of these first-rate players andthe return of Max Stewart and thecaptain, Roy Stobis, Varsity's chancesof mounting this important step to-wards the trophy appear good.
In this game Pyle will again playthe wing forward and much of th eresult depends on him .
Team : J. Grubbs, J. Stale, D. Pugh,M. Stewart, G . Sanderson, B. White,R. Stable, McDonald, Pyle, R . Wood ,P. Clement, G. Weld, G. Stead, D.Davidson, J. Sumner. Spares : Ark-wright, Wilson and Carey.
The Third Division team is alsoplaying a very hard game at Dougla sPark West when it meets the secondMarpole team at 2 :00 p.m. Saturday,
Team: H. Hammeraley, Sladen, P.Colthurst, Dayton, L. Shelling, Craig,C. McQuarrie, Walsh, D. Black, P.Ellis, A. Johnson, H . Nemetz, Mc -Tavish, Goumeniouk, R. J. Wilson .Spares : Moody, Armstrong and Crich-man.
Second String
Gridders Battle
Ex'Magee Today
the league. As it now stands, U.B.C .have lost one tame, tied another andwon two . If University should win ,it will give them a chance to be i nthe cup play-offs . The Ex-Mageehave a very heavy line, and showevidence of a tricky backfield. How-ever, the U.B.C. make up in spiri twhat they lack in weight, and withenough of Doc Burke's sage footbal lstrategy, Varsity should have no dif-ficulty in taking the league.
Those cheeifng for the Blue andGold should watch with care, theplaying of Symonds, Snelling andHolden, as theme men are likely t oshow some of the fine points of th egame .
Lineup: Holden, Crysdale, Snell-ing, Bower, Clapperton, Thompson,Lipson, Akhurst, McInnes, Lynett eand Marti . Beaumont, Ashby, Od-ium.
The Varsity Senior Soccer teamfaces the strangest team in the league ,North Shore United, in a V. and D .League game at Cambie Street at2.30 Saturday afternoon.
A win over the North Shore outfitwill place Varsity in an enviable po-sition in the league, besides greatl yincreasing the prestige of the team ,and the boys are taking this gam eseriously. This was evidenced by thebeat turn-out of the year at practiceWednesday.
The Varsity crew will still be with -out the services of the cherubic lefthalf, Ernie Contain, whose Injury, re-ceived two weeks ago against Cowan-Dodson, will keep him out of thegame until the foliating Saturday.However, his place will again betaken by Cy. Manning, whose ex-perience and skill will be a greatadvantage .
The rest of the team is in goodshape, and will probably line up a sin former games . Frattinger will bein charge of the goal again, and wil lhave Millar McGill and Max Legg i nfront of him at full-back . The half-line will have Qapt, Kozoolin at cen-tre and Russell Stewart and Cy Man-ning in the wing positions .
The forwards, who seem to com-bine best on the Cambie Streetgrounds, will have Hughie Smith andbud Cooke on the right and lef twings respectively. Laurie Todd willplay inside 'to Smith, while brotherDave will work with Cooke on theleft . Otis Munday, who has not failedto score at Cambie this year, will b ein the centre-forward berth .
As North Shore reached the finalsof the Dominion Championship seriesthis spring, football fans are promiseda tint exhibition of the round ballpastime.
The team : Frattinger ; McGill, Legg;Stewart, Kozoolin, Manning; Smith,L. Todd, Munday, D. Todd and Cooke.
Shuttle Stars
Defeat Militia
The University "B" Badmintonteam again showed its mettle whenit tied the score 8.8 in its league fix-ture against the first B . C. Regimenton Monday, November 7, at the Var-sity gymnasium .
The team of I . Ramp and KenAtkinson starred for Varsity for th ethird successive night by taking bot htheir mired doubles middles *Wily .Thai tam has played together forthree conuoutive nights and has gar -neared a total of 6 points by winningall Its mind matches . In the Men'sdoubles Varsity did not show anymore but the Ladies' doubles brough t3 points out of a possible 4 ,
Teams: I . Ravage, H. Palmer, M .Lock, K. Atkinson, 0. Lacey, P. McT.Cowan, and R. Moore.
Thealogs Engage In
Football Rig dry
In an Interdenominational Footbal lgame played Tt,*eday afternoon, theAnglican College emerged victor sover the Non-Conformids by a scoreof 3 .2.
The Union College team , had thebetter of the play in the first fe wminutes, and assumed the leadthrough a goal by Latimer . However ,Ellis equalized for the baldishChurchmen a few minutes later . TheUnionists regained their advantage
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t1;4', an effortless style, resembling ,that of thegreat am Nurmi, Sidney Swift of, Arts .,'34i on Wednesdaywawa tie 4rt '$Q rosd race• from a
field, under perfectyyr►eeaatbe ,
ons: . Content with third place & tit* the a first
th e l behind George Allen and Goo_ g! a Sinclair, Sid earls,took the ad in the Mist lap, and ;' Won' r thirty' yards, lifter
closing with a powerful sprint.' A mild. November sun and clear frosty air drew a large
wdrY Rik and in Nnthiulaatac audl~~' vadd 'Before thsi rice darted, man ysmell . wagaa were made between
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Mystery Man Fourth
ToThe "mystery man" revealed him -, MI as It McArthur of Science '38 ,
and ran a drag race to take fourthpleoe, . Ms finishing burst, whichbrought cheers from the crowd, ewejust too late tot nip George Mien, bas ;he finished a scant foot behind hisScience rival .
When Varsity meet hi fiat-Magea'sGeorge Sinclair, last year's winner, in the second En~hihht l ugby game
ran a heady race to capture second of the new swim, at Brockton Point ,Place behind Swi't . Never worse 34 tomorrow, Yoe'a fifteen will bethan weond or third he was n threat mine their star captain, Art Massa' ,from start to finish,
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who is out with a bed knee.George Allen led for three-quarters TIN lose of . Art Mercer, this year's
of the way, and looked unbeatable captain and 'tar of three seasons offar a while, but faded at the finish. M*Keehnle. Cup batUee, will proveAlfie Allen disappointed his many quite a blow to thee, Msm.
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supporters, and was the cause of Despite this handicap, Bud* Yen i splenty of potatoes changing hand" optmastic and the boys with s weake ins no better than 5th place.
of , pretty tough pragttoing behind
Divinity Men Give Creditable
them should prove reel competitionPerformance
to the Mom Club.The Theolop were strong, all their Pains can expect a good fast eon -
men placing in the first ten. Lost test between the two clubs, as En swa,bgt, with. sixth, closely followed Maps are lording the MOW Cu pby Dobson, while Humphrey took Series while Varsity on the othertenth plea with a fine sprint. lam- band is leading the Tladall Cuperaley, of Science '30, competing in his League .first rood ,race, ran a nice eighth, and
Brent Brown To Mot TeamEdward' of Science '34 finished in Brent Brown who was out las tninth place. .
week with a touch of flu le back inFinal results give Science '38 2 there again, and will act as captain
points towards the Governors' Cup in place of Art Metoer' while either(McArthur, A. Allen and Hemerdey), Milt Owen or Strat. Leggat will playand Mena '34, 1 marker (Sinclair Mercer's position . It, however, hasand Edwards) .
not been decided which one of theseDoctor Shrum officiated as Chief men will take the place.
Judge, assisted by Bob Gaul and O. The forward line will suffer theForsythe, while Max Stewart handled Iom of Vie Login who on accountthe starter's gun. Professors Boeing, of heavy studies wW be out u n MKnapp and Llghthall acted as timers, alts Chslatm m
lint Lap
D.ry Tye w►lll fur his ropier ' peso •The .boys started evenly, and were
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the two Aliens sticking together, and bttt he sover«'l 0otebSwift in the rear . Halfway around aasdd qiws*nd "II* Brand 'a placed
Dobson took the lead with Georg eAllen ,at ids heels At the end of the
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Second Lap RosesMara 4 rte Varsity line-up: for-
George Allen lengthened hie stride ward'--Grath Robbins, , Sahli" B.somewhat in this circuit, moving into B Morn" Ruttaa, Pearson ,the lad ahead of Dobson . Swift and D. Brows. Five•eig4tta—1G Mercer :Snnelnis, ran amiably side by side In and Young . Wings —Dalton addthird place, moving up behind G . Cleveland, Fullback—Brand, CentreAllen just as they pained the Cairn _Owen or Legga tfor the second time. McArthur an dA. Allen displaced Dobson .
Third LppGeorge Allen in front with Swif t
and Sinclair still tied for secondplace, waiting for their chance . Mc-Arthur looked best in this lap. Ilam-merdey and Dobson dropped back abit, and Loat moved up. An expect-ed spurt by Aliee Allen failed to ma-terialize .
Final LapA quarter of a mile from home, Si d
Swift moved up rapidly to passGeorge Allen for the first time . andlooked like a winner from that tim eon. Then ens Sinclair, and for awhile it seemed that McArthur toowould beat out George Allen, but th elatter had just enough left to staveoff MaArthur's challenge .
Following gives the finishing orde rfor ten places:
1 Swift Arts '342 Sinclair Sc. '343 G. Allen Sc . '334 McArthur Sc . '385 A. Allen Sc . '388 Lost Aug. Theo.7 Dobson Union Theo.8 Hammeraley Sc . '389 Edwards Sc . '34
10 Humphrey Ang. Theo .
Education !i -Over Arts '34Last Tuesday afternoon the Educa-
tion team eked out a 18.10 win overtheir Arts '34 rivals. Mary FaUis an dMuriel Clarke played best for theschool teachers, while Betty Crelgh•on and Ferdina Anderson showed wellfor Arts '34.
Next Wednesday the Seniors an dEducation will hook up in what pro-mises to be an epic struggle. The timeis 4 p.m, and the plus the VaIdtygymnasium,
The week following Arts '34 andArts '38 play together in another majorattraction.
Golfer: Headed For
The Varsity pig-skin carriers willmeet the Ex-Magee gridders in thei rfifth Senior City Canadian Rugb y
Collegiate Tourney game of the series, at 2 .30, Douglas' Park, Saturday .
Bill Castleton, the genial president j cllids factors
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one the de -of the Golf Club, brought good news
of tbs anal standingto those who have ambitions of mak-ing the golf team. He announce dthat in all probability the annualmatch with the University of Wash-ington will be held in the near fu-ture. This was certainly good newsas up to date it was thought impos-sible to hold this match .
Those who have been victorious i ntheir first encounter are as follows :
J. Sturdy defeated D. Fraser; H.foreman defeated P. Sharp; G.Strong defeated K. Wright ;K. Brim-
'rror defeated M. Share ; W. Castletondefeated A. Wood; G. Johnston de-feated G. Prevost ; IC. Hentig defeatedP. Parry; J. Berry defeated A . Mc-Intosh; L, Teetsel defeated D. Shaw;S. Shurbett defeated J . Carr ; T . Wil-kinson defeated B. Sharon; A. Halldefeated H . handols.
How about that Totem deposit ?
After playing mediocre ball Mir, 20 minutes against th eV. A. C. mined at New Westminster Wednesday t; Vanity~sscra y Senior "A" squad, led by Jimmy Saga* and BobOsborne, Went on a scoring rampage that gave them 20 pointsand the gate,, byr 38-17 .
from the first whistle Varsity showed their superiori verthe lubmen but couldn't drop their shots . Lauri Nlchc tgot through for two baskets and with about ten shu t .Vanity led 7-3. Jimmy
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who was decidedly "am" all nigikcounted 7 points for the rtflente i n
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n this )calf, but after twenty minutesof play _the students were out infront by a scant two baskets, 18-14 .
Varsity In Good Poem
portantIn the second half the Point Grey
crew literally toyed with the opposi •tion, running up 20 points as agains t
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3 for Coleman Hall's cohorts. Greatercondition did the trick for Varsity .Time and again, on "canter plays"Laurie Nicholson would take the ball ,whip it to Bardsley or Osborne whowould break through to score. Earlyin the :second half Coach Allen sentin. his second string line, and therookies had the Vac's tongues outwith their fast pace. Reim Mettbisonscored twice, "Horses" Dough's go tone basket, and Dick Wright, play-ing his first Senior "A" game forVarsity, converted a foul shot . JimmyBardsley came back on to score 8points on three loop shots. As awhole, the team showed great im-provement• in their shooting .
Play. Sperling, TonightEvery Man on the team scored at
least one point, and with a five -threat shooting team, Allen is confi-dent that his boys will stop theleague-leading ,Sparlings team whenthey play at V. A. C. gym, Saturdaynight. Varsity is at present in sec-ond place in the league standings.
The team: Bardsley (13), Osborne(10), Nicholson (4), Campbell (2) .Ken Wright (2), Dick Wright 1) ,Matthlaon (4), Douglas (2) .
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