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A bill to remove Maine from federal REAL ID mandates cleared a legislative committee Friday and will advance to the full legislature.

The Joint Standing Committee on Transportation voted unanimously in favor of LD 1068, “An Act To Protect the Privacy of Maine Residents under the Driver’s License Laws.”

“Having the unanimous report makes it unlikely it will be derailed,” said Rep. Ben Chipman, I-Port-land, sponsor of the legislation.

The Legislature is on break next week, but the bill should come up in the Maine Senate the following

week, he said.“I’m really excited that the committee voted the

way they did. After all these years of trying to do this, we’ve fi nally had some success,” Chipman said.

The Maine Civil Liberties Union and Secretary of State Charles Summer both attended Friday’s com-mittee vote.

Congress and the Bush administration adopted the Real ID law mainly as a result of fi ndings by 9/11 Commission investigators that the hijackers from the 9/11 attacks carried many driver’s licenses issued by various state-level motor vehicle depart-ments, according to background information from the National Conference of State Legislatures, an opponent of REAL ID.

“It’s a huge unfunded federal mandate,” Chipman said.

States continue to struggle to meet benchmarks imposed by REAL ID, offi cials agree. On March 4, U.S. Department of Homeland Security

Secretary Janet Napolitano extended by 20 months — to Jan. 15, 2013 — the May 10, 2011 deadline for states to be in full compliance with the-REAL ID Act.

Chipman said he sees no need for a REAL ID mandate when the state last month unveiled a new driver’s license with enhanced security fea-tures, designed based on suggested guidelines pub-lished by the American Association of Motor Vehicle Administrators.

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Bill to block federal REAL ID provisions advances

With temperatures rising fast and gas prices rising even faster, this spring offers some perfect excuses to ditch four wheels in favor of two.

But there are many styles being ped-dled. New-bike shops abound with shiny inventory and spring cleaning often yields garage treasures. With yard-sale season on the horizon – along with the always-shifting Internet market-place – there seem to be plenty of sizes, styles and speeds available for the fair-weather cyclist.

Or, for that matter, the fashion-for-ward crowd.

At least three style categories are prevelent the Portland streets this spring: the “new-old” city bikes, the mountain bike in all its modified incar-nations and the road bike with all its vintage and vintage-ish offspring.

The European or Dutch style “city bike,” is the grandaddy of them all. A utility bicycle, city bikes were designed in the late 1800’s for practi-cal transportation, as opposed to bicycles which are primarily designed for recreation and com-petition.

Since the 1890s only incremental mechanical advances have taken place for the majority of

the world’s utility bicycles, and other advances in bike engineering quickly left the city bike behind.

“They stopped updating [city bikes] in the 70’s when race boom came up with 10 speeds,” he said. “The derailleur came about because people wanted to shift in smaller increments.”

“The race bike killed the city bike, then the mountain bike killed the race bike, but the city

bike was invented for a specific reason,” Cridler said.

“I would also add the BMX bike to that list,” said Chris Carleton, owner of AllSpeed Cyclery and Snow. “Mountain bikes were huge in the mid-80’s, then sponsorship dollars started to dry up in the racing scene and went to BMX biking,” he said.

BY MATT DODGETHE PORTLAND DAILY SUN

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‘Spokesmen’ address newbike trendsThree Portland bike shop owners run down the pros and cons of each style and share local cycling secrets

Josh Cridler of Portland Velocipede, Chris Carleton of AllSpeed Cyclery and Snow and Peter Wool of Port City Bikes display their favorite rides at their respective shops. (MATT DODGE PHOTOS)

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But which bike is right for you? The Daily Sun met with the owners of three very different local bike stores for a crash course in design and func-tion and to learn more about the unique services and styles offered by each shop.

The City Down at Portland Velocipede (45

York Street), owners Josh Cridler and Gillian Kitchings specialize in Dutch-style city bikes, a relaxed, upright ride perfect for errands around town or a leisurely cruise.

“We’re more for simplistic, less maintenance, ‘you can wear what you want to wear’ type bikes,” said Cridler. “Our focus is more that city market where people don’t want to have to worry about dealing with their bicycles. There’s not much that can go wrong aside from adjusting the brakes.”

The internal gearing, chain guard and step-through design of many city bikes allows for a comfortable, upright ride with little risk of grease stains and shaky dismounts.

“The internal gears also allow you to have lots more years of life without having to worry about it,” he said. “It’s low maintenance, but it’s also a good quality. When you ride these bikes,

there is a crispness, it just seems to shift without effort.”

Comfort and safety are two big selling points for the city style bike, said Kitchings. “You’re more upright and you’re generally going a little bit slower,” she said.

Offering a number of brands and style of such bikes from around the world (with a few oddities and spe-cial-purpose offerings thrown in) the Velocipede team recommend the Cali-fornia-based Linus brand for city bike beginners.

“It’s definitely our best selling bike. It comes in single speed, three speed and this spring, five and eight speed — the line is really expanding.” Kitch-ings said. “Right now it comes in three frame styles — Dutchie, Step-through and mixte. They all come with fenders and start at $400,” she said.

Kitching’s own bike of preference, the Linus is “well-spaced, very simple and clean with limited logos,” she said.

For commuters looking for a sport-ier ride, the Velocipede team suggests the Torker, a new brand to the shop featuring five speeds and an inter-nal hub. The $500 bike is “somewhere between a city bike and a commuter. It’s for someone doing longer rides, maybe someone who lives off the pen-insula who wants something little more sporty, a little more stretched

out,” said Cridler.

The MountainOut on Washington Ave, AllSpeed

Cyclery and Snow (72 Auburn Street) are tucked into a unassuming converted barn stuffed to the rafters with moun-tain bikes of all sizes and styles.

The mountain bike is the shape-shifter of the lineup offered here. Throw some smooth tires on it, add a fender and rack, and you’ve got a roomy, cushy commuter bike. Throw studded tires onto the thing and it’s ready to tackle some muddy inclines, or strip it down and you’re ready for a triathlon.

“They are extremely versatile, you can take a mountain bike and pretty much do everything,” said Carleton.

“They have a little bit more of an upright geometry, so you’re not hunched over like a road bike on drop bars, it’s defi nitely why a lot of people get moun-tain bikes who commute around town, especially in the winter, because it’s a little more rugged and you can put a big studded tire on there,” he said.

Mountain bikes are a style of cycle that, for many, is thoroughly divorced from its original purpose of tackling rocky, muddy, root-laden terrain.

“Lots of people on mountain bikes are not doing any mountain biking,” he said, noting “when you get to a certain price

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Warmer weather means crowded streets and increasing tourist traffi c, and many drivers aren’t use to seeing cyclist on the roads after a long winter. Three bikes shops owners share they own spring riding to to ensure and fun and safe start to the cycling season.

Dirt on your shoulder

“Watch out for the sand on the side of the road,” said Josh Cridler of Portland Velocipede. “Espe-cially this time of year, there are a lot of hazards, more glass, big potholes and frost heaves,” he said.

Be like the car

“We try abiding by the laws, try being like a car, but there are places where you can’t follow the law sometimes — Sitting at a light, you don’t weigh enough to trigger the sensor so you have to run it,” said Cridler. “It’s not a perfect system, and you can’t follow it to a T, so you have to do the best you can.”

“You just have to be aware of cars because they aren’t always aware of you. Don’t make any assumptions that they can see you, because there are lots of blind spots with cars,” said Chris

Carleton of AllSpeed Cyclery and Snow. “Use your hand signals, be extremely aware of cars,” said Carelton, who said cyclist should take special care on the main arteries leading into town such as Washington Ave and Forest Ave. “You have to ride aggressively out here for sure, the cars are going a lot faster.”

Timing

“Generally Friday afternoon is a bad time to go for a pleasure ride,” said Peter Wool, owner of Port City Bikes. “You get these “Friday people” all in a hurry to get in or out of town and there are a lot of them.”

Spring cycling tips

point though, then it becomes a very specifi c sort of bike.”

Bikes at AllSpeed range from entry level kits for $500 to professional quality setups that can cost up to $2,200.

“For a decent mountain bike with disc brakes and a suspension fork, we’re talking $500. The next jump would be hydraulic breaks for maybe $650-ish. The only things changing between that and the $1,000 model are lighter parts and differ-ent bells and whistles,” said Carleton.

The RoadRun out of an old boiler room in Bayside, Port

City Bikes has a gritty, industrial feel fi tting for the ungodly experiments in cyclery going on inside.

A repair and restoration shop specializing in

road bikes, fi xed gears and vintage three speeds, owner Peter Wool said the shop usually stocks, “whatever happens to walk in the door.”

From building carbon fi ber triathlon bikes to fi xing a 63-gear trike, there is little that intimi-dates Wool and shop mechanic/Portland repair legend Percy Wheeler.

“We adjust three speeds, build fi xed gears and touring bikes,” said Wool.

“But if we had a speciality I think it would be wheels, I think we might be one of the only ones who offer it standard,” said Wheeler, a seasoned wheel-builder who offers extensive warranties on any of his wheels.

The shop will largely service anything on two wheels, but its own inventory skews toward steel frame road bikes, vintage three speeds and touring bikes.

Wool said he has seen a lot of 10-speeds make their way out of the shop this spring, but extols the simple virtues of the vintage three-speed as well.

“You’ve got a gear for everything, one for uphill, one for fl at, one for going downhill,” he said, though a tune-up might be in order to make the decades-old designs practical for Portland’s unique geography.

“A lot of older three-speeds were geared overall kinda high, but by putting a bigger sprocket on the back it brings the whole range down to what modern riders are use to,” said Wool.

The shop also caters to the single speed and fi xed gear crowd. Road bikes “move more quickly and get up hills better,” but can be an intimidating ride in a notoriously hilly town.

“With a fi xed gear, once you get the hang of it, I think it’s really not that much work. You might have to push harder up a hill, but you’ll also get up quicker,” he said.

Wool’s own bike is one well-suited for the mechanic’s post-work routine.

“I ride the one I ride mostly because it has a basket on the front and I can pick up supper on the way home,” he said.

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While cashing my check last week at Bangor Savings Bank, I was surprised by all the lemons.

No, a slot machine hadn’t been installed. And this isn’t a snarky comment about the paycheck. There were actual lemons on the counter of the bank, in a dish.

One way to get the curiosity up is to put something in front of me that is out of place. I asked what the deal was, and found out that the bank is a corporate spon-sor of the national “Lemonade Day” project.

“Lemonade Day” is one of those projects used to teach kids about being entrepreneurs, to teach them the basics of busi-ness. According to the handout, kids “learn how to create a busi-ness plan, establish a budget, seek investors, provide customer service, and give back to the com-munity – their favorite charity.”

Aimed at youths ages 5-18, I can see some the benefi ts of teaching this stuff at an early age. Although the far end of the scale at 18 might be pushing it a bit, given that some of the 18-year-old I hung out with at that age might have a little spiked prod-uct to boost saless.

But it sure seems like a worth-while project.

Kids go to a registration event

with their parents, get a back-pack with info, and start plan-ning for Lemonade Day. This year, the event is scheduled for June 5th. For parents that are interested, there are two chances left to sign up. The Maine Mall is holding a sign-up session on Saturday, April 16th from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., and the Children’s Museum is doing a sign-up ses-sion of April 21st from 10 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.

That got me thinking about the whole upper end of lemonade day, where the 18 year olds live. Rather than a day, let’s say a teen who couldn’t fi nd a job in that notch between high school and college decided to open an actual grown-up lemonade stand. The following is a fi ctional account of what would most likely happen.

June 4th: First day! Built the lemonade stand out of excellent scrap wood I found in the garage. Painted it a nice shade of yellow. While the paint was drying, I went inside to play XBox for a

while, and work on the recipe. June 5th-June 9th: Rain. Only

sales were to the parents. And that odd neighbor lady with the little dog.

June 10th: FIRST DAY OF BUSINESS! Went out, put up signs. Only sold two glasses of lemonade. One to that sketchy weird kid from across the street, and the other to that hippie chick with the dreadlocks that lives down the street.

June 11th: Rain.June 12th: Both the hippy chick

and the sketchy dude decided to open up their own lemonade stands. This might be a tough neighborhood. But maybe we can become one of those business clusters like the restaurants in Old Port. Sold 3 glasses.

June 13th: Visit from the fi re department. My lemonade stand is not up to code. $50-a-day fi ne. I tried to point out that it was made of scrap wood and would burn down before they would even get a call, but that may have made it worse. They did buy 6 glasses of lemonade, though.

June 14th-20th: Rain. Isn’t Maine great?

June 21st: Sunny and hot. Got a visit today from the health

President Obama and Paul Ryan are two of the smartest, most admirable and most genial men in Washington. It is sad, although not strange, that in today’s Wash-ington they have never had a seri-ous private con-versation. The president has never invited Ryan over even for lunch.

As a result, both men are misinformed about the other, and both have developed a cold contempt for the other’s position. Obama believes Ryan wants to take America back to what he sees as the savage capitalism of the 1920s (or even the 1760s). Ryan believes Obama wants to turn America into a declining European welfare state.

If they met, would they resolve their differences? No, but they would understand them better. Paul Ryan believes fi ve things Barack Obama does not. First, he believes that aging populations, expensive new health care technologies and the extravagant political promises have made the current welfare state model unsustainable. Fundamental reform is necessary or the whole thing will collapse, here and in Europe.

Second, he believes that seniors and the middle class cannot be excused from the benefi t cuts that will have to be imposed to rebalance these systems. Third, he believes that health care costs will not be brought under control until consumers take responsibility for their decisions and providers have market-based incentives to reduce prices.

Fourth, he believes that tax increases should not be part of these reforms because the economic costs outweigh the gains. Fifth, he does not believe government can nurture growth and reduce wage stagnation with targeted investments.

Obama, meanwhile, does not believe the current welfare arrangements are structurally unsustain-able. They have to be adjusted, but not fundamen-tally altered. He does not believe the seniors and members of the middle class have to suffer sig-nifi cantly in the course of these adjustments. The approach he outlined Wednesday mostly shields these groups from cuts, even if Congress can’t reach a deal on defi cit-cutting and a fi scal trigger kicks in.

Obama does not believe in relying on market mechanisms to reduce health care costs. Instead, he would rely mostly on a board of technical

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Perhaps you recall that recently in Season 2 of the Sun’s serial novel, The Port City Chronicle, Gretchen Reingren, a 44-year old, divorced, criminal defense attorney, inadver-tently went on her brother Ethan’s fi rst date with her friend Nicole. It was inadvertent because how could she know Ethan thought he was on a date with Nicole when Gretchen and her nephews Henry and Marcus were along, the boys fought the whole time, and Gretchen was still hoping Ethan would go back home to her sister-in-law Angela?

Anyway, by now everything is in dis-array. Ethan and Nicole have started dating, Gretchen’s friends Tim and Charles are also still in love with Nicole, and Gretchen is just trying to keep her head above water.

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Basketball is Ballet, Baseball is Accounting“When I come home I don’t want

to hear you guys were bored all day,” Ethan said to Chicken and Barbados as we left Charles’ apartment to take the boys to basketball practice.

“They never do anything anyway,” Tim said, seizing the opportunity. “Why don’t they at least get some exercise? You’re supposed to have a racing pulse at least half an hour a day.”

Recently the cats had gotten fat on top of everything else they did to annoy him.

“What about you?” Ethan said to Tim. “All you have is a racing brain with the pulse standing still.”

He was obviously angry about something besides the cats.

“Anyway, it’s partly your fault since you never play with them. When you have a cat you have to feed it, brush it, and play with it. But I guess you’re too busy doing other things.”

He looked at Tim suspiciously. “What are you doing all the time,

anyway? How come you’re never around these days?”

But Tim ignored the question.“Why do they have to be brushed?”

he asked. Ethan thought a moment.“To massage them. Animals have to

be massaged.”Tim took Marcus’ hand despon-

dently as we crossed the street.“I’ve heard boll weevils don’t have

to be massaged.”

He bit his nail.“Anyway, Chicken doesn’t even purr

when you pet her.”Ethan rolled his eyes.“Yes she does, you just can’t hear

it because you’re going deaf. Wear a stethoscope.”

He gritted his teeth.“Your alarm’s probably making you

deaf, it’s so loud and ugly. What is it anyway, Captain Beefheart?”

Tim shook his head.“No, Captain Beefheart is much

more abrasive than that.”He ran his hand through his hair

nervously.“Anyway, I realize Chicken’s old and

sick, but she bites.”“Although Barbados actually bites

worse,” Charles said. As a defense lawyer he couldn’t help coming in on the side of the accused, at least to cor-rect the record.

“It’s nastier with Chicken though,” Tim said. “Like being bitten by a senile old lady in a wheelchair.”

Ethan looked at him angrily.“Get over it. There’s nothing wrong

with the cats, they don’t bother any-body normal. Right, Gretchen?”

I agreed with him because he’s my brother but actually I do hate it when they knead the furniture. It’s the feline equivalent of humans sucking their gums.

“Anyway, Barbados will lose weight if we just leave his bowl empty more often,” Charles said. “Unlike Chicken, for some reason he hasn’t fi gured out he can eat from the bag in the pantry.”

“Well, he’s a man,” Tim said. If nobody left food on the counter, he didn’t eat either.

But he’d put on a little weight anyway recently and Ethan suspected Angela had something to do with it. He was going to yell at her about it when we got to basketball practice but instead she lit into him for being late.

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“Yes I did, you just don’t remember,” she snapped.

He avoided her eyes.“Okay, look, I drink, I believe you.”I only half listened because mostly I

wondered what Paul was doing there, sitting next to Angela on the bleach-ers. Not that anyone else seemed to notice him, even though older single men usually do attract some notice

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June 22nd: Only customers all day were those weird hipsters that smell like pot from down the street. Gave me a ration of grief about using Styro-foam cups. I offered to switch to paper cups, but they apparently hate those too.

June 23rd: Building inspector folks came by today. Told me the stand did not meet electrical or building code. I pointed out that the stand had no electricity beyond that extension cord running the radio, and besides it was free standing. The only surface meant to be load-bearing was the stool I took from Dad’s downstairs bar. It sunk into the mud, and now I can’t move it. He cited me for the electrical code vio-lation, and what I think amounts to not having a concrete fl oor.

June 24th-June 26th. Rain. June 27th: Hipsters are back. Asked me if I was

using “Organic Ice.” Told them it was ice from the bag I bought at the store. They chided me for waste. Convinced me to make ice in the freezer down in the basement that Dad puts the deer in every year. I made a “local ice only” sign for the stand.

June 28th: Ice smells like meat. Vegan Hipsters unimpressed.

June 29th-July 3rd: Rain. This sucks. I haven’t even paid for the yellow paint yet.

July 4th: MIRACLE sales day! Hot, sold a bunch of lemonade to stoned people going up the hill to watch the fi reworks. City clerks offi ce came by, had police issue me a summons for not having a vendors permit. Re-opened the stand after the fi reworks until the cops showed up again.

July 5th-July 9th: Cold, rainy.

July 10th: That chick with the dreads from down the street is really starting to irritate me. She has developed some “brewed” lemonade product that has booze in it. She says I can’t prove that, because it hasn’t been tested yet. Dog drank some of it, puked, and passed out under the porch.

July 11th: The return of the hipsters. Chided me for not using organic raw sugar.

July 12th: That kid I hired to work the stands when I need a day off made mad sales today. 30 glasses at a buck each. Might keep this kid, even though he wears hit hat crooked, and its a Yankees hat.

July 13th: Yankees hat must be working, another mad sales day.

July 14th: Nope, Yankees hat kid has got to go. He’s been selling something other than lemonade. Court next week.

July 15th-19th: Rain July 20th: Court. Got a $50 fi ne. Then had paper-

work fi led on me for unemployment compensation. Plus, what the heck are quarterly withholdings?

July 21st: Letter from the IRS. Mom’s accountant says bring copies of my books. I don’t think he means the Harry Potter volumes left from better days.

July 22nd: Delivery truck never showed up with my cups. Had to go to Hannaford to buy more.

July 23rd: Delivery truck showed up with cups, fi nally, but forgot the lemons. And the sugar.

July 24th: The “Buy Local” dude came by, chided me for not joining. Gave him $10 for a provisional membership, he gave me a sticker and a half-hour lecture on the quality and karmic implications of local produce. I pointed out the distinct lack of lemon trees or any other kind of citrus trees in this state. He said lack of local coffee beans doesn’t stop

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July 25th: Delivery truck broke down. Another trip to the store.

July 26th: That hippie chick with the dreads fi nally got nabbed for selling her brewed product. Good day for sales, but most of them were to a few of the local winos. Wonder who called the cops?

July 27th: That sketchy kid from across the street has fi nally gone too far. He hauled out his portable basketball net, and convinced his skanky older sister to dance around the pole in her leopard-skin thong. His sales went through the roof, and all I got were the looky-lou’s. I resent this business tactic for two reasons. I Think it objectifi es women, and I don’t have a slightly older skanky sister.

July 28th-31st: Rain. Cousin Suzie hasn’t called back. Can’t dance anyway.

Aug 1st: Buy Local dude came back, this time driving the delivery truck from the out-of-state com-pany I buy lemons from. I smell a rat.

Aug 2nd: Switched over to paper cups. Hipsters from across the street shocked that I would buy cups from those weird conservative guys from out of state that fund the Tea Party. I told them the cups were cheaper than the ones produced here in Maine, and they don’t taste like pine sap.

Aug 3rd: Hipsters back, this time with protest signs. Apparently, now I’m part of the “International Lemonade Conglomerate” and I’m unfair to work-ers – well, I guess just the one. I point out that I don’t have any employees, but they think I’m hiding someone in the garage and paying him less than a living wage.

Aug 4th: Immigration comes by, acting on a tip, and checks out the garage. They fi nd the old sleeping bags from granddad’s camp and take a lot pictures.

Aug 5th-9th: Rain Aug 10th: Got a letter from the IRS. They want

$1,500 bucks for fi nes, not paying FICA, self employ-ment tax, and other miscellaneous fi nes. Mom’s accountant says bring a check.

Aug 11th: Hired a guy in a gorilla suit to drum up sales. He showed up, drank all of my lemonade (I think mixed with vodka) and passed out under the porch next to the dog. Somebody said I should call Norm Coleman but I don’t know who that is.

Aug 12-16: Rain. This is the rainiest summer in Maine history. Figures.

Aug 17th: Guy from the state came by. I need a vendor’s permit, an EIN number, a serve-safe certi-fi cation, and a back-dated building permit. I sicked the dog on him.

Aug 18-23rd: Rain, and an early hurricane. Aug 24th: Last day of sales. Never broke even,

not once all summer. Burned the lemonade stand to the ground, I wonder if there is some local fast food place hiring.

Aug 25th: Got arrested. Not for arson – who knew fi res were illegal on the street?

Aug 26th: None of the local fast food places want to hire a failed arsonist.

Aug 27th: Sold the intellectual property and “lemonade spot” to my little brother for 25 percent of his take and his Wii games. Hey, part of they system is to educate the next sucker... uh, the next genera-tion, right?

Aug 27th, evening: Turns out little bro pitched the “stand concept” as a rock-solid investment to a few of his pals from the advanced class at school, work-ing with a new partner who gets advice from his Great-uncle Bernie who used to be really busy down in New York but now writes long letters.

They have already posted an e-commerce website and went all viral on Facebook with the citrus-

health community. They also created lemonade com-merce derivatives and sold them to 8th graders at basketball camp.

I hope mom’s accountant knows a decent attorney.

(Bob Higgins is a regular contributor to The Port-land Daily Sun.)

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It’s so appropriate that my yearly Daily Sun music-writing anniversary falls around the time of “National Record Store Day” (taking place this Saturday all around the country).

That’s because my very fi rst piece was about embracing the “church of all things music,” the record store. That fi rst column was written two years ago and with that I want to thank everyone again for being so kind each week as they have to chew on occassional spelling errors and run-on sentences and even run-on para-graphs, I suppose.

As we all hopefully rush into record stores this weekend for cool items, limited releases, free treats and live performances, I suggest we try to make record store day every day if we love music enough. I know I do. I’m broke afterwards, but I do.

The way the music world is today, we need to sup-port the true things that are left in it. Record stores are the most real thing to a music fan. To those who continue to open doors each day to their record stores, I say good on ya!

One of my favorite scenes in the movie High Fidelty is when John Cusack opens up his store, Champion-ship Vinyl, in the morning. Nothing major happens in the scene but it looks so cool and even though it’s a fi lm; knowing the character is pumping blood into the lives of people like me when he turns on that crack-ling light hanging from his cheap corkboard ceiling, walking by Sub Pop and Touch and Go record label posters makes me feel great that people still get it.

Perhaps the greatest thing happening this weekend is that there is a newborn coming our way. Amazing to think that in 2011 with all that’s going on wrong in the music industry (sorry but I have to cap this cause it’s so terrifi c) THERE IS A NEW RECORD STORE OPENING (sort of ) NEAR US.

A new record store opening in 2011! Not closing, opening! That’s top-shelf awesome. I want to wish Mark Matarozzo and his new store in Dover, N.H. called “Spun,” the best of luck. What you’re doing is admirable and courageous. Music fans will not lose due to technology or idiots running record labels and most other areas of the business. Mark, you’re help-ing us win and I will see you and your new record store soon.

To prep for Record Store Day, I popped into Bill O’Neil’s House of Rock n’ Roll this week and dropped a few bucks on some oldies; a great Sonics compila-tion, Roy Orbison’s Last Concert and some records by the Blasters. People should stop in to see Bill’s store on Saturday – or anytime, really. He sells new stuff like anyone else and he is one of us. His store is our store. We need Bill O’Neil’s House of Rock n’ Roll as much as we need Bull Moose or Newbury Comics or FYE.

A few days after Bill’s I visited my folks in Nashua, N.H. On the way back to Portland I stopped at an old favorite in Manchester called The Music Connection. Richard Gesner has run this store, known originally as Manchester Manchester for almost twenty fi ve years. It’s a shop though you sense has been around longer than most of the music on its shelves.

Located awkwardly in a strip mall, not even facing the street, The Music Connection is a store that hasn’t necessarily changed with the times, but I’m not sure I’d want it to. As you walk to the door you see a sign indicating that a free cassette tape is coming your way if it’s your birthday. Damn! I’m three weeks off. Too bad ‘cause theres a lot of tapes to choose from, or laugh at.

CD’s are not around much at the Music Connection. Some specialty stuff and “live” discs here and there, but the main dish at Richard’s store is vinyl and he’s got a lot of it. Full length and 78’s of every genre and a wall of 45’s that will make you weep with joy. I usually head right to “A” and start the trek.

In the back as always, Richard can be seen wiping down 45’s and playing a lovely set of classic tunes. Usually Hank Williams, Buck Owens, Patsy Cline, Roy Orbison, Ray Price, Gene Autry, etc. Oldies and old classic country. It’s the perfect soundtrack every time I’m in there.

I made out good this trip – or maybe I should say Richard did. I found the Stooges re-issue of their fi rst record, The Crew Cuts (old doo-wop), a Hall & Oates record I’ve never seen from the early seventies, the New York Dolls “Too Much Too Soon” and Probot! He had Probot on vinyl!? Probot was a Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters, Nirvana) metal side project and one of the best heavy records in years. Who told Richard to stock that? The guy’s gotta be in, like, his 70’s!

Yup, Richard got me good this time. Fair prices though. He even has a dollar section for vinyl that’s too common. I asked him what records did he see the most of come through his door. The fi rst one he said I couldn’t understand after asking twice, but the second he said was Herb Albert’s Whipped Cream & Other Delights. “One of the greatest album covers of all time,” I stated to Richard. “Must have made many men happy years ago I bet.” He told me the photogra-pher came into his shop along time ago and told him

about that shoot.Try fi nding a conversation like that downloading on

iTunes my friends.Richard sells empty vinyl sleeves for all size records

as well as mailers, turntable needles, j-cards for your cassettes and 45 adapters. God love him! I think Rich-ard has a slight punk vibe in him. He’s very nice and professional, but he also smokes in the store and has a slight retirement-like “who gives a crap?” vibe to him, which I love.

Something odd about The Music Connection is that it houses the largest GG Allin collection I’ve ever seen. For those that don’t know the late GG Allin was, uh, a punk rock artist many of you could probably not stomach. He was from New Hampshire and Richard has cd’s, live recordings, t-shirts, buttons, stickers etc.

It’s odd to see cause its a GG fans dream. Why is all this here? Years ago I took a good look at Richard and thought to myself, maybe he’s GG’s dad? Gotta be. Kinda looks like he could be him. Seems like he could snap quick and be a bad a--. That’s gotta be it! For years, I would never ask him and it always both-ered me. I just didn’t want to be that guy in case he was. Eventually, this week I thought – I’m asking. If he is his dad, he deserves to hear from people who know his son well enough.

Casually he said, “Nah. He was from around here and I was the only one who would carry most of his stuff. A lot of his fans came to me to by his music. So I keep selling it.” Amazing Richard could sell that stuff from GG and play the Ray Conniff Singers on his turntable too. Amazing. That’s why we got to record stores folks. To meet people like Richard. Or to meet people that go to see Richard like me.

A guy hogging the dollar rack in front of me said he comes in to see Richard’s store every week.

“Record Store Day” is about places like Bull Moose. It’s about places like Newbury Comics. Its about places like Bill O’Neil’s spot and Mike’s Music in San-ford. (Well, when he’s open). It’s about carrying on the honor of Record Rendezvous in Kennebunk.

It’s about music fans who want more than to click on an album title. For guys who want to meet girls who are into music. For girls who want to meet other girls in music to hopefully start a band. To fi nd that used copy of The Replicants or Quicksand on CD for three bucks. It’s for people like Richard who live by quietly opening their store everyday just like John Cusack. I need that store and so does Richard. Or does he...

Before I left the guy hogging the dollar rack said to Richard that if he won the lottery he’d buy a lot of Richard’s store off him to which Richard replied, “Buy the whole store. I don’t care.”

Ok then, so maybe “Record Store Day” isn’t 100% about Richard. But don’t let that keep you home on Saturday.

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experts, who would be given power to force their recommendations upon Congress.

Obama believes that tax increases on the rich have to be part of a fi scal package. His approach claims to contain $3 in cuts for every $1 in taxes, but if you count these things the way a normal person would, it’s closer to 1 to 1. Finally, Obama believes that government investments in research and infrastructure nurture broad-based prosperity.

Personally, I agree with Ryan on items 1-3 and with Obama on items 4 and 5, and I think an acceptable package could be put together to rec-oncile these views. But I do not believe there is any chance this will happen in the current cli-mate. What’s going to happen is this: We’re going to raise the debt ceiling in a way that fudges the issues. Then we’re going to have an election featur-ing these rival viewpoints, and Obama will win easily.

It doesn’t take a genius to see that Obama is very likely to be re-elected. Every few years, Repub-licans try to reform the welfare delivery systems to make them more mar-ketlike. Every few years, voters, even Republican voters, reject this. The situation today is slightly less hostile to these ideas, but not much.

The president, mean-

while, hit the political sweet spot with his speech this week. He made a sincere call to reduce debt, which will please independents, but he did not specify any tough choices. He called for defense cuts and asked the Pentagon to fi nd some. He called for a reduction in tax credits but didn’t point to any that should actually go. He called for reductions in Medicare costs and asked his board of technocrats to come up with some.

These are exactly the sort of vague but well-inten-tioned policies that have sold well in election after election. The president is not being cynical about this. He genuinely does believe that seniors and the middle class can be spared from any shared sacri-fi ce. He really does believe in calling together teams of experts to devise proper solutions. Obama’s sin-

cere preferences happen to be more popular.Hopes of any Gang of 6-style bipartisan compro-

mise are being washed away by the partisan fury. After the next election, though, interest costs on the national debt are likely to rise ruinously, global markets might lose confi dence in America’s debt, with catastrophic consequences.

The coming age of permanent austerity will be terrible for those conventional Democrats and Republicans who propose policies that could pass only if the other party ceased to exist. But it will be a moment of opportunity for us Hamiltonians, who believe, with Ryan, in market mechanisms to allocate resources and control costs and also, with Obama, in government’s ability to selectively nur-ture prosperity.

when they sit around in the gym watching the junior boys’ basketball practice when they don’t have a kid in the game.

Granted, he said he’d come because he loved bas-ketball so much, same as Tim and Charles. But that seemed a little farfetched since all he was watching was Angela.

Just to see what they would say, I wondered out loud why they all liked basketball so much more than baseball, considering nobody had made it to the boys’ baseball practice that weekend. Of course, the real explanation was Angela hadn’t been there.

“I’ll put it in terms you can understand,” Tim said. “Basketball is ballet. Baseball is accounting.”

“I thought you were mostly a football fan,” Ethan said angrily, still focused on Tim, though it seemed to me there were better players on the court.

“I know, but I always do too much drinking when I watch football because of the stress,” Tim said.

“I’m cutting back on alcohol,” he added, looking at Angela.

Ethan gave a nasty chuckle.“You weren’t very successful yesterday judging

from the recycling.”Tim bit his nails again.“Why are you spying on me in the recycling? Gar-

bage is supposed to be private.”He shot a quick glance at Angela.“Anyway, I’m working up to it. I’ve been conceptu-

ally abstemious, which is one step away from actu-ally abstaining. It’s more than I can say for you, Ethan.”

But Angela wasn’t listening anyway. She was watching Henry and Marcus and talking quietly with Paul about something that didn’t seem to be basketball.

Meanwhile Ethan continued his assault on Tim’s feeble hopes.

“Look, this is going to sting a little but I have to tell you anyway,” Ethan said to Tim. “A woman who

likes predators isn’t suddenly going to fall for prey.”It lacked subtlety but it certainly got the point

across.Tim swallowed uneasily.“Do you have any of those stomach pills you always

carry around?” he asked me.I handed him some Tums.“Give me some too,” Charles said, putting out his

hand.“Just as a snack?” Tim asked.“So, you don’t need them either,” Ethan said scorn-

fully.Tim closed his eyes.“Yes I do, my stomach hurts all the time. I prob-

ably have cancer.”I shook my head.“It’s nerves or gas or something interrelated.”“Nerve gas?” he asked anxiously.It was obviously just stress about Angela, but I

didn’t say anything.“I also have IBS, which is irritable bowel syn-

drome,” he said. “As I learned at my last checkup. It’s one of those things where they don’t know the cause or the cure and no one’s bothering to try to fi nd it.”

He rubbed his stomach.“I asked my doctor what I should do about it and

in so many words he said the best thing was just shut up about it.”

I patted his arm sympathetically.“All I know is, the worst thing for it is heartbreak,”

he went on.Ethan rolled his eyes.“How do you even know you like her?”Tim lit up a little.“Believe me, I know I like her. It’s not like I know

that much about what’s going on inside me, but there are a couple of main pathways that I can detect the traffi c on.”

So Ethan let up on him and started in on Charles instead.

“And I suppose you’ve got the same problem?”Charles shrugged.

“Not really,” he said. “I got nothing special for Angela. I’m just looking for someplace to sharpen my pencil.”

Which seemed to annoy Ethan less than Tim’s more romantic feelings.

Of course, Charles never claimed to be charm-ing or to understand women. But he wasn’t all bad either.

“What’s the matter?” he asked later. I was a little queasy after watching Angela and Paul leaving the basketball practice together.

Having recently lost a key player on her team, she was apparently considering taking Paul on despite watching him foul out a lot in prior seasons. And I couldn’t entirely blame her, given the other poten-tial draft choices around.

“Are you feeling okay,” Charles asked, patting me on the arm, “like, in the middle part?”

So I assured him I was fi ne and it wasn’t even that time of the month.

But I was more worried about the other rejected player, who’d been knocked down by management before he could even try to get picked for a team.

I found Tim in bed at 3 the next day when I dropped the boys off at Ethan’s after school got out.

“Get up,” I said, “you’ve missed half the day.”He shook his head.“I’m trying to miss the other half,” he said, cover-

ing his head with a blanket.I tried to entice him out of bed with a cup of coffee

and some toast, but he still wouldn’t budge. So I made an effort to get him talking about his feelings, like whether he felt any resentment toward Ethan or Paul, or sad about Angela.

But he said the only reason he didn’t want to get up was because the cats were so judgmental towards him. So I fi gured he was on his way to recovering and becoming his old self again.

(Heidi Wendel is a former editor of the Colum-bia Law Review and has written for The New York Times, among others.)

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News 8 WMTW at 11 (N)

Cold Case “Hubris” Å

10 MPBNAs Time Goes By Å

Keeping Up Appear-ances

Doc Martin Martin’s par-ents visit; startling news. (In Stereo) Å

Movie: ›› “Jamaica Inn” (1939, Ad-venture) Charles Laughton, Maureen O’Hara, Leslie Banks.

The Red Green Show

11 WENHPoirot “Yellow Iris” Sec-ond chance to solve a murder. Å

Masterpiece Classic Sir Hallam and Lady Agnes Holland. Å

Princesses of the World (In Stereo) Å

The Red Green Show

Globe Trekker (In Stereo)

12 WPXTUgly Betty “Rabbit Test” The Suarez family meets Matt’s father.

Community Auditions

Scrubs “My House”

Entourage (In Stereo) Å

True Hollywood Story “Jenny McCarthy” Actress Jenny McCarthy.

American Dad A re-union plan.

13 WGMECSI: Crime Scene In-vestigation A gun-store shootout. Å (DVS)

Hawaii Five-0 “Lanakila” A violent convict escapes from prison.

48 Hours Mystery Details about Casey Anthony’s defense. (N)

WGME News 13 at 11:00

Entertain-ment To-night (N)

17 WPME Movie: ››‡ “The Count of Monte Cristo” Deadliest Catch Å The Unit Å

24 DISC Filthy Cities (N) Å Filthy Cities Å Pompeii: Back Filthy Cities Å

25 FAM Movie: ›› “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” (1994) Movie: ›› “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls”

26 USA NCIS “Escaped” Å NCIS “Witch Hunt” NCIS “Lost & Found” “Underworld”

27 NESN MLB Baseball: Blue Jays at Red Sox Daily Outdoors Daily Dirty

28 CSNE World Poker Tour: Sea World Poker Tour: Sea Pregame SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet

30 ESPN NBA Basketball NBA Basketball First Round, Game 1: Teams TBA. Å

31 ESPN2 High School Basketball Baseball Tonight Å SportsCenter Å

33 ION “Space Cowboys” Movie: ›››‡ “Hurricane” (1999, Drama) Denzel Washington.

34 DISN Wizards Good Luck Shake It Good Luck Good Luck Shake It Wizards Wizards

35 TOON Firebreath Regular King of Hill King of Hill Venture Fam. Guy Boondocks Boondocks

36 NICK Victorious Ninjas Victorious iCarly My Wife My Wife Lopez Lopez

37 MSNBC Lockup: Corcoran Lockup Orange County Lockup Orange County Lockup: Raw

38 CNN CNN Presents Å Piers Morgan Tonight Newsroom CNN Presents Å

40 CNBC American Greed The Suze Orman Show Debt/Part Debt/Part American Greed

41 FNC Huckabee Justice With Jeanine Geraldo at Large Å Jour. FOX News

43 TNT Movie: “Get Smart” Movie: ›‡ “Rush Hour 3” (2007) Movie: “The Matrix Reloaded” Å

44 LIFE “The Dead Will Tell” Movie: ››› “Erin Brockovich” (2000, Drama) Julia Roberts. Wives

46 TLC Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive

47 AMC Movie: ›››‡ “Se7en” (1995, Suspense) Brad Pitt. Å “Secret Window”

48 HGTV Green Home 2011 (N) Secrets Antonio House House Hunters Hunters

49 TRAV Ghost- Moment Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures

50 A&E Storage Storage Storage Storage Parking Parking Parking Parking

52 BRAVO House “Euphoria” House “Forever” Å House (In Stereo) Å House “No Reason”

55 HALL “Love Finds a Home” Movie: “The Shunning” (2011) Premiere. Å Movie: “The Shunning”

56 SYFY Movie: “The Storm” (2009, Suspense) Treat Williams. Premiere. Movie: “Polar Storm”

57 ANIM It’s Me or the Dog (N) Cats 101 Å Cats 101 (N) (In Stereo) It’s Me or the Dog

58 HIST God vs. Satan Beliefs about Armageddon. Å The Real Face of Jesus? Å

60 BET ›› Honey Movie: ››‡ “Madea’s Family Reunion” (2006) Tyler Perry. “Trois 2: Pndora”

61 COM “The Girl Next Door” Movie: ›‡ “Fired Up” (2009) Premiere. Å “Jackass: The Movie”

62 FX Movie: “Max Payne” Two Men Two Men Two Men Two Men Archer Internatl

67 TVLND All-Family All-Family Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond

68 TBS “Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate” “Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat” Yours

76 SPIKE Movie: ›› “Rambo” Movie: ›› “The Punisher” (2004) Thomas Jane. (In Stereo) Planet

78 OXY Movie: ››‡ “Just Friends” (2005) Å Movie: ››‡ “Just Friends” (2005) Å

146 TCM Movie: ››› “Ball of Fire” (1941) Gary Cooper. Movie: ›››‡ “Crossfire” (1947) Fire Down

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Today is Saturday, April 16, the 106th day of 2011. There are 259 days left in the year.

Today’s Highlight in History:On April 16, 1789, President-elect George

Washington left Mount Vernon, Va., for his inauguration in New York.

On this date:In 1862, President Abraham Lincoln

signed a bill ending slavery in the District of Columbia.

In 1879, St. Bernadette, who’d described seeing visions of the Virgin Mary at Lourdes, died in Nevers (neh-VEHR’), France.

In 1910, Boston Arena (now Matthews Arena) fi rst opened.

In 1917, Vladimir Ilyich Lenin returned to Russia after years of exile.

In 1947, the French ship Grandcamp blew up at the harbor in Texas City, Texas; another ship, the High Flyer, exploded the following day. The blasts and resulting fi res killed nearly 600 people.

In 1960, shortly before midnight, rock-and-roll performer Eddie Cochran, 21, was fatally injured in a taxi crash in Chippen-ham, Wiltshire, England (he died the next day).

In 1972, Apollo 16 blasted off on a voyage to the moon.

In 1991, Sir David Lean, director of “The Bridge on the River Kwai,” ‘’Lawrence of Arabia” and “Doctor Zhivago,” died in London at age 83.

In 1996, Britain’s Prince Andrew and his wife, Sarah, the Duchess of York, announced they were in the process of divorcing.

In 2007, in the deadliest shooting ram-page in modern U.S. history, student Seung-Hui Cho (sung-wee joh) killed 32 people on the campus of Virginia Tech before taking his own life.

One year ago: The U.S government accused Wall Street’s most powerful fi rm of fraud, saying Goldman Sachs & Co. had sold mortgage investments without telling buyers the securities were crafted with input from a client who was betting on them to fail. (In July 2010, Goldman agreed to pay $550 million in a settlement with the Securities and Exchange Commission, but did not admit legal wrongdoing.)

Today’s Birthdays: Pope Benedict XVI is 84. Actor Peter Mark Richman is 84. Singer Bobby Vinton is 76. Denmark’s Queen Mar-grethe II is 71. Basketball Hall-of-Famer Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is 64. NFL coach Bill Belichick is 59. Rock singer-turned-politician Peter Garrett is 58. Actress Ellen Barkin is 57. Rock musician Jason Scheff (Chicago) is 49. Singer Jimmy Osmond is 48. Rock singer David Pirner (Soul Asylum) is 47. Actor-comedian Martin Lawrence is 46. Actor Jon Cryer is 46. Rock musician Dan Rieser is 45. Actor Peter Billingsley is 40. Actor Lukas Haas is 35.

ACROSS 1 Polynesian island

group 6 “Mork and Mindy”

co-star 15 Diet guru Jenny 16 Type of quiz 17 __-Saxon 18 Landing fi elds 19 Sheets, etc. 21 Church projection 22 Mailing code 23 Sweet ones 25 One of those girls 26 Situation of

rampant disorder 27 Gentle breeze 29 “The Magic

Mountain” author 30 Island west of Italy 34 Bejeweled

coronets 36 No-frills 37 Up to, briefl y 39 Jog with the elbow 40 Golden years

42 Musical repeats 44 Jockey’s strap 45 Barrymore fi lm,

“__ Lupin” 47 Dam-building grp. 48 NASD competitor 49 Upward motions 54 RSVP word 55 __ colada 57 Perfumery

essence of oranges

58 Magazine info listings

61 Fit for a king 62 Reverting to an

earlier type 63 Sweater type 64 Urban kiosk 65 Curvy letters

DOWN 1 Burn with hot

water 2 Palmer of the links 3 __ cum laude

4 Edmonton player 5 Extremely painful 6 Family school grp. 7 “Vissi d’arte,” e.g. 8 Candice Bergen

sitcom, “__ Brown”

9 Dinner fi nale 10 Following 11 Card game for two 12 Wicked winter

weather 13 Undercover

operations 14 Feedback

information 20 Sighted 24 Skewer for a

cookout 28 Word after cross

or split 29 Haleakala’s island 30 Team player 31 Ease 32 Carpentry tool 33 Gorilla expert

Fossey 35 Kept back 38 Long lecherous

look 41 Most facile 43 Vladimir Nabokov

novel 46 Operatic soprano

Tebaldi 48 Garden pest

50 Presses 51 “The

Highwayman” poet

52 Candied 53 Fine fabrics 56 Tennis situation,

for short 59 Boob tubes 60 Advanced deg.

Yesterday’s Answer

DAILY CROSSWORDBY WAYNE ROBERT WILLIAMS

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Saturday, April 16

Melissa Ferrick at One Longfellow Square8 p.m. Indie-maverick (and major label veteran) Melissa Ferrick is an accomplished singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist who has shared stages with artists as wide-ranging as Bob Dylan, Paul Westerberg, Weezer and Ani DiFranco, and performs over 150 shows a year — often for audiences of 7,500 or more. Her extraordinarily passionate, grassroots fan base began when she opened for Morrissey in 1991, and has grown into one of the most loyal followings in recent indie memory. $20/$25, all ages.

Tuesday, April 19

Glass Fingers / Of the Trees / Michael Stoltz9 p.m. Prepare yourselves for a night of excellent Maine electronic music. You’re sure to be dancing and nodding your head to the sweet sounds of Glass Fingers, Of the Trees, and Michael Stoltz late into this Tuesday night. An exciting new electronic music act from Portland, Glass Fin-gers (aka Jesse Gertz) was hand picked by Dan Deacon to open for his Portland show at Space Gallery on March 11th. Electronic music from South Portland, Of the Trees is rich in infl uences ranging from downtempo/ambient to face-melting dubstep-laden beats. Get lost in the warm, fuzz-drenched, swirling, sprawling sounds of Michael Stoltz. A true master of his art, this is Michael’s Portland debut, and will undoubtedly be one of many more appearances to come. Free, all ages. Slainte Wine Bar and Lounge. http://www.myspace.com/slaintewinebar

Thursday, April 21

The Portland Jazz Orchestra at One Longfellow 8 p.m. Dr. Chris Oberholtzer and his 18-piece ensemble perform an evening of big band swing! $5 students, seniors, and advance. One Longfellow Square. $9 door.

Friday, April 22

Caravan of Thieves at One Longfellow Square8 p.m. Just Announced! Over A Cardboard Sea will open the show with a special duo featuring Timothy Findlen and Ukulele Eck! Stretching the parameters of acoustic swing, Caravan of Thieves has been winning immediate praise for their new and unique brand of gypsy fl avored song writ-ing and their high intensity show. The vocal harmonizing, acoustic guitar spanking husband and wife duo Fuzz and Carrie have extended their family to include fi ery violin-ist Ben Dean and double bass madman, Brian Anderson to complete their colorful vision. Seeking inspiration from beyond the great divide, the quartet produces layers of Beatlesque vocals, driving rhythms, satirical, dramatic song writing and an overall circus of sound. $12/$18, all ages.

Saturday, April 23

Spose and Cam Groves at Port City Music Hall8 p.m. Portland’s most well known emcee, Spose and fellow hip-hop lyricists Cam Groves and Educated Advo-cates come to Port City Music Hall. Since the release of his debut album “Preposterously Dank” in 2008 on his own imprint, Spose has seen his musical endeavors reach a new plateau. He was named Maine’s “Best HipHop Act” for both 2008 and 2009 at the WePushButtons Awards and also named “Best Hiphop Act” in the Portland Phoenix’s 2010 Best Music Poll. In 2009, he released a mixtape with fellow emcee Cam Groves entitled “We Smoked It All.” A track off that mixtape, produced by Spose himself, “I’m Awesome” garnered Spose his fi rst major label recording contract with Universal Republic Records. Spose used the opportunity to build his own company, the Preposterously Dank Entertain-ment label based out of Wells, Maine. Artists signed to his imprint include himself, Spose, emcee Cam Groves, hip-hop trio Educated Advocates, and the space-funk-sex-r’n’b of Doctor Astronaut. In 2010, Spose released both “In Ses-sions,” the debut album from Educated Advocates, as well as his own indie album “Happy Medium.” $10 advance, $12 day of show, $20 VIP, 21 plus.

HillyTown Presents: Milagres / Milkman’s Union / Husband & Wife at One Longfellow Square8 p.m. HillyTown Presents: Milagres + Milkman’s Union + Husband & Wife. This triple bill will be a night not to miss. Three great performances, one night! $10, all ages. www.onelongfellowsquare.com/

Friday, April 29

John Prine, presented by the State Theatre,performing at Portland’s Merrill Auditorium8 p.m. SOLD OUT. John Prine plays at Merrill Auditorium, presented by the State Theatre. Some four decades since his remarkable debut, John Prine has stayed at the top of his game, both as a performer and songwriter. Recently honored at the Library of Congress by U.S. Poet Laureate Ted Kooser, he’s been elevated from the annals of songwriters into the realm of bonafi de American treasures. http://www.statethe-atreportland.com

Saturday, April 30

Badfi sh: A tribute to Sublime at the State Theatre8 p.m. Badfi sh is a tribute band dedicated to playing the music of Sublime. The group is named after a song appear-ing on the album 40oz. to Freedom. Formed in 2001 at the University of Rhode Island, the group’s members, who were computer science majors, began playing local Rhode Island clubs and quickly began selling out shows. They continued touring the East Coast and Midwest of the U.S., becoming popular on college campuses among Sublime fans who never were able to see the band due to Bradley Nowell’s 1996 death. Since then the group has done mul-tiple national tours per year. In 2008, the band was nomi-nated for Best Tribute Act in the Boston Music Awards. $18 advance, $20 day of show.

Sunday, May 1

Avenged Sevenfold7 p.m. Avenged Sevenfold with Three Days Grace and Sev-endust at the Cumberland County Civic Center. Avenged Sevenfold’s “Welcome To The Family” Tour is on sale today. “The Nightmare After Christmas” Tour sold out and left many fans wanting more. Tickets: $39.75.

Thursday, May 5

Tommy Emmanuel at Merrill8 p.m. Outback Concerts Presents: Tommy Emmanuel. “Two-time Grammy nominee Tommy Emmanuel has a pro-fessional career that spans over four decades and continues to intersect with some of the fi nest musicians throughout the world. A household name in his native Australia, Tommy has garnered hundreds of thousands of loyal fans worldwide. Tommy’s unique style — he calls it simply ‘fi nger style’ — is akin to playing guitar the way a pianist plays piano, using all ten fi ngers.” Merill Auditorium.

Saturday, May 7

De Temps Antan 8 p.m. “De Temps Antan is a high-energy trio featuring three of Quebec’s most talented musicians coming out of the city’s vibrant music scene. Since 2003, Éric Beaudry, André Brunet and Pierre-Luc Dupuis have been exploring and performing time-honored melodies from the stomping grounds of Que-bec’s musical past. Using fi ddle, accordion,

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Saturday, April 16

Dress for Success spring sale8 a.m. Filene’s Basement may be gone, but great bar-gains on new or nearly-new women’s clothing may be found at Dress for Success Southern Maine’s annual spring sale! The sale will take place on Saturday, April 16, 8 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. at Catherine McAuley H.S., 631 Stevens Ave. in Portland. The event is open to the public and features new and nearly-new women’s clothing in all sizes, shoes, jewelry and accessories — casual, formal, and everything in between. Proceeds go towards Dress for Success Southern Maine’s annual operating budget. Donations of new or nearly-new (less than 2 years old), clean, ready-to-wear women’s clothing (from casual to dressy) for the Spring sale, are welcome. The dropoff site and times are: 51 Baxter Boulevard (in the Han-naford Shopping Center parking lot location) on March 19, April 2, and April 9 from 9 a.m. to noon, plus April 15, 5-9:00 p.m. at Catherine McAuley High School. Vol-unteers of all ages are also always welcome – whether at the sale or at the Congress Street, Portland boutique during regular hours. To volunteer, or for more informa-tion, please email southernmaine@dressforsuccess.org or call 780-1686.

Biddeford Winter Farmer’s Market9 a.m. to 1 p.m. The Biddeford Winter Farmer’s Market is held every Saturday from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. At the former West Pepperril Mill on Main Street in Biddeford. Roy Guzman, 210-0123

Art Supplies Yard Sale9 a.m. to 2 p.m. “Are you looking for that perfect picture frame? Do you want to try something new as an artist? You will fi nd all sorts of art making materials at the Art Sup-plies Yard Sale at Barn Gallery and the Ogunquit Museum of American Art. Look for frames, paper for drawing and painting, canvas and mat board, easels and drawing tables, art books and videos and other art supplies. All proceeds go to support Barn Gallery and the Ogunquit Museum of American Art.” Barn Gallery, corner of Shore Road & Bourne Lane, Ogunquit and Ogunquit Museum of American Art, 543 Shore Road, Ogunquit. Contact Roz Fedeli 351- 3262 or rivercurrentart@myfairpoint.com. Ogunquit Museum of American Art 646-4909

Portland Trails 10K ‘Trail to Ale’ registration9 a.m. Online registration for the Portland Trails 10K “Trail to Ale” will open. “Because of the popularity of this race, registration will be limited to 2000 partici-pants. Portland Trails will accept online registrations on a first come first serve basis, with spaces reserved for Portland Trails members. Runners register on the Portland Trails website, www.trails.org. Before online registration opens, runners will get a chance to register early at the Shipyard Summer Ale Party, held at Port-land Pie Company at their Portland, Scarborough and Westbrook locations on April 14 from 5-8 p.m. For each pint of Shipyard Summer Ale sold that night, Portland Pie Company will donate $1 to Portland Trails. Run-ners who register for the 10K at the party get their first pint for free and will be guaranteed a spot in the ‘Trail to Ale.’ The Portland Trails 10K ‘Trail to Ale’ will take place on Sunday, Sept. 18 in Portland. The race starts on the Eastern Promenade Trail, loops Back Cove, and finishes at East End Beach. The course is exclusively off-road and offers beautiful views of Portland harbor and Back Cove. The first 400 registrants to the race will receive a complimentary running jersey. Registra-tion for the ‘Trail to Ale’ is $20.”

Earth Day volunteer work party at MOFGA center9 a.m. to 3 p.m. The Maine Organic Farmers and Garden-ers Association (MOFGA) will host an Earth Day volunteer work party at MOFGA’s Common Ground Education Center in Unity. Volunteers are needed for the following projects on April 16: Spring garden clean-up; raking and mulching; orchard weeding; and light carpentry projects. The work-day will take place rain or shine, so participants are asked to dress appropriately. Volunteers should bring work gloves and favorite garden tools. MOFGA will provide a hearty, organic lunch and volunteer t-shirt for each participant. “MOFGA has many engaging, year-round volunteer oppor-tunities. For more information or to register for the Earth Day Work Day please contact MOFGA’s Landscape Coor-dinator Joe Dupere in the MOFGA offi ce by phone at 568-4142, or by email at jdupere@mofga.org.”

Healthy Kids Day at the Y9 a.m. to 1 p.m. The Cumberland County YMCA invites kids and parents to come play at Healthy Kids Day at its Greater Portland branch and Casco Bay branch in Freeport. Activities are free and open to all. “At Healthy Kids Day, the nation’s largest health day for kids, families will enjoy family group exercise classes, lacrosse clinics free healthy

snacks, a climbing wall, an infl atable obstacle course, out-door games, basketball, seed planting, fl y fi shing, a puppet show, and much more. There will also be raffl e items and giveaways. Slugger will be at the Portland branch to give away gift bags. As the leading nonprofi t for strengthening community, the Y holds Healthy Kids Day to bring families together to engage in fun, active play and learn healthier habits that help them grow and thrive. Kids Day takes place from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. at the Greater Portland YMCA and from 10 a.m. to noon in Freeport. Casco Bay YMCA, 4 Old South Freeport Road Freeport, 25 Campus Dr., Ste 100, New Gloucester. For more information on the Portland branch activities, call 874-1111, and for Casco Bay in Free-port 865-9600, or visit cumberlandcountyymca.org

Food+Farm: Wake Up the Farm9 a.m. Food+Farm: Wake Up the Farm with Cultivating Community. “Come out to Cultivating Community’s Turkey Hill Farm in Cape Elizabeth and help them get ready for the 2011 growing season. You’ll help CC wake up the farm and you’ll get hands-on experience and an opportunity to ask the CC staff about your farming/gardening questions. Activities for all ages and skill levels and we’ll end the morn-ing with a soup and bread lunch to thank you for your hard work. Cultivating Community’s mission is to strengthen communities by growing food, preparing youth leaders and new farmers, and promoting social and environmental jus-tice. We use our community food work as an engine for high-impact youth and community development programs that reconnect people to the natural and social systems that sustain us all.”

Maine Photography Show opens10 a.m. An exhibition of over 100 photographs by many of Maine’s best photographers will be open for public view-ing April 16 through May 7 in Boothbay Harbor. New this year is the chance to win a framed and signed photograph by the show judge, Jay Stock. There will be a BRAF ben-efi t raffl e for the Jay Stock photograph titled “Massai Tribe, Kenya, Africa.” which will also be on view with three other photographs by Stock throughout the exhibition. Chances will be available until the ticket drawing on the last day of the show Saturday, May 7. The Maine photography Show is produced and presented by the Boothbay Region Art Foundation and is held at their gallery: One Townsend Ave.,

Boothbay Harbor in the center of town. The show’s hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Thursdays through Satur-days, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Sundays. The show is pro-duced and presented by the MPS Committee of the Boothbay Region Art Foundation, a charitable, non-profi t 501 (c)(3) organization. Free admission. School groups and buses welcome. Call 633-2703 for Maine Photography Show bus parking directions.

The Big Thaw Arts, Crafts and Vintage Sale10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Mayo Street Arts, 10 Mayo St., Portland. “The Big Thaw is an arts, crafts and vin-tage sale meant to celebrate the coming Spring and a wide array of talented and innovative vendors. Kick off those winter boots and join us to fi nd about a thousand things to brighten your closet, home, toy chest, kitchen and more in 2011. ... The Big Thaw is the brainchild of Portland artist Audrey Hotchkiss of Little Eye Designs. She has had the valuable sup-port of Malaika Picard of Hand-Me-Down Designs and Shanna Tice of The Makings of Shanna Tice in making this a reality.” Website: http://thebigthawport-land.wordpress.com

The Wabanaki Arts Festival10 a.m. The Wabanaki Arts Festival continues to build the strong relationship between the Midcoast com-munity and the four Native American Tribes in Maine (Maliseet, Micmac, Passamaquoddy, and Penobscot). The festival brings together artisans, basketmakers, and traditional music as a celebration of Wabanaki culture. The music will be ongoing throughout the day and includes the Alamoosic Lake Singers, fl ute and storytelling by Hawk Henries, and hand drum-ming and song by Watie Akins. Thirty artisans and crafters will offer their unique items for sale and will provide demonstrations of their crafts. The Wabanaki Arts Festival is hosted by Bowdoin’s Native American Students Association (NASA), and is partially funded by the Blythe Bickel Edwards Fund. For further infor-mation please call the Bowdoin information desk at 725-3375 or contact Leslie Shaw at lshaw@bowdoin.edu. Location: Smith Union, Sills Drive, Brunswick. 725-3815 www.bowdoin.edu

MPBN to air Spindleworks documentary11:30 a.m. “Everything in Sight”, a 2007 documen-tary about Spindleworks Art Center in Brunswick, will be broadcast on Maine Public Broadcasting Network on April 16 at 11:30 a.m. and April 21 at 10:30 p.m. Directed by Nikolai Fox, the fi lm explores the history of the center and showcases video art currently pro-duced by Spindleworks artists. A program of Inde-

pendence Association, Spindleworks was founded in 1978 by local artist Nan Ross. Ross’ vision was to teach weaving and fi ber arts skills to clients of the Independence Associa-tion, which they could use to create items to sell for income. Many of the original artists in the program were transitioning from living in Pineland, the state institution for persons with developmental disabilities. Over the years, the program has grown to include a variety of art forms and has represented several well-known artists in the state of Maine, including Betty Pinette and Rita Langlois. Today, artists working in media arts — video, photography, music, and sound — are also included in the Spindleworks program.

Meet the Artist: 2011 Biennial Talks begin11 a.m. to noon. Colleen Kinsella, Philip Brou, Robert Monroe and Carly Glovinski at the Portland Museum of Art. This is a series of informal artist talks to learn more about the process and inspiration of these artists and their work on view in the 2011 Portland Museum of Art Biennial. 1 p.m. to 2 p.m. Deborah Wing-Sproul, Marissa Girard and Lauren O’Neal; 2 p.m. to 3 p.m., Ellen Wieske, Alicia Eggert, Tyson Jacques and Andrew Thompson. The Portland Museum of Art Biennial showcases the best in today’s art world by artists associated with Maine, from digital video to paint-ing, installation to photography, sculpture to prints, and more. This exhibition will feature 65 works by 47 artists. As a series, the Biennial exhibitions create a visual record of Maine’s evolving contemporary art scene and testify to the profound infl uence that the landscape, traditions, and people of Maine continue to have on living artists. http://portlandmuseum.org/Content/5614.shtml

Lost in Lexicon: A Fantasy Book Event for Families1 p.m. to 4 p.m. Kids ages 8-14 and their families are invited to visit the nine villages of the Land of Lexicon, based on the fantasy adventure by Pendred Noyce. Families will untangle tangrams, anagrams, wordplay, and other puzzles to save the villagers of Lexicon. The event is a fundraiser for Maine’s literacy organization, Raising Readers. Open House, Portland Public Library, 5 Monument Square, Port-land. Free with a Suggested Donation. Details, call Curious City, 420-1126.

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Record Store Day at Bull Moose1 p.m. Originally conceived by Bull Moose staff, Record Store Day is celebrated on the third Saturday in April by more than 1,500 independent music stores worldwide. Prominent indie rockers The Decemberists, while on tour, will be releas-ing a CD titled “Live at Bull Moose” from their January per-formance at the Scarborough Bull Moose. All performances are Saturday, April 16. All performances are acoustic, free and open to the public. In Maine, The Lucid will be perform-ing in the Bangor store at 2 p.m. They released a self-titled CD on Feb. 1. 683 Hogan Road, Bangor. At the Brunswick store, Marie Stella will be performing at 2 p.m. They are a Portland-based band, and are contributing a cover of “little lines” to the CD “Sing For Your Meat,” a Guided by Voices tribute album being released nationally for RSD 2011. They are a member of Portland’s Dooryard Collective and per-form throughout Maine and New England. Bath band Yellow Roman Candles will be appearing at 3 p.m. 151 Maine St., Brunswick. At home in Central Maine, Uncle Jack will be performing at the Lewiston Bull Moose at 2 p.m. Lewiston Mall, 20 East Ave., Lewiston. The Portland store will host Sophomore Beat at 1 p.m. These Portland rockers are releasing an EP entitled “Party Like A Lobster” this day, which will only be available at Bull Moose. The Kenya Hall Band will be performing at 4 p.m. They are a Port-land band with an intriguing, soulful, jazzy R&B sound with powerful female vocals. They released “Learning For Miles Vol. 1” in November 2010. 151 Middle St., Portland. Scarborough 456 Payne Road. Zach Jones will perform at the Scarborough Bull Moose at 3 p.m. on April 16. Of As Fast As and Rocktopus fame, Zach Jones’ quint-essential, neo-classic pop is characterized by powerful melodics, catchy lyrics, and foot-tapping rhythms, draw-ing infl uence from seminal artists such as Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson, The Beatles, and the Beach Boys. He will be joined in Scarborough by other to-be-determined local artists. Educated Advocates will perform at 2 p.m. at the Waterville store. Educated Advocates are an innova-tive hip-hop trio drawing on the sounds of classic hip-hop through their DIY style, which has been described as “new vintage.” They will be releasing a new CD in May, and are signed to Spose’s Preposterously Dank record label. At 6 p.m., Cabaret Rock/Avant Americana band Bass Box will perform. They released their CD Mother Box this past fall. 80 Elm Plaza, Waterville. Portland- and Toronto-based self-described indie-pop collective In The Audience will be per-forming at the North Windham store location at 3 p.m. The collective is releasing a new CD in May. They will give a free personalized CD single to customers who attend their per-formance. Spearheading the music of the born-in-the-90s generation of local music, SPACE gallery has called them “one of Maine’s most promising bands.” 771 Roosevelt Trail, Windham. In New Hampshire, the Portsmouth store, 82-86 Congress, is hosting the young Skyler, a York, Maine native and a favorite among teenage girls both for his looks and his catchy, pop-rock sound. Skyler is onstage at 3 p.m. 82-86 Congress St., Portsmouth, N.H. For updates, visit the Bull Moose site at http://www.recordstoreday.com/Home.

Food+Farm: The Greenhorns’ Young Farmers’ Mixer3 p.m. April 14 to April 17, FOOD + FARM 2011. A food and fi lm festival at SPACE Gallery, 538 Congress St. in Port-land. “This is the fourth year of Food+Farm, SPACE Gal-lery’s annual look at issues challenging our access to safe, sustainable food. ... This afternoon mixer is an opportunity for young farmers to come and meet their peers and enjoy a little nosh. We’ll be providing good eats and beverages from Local Sprouts, Flatbread Co. and Maine Root in addition to volunteer massage therapists to ease sore farm muscles. Representatives from The Greenhorns and MOFGA will be on hand to discuss their work with the young farming community. The Greenhorns is an organization focused on recruiting, promoting and supporting young farmers in America — ‘young’ being loosely defi ned as farmers under the national average age of 57. If you’re a farmer or intern currently working in agriculture, please come down and socialize with us from 3-5 p.m. If you’re interested in sup-porting or are considering becoming a young farmer, please consider coming to our Greenhorns evening event later with The Greenhorns at 7:30 p.m.” www.space538.org

Miss Maine Scholarship Program gala5:30 p.m. The Miss Maine Scholarship Program proudly announces the 10 fi nalists for the third annual Maine’s Got Talent honors. They will compete at the Springtime Gala at the Hilton Garden Inn in Freeport. They are Roy Beck of Topsham (vocalist), Elexa DuBoise of Cherryfi eld (vocal and guitar), Fusion-dance team from the Biddeford area (dance group), Hannah Graham of Skowhegan (vocalist), Smokey Hicks of Bath (vocalist), Matt Houde and Julia Nadeau of Topsham (vocal duet), Adrianna Leonard of Pittsfi eld (ballet dancer), Drew Masse of Lewiston (vocalist), Hannah Rowell of South Portland (vocalist), and Nicolette Smith of Lincoln

(vocalist). To obtain tickets to see the competition live, con-tact Patricia Crooker Mulligan by calling (207) 725-6009 or toll free 1-877-872-4321. Tickets are $40 in advance (April 11) or $50 at the door. Tickets can also be obtained via mail Miss Maine Springtime Gala, 23 Meadow Road, Brunswick, ME 04011. The Gala will feature Miss Maine 2010, Arikka Knights, a native of Chester, Maine and a Mass Commu-nications graduate of Franklin Pierce University in New Hampshire. The evening also offers both a silent and a live auction. The delicious buffet style dinner is provided by the Hilton Garden Inn. All pro-ceeds of this event will benefi t the Miss Maine Scholarship Program, the offi cial state pre-liminary to Miss America, the largest source of scholarships for young women in the world. The 2011 Miss Maine Scholar-ship Pageant will be held at the Crooker Theater, Brunswick High School in Brunswick on Saturday, June 18. For more information about the Miss Maine Scholarship Program visit www.missmaine.org on the web.

Maine Gay Men’s Chorus ensemble7 p.m. The seven-voice Tour-ing Ensemble of the Maine Gay Men’s Chorus (MGMC) will sing at the First Universalist Church of Auburn, 169 Pleas-ant St. Their show, “As Long As You Love Me,” features a new line-up of songs includ-ing an a cappella arrange-ment of Toto’s “Africa,” the brand-new “My House,” and Mozart’s “Ave Verum” — one of the most beautiful pieces of choral music ever written. New arrangements of several songs make use of guitar, bass, key-board, violin, and even a bright blue glockenspiel, all played by members of the ensemble. “The Touring Ensemble sings to fulfi ll the chorus mission of spreading the message of social acceptance and diver-sity.” Tix are $10 (suggested donation). FMI 783-0461 or

www.auburnuu.org.

Portland Pirates in playoffs7 p.m. The Portland Pirates shootout win over the Albany Devils combined with a Connecticut Whale 4-3 loss to the Bridgeport Sound Tigers Saturday night means the Pirates will face the Whale in the opening round of the 2011 Calder Cup Playoffs. Game 2 of the best-of-seven series will be played Saturday, April 16 at 7 p.m. at the Civic Center with the series shifting to Connecticut for Games 3 and 4. Tick-ets for the fi rst round of Portland Pirates Playoff Hockey MISSION: 16W, powered by Time Warner Cable are on sale at the Cumberland County Civic Center Box Offi ce, by call-ing 775-3458, visiting the Cumberland County Civic Center Box Offi ce or on-line at ticketmaster.com.

Cameron Carpenter on the Kotzschmar Organ7:30 p.m. Cameron Carpenter will draw his concert reper-toire from the following sources: jazz etudes for the piano of the Ukrainian classical-jazz genius Nikolai Kapustin; organ premieres of great piano encores by Vladimir Horowitz, Arcadi Volodis, and Cyprien Katsaris. Experience the Pipes of the Kotzschmar Organ in Portland. “The Kotzschmar Organ is the oldest working municipal pipe organ in the United States. ... Select from a wide variety of concerts including jazz, classical, and pops. Municipal Organist Ray Cornils has served Port-land and the Kotzschmar Organ since 1990. Cornils performs several times each year and hosts the popular Kotzschmar Konversation with visiting artists prior to their concerts.”

‘Blood Brothers’ at CLT in Auburn8 p.m. Mark Brann of Portland, as the “Narrator” in Com-munity Little Theatre’s “Blood Brothers,” tells the story of “Mrs. Johnstone, deserted by her husband and unable to cope with her oversized brood of children.” Played by Stefanie Lynn of Auburn, she reluctantly gives one of her twin boys to the wife of her wealthy employer. The adop-tive mother, Mrs. Lyons is played by CLT veteran Cheryl Reynolds, also of Portland. Years later, the brothers meet and become inseparable friends, but their relationship is doomed. Whether it is a child’s inherent nature or the way he is nurtured that determines his fate is at the crux of the storyline. “A total of 12 talented singers and actors make up the cast of this hit musical by Willy Russell, which has accu-mulated a host of awards and has become one of the lon-gest standing works of musical theater in history. The cast also includes, Adam Morris of Westbrook, Paige Berube of Gray, Andreas Wyder of New Vineyard, and Lewiston-

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Lost in Lexicon: A Fantasy Book Event for Families will take place today at the Portland Public Library. (COURTESY IMAGE)

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