Study Breaks magazine, Austin, September 2011

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SEPTEMBER 2010 VOL 22 AUSTIN STUDYBREAKS.COM

Garrett Gilbert is the Hornsnew hope at Quarterback

ROD BABERSTALKS FOOTBALL

LIFETIME LONGHORN

CheckoutourGame

byGamePredictionsTEXASFOOTBALL

ITS FINALLY HERE

LaurenFuertesShowsHerHotTailgateStylebychicka-d

How to Tailgate Like a Pro:The Style, The Grub, The Games!


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Must be 18 years or older to register for the car2go program. Must have valid U.S. drivers license.

Visit www.austincar2go.comto register and learn more!

Who needs all the hassle that goes with owning a car? car2go is all about

simplicity and convenience. Youll get ready access to a network of totally cool

smarts to use temporarily as needed. Its sort of like automotive takeout.

car2go members can use them spontaneously or make a reservation. Drive

where you want for as long as you want, then park it and walk away. You onlypay for the time you spend driving the car, calculated to the minute and

charged to your debit or credit card. You dont need cash and you dont need

to stop for gas.

Register nowfor a one-timefee of $35

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48 56Tailgate Stylewith chicka-d Vodka Taste-Off

INSIDE SEPTEMBER 2010 VOL. 22 STUDYBREAKS.COM

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Cover Photo by: Samantha White

44 Game By Game Predictions

Features

44A New Hope for the HornsUT Football

48The Ultimate Tailgatewith chicka-d apparel

50Lifetime LonghornRod Babers

56Vodka Taste-OffWhich Vodka is the Best?

Hot People18 Couple

Courtney & Jordan26Band

Ben Baxter

22BandShinobi Ninja

22BandDisciples of Sound

24Hot BarBar 512 with Stephen Condon

The Lineup12Music

Get Your Earplugs Ready!

14SportsThe Game Happens Here!

16EventsA Week by Week

Glance at SEPTEMBER

SB Picks30Real World Casting

with Casting DirectorMegan Sleeper

42 MusicFestwith Dickson Productions

52 Snodazewith Lifestylez

The Scene36Drink Specials

Every bar.Every special.Every night.

32 Oil Can Harry'sStrip Off

34 Mooseknuckle

Happy AnniversaryIn Every Issue10Campus Voices

What will you miss

most about summer?11You asked...

SB answers40Hot or Not?54Food

Hangover Survival

58HealthP90X

60Hot TopicWords of Wisdom for Freshme

62Extras64Fun Stuff

Horoscopes + Spot the Diff

69One Last Thing6 Stages of a College Apartme


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BILL BOWMAN

CAMERON HARLEY

CHAD HAPPENS

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JENNIFER YU

September Saturdays arent just typicalSaturdays. Normally I roll out o bed atnoon seeking Gatorade and breakasttacos to soak up the remaining tequilathreatening to make me vomit andalleviate the headache making meseriously question the moral fber

that used to make up my soul. But inSeptember, beore I have the chanceto ask what the hell I am doing withmy lie, I pull on my boots, fll a ask

with whiskey and shotgun a beer. Its tailgate time.

Our assistant editor, Bill Bowman, and editorial contributor,Cameron Harley, have put their boy brains and testosteronetogether to create a comprehensive ootball guide or theupcoming season. Check out their predictions and eel ree tosend eedback via www.studybreaks.com. Be thankul I made nocontribution to the analysis, as my ootball experience revolvesaround these rules: come early, be loud, stay late, wear orange.

Hook Em! Tough Im useless at oretelling ootball, I am aveteran tailgater and have had a hand in organizing what is sureto be one o the best tailgates o the year (Im clearly the best atbeing modest). Join Study Breaks, chicka~d, Budweiser, exas

Wranglers and the Game Day Rival flm crew or the exas vs.Wyoming game on the 25th in the Bob Bullock parking lot.Most plainly put, it will be the Ultimate ailgate experience.

Footballs aside, there are other important things to start thinkingabout this all: winter break. Stop waiting or your riends toget it together enough to plan a skiing or snowboarding triptheyre useless. Winter break, much like spring break, is a collegeright o passage. At what other age can you risk your lie down

a double black and come home to a hot tub inused with vodkaand not have your riends think you have a serious problem? ake ull advantage o youth and lack o a real job. You needonly ip a ew pages and you will fnd unbeatable options ortrips rom the best production companies around. Study Breakstook the liberty o doing the research and planning or you.

Cheers!

September Saturdays

& Texas Tailgating

- Jenny Baker, Editor


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compiled by:jennifer yu

CAMPUS VOICESWe asked our

fans to tell us whats on their min

FOLLOW US ONwww.facebook.com/studybreaks Add us on Facebook

Hot discussions

Get your face in the magazine

Contact us with ideas

Be chosen for one of our awesome

food or drink contests!

Jennifer Yu, 21 SB WriterHometown: Houston

Public Relations

Summer fruits - my favorite kind of fruits! Watermelon,

strawberries, blueberries. Drop them in a glass of cham-

pagne, and it makes a light, refreshing drink to sip on!

Christopher Griego, 23

Hometown: Tijeras, New MexicoMajor: Graphic Design

I will miss the euphoria that comes with having day-

light after 8 p.m. It means more time outdoors and fee

ing like theres still time left in the day to finish chores.

Bridget OCanna, 24Hometown: Colorado Springs, CO

Major: Marketing

Endless carefree hours at the lake.

Molly Martinez, 23Hometown: Lubbock

Major: Mathematics

Parties and volleyball.

Gustavo Garcia, 21Hometown: San Antonio

Major: Art

Being able to go out with friends and have fun with-

out having to worry about school work that needs to

get done because once school starts its going to betime to buckle down.

WHAT WILL YOU MISS MOST ABOUT SUMMER?


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You Asked...

Bill Tadill, Lubbock

Jennifer

Study Breaks Staffanswers your burning questions.

Bill Bowman

Assistant Edito

Jenny Baker

Editor

Jennifer Yu

Social Media Intern

Jared Williams,

San Marcos

Bill

Have a Question for our staff?

Email us [email protected]

Bill, How do you find all

the crazy people to be in

Study Breaks?

Getting people to share theirillicit or outrageous stories

for the public to read isnt aneasy task. I cant go into thedetails, but it does involve alittle sweet talking, maybe anadult beverage or two and a

whole lot of leg work.

Jenny,did you partywith Tucker Max after

the interview?

Yes I did. And no, I did NOTsleep with him. Contrary to

popular belief, hes actuallya real human being and notcompletely a cold hearted andconscience free prick. Alsocontrary to popular belief, Iout drank him! No lie, I hadto take a tequila shot for him.

Jenny

Jude Viner,

Austin

Brittney, My roommate

is kind of a slob. He never

takes out the trash and lets

the dishes pile up in the

sink. What can I do?

Slob roommates are a commondiffi culty in college life. If youare tired of being passive whendealing with the mess, here is

what to do. Subtly move thedirty dishes underneath yourroomies bed. After a few weeks,the stench will drive him to do alittle housekeeping.

Rachel Earthling,

Austin

Jennifer, Can you explain why

twitter is important? I am a

marketing major and have yet

to get on board with twitter.

Some people think Twitter is point-less, but it has actually become an in-

creasingly inuential tool to connectconsumers to brands and pop cultureicons they love or hate. Ive been us-ing Twitter as a way to connect withpeople who share similar interests,and it has expanded my network topeople in the industry. Follow me at@jenniferzhenyu - but youve been

warned: 95 percent of the time I talkabout food!

Brittney Brenner

Social Media Intern

Brittney


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MUSICSEPTEMBER LINEUPMONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAYSUNDAY

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The Derailers

@ Broken Spoke

Free Energy

@ Emos

Redd Volkaert

@ North By

Northwest

El Ten Eleven @

The Mohawk

Blue October@ Whitewater

Amphitheatre

Foreigner

@ Whitewater

Amphitheatre

Bleeding Through

@ Emos

Exodus

@ Emos

Autolux

@ Waterloo

Records

Stay Gold @ The

Parish

Curtis Grime@ Bevo Blvd

The Black Angels

@ Waterloo

Records

Bullet For My

Valentine @

Stubbs Bar

The Tallest Man

On Earth @

Antones

Honeybrowne

@ Hills Cafe

Jimmy LaFave

@ Shady Grove

Guy Forsyth @The Continental

Club

Pixies @ Austin

Music Hall

Micky & The

Motorcars

@ Hills Cafe

Dave Barnes

@ Stubbs Bar

The Whigs

@ Emos

Ludo

@ Emos

Warren Hood @

Riverbend Church

Pavement @Stubbs Bar

30 Seconds To

Mars @ La Zona

Rosa

Guided By

Voices

@ East Side

Drive Inn

Ratatat @

Stubbs Bar

EXODUSSEPTEMBER 8 @ EMOSEver wonder where todays rockstars started their

musical careers? Look no further. Originally started

in the Frisco Bay Area, the original lineup began with

none other than Kirk Hammet, current lead guitarist

of Metallica. That alone should be reason to check out

this band, but if youre still not convinced, just listen to

the 30 years worth of pure thrash metal this band has

created to become one of the most recognized names

in underground metal music. Departing in 1998 and

reincarnated in 2001, the band began releasing more

albums and touring like never before. Do not miss your

chance to see these thrash veterans riff out and bang

your head with pure, untainted thrash metal. Leave your

spandex at home.


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SPORTSSEPTEMBER LINEUPMONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAYSUNDAY

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UT Football at

Rice// Houston

UT Womens

Soccer vs. UC

Riverside// Austin

Round Rock

Express Baseball

vs. Albuquerque

Isotopes//

Round Rock

UT Womens Soccervs. Navy// Austin

St Edwards

Womens

Volleyball vs. NW

Missouri// Austin

UT Football vs.

Wyoming// Aust

Got Guts 5K//Austin

St EdwardsWomens

Volleyball vs. UT

Permian Basin//

Austin

St EdwardsWomen Soccer

vs. West Texas

A&M// Austin

Condordia

Womens

Volleyball vs.

Texas Lutheran//

AustinUT WomensSoccer vs. BYU//

Austin

Dilloman

Triathlon// Austin

St EdwardsWomen Volleyballvs. Incarnate Ward

Austin

Concordia

Womens

Volleyball vs.

Howard Payne//

Austin

St Edwards Mens

Soccer vs. St.

Marys// Austin

UT Football

vs. UCLA//

Austin

Austin Marathon

Relay

UT Womens

Volleyball vs.

Iowa State//

Austin

Concordia

Womens

Volleyball vs.

Schreiner//

Austin

UT VS. TECHSEPTEMBER 18TH

We have made it through the desertof late summer sports oblivion and

arrived in football season. The Eyes

of Texas are once again set on the

gridiron. This season, Garrett Gilbert

will be at the helm of the Texas team.

After two cream puff games against

Rice and Wyoming, Texas will return

to Lubbock to avenge the loss two

seasons ago that likely cost them a

shot at the BCS Championship game.

UT Footballat Texas Tech//Lubbock

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A WEEK BY WEEK GLANCEcompiled by:cameron harleyEVENTSEPTEMBER LINEUP

SEPTEMBER 6th

Fantastic Festwww.fantasticfest.com

Looking for a way to help keep Aus-tin weird this September? In oneword, Fantastic Fest can be describedas variety. In the past, this event haspremiered There Will Be Blood,

Apocolyptica, City of Ember, andZombieLand. Although FantasticFest brings world-wide recognition forits premier list, they arent sloucheswhen it comes to premiering and pro-moting great independent and inter-national lms. Alamo Drafthouse willplay host to this years events, alongwith several other small venues.

SEPTEMBER 8th SEPTEMBER 23rd - 30th SEPTEMBER 25th

The Austin Triathalonwww.theaustintriathlon.com

If you have the juevos, the AustinTriathalon could get you up and atem no later that 7:00 on the Saturdaymorning of Sept. 6th. The race isa favorite to nationwide athletes

who come because the AustinTriathalon is a large event with ahometown feel. Can you do it? Notby sitting on the couch you cant. Ifyou live in one of the most activecities in the country, get out andchallenge yourself.

Made in Texas Film Serieswww.austinlmfestival.com

The Texas lm series willpresent The Positively TrueAdventures of the AllegedTexas Cheerleader MurderingMom. The lm will be shown

at the Bob Bullock HistoryMuseum and is sure to makeyour stomach turn over thecourt case of Wanda WebbHolloway, who was accused ofmurdering a cheerleader so herdaughter could make the team.Gotta love Texas!

UCLA Tailgate (on TV)www.studybreaks.com

Gameday Rivals Search for thUltimate Tailgater will lm a newshow each week with chicka-d athey travel to Big 12 college footbastadiums across the Southwes

Region documenting tailgaterstheir unique rituals and theigameday fashion choices. Donmiss your chance to strut your stufon camera at the September 25tUT vs UCLA Study Breaks tailgatparty. Check studybreaks.com foevent details.


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COUPLEHOT

We pulled them apart and got the dirt on how their relationship works.

RACK EM UP WITH

COURTNEY & JORDAN

photo: bill bowman

Courtneys Answers:

JordansAnswers:

Courtney Borne, 21

Hometown: Baton Rouge

Major: Corporate Comm


Jordan Scaff, 23

Hometown: Clifton, TX

Major: In Med school


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BANDHOT

words: cameron harley photos: ty edding

Study Breaks is proud to in-troduce the 2010 Austin re-gional winner o College Battleo the Bands, Ben Baxter Band.Dont be ooled by the one nametitle, this band has talent in allcorners o the stage. Ben Baxteron vocals, Britton Byfeld on theelectric guitar, Joe Strelsky on thebass, and Dominic Ferrario withthe drum kit have engineered aunique brand o blues, rock and

vocals that have gotten them at-tention beore and is sure to givethem more in the uture. How

did they get the attention, andwhy should you care? Tey gaveStudy Breaks some clock time so

we could fll you in.

What is College Battle of

the Bands and what was

the experience like?

College Battle o the Bands is anational competition in which

we won an online vote-off, and

were then selected to compete inthe Austin regional tournament.

We won the regional, and thencompeted in the south-semifnals.Although we got Study Breaks

vote, we ended up with secondplace. I guess we cant be too up-set with that, but we didnt get togo to Vegas so that sucked.

We know Study Breaks liked

you or else we wouldnt be

sitting here, but why should

anyone else?

You could like rap, blues, rock,

hip hop, or polka and you couldstill get into our sound I wehad to place it we would say itsblues soul rock, but there isntreally a word or it. I guess youcould say its a lot like Jack John-son with more sound. Eh, maybea little aster sounding. I think wemostly just wanted people to getinto us, as much as we do themat the shows. Wed like to always

stay down to earth and seem topeople like the band you could

see yoursel hanging out with we arent trying to be ashy, orcrazy, or anything like that.

How did you guys start

playing together?

Long story short, Britton and Igrew up or the frst part o ourlives in aylor [exas] where

we both received instrumentsas presents or Christmas. Aterthat we began to play together

when we were bored. Although

we were separated during thehigh school years and only playedtogether on occasion, we bothound each other again at U.Ater that we decided to orma band.

Have you always

written your own music?

Not really. I started writing in thespring o 2008, but so ar it hasgone all right.

Is Ben Baxter your real

name or stage name?

Tats actually a unny story. Mreal name is Ben Jenkins, and mmiddle name is Baxter. But onight beore playing in Beltothey didnt have a letter J or tmarquis. But they had an extraBen Baxter it was.

Which musicians inspire yo

Tats a long list but the DoobBrothers, Stevie Ray Vaughand Jimi Hendrix inuenthe blues guitar. We love S

vie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, basically anyone who can soul right.

What is next?

We have an EP out that s publicwww.myspace.com/benbaxtOther than that check the site live show updates.

BEN BAXTER

BenBaxterBandwinning Austin regionalf

Britton Byfeld - Electric Guitar/

Dominic Ferrario - D

Ben Baxter - Vocals/Aco

Joe Strelsky -

2010

WINNER


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At frst listen you probably would think you were listeninto a mash up artist, but you would be mistaken. ShinoNinja is just that diverse, that crazy, and that talente

Its a little 311, a little Sublime, a little Beastie Boys, ana little Nirvana grunge, which makes or something truuncharted. Shinobi is a collaboration o some o NYCs neand nastiest talent.

Since 2008, Dave Aaron, Baby Girl, Maniac Mike, AdrianMorez, DJ Axis, and erminator Dave have been pushinthe musical envelope in New York City. Where their souncomes rom is anyones guess, but it is where the music going that deserves attention.

Getting DigitalShinobi Ninja is one o the only bands in the world wittheir own video game (download at shinobininja.com

Tats right, Brooklyn to Babylon, Shinobi Ninja AttackLive is available or any iPhone. Its a music player, a videplayer, and a video game all in one. Te app proves that thbest way to experience Shinobi Ninja or the frst time is bkicking ass as a Shinobi Ninja yoursel.

Born From TalentAt the Study Breaks SXSW party, (one o Shinobis eighSXSW shows) they improvised a mix o Rihannas RudBoy into a set o their own music, which turned intMontell Jordans Tis Is How We Do It. It didnt take rocket scientist to see that they had some talent backintheir band. urns out, about hal o each Shinobi show improvisational and personalized to each venues crowd.

Keep an eye out there for upcoming Shinobi actiono hype their upcoming album Rock Hood, Shinobi hreleased Te Video Game EP, which will surely give theans and previous unamiliars something to rave about. I

addition to their February 2010 release o their iPhonapplication Shinobi Ninja Attacks, they ar

planning to release an Apple widget sometimat the end o summer 2010. Get ready musworld, you are about to get smacked througall mediums!

words: cameron har

photos: samantha wh

BANDHOT

Check them out at

www.ShinobiNinja.com

and on Twitter @shinobininjaShinobi Ninja rocks the Study Breaks SXSW party

DA rockin the mic freestyle


Maniac Mike Sdreddin' the guitar


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OwnersDaveHur,StephenCondon,

andBenjanminScottRockin512

Owners Dave Hur

(UT alum) and

Benjanmin Scott have

been working in

Austin bar industry

for 12 years.

Why did you guys open Bar 512?

I elt the touristy East 6thStreet needed a bar that would fnallyshowcase Austins history andbeauty, while also keeping up withUs traditions. We want to createA rue Austin Experience.

How does Bar 512 differ from other bars?We bring in big name DJs, have a brandnew rootop stage and the astest staff downtown.

Te atmosphere is also very diverse. You candance to the DJ downstairs or Jam to the livemusic up on the rootop.

What else goes down at Bar 512, other than normal bar fun?We host private parties on the rootop. We show all UFCfghts with no cover. Also, the biggest deal is U game dayheadquarters, including table bucket service and extra pointshot trays!

Tuesday: $2 Texas Tuesdays

Wednesday: $3 You call it

Thursday: $2 Wells

Friday: $3 Wells before 11pm

Saturday: $3 Wells before 11pm

Awesome Drink Specials

The Service Industry Sunday Funday is one of a kind.Stephen set it up four years ago while at Canvas. It hasbottle service for service insiders and everyone else!

Rockin Sunday

words: bill bowman photos unreal360.com

BarA TRUE AUSTIN EXPERIENCE

Bar 512 opened their doors two months ago.

Check it out at bar512austin.com

408 East Sixth Street

Months Ago

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Hometown: Columbus

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Blues can be many things.It spans all the way rom

simple sounds like Son Houseor Fats Domino, to the modernguitar wielding music o Ste-

vie Ray and Jack White. Nate,Buffalo, and Ed Miles have onlybeen jamming out the Austinscene or about a year now andare already grabbing some muchdeserved attention. Teir music isunlike any blues you have heardbeore, which is all the better rea-son to check them out. Tere isnttoo much religion about them,but they shared their gospel oprogressive blues with StudyBreaks.

What does Disciples of

Sound bring to the blues

scene in Austin?

We play blues the way we eelabout it, and we eel like its thegreatest music on the planet.

Te only way that we could truly

describe it to you is i you were tohear the music. Te chemistry othe band really vibes, which makesus a dynamic blues sound. Tinko us as more along the lines oSoundgarden blues. Blues can bedefned as a lot o things, just askRage Against the Machine.

Why should Study Breaks

readers listen to your music?

We are one o the ew bandsthat arent trying to be anything.It just is what it is. Other bands

could try and cover our songs, butthey truly wouldnt sound any-thing like us. We arent concerned

with too many peoples reactions,but they are usually positive aterpeople understand our sound. Itis a really big sound or a threeperson band.

Whats with the name?

Why the Disciples?

We fgure that many people andideas have certain disciples. We callourselves the Disciples o Sound

so that people who are ans o alldifferent types o music could un-derstand that we want to be aboutplaying music beore anything else.

We truly do want to create awe-some sounding music and takepeople or the ride with us.

How do you write your music?A lot o our best stuff comes rom

just jamming and having un. Butwhen we made our EP, we wentin with an excess o music, andthe hardest part was deciding

what was the best. Its a goodsign you know? It means that thecreative juices are owing. PirateStudios was extremely helpul as

well. Many studios try to makeyou into something. Tey are tru-ly proessionals who love music.

Tey just said go and supportedour creativity.

What is your message?

Some o it is political, some oit is just or the un o it , andsome is just about living. But, i

we wanted people to gain athing out o it, we just want thto understand that lie is a grthing to have and to enjoy it.

Whats next for the

Disciples of Sound?

Were currently working with rate Studios to produce our falbum ater only a year o pling. Until that comes out, we wkeep playing shows around Atin so keep an eye out or uscheck us out on MySpace.

BANDHOT

words: cameron harley photos: samantha

DISCIPLES OF SOUND

Pte (Buffalo): Bass & Vocals

Ed Miles: Drums & Vocals

Nate Boff: Guitar & Vocals

www.disciplesofsound.c



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What would be a good enough reason to wake hundreds of Central Texans up on a Saturdmorning, wait in hour long lines, and make them ll out pages upon pages of paperwoA shot at securing a spot on MTVs next Real World documentary show. Wonder if you comake the grade? Study Breaks sat down with Real World casting director, Megan Sleeper,the Cedar Door to see if she could give Study Breaks own Chad Happens any tips for mak

it on the show as a roommate.

What is the process for interviewing at a Real World casting call?First, you have to wait in line outside or about an hour and a hor our questionnaire tables. At the questionnaire tables, you will fout demographic application o about our pages. Ater flling othe questionnaire, people wait or about another hour until they acalled back to a table in groups o eight to meet with me. I I deethem worthy, they are asked to fll out another application in tCedar Doors back room or MVs producers to look over. T

will make another cut, and ask or their fnalists to make a vidargument. Ater all o the casting calls are over, we will pick tfnal roommates.

Is it hard to decide which people make it past the initial table interview?I actually think that my job is really easy. I just have to sit down wia table o people and decide which ones I want to know more aboIve been doing that or eight years now.

How many casting calls does Real World hold?Around 40 nationwide. But, people have been chosen elsewhere. aEmily rom Real World Cancun or example, the Boston castindirector ound her in a Starbucks.

Do you have stereotypes picked out?I know its hard to believe (with laughter), but we dont ever sit dowand ask or a specifc type o person. Tink about all o the issues thcome up between roommates without cameras around. We just pipolar and outgoing people. Fireworks can light rom there.

So, what is your best advice for Chad?Be yoursel. its really easy to see when someone is putting onshow. We at MV know that akeness wont translate or an entiseason o real drama.

with Casting Direct

Megan Sleeper

words + photos: cameron harley + chad happens

REAL WORLDCASTING CALL

So Chad went onward, condent as he always is, toward the rstline. Filled out the forms, and made the rst cut by just beinghimself. After waiting on the producer response, he unfortunatelywasnt chosen. Heres his recap.

Ater a lie long dream, well at least since middleschool, I got the chance to audition or myrightul spot in the house o seven. I arrived earlyto avoid the line, and the wait wasnt that bad.

Once inside, we were given a orm similar to a jobapplication or a paper version o an eHarmonyprofle. It was a race to fnish the orm frst tobe one o the frst 10 or the real interview. Teinterview was a pow-wow round table discussionacilitated by the casting director (she was reallycute by the way). Ater about 10-15 minutes otable talk, all but our o us were dismissed.

We were taken to a back room and made to fll outthe standardized test expansion packet o the earlyorm. Unortunately, thats as ar as I made it.

CHAD HAPPENS: THE NEXT REAL WORLD STAR?

Be ready to be outspoken, fgurativelyand literally.

Be yoursel no matter how weird,because that just might get you on the

show.

It probably helps to be the token blackguyIm just saying Kanye Shrug.

Be ready orrejection no matterhow sure you arethat you will make it.

Flirt with the castingdirector and get theircontact, it cant hurt.

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HOT NOTORwords: SB staff photos: press

Study Breaks staff is here to keep you up to date on what is hot this Fall

FACEBOOK:

Since most of you reading this article are probably on

Facebook multitasking while you read this, there is really

no explanation necessary for why this website is Hot.

MYSPACE:

If youre fifteen, or attend middle school, MySpace is the

place for you. Otherwise, ditch this site and join a more pro-

fessional network where you can meet people your own age.

*The only semi-acceptable

means of using this website is

to search for cool bands.

FAT IN AVOCADOS:

If you feel like indulging in fatty foods

that wont give you a heart attack

try an avocado. They are high in fat -

but monounsaturated fat, the good

kind that actually lowers cholesterol

levels. Even better, take fresh

avocados and make guacamole

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FAT IN CHAD HAPPENS LITTLE LUTHER

In need of a heart attack and some clogged

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donuts, stick a fried chicken breast with

cheese and bacon in between and be

prepared to feel the wrath of

your stomach later.

SNOW CONE MACHINES

Snow Cones offer the guise

of innocent fun and sobriety,

but with the pour of a liquor

bottle they turn into a delicious

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mixed drinks!

MARGARITA MACHINES

Sure, margarita machines serve up

tasty chilled drinks, but they are

heavy, expensive and a person can

easily whip a margarita up without

the aid of technology.

RUBBER WRIST BANDS

A time has finally come to retire these col-

orful wrist bands for every brand or cause

you ever supported. While we still support

great causes like Livestrong, theres a day

when we need to give our arms a little

breather from the insulation of the mul-tiple bands that ate up your arm.

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Why do we still get Junk Mail in our

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can save you five cents on a bag

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through them is too much! Go digital

instead, or just use the coupons al-

ready in the back of this Magazine!

SILLY BANDZ

Long live the days where we embrace

our inner child. These fun-shaped

bracelets may be outdated for current

middle schoolers, but since when did

we care what a middle schooler thinks?

Longhorn fans, you can find a Texasspirit pack for sale at local stores.

MEL G

Deep seeded anger and racially politically

incorrect slurs. There is no wonder hes a

great actor hiding all that inside. Still its

definitely NOT good to be him right now.

ZACH G

This guy is hot right now (Pause).

Hes funny, funny looking, and if he

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The LineupHere are just a ew o the awesome bands slated to perorm.

Randy Rogers Band Band o Heathens Cory Morrow Wade Bowen Kevin Fowler Brandon Rhyder

Music

Te music, un and renzy o Te MusicFest lasts rom 2 pm to 2 am.Tis is plenty o time to soak in the tunes and rock out. Te MusicFesmanages to maintain the estival quality entertainment while keepingan intimate eel, with bands so close you can see their teeth chatterin!

SnowSnow bunnies and bros will be hitting the slopes this January. Dont spend

Winter Break with mom and dad, hal a pack o marshmallows and a dirtfreplace. Hit up the huge mountain and have a down-hill good time.

Hot TubTere is nothing like a hot tub to melt awaythe inhibitions and snow. Luckily, every hotel

has one! You wont want this hot tub to be atime machine because what happens in theub stays in the ub.

FOR MORE INFO: www.themusicfest.com

Escape the bad Texas ice drivers.

Wear that awesome flannel shirt that has

been in your closet all summer.

Search for the Abominable Snowman.

Wear Ugg boots without looking dumb.

Find out what happens when you

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Seriously 60Bands!

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ickets to Te MusicFest sell out within a ew days o beingavailable. o fnd out when they go on sale, sign up to be a partheir newsletter at themusicest.com.42/ SEPTEMBER 2010 / STUDYBREAKS.COM

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Sept. 11th Austin, TX

Sept. 25th Austin, TX

COWBOYS LASSO A LOSS

Texas vs Wyoming

The rst home game of the season should be another easy one. Wyoming nished l

year one game above a winning record in the MWC. Last year Wyoming gave Texas a sc

with a close rst half, but the Horns came back to cruise to a 41 to 10 victory. This ye

Texas should shoot down the Cowboys faster than Wyatt Earp at the OK Corral and no

up a second victory.

Texas: 56 Wyoming: 7

OWLS FAIL TO HOOT

Texas vs Rice

The Owls are hosting UT in the first game of the season. Last year Rice finished w

an abysmal 2-10 record. This year they will start the season off in similar fas hion a

get destroyed by UT. Rice better be thankful for their band, because their footb

team is going down. To add insult to injury, their quarterba cks last name is Fanuz

Texas: 50 Rice: 7

RED RAIDER REDUX

Texas vs Texas Tech

The Leach-less Red Raiders will be looking to start things off on a new foot and noth

would delight their fans more than a second consecutive Texas loss in Lubbock. Tay

Potts and his sweet stache will be bringing offensive repower against UTs stur

secondary. This will be the rst challenge for the horns but they should have the edge

Texas: 36 Texas Tech: 17

BRUINS GET BASHED

Texas vs UCLA

The UCLA Bruins will face Texas for the rst time since the Rose Bowl in 1997. In th

game, the Bruins routed Texas by 63 points. A lot changes in 13 years. UT is a season aw

from the BCS championship and UCLA is struggling to make it in the PAC-10. Sophomo

quarterback, Kevin Prince will be looking to take on UTs defense but this isnt 1997.

Texas: 42 UCLA: 21

words: bill bowman photos: courtesy of UT athlet

GAME BY GAME PREDICTIONS 2010

Sept. 4th Houston, TX

Sept. 18th Lubbock, TX

BIG GAME

Senior WR James Kirkendoll

Head Coach Mack Brown

A New HOPEFootball season is here. Longhorn fans will once again put on the burnt orange a

throw their horns up. Last year the National Championship was within sight but C

McCoys injury made beating Alabama too tough a task and Texas lost 21 to 37.

This year, after a tumultuous summer filled with conference swapping intrig

Garrett Gilbert is stepping up and taking the reins of the Texas offense. Optimis

Longhorns are knocking on wood with their eyes on another BCS shot.

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RAUCOUS RED RIVER

Texas vs Oklahoma

The Red River Rivalry burns its date on the calendar with all the anticipation of birthdays

and anniversaries. The Fair Grounds of Dallas will host the 105 th game. Last year Sam

Bradford went down in the second quarter and UT went on to a razor thin victory. This

year, the characters are different but the game is the same. OU Quarterback Landry Jones

will return to Dallas in hopes of putting the Sooners on top.

Texas: 21 Oklahoma: 17

BEVO BEATS DOWN BO

Texas vs Nebraska

Nebraskas star has been rising in recent years with last years 9-4 record and shutout

of Arizona in the Pacic Life Bowl. The razor thin loss to Texas in the Big 12 championship

will be fresh on Nebraskas mind as Texas travels to corn country. This years matchup

will be different now that Suh is in the pros, but Nebraskas offensive line, defense and

running remain strong. Roy Helu is thei r top offensive player. He ran for over 1,100 yards

last season and was Nebraskas offensive MVP.

This will be a season changing game for both sides. Texas will be coming through a

gauntlet of tough games, including the Red River Rivalry, while Nebraska should be

unscathed, with a possible top ten record and looking ahead to Big 10. The game is

being played in Lincoln and the Huskers will be wild. Nebraska should be unscathed

and with a possible top ten record. This game will be a slobber knocker for the ages.

Texas: 28 Nebraska: 24

Oct. 2nd Dallas, TX

Oct. 16th Lincoln, NE

BIG GAME

CRITICAL MATCHUP

Sophomore QB Garrett Gilbert

Thomas, Gideon, Muckelroy

Defensive Coordinator Will Muschamp

For The HORNS

Keys to VICTORY

The Offensive Line has lost Charlie Tanner, AdamUlatowski and Chris Hall. Protecting Gilbert will be vitalto airing out the ball and the line will need to remainsolid if UT wants to establish a solid running game.

Quarterback Gilbert is obviously the hugefactor for UT this season. His successwill determine the success of the team.

Defense:The Texas defense looks great this year.They return key players who will look to continue topressure opposing quarterbacks and a secondarythat is second to none.

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Oct. 30th Austin, TX

TEXAS TWISTER

Texas vs Iowa State

The Cyclones will be storming their way south to Austin. Last year, Iowa State nished

the middle of the Big 12 with a 7-6 record. Quarterback Austen Arnaud will return for

senior season and look to impress. Last year he had almost as many picks as touchdowso he will need to shape up if Iowa State wants to stand a chance at blowing down t

brick house that is the Texas Longhorns.

Texas: 36 Iowa State: 18

GAME BY GAME PREDICTIONS 201

Junior Safety Blake Gideon

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BAYLOR GOES FOR BUSTTexas vs Baylor

This Halloween Baylor will ring Texass doorbell and ask for candy. In return we will

them in the face with a pillow full of footballs. It will be nothing but ...tricks in store

Baylor. The speedy Robert Grifn III aka RG3 will return from injury and try to live up

his freshman year hype. This will be tough considering UT has pounded the Bears ye

after year.

Texas: 60 Baylor: 14

MACK ATTACKSTexas vs Kansas State

The Wildcats are looking to capitalize on their home eld advantage when they take

Texas. Kansas State is led by senior running back Daniel Thomas. Last year he rush

for over 1,200 yards. He will take on the stacked Texas defense. The defense of Kans

State wasnt too good last year and this year they should be worse. Gilbert should ta

advantage and air it out to victory.

Texas: 48 Kansas State: 18

Nov. 6th Manhattan, K

Garrett Gilbert came to the spotlight last year in the heart

breaking National Championship game. He fell short of

bringing the Longhorns to victory but he showcased his

skills and poise. Gilberts football background reads like

football Bible. In his senior year of high school he won

the state championship, set the state record for passing

yards and was named offensive player of the year by USA

Today. His lineage also bodes well for talent. His father Gale

Gilbert played eight seasons in the NFL.

This year expectations are high that Gilbert can keep the

Longhorns at the top. During the Spring Game, Gilbert

further bolstered the confidence of fans by showing

his arm strength and football IQ. If Gilbert can play solid

and make smart decisions, the Horns have a shot and a

second Big 12 Championship and maybe even a glimpse at

BCS Bowl glory.

KEY PLAYER

Garrett Gilbert 6 4 207 lbs Sophomore


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Sophomore RB Tre Newton Senior DE Sam Acho

A stingy Texas defens

looks to the experienc

of Blake Gideo

HUNTER HUNTS FOR YARDS

Texas vs Oklahoma State

Oklahoma State had one of their best seasons ever last year, nishing in the top 25 with

a respectable 9-4 record. Quarterback Zac Robinson and running back Keith Toston are

gone, but they return some key starters on the offense and defense. Running back KendallHunter rushed for 1,555 yards two seasons ago and he will be looking to make a statement

in his senior season.

Texas: 27 Oklahoma State: 14

FLORIDA FALLS

Texas vs Florida Atlantic

Florida Atlantic will be traveling to Austin close to the close of the season. Last year they

nished in the middle of the Sun Belt with a 5-7 record. The last meeting between these

two teams was two seasons ago when UT handed the Owls a 42-point beat-down. This

seasons game will be more of the same.

Texas: 55 Florida Atlantic: 13

BEVO BESTS AGGIETexas vs Texas A&M

Thanksgiving Day means turkey, family and football. Last season A&M pushed Texas to the

limit in a thrilling game. This year will be another hard fought battle. A&M quarterback

Jerrod Johnson is returning and he will be looking to build on his stellar performance in his

senior year. When the Aggies come to town, anything is possible.

Texas: 27 Texas A&M: 14 BIG GAME

You heard it here ladies and gentleman. Texas will go undefeated and Mack Brown

and crew will have a shot at another the National Championship. Do you agree or

disagree with my picks? E-mail me at [email protected] and let me know!


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THE ULTIMATE

Tent

TV

Tables

Chairs

Grill

Power Source

Propane or Charcoal & Lighter Fluid

Cooking Utensils & Can Opener

Matches or Lighter

Trash Bag

Handy Wipes & Towels

Ice Chest or Cooler

Beer. Lots of beer!

Tailgating Check-list

Texas LonghornsStainless Steel Team Flask

$29.95 elonghorn.com

TAILGATE TOYS

Texas Longhorns8-Pack Plastic Cups$4.95 elonghorn.com

BUDLIGHT BURGERS

Direction

1. Heat gas or charcoal grill. In medium bo

mix all ingredients except buns, ketchuand pickles. Shape mixture into 6 pattieabout 3/4 inch thick.

2. Place patties on grill rack over mediumheat. Cover grill; cook 10 to 15 minutes,turning once. Add buns, for the last 4minutes of grilling or until toasted.

3. Top burgers with ketchup and pickleplanks; serve on buns.

Ingredients

1 1/2 lb lean (at least 80%) ground beef

1 small onion, nely chopped (1/4 cup)1/4 Cup Budlight1 TB Worcestershire sauce1 teaspoon salt1/4 tsp pepper2 cloves garlic, nely chopped6 wheat hamburger buns, splitKetchup, if desiredPickle planks, if desired

Magnetic CooziesAttach your beverage to the side

of your vehicle! Or get creative

with any metal surface4 Pack $19.95

americantailgater.com

Motorized Cooler ScooterWhy walk when you can ride?!

$399 americantailgater.com

$24.95 mytailgate.com

The NICE Rack Beer Pong - Ice RackSimply ll with water and freeze

GET SOME FACE TIME

UCLA @ UT, Sept. 25th

Come out to the Ultimate Tailgate before the UCLA game.

Where chicka-d will be dishing out tailgate fashion Dos

and Donts while enjoying the gameday spirit. Gameday

Rivals lm crew will also stop by the tailgate to witness

a competition of Olympic proportions.

Visit studybreaks.com for details

BUD LIGHT ULTIMATE TAILGATER

Fridays @ 11pm on Fox Sports Southwest facebook.com/GamedayRivalsThe Emmy Award Winning FOX show, Gameday Rivals:

Search for the Ultimate Tailgater (sponsored by Bud Light) will be following chicka-d all season long.

Gameday Rivals will lm a new show each week with chicka-d as they travel to Big 12 college football stadiums across

the Southwest Region documenting tailgaters, their unique rituals and their gameday fashion choices. The show kicks

off its 3rd season in September, 2010 on Fox Sports Southwest and runs through the entire football season.


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TAILGATEAt chicka-d, we have made the fusion of fashion and utility the foundation of our creative process.

Our line is composed entirely of original and unique designs that follow the latest clothing trends.

The styles are created to flatter womens bodies while maintaining comfort and wearability. Our

clothes offer a fashion-forward alternative for not only game day attire but for everyday life as well.

BRINGSTYLETOYOURNEXT

TAILGATE

The Style, The Grub, The Fun!

Halter tops are very flattering. They

fuse a sexy neckline with a forgiving mid-drift

cut. This look is great with jeans, shorts and

skirts, so it is very versatile.

Rompers and jumpsuits create a look

that is sophisticated, unfussy and perfectly pulled

together in one fell swoop. Theyre also incredibly

versatile, outtting every body type.

Dresses are effortless and super hot this

season! They are a quick and easy way to show spirit

without throwing around everything in your closet.

Try pairing them with a cute pair of cowboy boots.

CLOTHES FOR THE GAME CLOTHES FOR SPIRIT

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T

o get a little more insight on

the upcoming exas season, we fgured it would be smartto consult the guys who ana-lyze the Horns or a livingand have the experience. RodBabers o 1300 Te Zone satdown and talked some ootball.Rod played or both exasand in the NFL. Currently hehosts Sports Buffet at 1300 TeZone everyday.

How do you think GarrettGilbert will fare this season?

Te kids legit. Some peopledont like this comparison.Chris Sims. Big, tall, blondebomber. Te guy had a gun.Garrett has all the same physi-cal tools but Garrett is moreathletic. He can run. Peoplethink he is some statue. Te de-ense might drop back and Gil-bert will take off. Hes antastic,he is going to do great.

At what position does

UT need to shore up to win?My question marks are with thereceivers who are unproven. Itsgoing to be hard to replace Jor-dan Shipley. Malcolm Williamshas amazing physical tools, buthe hasnt proven it yet. You seethe glimpses, but he hasnt put itall together.

Who will be the breakoutplayer for UT this year?Marquis Goodwin. He is soexplosive. alk about explo-

sion? Tis guys got it. No oneis going to be able to cover himone on one. Quarterbacks liketo grow up with guys. Marquisand Garrett will grow togetherlike Colt and Jordan.

Does UT have a realistic shotat getting to a BCS Bowl game?I believe they do. First o all,because o the way the Big 12

is set up. We beat Oklahoma

and we write our own ticket. Ithink we have a chance everyyear. Mack Brown is bringing intop fve recruiting classes every

year. He is re-loading so, I dontsee any all-off necessarily; theguys just have to mature intotheir roles.

What teams other thanAlabama does Texasneed to lookout for?

You got to look out or Florida.Garrett Gilbert was the Gato-

rade Player o the year, so wastheir quarterback John Brantley.Some people are talking aboutOhio State having a good year,saying it is errell Pryors break-out year.

What do you thinkof the Big 12 at ten teams?I think that was a terrible mis-take. Teyre saying they dont

want to expand, they wan

to stay at ten. We are tak-ing a backwards step. Now

we are going to ten. Everyoneelse has expanded. Te Big 12title game has always kept usrelevant in the BCS picture.Now, i we play our last gameon Tanksgiving, everyone willorget about us. Every majorconerence will have a cham-pionship game and we will justbe sitting around and we willlose points in the BCS because

it is a what have you done orme lately system.

INSIGHT From The Pros

words + photos: bill bowman & cameron harley

2002

LIFETIME LONGHORN ROD BABERS TALKS FOOTBALL

To check out more of the

interview, visit studybreaks.com

Listen to Rod on the Sports Buffet

on AM1300 weekdays 4-7pm

Rod Babers and SB editor Bill Bowman

I think we have a chance everyyear. Mack Brown is bringing in topfive recruiting classes every year.



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with bad knees, a baby on the wayand so consumed by corporateAmerica that the term vacation willbe lost to you.

College is Too Short

to Take the Same Trip Twice!Tis is COLLEGE! Its about playingEdward 40 hands snowboardingdown a mountain or the hell o it.Ultimate memories (or lack there o)

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Sharing a keg with the Ying Yang Twins and Three 6 Mafia:

The owner of Study Breaks once did a keg stand next to Coolio. Who does that?!

Rock stars like to party, might as well party with them!

Censored Photo Albums:

I can personally guarantee that you will have to censor the vast majority of

your Facebook albums from this trip. Unless, of course, your parents are total

ballers and you want to get a job with Study Breaks or Lifestylez! That commercial

investment rm may not approve of you grinding on a large snowman .

Hyper Extended Adrenaline:Best way to cure a hangover: double black diamond at 8:00am. DO IT.

Scrabble:

Leave the board games at home. There will be no cuddling by the re,

sipping hot chocolate or any lameness of the sort.

Aunt Mildreds Virgin Eggnog and Retelling of the Good Ole Days:

Everything about being home for the holidays is depressing

and sad. Youll have plenty of family years once yourmarried with kids. Savor your youth and freedom!

What You Did Last Year:

If you want to go to Breckenridge every year and ski down

the same mountain you always have you are the person

described in the beginning of this article, and you need

to man up and start living. Enough said.

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THE BEST FOOD WHEN

ALCOHOL KICKS YOUR ASS

compiled by: jennifer yu

I should have taken myown advice on my recent

21st Birthday!HANGOVERFOOD FIX

Weve all been there. Youre rollingaround in bed at about 1 p.m. after anight of foolishly downing a Jager bombafter every other Dos Equis. Your headfeels about a hundred times heavier,

and you cant help but think, FML.Hangovers are no strangers to us, butluckily, Study Breaks has you coveredon the perfect pre-hangover andhangover foods to alleviate the pain.

PRE-HANGOVER HANGOVER:

PHO

A staple Vietnamese dish but even

more necessary once the head starts

pounding and the stomach is growling.

In the broth, brisket, beef meatballs, andtendon is mixed with rice noodles and

garnished with cilantro, lime, mint, and

other vegetables. If youve never tried

pho, I dare you to. Youll thank me later.

Chinese food

If you cant nd yourself to get out of

the house because the sunlight would

only make matters worse, hopefully

youll have some leftover Chinese food

from the night before. You can enjoy

this quick x meal as you curl up in bed

throbbing in misery.

Greasy burrito

Go for the greasy burrito if you

need something to really ll up

your stomach. Instead of Chipotle or

Freebirds, hit up the nearest burrito

and taco stand. Despite the fact that

grease and fat is clearly bad for you,

the unfortunate predicament youre in

calls for an intake of meaty, seasoned,

fatty fajita beef.

McDonalds

For the unadventurous and lazy,

McDonalds is the convenient stop

for overwhelming calories and high

sodium intake necessary to help

any hangover. Chicken nuggets, one

McDouble, large order of fries, and a

Coke does the trick for me.

Jack In The Box

Tacos and Curly Fries

The perfect combination of processed meat and

seasoned fries satises any craving after hitting

up downtown.

Pancakes and

hash browns

Whether at your local Dennys, IHOP, or 24 hour

diner, pancakes and hash browns have the

carbohydrate x youre looking for.

Ramen

Every college students savior a multi-purpose

food for breakfast, lunch, dinner, AND pre-

hangover. Buy the spicy kind (Shin Ramen is my

favorite) for that extra kick in the mouth.

Taco Cabana

Fajita Cabana Bowl

Happiness in a bowl artery clogging fajita

meat amongst guacamole, sour cream, and

cheese denitely helps post-drinking munchies.

Kebabalicious

One of the best food stands to hit after a night

out on 6th but dont loiter around the bars too

long after closing time because the line gets

long if you dont go straight there at 2 a.m.! I

recommend the beef/lamb kebab, mildly spicy,with extra tzatziki sauce.

Best Wurst

This is an Austin classic and no true experience

on 6th is ever complete without getting mustard

all over your drunken face from the monstrosity

of your bratwurst meat, bun, and toppings.



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words: kamravov harlynski + vasilli bogdanov photos: snezhana witte

WITHHOST

CAMRAVOV HARLYNSKI

VodkaTaste-OffIn Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks You, but in Texas, Soviet Russiansdrink massive amounts o Vodka. Study Breaks ound a group o

rowdy Russians ( ) and put their livers and tonguesto the test in the Soviet Vodka Taste-Off. We picked our vodkas,one representing Texas, one the US, two Mother Russia and letthese thirsty Commies decide.

THEJUDGES

VASYAPUPKI

VLADIMIR RIMIDALV

IVAN DRAGO

NASTIAPUKINLUKIN

We

drink Vodka

and make

happy.

SOVIET

Aside from downing vodka with your

comrades, what are your hobbies?

I like to make a castle sands,candle smellings, and prettylady fgures.

What was it like growing up in Russia?

Mother treated me withbelt times and starter jacketsweared. Father worked steelmills while came home withnew lady and vodka smells.

When did you take your

rst drink of vodka?

I takes frst vodka drinkswhen I make frst pubertybeards. Father pouredshots, while he make meprove new hairs to sisters.

What is your favorite thing

about communism?

Its effectiveness!



Sip rom warm vodkatrough, love ootballrom America, not kick ballon ground goal game.

What was it like growing up in Russia?Growing up in Russia islike spooning with a biggerladies, completely satisy-ing and embarrassing at the

same time.


rst drink of vodka?

I did not participate in vodkaswallows until three years.


about communism?

Communism =Opportunities



Watch John Wayne movie andsmoking cig during sun times,During dark times, travel tokaraoke sing drink bar withcomrades.


It was best in whole world orwomans. Womans was strong, taland crazy hairy. We spy on them

like American Porkys movie.


rst drink of vodka?

In Russia, when baby wires cutrom mommy, you are pouredvodka in mouth.

What is your favorite thing ab out communis

Everyone drinks and some woMost no work, but we all masame Moneys!



Boxing and eating babies


Shitty, its cold and poor.


rst drink of vodka?

Russian women have vodka intheir breastmilk.


about communism?

Babies are cheap and expendable

Stalin's a

must


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THE VODKA HOW DOES THAT POTATOWATER SMELL?HOW DOES IT TASTE?

ARE YOU FEELINGTHE BURN?

WOULD YOURECOMMEND THIS VODKATO A FELLOW COMRADE?

SCORES TOTALS

Nastia: 2

Ivan:

4Vladimir:7

Vasya: 5

Nastia: 3.5

Ivan: 2.5

Vladimir:5

Vasya: 4.5

Nastia: 7

Ivan: 8

Vladimir:5Vasya: 4

Nastia: 6

Ivan: 6.5

Vladimir:6

Vasya: 2

4.5

3.9

6.0

5.1

WINNER!

Check out

StudyBreaks.com

for behind the scenes video

of this challenge

Only for rst

time drinkers,

ages 5 to 10

STOLICHNAYA $26.74

SMIRNOFF $18.89

TITOS $18.86

MCCORMICK $12.64

Smells like

chop liver pie

Burns my

nose beards

slightly less

Not above

average

Smooth like mywifes beard afterhead and shoul-ders shower

Tastes like

a magnum

marker

Like fertilizer

If he want be

drunk yes

Mustache

stamp of

approval

My penis hairs

just growed

American

Everclear

This is rub-

bing alcoholright?

Smooth with an

extra bite, likemy donkey

Remindsme of timeI cyphonedgasoline

Like my 16 year

old girlfriend

I would feed to

my sister Boris,

or donkey

Throw at

a Cuban

Recommend

to my many

step sons

Smells like a

moist pony

Smells just

as terrible as

the others

Burns my

grundle hairs

Tastes like impurewater, or justMoscow water

I bet thiswould curemy wifesmeasles

Tastes like un-

cooked squir-

rel, not bad

Hand this one tothe kids trying tosteal vodka fromtheir parents

I would pourthis one out formy comrades

Pour this onefor the com-mies in thehizzouse

STUDY BREAKS WANTS YOU!

IF YOU WANT TO TAKE PART IN SBS

NEXT SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, STAY

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The sauce that

falls from my

arm pit

Like Vladi-mirs sisters

vagina

Like my sis-

ters vaginaLike diesel

like tongue

kiss from

grandma

Vodka dippedrag shoved in

my throat.

For every

college girl

in America

Yes for good

sexy time

To help people

with gingivitis

get rid of

canker sores

Titos Vodka was top o the hill. Uponfnding out, the comrades became enragedand commenced to throw MolotovCocktails at Comrade Camravov.


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MarcusCox

DOES IT LIVE UPTO THE HYPE?words: bill bowman photos: press

Arguably the most popular workout trend nowadays is

P90X. Infomercials tout its ability to get a ripped body.

Study Breaks was curious if it worked, so we did a little

research and asked Marcus Cox, a UT senior who has had

experience with the program, if it lives up to the hype.

Marcus says that P90X mixes several styles and techniques to

keep your body guessing. He did a three-month regimen

of the seven-day a week program, along with eating right. In

the end, he saw great results and got the six-pack he wanted.

Effort

Its not a 30 minutes three days a week

workout. It requires you to put in

over an hour a day seven days a week.

This is a downside for a lot of people

with busy schedules.

Flexibility

The good thing is that you can do it at

home or at your office or at the park,

whenever you want. All you really need

is an open space, pull up bar, resistance

band, and dumb-bells.

Cost

Dumb-bells can get very expensive.

When you start seeing results and get

stronger, you will need to buy heavier

weights. Just a pair of 30lb bells can

cost you $60. The videos themselves

are expensive.

Does it Really Work?

It works! But its not for the faint of heart

and it isnt easy. It will bust your balls, you

will sweat, you will hurt, but it makes you

come back for more. The guy who leads the

videos, Tony, is crazy and he will push you.

RESULTS

Based on what Marcus says and other

testimonials and research, it is safe to say

that P90X will get you in killer shape if

you have the motivation and drive to

follow the program.


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FROM A GRADUATING SENIOR LOUIS MARTINEZ

BELIEVE IN SOMETHINGDo I mean God? Not really. Ive met alot o people in my time here on campus,and theres one common thread betweenall o the ones I call my true riends they are all real people, and I know itsbecause they have strong convictionsabout something, and they arent araidto let you know it. One guy will neverskip a class (studies show this is a betterindicator o your uture salary than yourGPA), another guy will never miss aparty (unless he knows hes just goingto be thinking about studying the wholetime hes out), while yet another willalways walk right up to the person he

doesnt know and shake their hand.

MEET PEOPLENobody knows who the hell you are. Who

you are today is not who you are tomorrow.

rust me, youll change plenty in ouryears, hopeully or the better. Teres noreason you shouldnt meet somebody newevery single day as a reshman. rust me,everybody is just as lost as you are in thoseintro classes, dont be araid to talk to thathot person next to you.

DONT WORK IF YOU DONT HAVE TOI your parents saved up money andhave your back, make it count. But dontsquander a beautiul thing. Going out to eat

WORDS OF

FOR FRESHMENWISDOM

I still remember my first day as a freshman,

more excited than a five year old on the

night before Christmas. I also remember

not knowing a goddamned thing about the

city, or how the hell things would work out.

Three long years later, and here I am a

senior who has seen enough to know that

Ive done things as close to right as I could

have hoped. So all I want is to share a few

words of wisdom with you, Mr. and Ms.Incoming Freshman.

somewhere nice everyday does not equateto a great college experience. And let meclariy, work does not equal internships.Get your ass up over the summer and getthe experience that will set you apart when

youre looking or a job your senior year.

FIND A NEW IDENTITY

I you get busted, dont blame it onme. Blame it on the bouncers, getti

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