Skittles Brand Book

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AN IN S PIRATIO N A L S K IT TL E S B RA ND B O O K

D E D I C AT E D T O

TH E M I G HTY MINKT E N A C I O U S , U N WAV E R I N G , Y E T E X T R E M E LY S U P P L E

I think Skittles are delicious. But what do I know? Plato

Welcome to page 16! And page 17!

I smell cheese. No, you dont.

PAG E PLASTIC CUP

The words and images on these two pages were printed with a special ink that is only legible to sea urchins. If you are not a sea urchin, sorry. You wouldnt have gotten the joke anyway.

THE AVERAGE SKITTLES CONSUMER : (OR ASC)

THIS IS THE AVERAGE SKITTLES CONSUMER : (ASC)

Is 12-17 years of age Owns an exotic pet, such as an iguana Loves playing sports like basketball Wishes he/she could fly Dreams of someday being a rock star, astronaut or possibly some kind of knight Fears long-limbed animals, such as giraffes Likes listening to music Enjoys skateboarding and rollerblading in his/her free time Wears large hats and other popular clothing Is very school-spirited

THE AVERAGE SKITTLES CONSUMER : (OR ASC)

THIS IS THE AVERAGE SKITTLES CONSUMER : (ASC)

Is 12-17 years of age Owns an exotic pet, such as an iguana Loves playing sports like basketball Wishes he/she could fly Dreams of someday being a rock star, astronaut or possibly some kind of knight Fears long-limbed animals, such as giraffes Likes listening to music Enjoys skateboarding and rollerblading in his/her free time Wears large hats and other popular clothing Is very school-spirited

Unless youre one of those start-at-the-end-of-the-book people. In that case, enjoy.