Reuben and Rachel—ParodiesReuben, Reuben, I’ve been thinkingWhat the heck have you been drinking?Looks like water, tastes like wineOh, my gosh, it's turpentine

I've got a dog; his name is RoverHe's a very clever pupHe will stand upon his hind legsIf you hold his front legs up

Reuben, Reuben, I've been thinkingWhat a silly world this would beIf the monkeys lived in housesAnd we swung from tree to tree

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Reuben, Reuben, I've been thinkingWhat a funny world this would beIf jet planes lived in apartmentsAnd we flew across the sea.

There's no need to light a night lightOn a light night like tonight --For a night light's light is slight lightWhen the moonlight's white and bright