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A whistling girl and a crowing hen always come to some bad endEsther Gregg Sloan, May 2004------------------------------------------------------------------------------Never give the devil a ride, he will always want to drive

Johnan Leussink, November 2003-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If God leads you to it, he will lead you through it.Johnnie Mulcahy, September, 2003-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I refuse to tip toe cautiously thru life only to arrive safely at deaths door.Mick Lindley, August 2003--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


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---------Cry when you need to, laugh when you can. Eitherway the sun comes up tomorrow on a new day.Mick Lindley, May 2003-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------That in which is striking and beautiful, is not always beautiful,but that which is good is always beautiful.Vickie Campbell, Sept. 2002-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I don't try to explain to people why I ride a Motorcycle. For thosewho have experienced the joy no explanation is necessary. Forthose who haven't, no explanation is possible.Unknown July, 2002-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------It is better to be a little lonely than to be a whole lot miserable.Goldie Wright, April 2002-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Come home early, nothing good ever happens after midnight.Mick Lindley, Feb. 2002--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

---------When you say "I can't", you actually mean "I don't want to".Guru Smaran, January 2002-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Never own ANYTHING you aren't willing to drill a hole in.Mick Lindley, January 2002-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Early to bed and early to rise makes a man wealthy and wise.Submitted by Derrick Dillon, January 2002-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The press will shape your opinion if you don't keep yourself informed.Mick Lindley, Nov. 2001-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------When I take action I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 emptytent and hit a camel in the butt.George W. Bush Sept. 2001-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Any nation who disarms its people can expect them to be persecuted.Mick Lindley September 2001-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

God doesn't necessarily call the qualified, he qualifies the called.Mick Lindley Feb. 2001-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Never give up a true friend, they will stay till the end.Chris * Nov, 2000-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Man never went to the moon. It was all staged in a studio.Bertha Shewbart Knight 1969


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-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,The good fortune to run into the ones I do,And the eyesight to tell the difference.Jeannie Alexander-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appearbright until you hear them speak.Unknown, Submitted by Ethelene Lindley-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Your enemies can hurt you, but only your fear defeats you!Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Only those who risk going too far will ever know how far they can go.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldomknown until it is lost.

Charles Caleb Colton-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Only those who attempt the absurd will acheive the impossible.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------From a redneck: Ever day za gamble, I figger if I wake up in the morning I'mahead.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Anyone who has'nt got a little bit of a temper is not worth killing.

Nellie Whorton-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The problem with management is that they can't see the people thru the ties.David H. Mazzetti-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------We sometimes feel that what we do is just a drop in the ocean,but the ocean would be less because of that missing drop.Mother Teresa-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Kindness costs nothing, but pays big dividends.

Albert Gallups-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Letting the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than putting it back in.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The hardest part of raising your child is the same asteaching them to ride a bike. It's letting them go.Richard Altork


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-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.Vince Lombard-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------There's two theories about arguing with a woman, neither one works.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.T.H. Huxley-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've beenbombing over the years been complaining?George Wallace-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Things are not always what they seem, A stopped clock is right twice a day!M. Lindley, June 1999-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------There are three kinds of men. The one who learns by reading. There's a few who

learn by observation. The rest have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Before you were born your parents were not as boring as they are now. Theygot that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes, and listening to youtalk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from theparasites of your parents generation try cleaning the closet in your room.Charles Sykes-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If something sounds too good to be true it is probably false.Unknown

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------It is poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish.Mother Teresa, Feb 1997-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A person who has never made a mistake has never done anything.M. Lindley, Oct 1995-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Think about it, we learn most of what we know from mistakes, if we get burned,cut, bruised, scraped, or a knot put on our head we don't do it that way again.M. Lindley, June 1993

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Good judgment comes from experience, unfortunately experienceusually comes from bad judgment.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Any country that accepts abortion, is not teaching its people to love,but to use any violence to get what it wants.Mother Teresa, Feb 1997


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-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hug a teacher today, if it wasn't for them you would not be reading this.M. Lindley, June 1999-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Never ASSUME anything, it makes an ASS of U and MEUnknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Just wondering...Readers Digest-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Why do you suppose the Kamikaze pilots wore helmets?Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Downfall usually comes from within.Edwienna Shipman, July 1999

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------It is very troubling to me that doctors have a "practice".M. Lindley, June 1999-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Be nice to nerds. You will probably work for one someday.Charles Sykes-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"640 K of memory should be enough memory for anyone".Bill Gates 1980--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

---------Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.Simeon Strunsky-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------No one has to know what you paid for it.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.Publilius Syrus-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Never say never!Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You are what you eat.Edwienna Shipman, July, 1999-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"Computers of the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons"Popular Mechanics 1949


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-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I feel the greatest destroyer of peace today is abortion.Mother Teresa, Feb 1997-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------There is nothing new...about old sayings.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Humans control planet Earth now, but in time it will get back to normal.David Mazzetti-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If nothing is impossible, then how do you dribble a football.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy.Edwienna Shipman, July 1999

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If guns kill people, then it must be said that pencils misspell words.Mick Lindley, July 1999-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"I think there will be a world market for about five computers".Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM 1943-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"But what is the microchip going to be good for?"An engineer in 1968--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

---------Be careful what you wish for, it may come true.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------All churches have a problem, they have people (sinners) in them, butthe presence of God outweighs the problem.M. Lindley, June 1999-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Where there's a will there's a way.Unknown--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

---------Why? Just because I said so.Mom-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The old classic, two wrongs do not make a right.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Having a warped sense of humor I thought this was kinda funny. On July 2


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the day before I left on a trip to my daughters home the news media madethe following statement: "38 million people are expected to travel this holidayweekend, it is believed the majority will be in CARS, SUV's, and RV's." Maybeit was a SLOW NEWS DAY. I would never have figured this out on my own.It's now Tuesday after the 4th and I'm here to tell you they were right on.M. Lindley, July 1999-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If you can't say something good about someone, then say nothing.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for alifetime.Unknown 1999-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Don't count your chickens before they hatch.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------What goes around comes around.Unknown--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

---------If you love someone let them go, if they come back they'reyours forever, if they don't they never were.Unknown submitted by, Edwienna Shipman, July 1999-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------When guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Accomplishing the impossible means only that the bosswill add it to your regular duties.Doug Larson

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"People who think they know everything are a greatannoyance to those of us who do."Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"Thanks to the interstate hiway system it is now possibleto travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.

Charles Kuralt-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other"Ann Landers-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A bank is a place that will lend you money ifyou can prove that you don't need it.Bob Hope


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-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.Abraham Lincoln-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A friend is someone who knows all about you but likes you anyway.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Real friends give their best and the best comes back to them.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------It's best to remain silent and thought a fool, than toopen mouth and remove all doubt.Charlie Brown, July 1999-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------In America anyone can become president. It's just one of the risks you take.Adlai Stavenson-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------When justice is done it brings joy to the righteous and terror to evildoers.

Proverbs 21:15-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just,and that his justice cannot sleep forever.Thomas Jefferson-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I remain just one thing, and one thing only - and that is a clown,for it places me on a far higher plane than a politician.Charlie Chaplin-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to pleaseeveryone.Bill Cosby-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Well done is better than well said.Ben Franklin-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If you see someone without a smile, give him or her one of yours.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A friend is one who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Give your husband an inch and he'll think he's a ruler.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------We can do no great things, only small things with great love.Mother Teresa


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\-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Our lives are like quilts, bits and pieces, joy and sorrow, stitched with love.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a whileleaving footprints in our heart, and we are changed forever.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A wise man talks when he has something to say, a fool talks just to be talking.Tom Shelby, July 1999-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Where there's a will, there's away! And where there's a will there's relatives.Sal Spat-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.Submitted by Ethelene Lindley-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------You get no knowledge from the second kick of the mule.

Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built theArk and professionals built the Titanic.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------People gladly fight for their religion, but reluctantly follow it's rules.Unknown Submitted by Nadir Behrem-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Red and yellow black and white they precious in his sight,

Jesus loves the little children of the world.From, Jesus Loves Me-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------When you get to heaven you'll be surprised who is there,and surprised at who is not there.Unknown, Submitted by Mick Lindley-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Whatever we allow in moderation our children accept in excess.Unknown-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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