New year resolutions

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<ul><li><p>Dear Mr.Willpower,</p><p>Here am I. It's a new year and I need your </p><p>help.Oh 2010 has been such a let down. </p><p>I messed it up big time. This time</p><p>I somehow want to make it.</p><p>A new leaf I want, gosh!!!!! </p><p>I messed up the old one. </p><p>I know this is odd, but I just cant </p><p>go anywhere else. Can keep making</p><p>an ass of myself every year .</p><p>Please this time Iam serious.</p><p>Need your help</p><p>Sincerely</p><p>Poor me</p><p>24th dec 2010</p><p>Mr. Will PowersPREFRONTAL CORTEX</p><p>(just behind the forehead)</p><p>MY HEAD</p><p>0 0 0 0 0 0</p></li><li><p>Poor you, </p><p>Thanks so much for remembering me. I missed</p><p>you a lot over 2010.</p><p>I wonder if you know I have not extended</p><p>my operations over the past 1 year (simply</p><p>because of poor demand)</p><p>Besides Iam already busy with a whole lot of</p><p>other projects a few of them being</p><p>1.keeping focused,</p><p>2.handling short-term memory and</p><p>3.solving abstract problems</p><p>However I would like to assist you to the best</p><p>of my ability provided you collaborate with</p><p>me closed</p><p>Need your help</p><p>Sincerely</p><p>Will Powers</p><p>26th Dec 2010</p><p>Poor You</p><p>Going Bonkers Highway</p><p>Loser Lane</p><p>Nut House</p></li><li><p>Why new year resolutions?</p><p>Dear Mr.Willpower,</p><p>Further to your letter dated 26th Dec</p><p>Iam depressed :(</p><p>Can you help me fix this problem </p><p>I just cant do it on my own. </p><p>Sincerely</p><p>Poor me</p><p>26th dec 2010</p><p>Mr. Will PowersPREFRONTAL CORTEX</p><p>(just behind the forehead)</p><p>MY HEAD</p><p>0 0 0 0 0 0</p></li><li><p>Poor you, </p><p>Your letter dated 26th Dec.</p><p>Iam here to serve you. But please realize</p><p>that Iam like a front office for you. You </p><p>have overloaded me with lot of work and as </p><p>long as you continue to do that I will not be</p><p>able to help you.</p><p>The back office, the cognitive staff, don't</p><p>seem work at all. You have just let them</p><p>go free. Only if you give some responsibilities</p><p>to them can I be free to help you out. Pls</p><p>remember I have been taking the cognitive </p><p>load too. A tired brain, preoccupied with </p><p>its problems, will struggle to stand up and</p><p>resist. Eventually I will grow old and you</p><p>will loose your mind completely.</p><p>PLEASE TAKE IMMEDIATE ACTION </p><p>Sincerely</p><p>Will Powers</p><p>27th Dec 2010</p><p>Poor You</p><p>Going Bonkers Highway</p><p>Loser Lane</p><p>Nut House</p></li><li><p>Why new year resolutions?</p><p>Dear Mr.Willpower,</p><p>THANK YOU FOR YOUR WARNING. </p><p>DOES THIS MEAN THAT THERE IS NO OTHER WAY?</p><p>SERIOUSLY I NEED SOMETHING PRONTO.</p><p>Your solutions is a long term one, I need</p><p>something now. NOW. UNDERSTAND. ITS URGENT</p><p>WE ARE JUST 4 DAYS AWAY FROM 2011</p><p>Sincerely</p><p>Poor me</p><p>26th dec 2010</p><p>Mr. Will PowersPREFRONTAL CORTEX</p><p>(just behind the forehead)</p><p>MY HEAD</p><p>0 0 0 0 0 0</p></li><li><p>POOR YOU WAITED AND WAITED FOR A REPLY FROM MR WILL POWER.....</p></li><li><p>DOES THAT MEAN END OF STORY? CERTAINLY NOT</p></li><li><p>There is a solution for taking up challenges</p><p>Its surely not easy but not impossible either</p><p>It adequately challenging and thrilling.</p><p>Mail me at benedictg+2011@gmail.com </p><p>There is a solution for taking up challenges</p><p>Its surely not easy but not impossible either</p><p>It adequately challenging and thrilling.</p><p>Mail me at benedictg+2011@gmail.com </p><p>Page 1Page 2Page 3Page 4Page 5Page 6Page 7Page 8</p></li></ul>