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An Urban Dictionary with a lot of crazy words.
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Dictionary By: Johnny Turquie
A: Autobot: A free, automated tool that checks your POP mail server for new mail,
downloads the waiting e-‐mail, sets your system clock, and executes
timed Telnet sessions.
Asap: As soon as possible An acronym used primarily in texting, online chat, instant
messaging, e-‐mail, blogs, and newsgroup postings, it is also considered a form
of online jargon or text message shorthand.
AMF: Adios Mother F***er
My Words:
ATT: All The Time.
AARW: Americans are really weird. Looking what American teenagers do and laugh
about them with no control.
B: BRB: Be Right Back
BHIMBGO: Bloody Hell, I must be getting old.
BITD: Back in the days.
My Words:
BDH: Busy Doing Homework.
BMAD: Buy Me A Drink. When you tell your friend to buy you something to drink
instead of spending your money.
C: CAAC: Cool as a cucumber.
COBRAS: Come on by right after school.
CRAP: Cheap Redundant Assorted Products. It's a play on words to describe an
inferior product that sells more than a high-‐quality product because the latter costs
a little bit more or because the public doesn't know better than to buy the cheap
version. The inferior product is referred to as "CRAP."
My Words:
CTP: Check this picture.
CMIYC: Catch me if you can.
D: Dorito Syndrome: Feelings of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive
substances that lack nutritional content. "I just spent six hours surfing the Web, and
now I've got a bad case of Dorito Syndrome."
Designosaurs: A species, nearing extinction, of designers who refuse to use
computers.
DILLIGAD: Do I Look Like I Give A Damn.
My Words:
Doable: When you think you can do something.
DEWMMH: Doing english works makes me happy. The excitement of doing Carolyn
Black’s tasks.
E: E-‐Lottery: A Web site that gives away money for using the site. It works like this:
Each time a surfer goes to an "e-‐lottery" site to look up sports scores, for example,
he or she earns points toward an entry into a sweepstakes giveaway.
Elvis Year: The peak year of something's popularity. "Barney the dinosaur's Elvis
year was 1993."
EMFJI: Excuse me for jumping In.
My Words:
EAPG: Earning a perfect grade. To work perfect in each class to achieve a 10.
ECIA: English Class Is Amazing: English class in Atid School is always the best.
F: FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions. A list of questions and answers related to a Web
site, newsgroup, software, or any kind of product or service. Because these are
"frequently asked" questions, most users can find the information they need on a
FAQ So, before you send an e-‐mail to customer service, check the FAQ on the Web
site. FAQs keep newsgroup discussions from being overrun by newbie questions.
FOMCL: Falling off my chair laughing.
FTFOI: For the fun of it.
My Words:
Falsification: To justify your absences with fake or false justifications.
Freeberty: The feeling of being free and having all the liberty you want.
G:
Geeking Out: A phrase that describes the act of using technology in a fun but
excessive manner. For example, if you're at home with your boyfriend watching the
X-‐Files, and you both have your laptops booted up so you can do stuff during the
commercials, you are said to be "geeking out."
Gladvertising: Interactive, knowledgeable advertising that can detect your mood
and display an advertisement based on personal data it detects from your smart
phone and social networking profiles. It also refers to outdoor advertising that uses
cameras and facial-‐recognition software to read a consumer's mood, and then
pushes products relevant to the target's emotional state. The term was coined by
the U.K.'s Centre for Future Studies.
GTGB: Got to go, bye.
My Words:
GTS: Going to school. What you say when you are on your way to go to school.
Gruge: When something is really great and it is huge.
H:
Hand Salsa: The slimy substance left on a mouse or joystick after a harrowing
round of a high-‐stress videogame. "Sure, you can play, if you don't mind the hand
salsa."
Henry The Forger: Attacker that generates completely forged network messages
to try to fool victims.
HWGA: Here we go again.
My Words:
HTGDOML: Having the greatest day of my life, this is what you say when you are
having an amazing day.
HIMYM: How I Met Your Mother. The Greatest TV show in the world.
I:
If I Tell You I’ll Have To Kill You : A sarcastic business phrase used in the
industry, it's meant to be funny. Basically, it means that someone knows something
of aproprietary nature (about a new product or business plan, for example) that is so
secret, they can't tell anyone.
Intrapreneur: Slang for the entrepreneur within. The concept follows from the
esoteric notion that there's an entrepreneur within each of us, waiting to start-‐up. A
corporate executive responsible for developing new enterprises within a corporation
(such as captive start-‐ups) could be considered an intrapreneur
IDC: I don’t care.
My Words:
IDK: I don’t know. You say this acronym when you have no knowledge or idea of
what other people are talking about.
Incresing: The mix of incredible and amazing, when something is TOO cool you
can’t call it incredible or amazing, it has to be incresing.
J:
Jaggies : The nickname for images on a computer screen that have jagged or stair-‐
stepped edges along what is supposed to be a smooth, curvy, or diagonal line (such
as an O or S).
Jawboning: The post-‐PC polite word for a corporate shakedown, it is a slang term
used to describe "political strong-‐arming." While a shakedown is usually driven by
the need for more power and control, "jawboning" is considered more ethical
because it is a modern version of "calling it like it is."
JK: Just Kidding.
My Words:
JLGEML: Johnny, la gente esta muy loca. From the song “Loca People” of Sak Noel,
the famous chorus when he says that line.
JGWI: Just Go With It, you say this to a friend when you want him to keep up with a
lie or joke you are telling.
K:
Kids and Cabernet : An expression used for prosperous, middle-‐aged married
couples living child-‐focused lives in affluent suburbs. Coined in a study by Experian
Hitwise of early adopters using Google+, the study shows that "Kids and Cabernet" is
one of the fastest growing demographics on the network.
Key Pal: The online equivalent of a pen pal. A key pal is a person you correspond
with using a keyboard and e-‐mail (versus using a pen to write handwritten letters).
These e-‐mail messages are written back and forth between two or more people with
some kind of regularity. If you correspond with someone frequently or on a regular
basis, you and your friend are key pals.
KHYF: Know How you feel.
My Words:
KITH: Kick In The Head is what you say when something is so bad, you can compare
it to someone kicking you.
KTMN: Kill That Mosquito Now, is the expression you say when a mosquito is
bothering you a lot.
L:
Linkbaiting : The practice of creating content for the express purpose of attracting
links to increase one's search rankings. This practice is commonly used in an attempt
to get on the homepage of Digg or Delicious or StumbleUpon.
Leaky Reply: A message sent to an unintended recipient by a sender using the
"Reply to All" option in an e-‐mail program. "Leaky replies" may contain information
about the recipient that he or she was not supposed to receive.
LOL: Laughing out loud.
My Words:
LSHIC: Laughing So Hard I’m Crying is the feeling you get when you are laughing so
much that your eyes start to cry.
Libcess: Liberty Recess, the recess you get after exhausting class periods.
M:
Mac : The beloved nickname for a Macintosh, "Mac" is actually a brand name and
trademark for a line of computers from Apple Inc.
Matrix: A term coined by author William Gibson in his novel Neuromancer, it refers
to a vast computer network or growing mass of interconnected networks.
MIHAP: May I Have Your Attention Please.
My Words:
MMAMP: Meet me at my place, is what you say to someone when you want
him/her to go to your house.
Mude: Is the combination between man and dude that are two ways of calling a
friend, this is better and more informal.
N:
Narco Pop : Stories, set to music, about drug smugglers from the Mexican
badlands, increasingly popular in both Mexico and the American Southwest. Think
cross-‐border gangsta rap.
Nasdaq: A stock exchange that predominantly trades shares of technology
companies, specifically, the Nasdaq Composite consists mainly of stock related to
the new economy, that is, the Internet, software, computer hardware,
telecommunications, and similar sectors.
Nerd: Similar to a geek (a person who knows a lot about the Internet), but this is
more of a brainy person who knows everything there is to know about computers.
People used to make fun of those who were considered to be nerds, but now the
moniker is considered a badge of honor (especially when the wealthiest man in
America is a full-‐fledged nerd ;-‐)
My Words:
NPATWYS: Not Paying Attention To What You’re Saying, we use this acronym to
tell a friend that you have no interest on what they are talking to you.
Nay: The frase “No Way” is used a lot in texting and talking with someone so we use
“Nay” to simplify it and make conversation more efficient.
O:
Ohnosecond : The fraction of time it takes to realize you've just goofed; for
example, right after you hit the send button on an e-‐mail and realize you forgot to
include the attachment. Another great example is that moment of horror when you
see the key in the ignition switch just as you're slamming the car door shut. This
term was coined by Elizabeth Crowe in her book The Electronic Traveler.
Online Survey: A form of market research that appears on Web sites from time to
time. Users respond to a variety of questions or provide opinions by filling out forms.
Oy Vey: A Yiddish expression often seen on the Net and heard in the industry, it is
used with more dread than surprise. It roughly translates to "Oh my gosh" or "Can
you believe it?"
My Words:
OOYM: Out of Your Mind, this is what you say to a crazy friend with a crazy idea
that you think it will finish wrong.
OMWTH: On My Way To Hell, this line you say it in parties and places you have fun
but not obeying the rules.
P:
Password : A combination of letters and other symbols needed to login to a
computer system or program. It is a good idea to make your passwords as cryptic as
possible to keep unauthorized users out of your personal or business files. It is also a
good idea to change your passwords at least every six of months.
Permalancer: Slang for a permanent freelancer. A person hired as an independent
contractor (or consultant) on a per-‐project basis who lives a benefits-‐free existence
(or pays for them herself through her own company ;-‐)
PIMP: Peeing In My Pants
My Words:
Possimpible: Where the possible and the impossible meet. When you go beyond
the possible and beyond the impossible. Said By Barney Stinson from HIMYM.
PHM: Please Help Me, this line is ment for friends only, you say this when you are in
trouble and you need a helping hand from a close friend.
Q:
Quantum Leap : A big move forward, a positive stride, an improvement. For
example, "Thanks to the Internet, the commercial and learning sectors have taken
quantum leaps and moved beyond normally accepted business practices or training
procedures to implement wider, strategic uses of technology throughout entire
organizations."
QQ: QQ usually means "Quick Question" in business correspondence. However, it
can also mean "cry more," in online parlance, for example, when a person's online
character gets nerfed, people will complain and the response will be QQ.
Queue: A waiting area for e-‐mail messages, files, print jobs, or anything else that is
being sent from one device to another. With e-‐mail, it is common (and some say
cost-‐effective) to compose letters offline, place them in a queue, and send them all
at once, when you get back online.
My Words:
QO: Quacking Out is a way to tell someone that they are just talking dumb things.
QD: Quality Day, its a day that was complete and was great in every possible way.
R:
Rasterbator : A designer who's become a compulsive digital manipulator
or Photoshop abuser, as in one who is constantly tweaking a design over and over
and over again.
Retweet: To copy and post another person's Twitter content. When someone
retweets you, it is considered the highest compliment you can get on Twitter
because they are choosing to share your post with their own followers or contacts.
RUUP4IT: Are You Up For It?
My Words:
RTS: Rocking the show, when you are having a concert or you are showing
everybody how good you are in something.
Randi: When someone is very random, this means that they are usually weird and
have a different way of thinking.
S:
Screensaver : A program that activates itself when a computer has been inactive
for a period of time. Screensavers were originally designed to prevent images from
being burned into monochrome monitors. Even though modern monitors do not run
this risk, screensavers are popular for their entertainment value. They often show
moving images, floating text, or rotating photographs.
Spin-‐off: A corporate divestiture in which a division of a company (or a subsidiary)
becomes a separate corporate entity altogether. Here's a classic scenario of what
happened in the new economy: Stricken with stock envy as shares in dot-‐
coms soared to enormously high levels in 2000, large companies (such as Wal-‐Mart
and Staples) created separate Internet companies that they hoped to take public at
equally high valuations. Once the dot-‐com bubble burst, these corporate entities
started laying out the cash to buy these spin-‐offs back and bring them back into the
parent company fold.
STR8: Straight
My Words:
SC: SportsCenter, The most complete and analytic show of sports transmitted by
ESPN.
SITBS: Soccer Is The Best Sport, this acronym is made for every soccer player in the
world that love this beautiful sport.
T:
Technojunkie : A person who just has to have the latest in high-‐tech gadgets. Similar
to upgrade fever, only this term implies a fetish for hardware.
Textitecture: A combination of the words "text" and "architecture," this term
refers to photographs or printed material that's screened onto concrete or glass
panels.
Twitter: A company that provides a service by the same name, Twitter is a free,
real-‐time short messaging service (SMS) that delivers messages
on computers and handheld devices.
My Words:
TM: Time Machine, an artifact that lets you travel through time going wherever you
want to go.
Tweetofobia: The fright parents have for their kids posting information on Twitter.
U:
Username : The name you use to access certain programs, Web sites, software,
or networks. A username is like a handle for a user on the Internet and is commonly left up
to the user to select (although most systems will not allow the same username to be
assigned to two different people). Usually it's the first part of your e-‐mail address, before
the @ sign, or it could be the nickname you use in achat room.
Upgrade: To change a system or program to a newer version. You can
upgrade hardware or software. Since high-‐tech companies make a living at selling
technology, they are constantly coming out with new versions of their products so
that users will upgrade. Thus the phrase, "It's already obsolete."
UG2BK: You’ve got to be kidding.
My Words:
UWS: United We Stand, an important way of saying that in teamwork you will
succeed.
Unfailable: When you are not willing to fail, you are willing to do anything to
succeed and make something happen.
V:
Vidchat : Communicating visually with another person via computer or handheld device.
The term "vidchat" came from video chat systems that evolved from typing text to
incorporating two-‐way video.
VM: Voice Mail Online jargon, also known as text message shorthand, used primarily
in texting, online chat, instant messaging, email, blogs, and newsgroup postings, this
term is used to describe a telephone message mailbox. Voice mail is the modern
equivalent of an answering machine. It is also used to describe the automated voice
system that many companies have implemented for incoming calls, the kind where
an automated voice handles the directory.
Vampire Time: A schedule where one sleeps all day and haunts clubs and coffee
houses at night. Refers to writers, artists, slackers, club kids, and other bohemian
types.
My Words:
VG: Very Good, when someone asks you how are you doing, you just answer VG,
simple and cool.
VIC4US: Victory for us, is what you say when your team got a victory.
W:
Webbelganger: A person who comes up in an online search but is not the person
you're searching for.
Wiki: The ability to work collaboratively on a document, where everyone may add
or edit text. A "wiki" is a type of Web site or tool for doing jointly authored writing
using the Internet. The idea is that this kind of "open editing" allows for easy
interaction between users and/or groups and is effective in collaborative authoring.
Worder: Slang for a person who uses a puter solely for writing, considering it a
glorified typewriter.
My Words:
WAD!: What a day! You use this expression when you had a great day.
Weregon: Just as a werewolf, a weregon is a dragon that only appears after 2 AM
and fires up every single person that he sees.
X:
Xmas: Christmas.
X-‐1-‐10: Exciting.
X-‐modem: A protocol for transferring files during direct dial-‐up communications.
Developed by Ward Christensen in 1977, Xmodem has basic error checking to ensure
that information isn't lost or corrupted during transfer. It sends data in 128-‐byte
blocks. Xmodem has undergone a couple of enhancements: Xmodem CRC uses a
more reliable error-‐correction scheme, and Xmodem-‐1K transfers data faster by
sending it in 1,024-‐byte blocks.
My Words:
XTRC: Extra Credit. You say this to a teacher when you are doing bad in grades and
you need more points to pass or excempt.
Xing-‐Ped: This is a sign used in american streets that means crossing pedestrians
and these means that you have to leave the people cross the street.
Y:
Yahooligans!: From the producers of Yahoo! comes a search tree consisting of the
best of Web sites for children or a Yahoo! for kids.
YouTube: Founded in February 2005, YouTube is the world's most popular online
video community, allowing millions of people to watch and share user-‐
generated videos. YouTube provides a forum for people to connect, inform, and
inspire others across the globe and acts as a distribution platform for original
content creators and advertisers large and small.
YouTube is an independent subsidiary of Google Inc., having been acquired in
November of 2006.
Basically, YouTube allows people to easily upload and share video clips on
YouTube.com and across the Internet through websites, mobile devices, blogs, and
e-‐mail. Everyone can participate in the YouTube community by watching, sharing,
and commenting on videos. People can see first-‐hand accounts of current events,
relive their favorite TV moments, find videos about their hobbies and interests,
discover new artists and filmmakers, and even uncover the quirky and unusual.
YBS: You’ll Be Sorry.
My Words:
Youding: Yelling in a very loud tone, Ex. Stop youding at me or I will hit you.
YAUDT: Why are you doing that? You ask this question to someone that is doing
something you don’t understand.
Z:
Zapping: Considered to be the lowest form of software programming known to
mankind, it involves altering the assembly code in hex format after it has been
output from a complier or assembler. Typically done when there is a compiler bug,
the proper data is not being generated, or the original source code was lost.
Zine: The nickname for an electronic magazine. Just like their real-‐world
counterparts, online magazines primarily derive revenue from ad banner sales.
Broadly speaking, a zine is any Web site that publishes content.
ZZZ: Sleeping, Bored, Tired.
My Words:
ZZ: Zapping Zone is a Disney Channel program on the TV that talks about news and
new series in Disney.
Zarting: Its a way of bothering someone, a zart is like a slap on the cheek but harder
and it makes it very annoying.