Looking at the atm receipt…. (funny)

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1. January 17th, 2013Published by: Joe GrzebykLooking at the ATMreceipt. (funny)This eBook was created using the Zinepal Online eBook Instead, he actually went through with theCreator. Use Zinepal to create your own eBooks in PDF, transaction and the girl SAW HISePub and Kindle/Mobipocket formats. BANK BALANCE.Upgrade to a Zinepal Pro Account to unlock morefeatures and hide this message. Needless to say.she canceled the date.Looking at the ATM receipt. Isnt that awful? True story, too.(funny)Its official. This is the funniestI thought of that tonight when I stoppedstory Ive heard in a long time. at the ATM machine.It happened to my friend Aaron.I remember when going to an ATM used to make me sick.He had a date with a girl at 6:00pmand wanted to run by the ATM to getIn fact, can I ask YOU a question?some cash. ==> When was the last time that you wentHe got to the ATM and he only had $18. to an ATM machine, looked at the receipt and were actually happy withAnd the ATM only dispenses $20 bills.the amount of money you saw printed there?So, he thought, Ill go in the bank If youre like most people, the last time youand get them to cash a check. were at the ATM, the receipt didnt make you feel too good.Big mistake! In fact, youre probably in the habitHe goes insideof INSTANTLY doing the math to see how long that money will last you til payday.and guess who the bank teller was? If youre like I was, you also spend a fairYou guessed it: the girl he was gettingamount of your days (and nights) worrying howready to go out with!youre going to pay that bill thats due in a few days.I have no idea why Aaron didnt just turnaround and walk out. Maybe its your car payment, your insuranceCreated using Zinepal. Go online to create your own eBooks in PDF, ePub, Kindle and Mobipocket formats.1 2. January 17th, 2013 Published by: Joe Grzebykpayment or your rent.world why you shouldnt be enjoying daily cash deposits from an automated online business.Heyweve all been there. In fact, its a SHAME for you not to earn moneyIm here to show you that theres a better way.daily online when so many other people do it so easily.Heres the FACT: And Im not talking about experts==> You Should Not Worry About Money. EVER. Im talking about farmers and teachers andImagine if, every morning you wake up, you auto mechanics and bookstore clerks andknow that youre going to earn at LEAST $500 homeschooling moms and retired people andby sitting down at your computer for about 45single moms and dads.minutes. .and theyre earning thousands of dollarsHow much better would that feel? per week with Empower Network.How much more safe and secure would you feel?How would you like to turn your MONTHLY incomeinto a WEEKLY income?===> Well, Im going to show you how to feel100% better when you look at your ATMreceipts. Empower Network is the simplest, fastest and SAFESTSee the truth is that theres only ONE difference way for you to start making a daily income TODAY.between the person who agonizes over their day-to-daylife. The ATM receipts dont have to make you sick anymore..and someone who doesnt. You really CAN earn the income you deserve.One thing. Its time to start feeling better about life.MONEY. Are you willing?And when you dont have as much money as you Are you ready?need.well, it just makes EVERYTHING seemworse, doesnt it? You can do it.And its completely unnecessary. You really can.In this day and age, theres no reason in the Ill show you how.Created using Zinepal. Go online to create your own eBooks in PDF, ePub, Kindle and Mobipocket formats. 2 3. January 17th, 2013Published by: Joe GrzebykLet go of the resistance.Say yes to the life you deserve.Ill see you on the other side!Created using Zinepal. Go online to create your own eBooks in PDF, ePub, Kindle and Mobipocket formats.3


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