Kanye West Is a Carbon Criminal

Michael Chceckowski Ryan Ford John Crasto

Kanye West was sitting in his house on his nuclear power ranch when he had an idea. He was gong to steal all of the fossil fuels from the earth and transport them to the MOON!!! By doing this, fossil fuels would not be able to combust and release carbon back to the atmosphere.

He immediately went into action and brain washed ¾ of the world into mining all of the fossil fuels in the ground, stealing fossil fuels from all the countries in the world, and liking his music. Earth was facing certain doom. For then the Carbon cycle would be out of whack. Respiration would stop, photosynthesis would be cut off, and all organisms would DIE!! Dun dun DAAAAA!!!

Now with his fossil fuels, he built a giant space ship to fly to the moon to plant the fossil fuels and take the carbon from the earth permanently. And his spaceship ran on nuclear power so he wouldn’t release carbon into the air when he flew.

Suddenly, Chuck Norris senses something. The high gas prices and ¾ of the world enslaved make him feel that something is wrong. He starts to investigate to try to get to the bottom of it.

KABOOOM!! Chuck Norris didn’t look where he was going and he stepped on a mine which blows up and kills him. However, it wasn’t all bad, the explosion released carbon into the air, and Chuck Norris has special powers.

Then, a new hero; Jackie Chan, is smart enough to walk over the mine and takes Chuck Norris’ place. He also senses that something is wrong.

Jackie Chan realizes that even if fossil fuels are taken away, it will not completely destroy the carbon cycle. This is because there would still be plenty of carbon left in the environment, and it can be passed on by respiration, photosynthesis, and decomposition.

On his way to stop Kanye’s rocket launch, his Ford Fusion broke down on the road and he couldn’t make it. “This is why you buy Japanese cars” he thought.

So, Kanye West made it to the moon and planted the fossil fuels. It now seemed hopeless because so much carbon was taken from the Earth.

However, because all of the fossil fuels added so much wait to the moon, it was barely staying in orbit. Then, Chuck Norris rose from the dead, flew into space, and kicked the moon into the Earth.

When the moon hit the Earth, it made a HUGE explosion, it released all of the carbon back into the atmosphere, destroyed all of the mind controlling helmets (killing the people in the process) and sent Kanye West flying into jail.

Glossary

Fossil Fuels- a nonrenewable energy resource that forms in the Earth’s crust over millions of years ago from the buried remains of once-living organisms.

Respiration- when most living organisms breathe and release carbon back into the air.

Combustion- when fossil fuels burn and it releases the carbon back into the air.

Photosynthesis- how plants make food: they use the carbon in the ground and water and sunlight to make a sugar called glucose.

Decomposition- the breakdown of dead materials into carbon dioxide and water.