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i SuMMoNeD a SaTYR

CHRiSTMaS SPeCiaL: CHRiSTMaS MeMoRieS

iT’S THe MoST, WoNDeRFuLL TiMe oF THe YeaR THe FiRST HoLiDaY CeLeBRaTioN♪ ♪

oF THe GaNG (Rowney, BiLToN & CoSBie) oN Rowney’s LeaST FaVoRiTe HoLiDaY SeaSoN

!CHRiSTMaS"

!#s $%ee so'e$%in won wi$% $%e %ouse" Cos*ie +o''en$e on %is s-o$ nea $%e winow

weain on.y %is usua. a/ +aa'e. +o.oe .oin0+.o$% wi$% %is s+a-eoa$ $in/e$ %anin on

%is i%$ wais$ as %e no$i+e so'e %u'i +%anes on $%e %ouse $e'-ea$ue s-e+ia..y on $%e

.i1in oo' w%ee %e’s +uen$.y s-enin so'e sies$a $i'e wi$% Rowney an Bi.$on w%o ae

.oa2in aoun on $%e +ou+%, Rowney si%s u-on %eain Cos*ie’s +o''en$ an -ause on %is

+uen$ a+$i1i$y on %is 'o*i.e -%one an s-o/e3 !Ty weain so'e$%in wa'e $o e$

youse.2 wa' i2 you’e 2ee.in +o.", !#’' no$ 2ee.in +o." Cos*ie no$e w%ose a.so on.y

weain %is i$y *own +o.oe .oin +.o$% w%o a--eae $o %a1e a wa'is% *oy aua

e'ana$in 2o' %is *oy o 'ay*e %is *oy %ais 'a/es %i' wa', %is a.so a--aen$.y *usy

wa$+%in so'e +o''e+ia.s on $%e TV #2 you a.so wan$e $o /now w%a$ is Rowney’s weain

$%en # uess #’.. 4us$ say %is weain so'e 'eiu' si5e su''e s%i$ -aie wi$% eni'

s%o$s Now *a+/ on ou eu.a -oa''in3 Rowney /new $%e eason *e%in $%e suen+%ane o2 $e'-ea$ue o2 $%e %ouse an i$’s no$ *e+ause o2 win$e season uin

De+e'*e, T%e -.a+e w%ee Rowney .i1es is 'oe .i/e a $o-i+a. +oun$y $%a$ on.y

e6-eien+es $wo $y-es o2 seasons3 Su''e an S$o'y You ea i$ i%$7 !S$o'y", $%ee

ae a$ .eas$ 8 ano' 'on$%s on a yea $%a$ $%ei -.a+e uneoes 2o' ieu.a +%anes

in $%e wea$%e, 2o e6a'-.e: $%ee’s $%is usua. 'i. ain o %ea1y $%une s$o's uin

De+e'*e, so'e a*u-$ 'i60u- o2 sunny o ainy wea$%e aoun Se-$e'*e o No1e'*e

an an une6-e+$e wee/ .as$in $y-%oon *e$ween $%e 9 $% $o ;$% 'on$% o2 $%e yea

!W%oa7" Bi.$on e'a/a*.y +o''en$e w%i.e %is eyes wee 2i6e on $%e TV, Rowney $oo/ a

<ui+/ .an+e on $%e -oa' as %e %ea a +%ee2u. an 4o..y +%i'es o2 *e..s a.on wi$% a

we..0/nown 4in.e o2 an o. +ao. an saw a no'a. s+ene o2 seasona. e+oa$ions on $%e

*a+/oun +onsis$in o2 e an een e+oa$e $ee an +any .oo/in -o.e, -eo-.e

weain $%i+/ an 2u .oo/in +oa$s, so'e /is s$i+/in $%ei 2a+es on $%e winow o2 a $oy

s%o- an an a1eae .oo/in uy s$anin *esie = 2ie-.a+e ins-ie esine -oiu' nea

$%e en$an+e o2 -ossi*.y an inn o a 2a'i.y ine weain a e an w%i$e ou$2i$ 'a$+%e



wi$% a +o$$on $i- %a$ a.on wi$% %is 2a/e *ea oin so'e i'i$a$i1e .au% en$e$ainin $%e

-asse0*yes on a snowy s$ee$ !C%is$'as" Rowney w%is-ee a2$e o..in %is eyes away

2o' $%e -oa', !W%a$ i you say" Bi.$on as/e u-on %eain %is Mas$e Rowney

'u'ue an s$ai%$ene %i'se.2 on $%e +ou+%, !He sai C%is$'as" Cos*ie answee3

e1eyone /nows $%a$ Cos*ie %as $%e s$ones$ sense o2 %eain, o1e%eain anunes$anin $%e .eas$ -ossi*.e soun $%a$ a no'a. eas +an %ea Rowney nos a2$e

seein Bi.$on s$ain a$ %i' wai$in 2o so'e +.ai2i+a$ions 2o' Cos*ie’s answe, !He’s

i%$7 #$’s C%is$'as" Rowney e-.ie as %e sense ano$%e 2o..ow0u- <ues$ions 2o' Bi.$on

+on+enin a*ou$ $%e e.a$ion o2 $%e s+ene on $%e 'o1ie on $%e TV wi$% $%e wo

!C%is$'as", !Fine7" Rowney 2ai.in.y announ+e a2$e seein *o$% o2 $%e Sa$ys +uious

an in<uisi$i1e e6-essions $%ei 2a+es wai$in 2o so'e es+i-$ion 2o $%e wo

!C%is$'as", Rowney sna$+%es $%e TV e'o$e $o Bi.$on an 'u$e $%e TV an +a..e Cos*ie

$o si$ on $%e +ou+% *esie Bi.$on 2o %i' $o *ein %is .e+$ue a*ou$ !C%is$'as", Rowney

*eun s-ea/in a2$e Cos*ie -osi$ione %i'se.2 on $%e +ou+% an o$ *o$% o2 $%e Sa$ys

a$$en$ion $owas %i'3 !C%is$'as is 'oe .i/e ano$%e 2es$i1e e1en$ +e.e*a$e on.y

uin De+e'*e", !You 'ean .i/e Ha..oween uin >s$ o2 ?+$o*e" Bi.$on s-o/e u-on

e'e'*ein $%ei 2is$ 2es$i1e +e.e*a$ion on $%e 'o$a. wo., Rowney nos an

+on$inue on %is s-ee+% ain $%e !Ha..oween" as an e6a'-.e3 !C%is$'as i22es 2o'

Ha..oween, you *o$% a.eay /now $%a$ Ha..oween is on $%e > s$ o2 ?+$o*e" Rowney s$a$e

an e+ei1e so'e nos on *o$% o2 $%e sa$ys s%owin $%a$ $%ey’1e unes$ans i$ an

Rowney +on$inue !C%is$'as is +e.e*a$e uin @A$% o2 De+e'*e *u$ so'e$i'es -eo-.e

o$ $%is %a*i$ o2 an ea.y +e.e*a$ion as $%ey s$a$e e+oa$in $%ei %o'e wi$% 1aious

+o.o2u. C%is$'as $%e'e e+oa$ions $o %a1e $%is $%in $%ey +a..e !C%is$'as s-ii$"

$%ou%ou$ $%e en$ie 'on$%" Rowney e6-.aine an .u+/i.y -oin$e ou$ $%e C%is$'as on

$%e s%ow on $%e 'u$e TV *e%in %i' as %e s%ows *o$% Bi.$on an Cos*ie so'e $ai$iona.

an we..0/nown C%is$'as e+oa$ions su+% as $%e -oinse$$ias, Gi2$ *o6es, Gine*ea

%ouses, T%ose so+/s %anin on a 2ie-.a+e an $%e a'usin 2o' o2 a -ine $ee %ea1i.y

e+oa$e wi$% +o.oe o*s an .i$$ein an 2uy sna/e .i/e 1ines 2inis%e wi$% s'a..

*.in/in +o.o2u. .i%$s !#$ is inee .oo/s i22een$ wi$% Ha..oween" Cos*ie +o''en$e as

%e is$inuis%es $%e i22een+e o2 $%e Ha..oween an C%is$'as e+oa$ions $%a$ %e %a

seen, !Do -eo-.e esses i22een$.y uin C%is$'as" Bi.$on as/e wonein i2 a.. o2$%e %u'an 2es$i1i$ies in1o.1es wi$% essin i22een$.y uin $%e e1en$ 4us$ .i/e w%a$

$%ey i .as$ Ha..oween, !#2 you’e $%in/in a*ou$ essin .i/e w%a$ we i .as$ Ha..oween

$%en #’' a2ai $o say !No", C%is$'as oes no$ %a1e any 2es$i1e ess +oe" Rowney

e-.ie $%en -ause as %e e'e'*es so'e$%in an ae3 !Bu$ we %a1e $%is sy'*o.i+ %a$

$%a$ e-esen$s $%e season", !=no$%e o .oo/in +os$u'e" Cos*ie +o''en$e as %e



$ies $o 1isua.i5e %i'se.2 weain so'e s$ane ou$2i$ $o o wi$% $%e o++asion, Rowney

s'i.es on Cos*ie’s answe an no$e3 !You +an +a.. i$ a +os$u'e *u$ i$’s no$ ea..y o*.ia$oy

$o wea sin+e $%a$ $%e +os$u'e on.y e-esen$s one 2a'ous C%is$'as *ein", !Bein Does

i$ 'ean %e’s no$ a %u'an7" Bi.$on +.ai2ie a2$e %eain %is Mas$e Rowney’s e6-.ana$ion

$owas $%e +os$u'e an so'ew%a$ s-e+u.a$e $%a$ $%e +os$u'e +an on.y *e woe *y asin.e *ein $%a$ e-esen$s C%is$'as .i/e an e.e w%o weas a sy'*o.i+ i$ua. o*e

uin +ee'onia. e1en$s !San$a use $o *e a %u'an" Rowney no$e $o answe Bi.$on’s

<ues$ion an +on$inue as %e $ies $o sina. *o$% o2 $%e sa$y $o -ay a$$en$ion an $o

-ossi*.y s$o- Bi.$on 2o' $%owin %i' so'e ano' <ues$ions3 !San$a o a.so /nown as ST

Ni+%o.as is a we..0/nown C%is$'as sy'*o. o *ein w%o is /nown 2o %is i2$ i1in on

+%i.en $o s-ea 4oy in$o $%ei %ea$s", !He souns ni+e7" Bi.$on +o''en$e $%en Cos*ie

ae3 !W%a$ oes %e .oo/ .i/e" Rowney $ies $o eye ou$ an e6a'-.e o2 San$a +.ause on

$%e TV -oa' *u$ un.u+/i.y 2oun none, %e $%en e+ie $o oo.e an i'ae o2 San$a

C.ause on %is -%one an s%ows i$ $o $%e +uious Sa$ys3 !e.iious.y s-ea/in: S$ Ni+%o.as

.oo/s .i/e a *is%o- o a 'ee -ies$ w%o wa'%ea$e.y i1e ou$ -esen$s $o $%e /is"

Rowney e6-.aine *u$ %e s%owe $%e we..0/nown 2iue o2 San$a C.aus weain %is e sui$

.ine wi$% w%i$e +o$$ony *oes -aie wi$% *i *.a+/ .ea$%e *e.$ wi$% a o. *e.$

2as$ene, a *.a+/ *oo$s, $%e 2a'ous San$a %a$ an %is w%i$e .on 2u55y *ea an a 4oy2u.

s'i.e on %is 2a+e a.on wi$% $%e sa+/ o2 -esen$s an a -a+/ o2 Reinees es$in an

-a/e on San$a’s *a+/oun wi$% %is s%iny e an o. s.ei% 2u.. o2 *o6es o2 i2$s !He

.oo/s *i" Bi.$on %u'oous.y no$e, Rowney i.es an oesn’$ wan$ $o e6-.ain 2u$%e

a*ou$ San$a’s *oy issue on %is +a1ins on 'i./ an +oo/ies uin %is %ouse 1isi$s 2o

o--in o22 $%e -esen$s 2o $%e /is, !W%ee i %e e$ a.. o2 $%ose *o6es" Cos*ie

-oin$e $%e s.ei% 2u.. o2 -esen$s3 Rowney %ane %is -%one $o Bi.$on $o i1e %i' so'e

$i'e o2 a'use'en$ an +on$inue on %is .e+$ue3 !San$a o$ %is *o6es o2 i2$s on %is own

i2$ 2a+$oy w%ee %is 2e..ow e.2 assis$an$s %e.-s %i' +ea$e $oys an wa- $%e' 2o $%e

o++asion", !e.2 assis$an$s" Cos*ie e-ea$e, !Gi2$ Fa+$oy" Bi.$on ae, Rowney nos

an $ies $o es+i*e i$ *u$ was in$eu-$e *y Bi.$on as %e says3 !#s $%is San$a C.aus $%a$

you sayin is a.so .i/e a su''one", !W%y i you say $%a$" Rowney <ues$ione ou$ o2

+uiosi$y an Cos*ie +on$inue3 !He %a1e e.2 assis$an$s %e.-in %i' 'a/in i2$s, i$ 'oe

souns .i/e San$a is a su''one" Rowney -ause on $%a$ $%ou%$ an -u-ose.y $%eoi5e3!So you’e $e..in 'e San$a su''one a.. o2 $%ose !e.1es" $o as/ 2o so'e %e.- wi$% $%e

i2$s", !=.. o2 $%ose e.1es" Cos*ie +o''en$e an Bi.$on ae3 !How 'any e.1es e6a+$.y

i San$a su''one" Rowney was now $a--e *y *o$% o2 $%e Sa$ys une.a$e <ues$ions

+on+enin wi$% San$a’s e.2 %e.-es an insis$e on answein $%ei <ues$ion 'a/in i$ 'oe

-u55.in 2o *o$% Bi.$on an Cos*ie, "His e.1es #’' no$ sue wi$% $%e nu'*e *u$ .e$’s say



'oe $%an a $%ousan" Rowney e.i*ea$e.y s$a$e, !T%a$ 'any7 ! Bi.$on su-isin.y

answee u-on %eain $%e nu'*e o2 San$a’s e.2 %e.-es an Cos*ie ae3 !# wone w%y

$%e e.1es .e$ $%e'se.1es $o *e e$ s.a1e *y $%is San$a W%a$ ae $%ei e-$s 2o $%e' $o

.en $%ei s/i..s", !Re.a67" Rowney %us%e $%e $wo sa$ys an +on$inue3 !# on’$ %a1e a

+o'-.e$e e$ai.s a*ou$ San$a’s ea.ins wi$% $%e e.1es so -.ease s$o- *inin u- $%ose<ues$ions7" Rowney *ee an ae3 !Le$’s 4us$ say $%e e.1es wan$e $o s-ea %a--iness

wi$% $%e $oys $%ey +ea$e w%i+% San$a i1es uin C%is$'as" T%e $wo aee $o *e.ie1e

on $%a$ iea an Bi.$on as/e3 !So C%is$'as is *asi+a..y a*ou$ i2$ i1in", Rowney a1e

a is$esse .oo/ $yin $o %ie so'e$%in as %e oesn’$ wan$ $o $a./ a*ou$ $%e $ue

%is$oy o2 C%is$'as *u$ %e ue2u..y a+/now.ee $%e s$oy as an ai$iona. 2a+$s a*ou$

C%is$'as an s-o/e3 !T%e Gi2$ i1in is 4us$ one -a+$i+es $%a$ %u'ans o $o +e.e*a$e

$%e o++asion *u$ $%e 'ain eason o2 $%is +e.e*a$ion we +a.. !C%is$'as" is $o e4oi+e $%e

*i$% o2 $%e o w%o’s $i$.e as $%e 'an’s sa1io" T%e $wo sa$ys e6-essions ae so'ew%a$

'oe -u55.e an in$iue wi$% $%is !'an sa1io" an w%y %u'an +e.e*a$e %is *i$%,

Bi.$on wan$e $o as/ so'e <ues$ion *u$ was %a.$e *y %is Mas$e Rowney w%en $%ey wee

a--oa+%e *y %i' an /nee.s in 2on$ $%e' an sai3 !# /now you %a1e *un+% o2 <ues$ions,

*u$ .e$ 'e en $%is is+ussion *y si'-.y sayin $%a$ C%is$'as is 'oe .i/e a sa+a'en$a.

o++asion $%a$ we %u'ans +e.e*a$e $o s%ow es-e+$ on $%e $ai$ion" Rowney s$oo on %is

/nee.in an s$ai%$ene %i'se.2 an .e2$ *o$% o2 $%e unsa$is2ie Sa$y wi$% %is answe

an no$e3 !Ty wa$+%in so'e C%is$'as $%e'e 'o1ies on $%e o$%e +%anne. i2 you wan$

$o .ean 'oe a*ou$ C%is$'as" Rowney +o''en$e an %eas ou$ o2 $%e .i1in oo' an

wen$ *a+/ u-s$ais in %is oo', !# uess Mas$e Rowney’s i%$" Bi.$on s-o/e a2$e

%eain %is Mas$e Rowney’s 2oo$s$e-s on $%e s$ais, !Ri%$ a*ou$ e.1es *ein s.a1e *y

San$a" Cos*ie answee an wen$ *a+/ on %is 2a1oi$e s-o$ *e%in $%e winow, !No$

$%a$7" Bi.$on e-.ie an +on$inues as %e un'u$e $%e TV an swi$+%e +%anne.s on 1aious

-oa's3 !Mas$e’s i%$ a*ou$ TV -oa's on i1in 1aious use2u. in2o'a$ion" Bi.$on

s$a$e u-on e'e'*ein %is /now.ee a*ou$ TV an e+ie $o sea+% 2o so'e answes

on 1aious TV -oa's $%a$ s%ows !C%is$'as" as $%e -oa's e.e'en$ Cos*ie +.ose %is

eyes an wanee si.en$.y as %e o*se1e Rowney’s einess on %is e6-.ana$ion o2

C%is$'as an .an+es *a+/ on Bi.$on w%ose now *a+/ .ounin on $%e +ou+% wa$+%in a

'o1ie $%a$ s%ows a s'a.. *.one /i +ayin 1aious %ouse o*4e+$s $yin $o +ons$u+$ anunusua. +on$a-$ion an $%ou%$ $o %i'se.23 !He s$i.. %a1en’$ answee 'y <ues$ion a*ou$

$%e oo's $e'-ea$ue"

= 2ew ays a2$e Rowney .e+$ue $%e Sa$y *o$%es a*ou$ C%is$'as, %e ae.y $a./s $o

$%e' an so'e$i'es e4e+$s o inoes $%e' e1en uin 'os$ o2 $%ei in$i'a$e $i'es3 .i/e

$%is o$%e ainy +o. 'onin w%ee Bi.$on a1e a 2ien.y wa' %u w%en %e saw %is



Mas$e Rowney wen$ owns$ais 2o' %is oo' +o1ee wi$% %is *.an/e$ an wen$ s$ai%$

in$o %is .i$$.e o22i+e .i*ay, Bi.$on 2o..owe %is Mas$e Rowney in$o $%e s'a.. o22i+e an

saw %i' -a+/in so'e 2i.es an a.on wi$% %is .a-$o-3 %e $%en snea/s 2o' %is Mas$e

Rowney’s *a+/ an 2on.y %us %i'3 !W%a$ now Bi.$on" Rowney e-.ie inoin $%e

si$ua$ion, Bi.$on was so'ew%a$ su-ise w%en %is Mas$e Rowney in’$ o1e0ea+$e on$%e %u, %e o$ a.eay use on Rowney’s 4u'-y ea+$ions e1ey $i'e %e %us o $ease %is

Mas$e Rowney, $%e .as$ $i'e Rowney in’$ ea+$e on %is %u was .as$ Ha..oween ou$sie

$%e 2on$ .awn, !# u% # $%in/ you nee a wa'e $%in $%a$ wi.. en1e.o-s you" Bi.$on

ne1ous.y answee as %e $ie $o e.ease Rowney on %is %u, Rowney si'-.y nos *a+/

wi$%ou$ sayin a wo an .e2$ $%e oo' +ayin %is $%ins *a+/ in$o %is oo' u-s$ais,

Bi.$on was o22i+ia..y inoe *y %is Mas$e, e1en *a+/ uin .un+%$i'e Rowney inoe

*o$% o2 $%e sa$ys an <ui+/.y 2inis%e %is 'ea. w%i+% Cos*ie +oo/e an e6i$e %i'se.2 on

$%e oo' La$e $%a$ ni%$ i$ was Cos*ie’s $un $o %a1e so'e -esona. $i'e wi$% Rowney *y

oin %is 2e<uen$ !e.o+a$ion", Cos*ie snea/s aain in$o Rowney’s oo' $o +ay %i' *a+/

in$o $%e 'as$e *eoo' w%ee $%ey s.ee-s an su-isin.y saw Rowney s$ayin u- .a$e

wo/in in %is oo' s$i.. +o1ee wi$% %is *.an/e$, !Can’$ s.ee-" Rowney sai u-on seein

Cos*ie’s s%aow in %is oo', Cos*ie so'ew%a$ 2e.$ e'*aasse an e+ie $o %ea *a+/

in$o $%e 'as$e’s *eoo' w%en %e suen.y %ea Rowney o$ o22 2o' %is *e an

-us%e %i' *a+/ in$o $%e 'as$e’s *eoo' $o s.ee- wi$% $%e', Cos*ie was a.so su-ise

on Rowney’s o *e%a1io 2o %e /nows $%a$ Rowney was un+o'2o$a*.e wi$% %i', %e’s e1en

'oe su-ise w%en Rowney +o1es %i' wi$% %is *.an/e$ an s$aye +.ose *esie %i' $o

'a/e %i' wa'e, $%a$ ni%$ Cos*ie wasn’$ inoe no e4e+$e *u$ %e i 2e.$ $%a$ $%ee

is so'e$%in won wi$% Rowney T%e ne6$ ay *o$% Bi.$on an Cos*ie is+usse $%ei

+on+ens wi$% $%ei Mas$e Rowney w%en Rowney .e2$ $%e %ouse $o o so'e wee/.y o+ey

s%o--in, !W%a$ %a1e we one7" Bi.$on as%a'e.y s$a$e $%en Cos*ie answe3 !He

s$a$e a+$in wei a2$e $%e C%is$'as $%in" !# %o-e $%is o *e%a1io is no$ one o2

$%ei C%is$'as -a+$i+es" Bi.$on ae an wen$ *a+/ in$o Rowney’s oo' $o o so'e

in1es$ia$i1e sea+% on %is Mas$e Rowney’s suen +%ane in *e%a1io, "# .i/e w%a$’s

%a--enin $o Mas$e Rowney *u$ # s$i.. 'isses $%e o. Ny'-%" Bi.$on %u'oous.y

+o''en$e a2$e seein %is o.e *o$%e 2o..owe %i' on $%e oo', !Rowney see's $o *e

a$$a+%e wi$% $%is C%is$'as $%in, o you $%in/ %e 4us$ %a1in a %a $i'e on +e.e*a$ini$ wi$% $%e *o$% o2 us aoun %i'" Cos*ie e6-.aine *asin so'e o2 %is o*se1a$ions,

!May*e you i%$" Bi.$on answee wi$% a $one o2 assuan+e, !6-.ain" Cos*ie es-one

u-on no$i+in %ow +on2ien$ Bi.$on3 !Fo' w%a$ #’1e seen on TV, Hu'ans +e.e*a$e $%ei

C%is$'as wi$% $%ei 2a'i.y" Bi.$on e6-.aine $%en Cos*ie +on$inue as %e a.eay $%ou%$

o2 $%e eason w%y Rowney was a+$in s$ane.y3 !an sin+e $%a$ we on’$ /now w%ee %is



2a'i.y is, %e’s 2ee.in a *i$" *o$% o2 $%e Sa$ys .oo/e a$ ea+% o$%e an syn+%oni+a..y

s-o/e $o 2inis% $%ei $%ou%$3 !Lone.y" Bi.$on 2e.$ sa 2o %is Mas$e Rowney’s !Lone.y"

C%is$'as +e.e*a$ion, !Bi." Cos*ie suen.y s-o/e $o e$ Bi.$on’s a$$en$ion an sai3

!You’e in +%ae o2 'a/in Rowney’s C%is$'as +e.e*a$ion s-e+ia.", Bi.$on was su-ise

$o %ea %is o.e *o$%e’s iea 2o 'a/in $%ei Mas$e Rowney %a--y, Bi.$on /nows $%a$Cos*ie is 2a 'oe s'a$ an oani5e w%en i$ +o'es $o -.ans !Bu$ w%y 'e7" Bi.$on

e$o$e, !# *e.ie1e you %a1e .eane 'oe in2o'a$ion a*ou$ C%is$'as $%an 'e" Cos*ie

s$a$e w%i.e 'o$ionin so'e %an sina.s $%a$ ini+a$es a .ae *o6 e2ein $o $%e TV,

!ae you sue" Bi.$on ou*$e an Cos*ie a--oa+%e %i' an -e$$e %i' $%en sai3 !# +an

see %ow i'-o$an$ Rowney is $o you" Cos*ie no$e an su1eye $%e oo' wonein w%a$

ae $%e $%ins $%a$ wi.. 'a/e Rowney %a--y !us$ s%ow %i' %ow you ea..y 2ee. a*ou$ %i'",

Bi.$on so'ew%a$ s'i.e on Cos*ie’s sues$ion an %ue %i' $o e6-ess %ow $%an/2u. %e

was an s-o/e3 !# /now Mas$e Rowney .i/es you 'oe $%an # a' so #’.. e2ini$e.y o 'y

*es$ $o 'a/e %i' %a--y" Bi.$on s$a$e 'a/in Cos*ie un+o'2o$a*.e on %eain ano$%e

$ease 2o' Bi.$on a*ou$ Rowney’s .i/eness on %i' !?/7 us$ .e$ 'e /now i2 you nee 'e 2o

you -.ans" Cos*ie s%y.y e-.ie as %e .e2$ Bi.$on on Rowney’s *eoo' an ae3 !Don’$

$ou+% any$%in7", !o/7" Bi.$on s%ou$e an s'i.e $o %i'se.2 as %e a.eay /now w%a$ $o o

$o 'a/e %is Mas$e Rowney %a--y3 !T%is wi.. *e Mas$e Rowney’s *es$ C%is$'as ay e1e7"

> ays $o o *e2oe C%is$'as: T%an/s 2o $%e 'ea.7 Bi.$on announ+es a2$e ea$in $%ei

.un+% on a .oo'y an a *i$ ainy a2$enoon, Rowney was s$i.. unes-onsi1e $o *o$% o2 $%e

sa$ys, %e si'-.y i1e %an es$ues o sina.s $o +o''uni+a$e wi$% $%e sa$ys an

i''eia$e.y .e2$ $%e' a2$e oin $%e is%es an %eas *a+/ in$o %is s'a.. o22i+e .i*ay,!Ee2e+$ $i'in7" Bi.$on w%is-ee w%i.e e$$in u- in$o %is sea$ us$in %is 2o.e eni'

4eans wi$% so'e *i$s o2 +a+/es $%a$ %e a$e 2o sie is%, %e $%en +a..s an sina.s %is

o.e *o$%e Cos*ie w%ose weain $%e %ooe s.ee1e.ess 4a+/e$ $%a$ $%ei Mas$e

Rowney a1e $o %i' .as$ Ha..oween -aie wi$% a 2ae 4eans $%a$ is a.so 2o.e $o 'a/e

so'e s-a+e 2o $%ei 2uy oa$ .i'*s, Cos*ie was s$anin nea $%e /i$+%en sin/ in/in

so'e wa$e w%en %e no$i+e Bi.$on wa1e a$ %i' an a1e a sina. w%i+% ini+a$es $o s$a$

$%ei o-ea$ion3 !Di you /ee- so'e o2 $%ose 'a$eia.s $%a$ # as/e you ea.ie $%is

'onin", Cos*ie nos an -oin$e Bi.$on on $%e /i$+%en +oun$e +a*ine$ w%ee %e %ies

$%e sai 'a$eia.s $%en +o''en$e3 !ae you sue $%is $%in wi.. wo/", Bi.$on us%es $o

e$ie1e $%e 'a$eia.s an answee3 !# saw $%is on $%e 'o1ie an e1ey $i'e -eo-.e

'en$ions $%is i$e' $%ey $en $o o so'e %a--y $%ins" Bi.$on %a--i.y e6-.aine an se$s

$%e o*4e+$ on $%e +oun$e an s$a$e +o'*inin i$ as %e $ie a.. o2 $%e i$e's usin a e

i**on an a 2ew $eas3 !W%a$ /in o2 %a--y $%ins e6a+$.y" Cos*ie <ues$ions ou$ o2

+uiosi$y 2o %e was no$ *een e.u+ia$e wi$% Bi.$on’s -.an, !us$ wa$+%7" Bi.$on e-.ies an



s%owe $o %is o.e *o$%e %is 2inis%e -ou+$ an snea/i.y wa./s %is way $o $%e o22i+e

.i*ay w%ee %is Mas$e Rowney is wo/in, Cos*ie e+ie $o 'a/e %is way 2is$ as %e

%uie.y ou$un Bi.$on on $%e %a..way an s$o--e in 2on$ o2 $%e o22i+e .i*ay ooway,

Rowney was insie $%e o22i+e .i*ay si$$in an s$ain *.an/.y on %is s-o$ w%i.e %o.in %is

-%one $%a$ so'ew%a$ s%ows a .on 'essae3 !W%a$" Rowney s-o/e on %is es/ u-on seeinCos*ie on $%e ooway3 *o$% o2 $%e Sa$ys /new $%a$ $%ey ae no$ -e'i$$e $o en$e no

is$u* %i' on $%e o22i+e no$ un.ess i$ was an e'een+y, Cos*ie si.en$.y s$aes *a+/ $o

Rowney an .an+es $o Bi.$on w%ose s'i.in.y a--oa+%in $%e ooway %iin %is su-ise

2o $%ei Mas$e Rowney, !#s $%is %as so'e$%in $o o wi$% Bi.$on aain" Rowney

<ues$ione as %e $oo/ o22 %is eye.asses an -u$s %is -%one own an .e2$ %is es/ $o

a--oa+% Cos*ie on $%e ooway, a$ $%a$ 'o'en$ Bi.$on was a.eay in 2on$ o2 $%e

ooway an a++ien$a..y *u'-e in$o %is Mas$e Rowney, !W%a$ now7" Rowney an$e as

%e *a+/s %i'se.2 2o' Bi.$on, !# # 4us$ Wan$e $o $ie $%is u- in$o you ooway" Bi.$on

ne1ous.y answee an s.ow.y s%ows %is su-ise3 Cos*ie wa$+%es Rowney’s ea+$ion on

Bi.$on’s su-ise wonein i2 %e’.. *e %a--y $o see a *un.e o2 $%y'es $ie u- wi$% $%ea

an i**on a.on wi$% so'e 2ew +%ey $o'a$oes, !Seious.y a Mis$.e$oe" Rowney

un+o'2o$a*.y answee as %e $a/es a oo .on .oo/ on $%e o*4e+$ $%a$ Bi.$on was

-esen$in $%en +o''en$e, !You o /now $%a$ Mis$.e$oe %as ye..owis% 2.owes an wa6y0

w%i$e *eies" Rowney +oe+$e as %e $ies $o sna$+% i$ $o Bi.$on w%o in$en$iona..y aises

i$ u- an a*s %is Mas$e Rowney an -u..s %i' +.ose in$o %is *oy, Rowney /new w%a$ wi..

%a--en ne6$ an i''eia$e.y *uows %is 2a+e on Bi.$on’s +%es$ an %us %i' $i%$ 4us$ .i/e

w%a$ %e i w%en Bi.$on $ies $o .i+/ %i' on %is 2a+e, !No /issin7" Rowney 'u$$ee $yin

$o a1oi *ein /isse *y Bi.$on, !W%a$ /issin # 4us$ wan$ $o $a./ $o you7" Bi.$on s$a$e

wi$% a +on2use e6-ession on %is 2a+e an .an+es *a+/ $o Cos*ie w%ose 4us$ i%$ *esie

$%e' in$en$.y wa$+%in $%e s+ene, !W%a$7" Rowney *aw.e an +on$inue as %e e.eases

%i'se.2 2o' Bi.$on an eye %i'3 !You o %a1e a Mis$.e$oe ye$ you on’$ /now %ow i$

wo/s", Rowney ii$a*.y s$a$e an %eas *a+/ $o %is o22i+e an a*s %is e'-$y 'u an

so'ew%a$ isa--oin$in.y an *.us%in.y e6i$e $%e oo' !W%a$ e6a+$.y %a--y $%ins

s%ou. %a--en" Cos*ie s-o/e as %e ins $owas Bi.$on $yin $o $ease %i', Bi.$on

e'*aassin.y e6-.aine an sai3 !# saw i$ on TV $%a$ w%en $%ee’s a Mis$.e$oe a*o1e

you, you %a1e $o e$ +.ose $o $%e -eson w%ose in 2on$ o2 you an %a1e so'e $a./", Cos*iea+%e an eye*ow wonein w%ee is $%e %a--y e.e'en$ in $%a$ s+ene !How oes i$ 'a/e

a -eson %a--y w%en you’e 4us$ $a./in une a Mis$.e$oe" Cos*ie <ues$ions w%i+% Bi.$on

i''eia$e.y answes3 !# saw $%e' s'i.in7" Bi.$on -ou.y announ+e, !So T%a$’s i$"

Cos*ie e-.ie wai$in 2o ano$%e es+i-$ion o2 $%is s+ene $%a$ %e %a wa$+%e on $%e

TV, !# uess so # in’$ ea..y <ui$e unes$an w%a$ ae $%ose @ %u'ans ae sayin so #



swi$+%e $%e +%anne." Cos*ie .i$ea..y 2a+e -a.'e %i'se.2 an +o''en$e !o% *oy7", Bi.$on

.aes *a+/ $o %is o.e *o$%e u-on %eain %is +o''en$ an nues %i' an sai3

"W%a$7 Di # i so'e$%in won", Cos*ie s%us an -e$s Bi.$on an sai3 !#2 T%is

Mis$.e$oe %as so'e$%in $o o wi$% !/issin" $%en # uess you 'isse $%e 'os$ i'-o$an$

a+$ on $%e 'o1ie $%a$ you’1e 4us$ wa$+%e" Cos*ie e6-.aine an .e2$ Bi.$on in 2on$ o2 $%eo22i+e ooway, !# +an a.ways $y i$ aain7" Bi.$on answee *a+/ 2u.. o2 e$e'ina$ion

'a/in Cos*ie %a.$ on %is s$e-s an s-o/e3 !You’1e seen Rowney’s ea+$ion an %ea %i'

$%a$ $%ee wi.. *e !No issin", o you $%in/ %e’.. i1e you a +%an+e $o o $%a$ !issin!

$%in" Cos*ie no$e an ae3 !'ay # e'in you $%a$ Rowney’s no$ +o'2o$a*.e wi$% ou

/isses" Bi.$on s%us an *.us%es as %e $ies $o e'e'*e $%e 'o'en$s $%ey 2is$ an

.as$ /isse $%ei Mas$e Rowney3 !We.. a$ .eas$ i$ wo/e7" Bi.$on wi$$in.y +o''en$e

'a/in Cos*ie 'oe +on2use on %is 2ai.in a+%ie1e'en$ !How oes i$ e1en wo/" Cos*ie

<ues$ione u-on e'e'*ein $%e ea.ie s+ene3 !He i %u 'e an $a./e $o 'e7" Cos*ie

s'i/s an was -ou o2 Bi.$on’s -osi$i1i$y es-i$e o2 $%e won ou$+o'e o2 %is -.an an

+o''en$e3 !He %us you 2o+i*.y an ani.y $a./s $o you T%a$ souns %a--y" Cos*ie

wi$$in.y answee as %e e+a..s $%e ea.ie %a--enins *e$ween %i' an Rowney !You 4us$

4ea.ous *e+ause Mas$e Rowney oesn’$ %us you .i/e $%a$7" Bi.$on ii$a*.y s%ou$e an

wen$ si.en$ w%en %e +a$+%es a 2a'i.ia s+en$ o2 %o$ +%o+o.a$e an %is *e.o1e Mas$e

Rowney *e%in %i', Bi.$on s%y.y an s.ow.y $uns aoun $o see %is Mas$e Rowney’s

e6-ession u-on o1e%eain $%ei .i$$.e au'en$ an s'i.es *a+/ in e$un %o-in $%a$ %e

won’$ e$ -unis%e 2o aisin %is 1oi+e insie $%e %ouse e1en $%ou% i$’s ainin ou$sie

'a/in $%e noise insie $%e %ouse i'-ossi*.e $o %ea, !#s $%a$ so" Rowney s-o/e an

%ane %i' %is 'u o2 wa' +%o+o.a$e an a--oa+%e Cos*ie w%ose s$anin ne1ous.y

an was su-ise on $%e ne6$ s+ene, Rowney s.ies *o$% o2 %is a's on Cos*ie’s o-en

s.ee1e.ess %ooe 4a+/e$ i1in %i' a $i%$ wa' %u, Cos*ie s$aye on %is -osi$ion

wonein w%a$ $o o an $ie $o e$un $%e %u 'a/in Rowney es$ %is %ea on %is

s%ou.e +ausin Cos*ie $o 2ee. 'oe e'*aass as %e saw Bi.$on’s ea+$ion w%o .oo/e so

4ea.ous an nea.y s-i..s ou$ $%e +on$en$s o2 %is Mas$e Rowney’s 'u =2$e 'inu$es o2

si.en$ wa' %u, Rowney e.eases %i'se.2 on Cos*ie an wen$ $o Bi.$on $o e$ie1e %is 'u

an no$e3 !Fai enou%" Rowney i1es Bi.$on a .i%$ -un+% on %is $u''y an wen$ *a+/ $o

%is o22i+e, Cos*ie was s$ain *.an/.y a2$e Rowney e.ease %i' an e$une $o %issenses w%en Bi.$on was a.eay s%a/in %i' o22 $o e$ %is a$$en$ion, !How oes i$ 2ee.7"

Bi.$on e6+i$e.y as/s %is o.e *o$%e 2o %e /nows $%a$ %e ae.y see %is Mas$e Rowney

%us Cos*ie *u$ Bi.$on in’$ /now $%a$ Cos*ie a.eay %a1e a -.en$i2u. o2 wa' %us e1ey

ni%$ uin $%ei s.ee-, Cos*ie si'-.y s'i.es an -e$$e Bi.$on $%en si.en$.y w%is-ee3



!#$’s Rowney" Bi.$on was -u55.e an %e si'-.y e$une an aw/wa s'i.e $o so'ew%a$ *e

%a--y wi$% Cos*ie’s e6-eien+e an .i$$.e a+%ie1e'en$ $%en s-o/e3 "W%a$e1e you say Bo"

@ ays $o o *e2oe C%is$'as: Cos*ie was s$anin in %is 2a1oi$e s-o$ *e%in $%e +u$ains

on $%e .i1in oo'’s winow s$i.. weain $%e s.ee1e.ess %ooe 4a+/e$ an a *ay *own

+ao s%o$s wa$+%in $%e aino-s an e'e'*ein yes$eay’s e1en$s 'ain.y %is wa'

%u wi$% Rowney, !ae you e1en .is$enin7" Bi.$on s%ou$e -o/in %is *o$%e wi$% a

*eas$i+/ !a' as/in you $o e$ $%ose i$e's w%i.e Mas$e Rowney is on %is o22i+e" Bi.$on

was e<ues$in ano$%e 2a1o o2 i$e' e$ie1a. o-ea$ion w%i.e 'un+%in %is *eas$i+/

.ea1in so'e +u'*s on $%e 2.oo an wi-in o22 so'e *i$s wi$% %is o$%e %an on %is ay

*o6e s%o$s, !W%y i # e1e aee in$o $%is" Cos*ie ui.$i.y es-one eyein Bi.$on’s

s%i$.ess Boy an $ies $o *us%es o22 so'e *i$s o2 -as$y in %is +%es$ %ai !You sai

you’e o/ wi$% %e.-in 'e wi$% 'y -.ans7" Bi.$on no$e an +on$inue3 !us$ e$ 'e Mas$e

Rowney’s *.an/e$ in %is oo' an #’.. o $%e es$ %ee in $%e .i1in oo' as # wai$ 2o %i' on%is *ea/$i'e" Cos*ie s%us an .e2$ $%e oo' wonein w%a$ was Bi.$on’s -.an 2o $%is

ay $o 'a/e Rowney %a--y Cos*ie si.en$.y +e-$ on $%e s$ais an wen$ s$ai%$ $o

Rowney’s *eoo' /nowin $%a$ Rowney was in %is o22i+e oin so'e wo/ w%en %e

suen.y *u'-s in$o Rowney w%ose e6i$in %is oo', Rowney s$ae a$ Cos*ie an was no$

su-ise $o see %i' s-e+ia..y $%a$ %e /nows $%a$ Cos*ie .i/es $o wane aoun $%e %ouse

an as/e3 !=e you oin $o 'y oo'" Cos*ie ne1ous.y .an+es away 2o' Rowney

a1oiin %is s$ae an s-o/e3 !Mio" Rowney nos as a es-onse 2o %e /nows $%a$ $%e

Sa$ys .i/e $o s$ae a$ $%ei e2.e+$ion on $%e 'io, !Fee. 2ee $o o w%a$e1e you wan$

*a+/ $%ee" Rowney s-o/e an +on$inue3 !# 4us$ o$ w%a$ # neee" Rowney s$a$e as %e$a-s an s%ows Cos*ie $%e i$e' $%a$ %e was +ayin, Cos*ie in’$ no$i+e $%a$ Rowney

was %o.in so'e$%in an 2e.$ $ou*.e w%en $%e i$e' $%a$ %e nees $o e$ie1e *a+/ on

Rowney *eoo' was $%e sa'e i$e' $%a$ Rowney is +uen$.y %o.in, !#s $%ee so'e$%in

won" Rowney as/e as %e no$i+e Cos*ie’s ea+$ion w%en %e s%owe $%e *.an/e$, Cos*ie

i''eia$e.y sna$+%es $%e *.an/e$ 2o' Rowney an us%es owns$ais an wen$ *a+/ $o

$%e .i1in oo' w%ee Bi.$on is un/nowin.y wai$in on $%e suen +%ane o2 %is -.ans !#’'

uessin $%is %as so'e$%in $o o wi$% Bi.$on aain", Rowney $%ou%$ $o %i'se.2 an

2o..owe Cos*ie $o 2in ou$ w%a$ ae $%ey u- $o Cos*ie ai1es on $%e .i1in oo' seein

Bi.$on se$$in u- so'e +an.es on $%e oo' $%a$ %e o$ *a+/ on $%e /i$+%en +a*ine$, !You

o /now you’e no$ su--ose $o $ou+% $%ose +an.es" Cos*ie s-o/e as %e $osses $%e *.an/e$

$o Bi.$on an ne1ous.y s$oo *a+/ $o %is s-o$ -e$enin $%a$ %e in’$ o any$%in, Bi.$on

no$i+es Cos*ie’s $ense *e%a1io an .an+es on $%e %a..way as %e ye$ aain s'e..e

Rowney’s s+en$ an +o''en$e $o Cos*ie3 !W%a$’s %a--enin W%y is Mas$e %eae $%is

way #$’s no$ ye$ %is *ea/ $i'e7" Bi.$on <ui+/.y aane $%e +an.es $yin $o -osi$ion



$%e' on $%e sie $a*.e on $%e +ou+% an a--oa+%e Cos*ie $o +.ai2y so'e $%ins w%i.e

un2o.in $%e *.an/e$, !So W%a$’s $%e s+ene %ee" Rowney announ+es as %e en$ee $%e

oo' an seen $%e se$0u- o2 $%e .i1in oo', i$ .oo/s <ui$e no'a. *u$ w%a$’s *o$%ein %i'

is $%e +an.es -.a+e on $%e s%e.1es, sie $a*.es, $%e +en$e $a*.e an on $o- o2 $%e TV, !Hi

Mas$e7" Bi.$on s%y.y e-.ie an wa1e $o %is Mas$e Rowney as %e $ies $o %ie $%e*.an/e$ w%i.e Cos*ie $ies $o +.ea ou$ %is $%oa$ an wa./s away on $%e oo', Rowney

*.o+/s Cos*ie an %o.s %i' in %is a's an s'i.e $o %i' $%en s-o/e3 !Loo/ w%ose ui.$y"

*o$% o2 $%e Sa$ys 2.us$ee ou$ o2 e'*aass'en$ an wai$in 2o $%ei -unis%'en$ e1en

$%ou% $%ey /now $%a$ Rowney oesn’$ o su+% $%in !=' # su--ose $o e$ e6+i$e wi$%

$%is o'an$i+ e$0u- on $%e oo'" Rowney no$e u-on ea.i5in $%e $%e'e o2 $%e oo',

Bi.$on e'*aassin.y nos 2o %e was ea..y -.annin $o +o-y a 4o..y an o'an$i+ se$0u-

$%a$ %e saw on a 'o1ie $%a$ oesn’$ %a1e no$%in $o o wi$% C%is$'as, !W%a$’s 'y

*.an/e$’s o.e in $%is s$oy" Rowney 2unni.y +o''en$e as %e as Cos*ie an sa$ %i' on

$%e +ou+% an wai$e 2o Bi.$on’s e6-.ana$ion, Bi.$on -osi$ions %i'se.2 in 2on$ o2 $%e +ou+%

+o1ein %i'se.2 wi$% $%e *.an/e$ an suen.y o-ens i$ .i/e 2.as%in so'e$%in, !o% *oy"

*o$% Rowney an Cos*ie $%ou%$ $o $%e'se.1es as $%ey +o1es $%ei 2a+es "W%a$7" Bi.$on

<ues$ione ou$ o2 +on2usion as %e +o1es %i'se.2 aain wi$% $%e *.an/e$, !W%a$ /in o2

'o1ie is %e wa$+%in anyway" Cos*ie wonee as %e $ies $o -e$ Rowney w%ose s'i.in

an so'ew%a$ +on$o..in no$ $o *us$ ou$ 2o' .au%$e3 !Bi.$on" Rowney +a..e $o e$

Bi.$on’s a$$en$ion an wa1e a$ %i' $o si$ *esie $%e' on $%e +ou+%, as Bi.$on a--oa+%es

%is Mas$e Rowney $o 4oin $%e' on $%e +ou+%3 Rowney -u..s $%e *.an/e$ $%a$ +o1es Bi.$on

an s-o/e3 !T%a$ was a <uie$ is$u*in s%ow" Rowney 2unni.y +o''en$e an s$oo on $%e

+ou+% an 2o.in %is *.an/e$ an -in+%es Bi.$on in %is +%ee/s an e6i$e $%e .i1in oo', !#

uess you -.an 2ai.e" Cos*ie s-o/e a2$e Rowney .e2$3 Bi.$on s+a$+%es %is %ea in

+on2usion an .a5i.y sa$ on $%e +ou+% wi$% %is *o$%e an w%ine in isa--oin$'en$3

!T%a$’s no$ su--ose $o %a--en" Cos*ie -e$s Bi.$on $o +o'2o$ %i' an as/s w%a$ was $%e

e6a+$ s+enaio $%a$ %e was $yin $o a+%ie1e Bi.$on .u'.y .oo/s *a+/ $o %is o.e Bo$%e

an s-o/e !#’' su--ose $o wa- Mas$e Rowney wi$% %is *.an/e$ an si$ *esie %i' in $%is

+ou+%" Cos*ie $ies $o 1isua.i5e $%e s+ene an i$ inee .oo/ a *i$ wa' an o'an$i+3 !Bu$

W%a$ i you 4us$ o ea.ie S-eain $%e *.an/e$ .i/e $%a$" Cos*ie <ues$ions $yin $o

+.ai2y so'e $%ins3 !o% $%a$7 # was on.y 'easuin %ow *i $%e *.an/e$ was, # on’$ /now$%e e6a+$ si5e o2 $%e *.an/e$ an # on’$ /now i2 i$’s enou% 2o *o$% o2 us $o e$

ouse.1es wa--e *y i$" Bi.$on e6-.aine an s$ae *.an/.y in$o $%e oo' an ae3 !%ow

a' # oin $o 'a/e Mas$e Rowney %a--y i2 a.. 'y -.ans /ee-s 2ai.in", !yes$eay’s -.an

i 2ai.e" Cos*ie no$e 'a/in Bi.$on .oo/ e-esse 2o e'e'*ein yes$eay’s e1en$s3

!*u$ e'e'*e $%a$ 2ai.ue 'a/es you s$one an wise", Bi.$on .an+es *a+/ on Cos*ie



an ani.y e-.ies3 !easy 2o you $o say $%a$ *e+ause you %a ne1e 2ai.e a$ so'e$%in7"

Cos*ie $ies $o +a.' Bi.$on an s-o/e !#s $%is a.. you’1e o$ $o 'a/e Rowney %a--y" Bi.$on

-ause on $%a$ $%ou%$ an s$ae *a+/ in$o %is o.e *o$%e an sina.e %i' $o

+on$inue3 Cos*ie nos an s-o/e3 !T%is 2ew 2ai.ues s%ou. no$ s$o- you 2o' a+%ie1in you

oa., e'e'*e $%a$ No*oy’s -e2e+$7", !# uess you’e i%$" Bi.$on +o''en$e an wasin$eu-$e *y Cos*ie w%o $ies $o +oe+$ %i'3 !nou% ou*$in an s$a$ $%in/in

-osi$i1e" Bi.$on was 2ue.e *y %is o.e *o$%e’s wos an was e1en 'oe e$e'ine $o

'a/e %is Mas$e Rowney’s ays %a--y an s-e+ia. an announ+e3 !Fo Mas$e7", Cos*ie

s'i.e as %e saw Bi.$on’s .i1e.iness %a1e e$une an .an+es on $%e %a..way $o see Rowney

+ayin so'e sna+/s an o.y s$ain a$ Bi.$on w%o a--aen$.y s$anin on $%e +ou+%

!W%a$’s 2o 'e" Rowney s-o/e as %e %ea Bi.$on s%ou$in !Fo Mas$e7" Bi.$on

e'*aassin.y an s%y.y e$s own on $%e +ou+% an ui.$i.y .oo/s a$ $%ei Mas$e Rowney,

Rowney a--oa+%es $%e @ sa$ys on $%e +ou+% an 'o$ione Cos*ie $o 'a/e so'e s-a+e 2o

%is sea$ an +o''en$e3 !Bea/ $i'e" Rowney .ays ou$ $%e sna+/s on $%e +en$e $a*.e an

sa$ on $%e 'i.e o2 $%e +ou+% wi$% Bi.$on in %is i%$ an Cos*ie on $%e o$%e sie, Cos*ie

$ies $o nue Bi.$on an sina.s %i' $o $a/e $%is o--o$uni$y $o a++o'-.is% %is -.an e1en

wi$%ou$ $%e *.an/e$, Bi.$on i unes$oo w%a$ was %is *o$%e was -oin$in ou$ $%ou%

eye +on$a+$s an i''eia$e.y a*s Rowney an wa'.y %us %i' !# /now Bi.$on" Rowney

.a5i.y s-o/e an +on$inue3 !T%an/ you 2o $%e sna+/s, you on’$ ea..y %a1e $o %u 'e

e1ey $i'e you’e a$e2u." Rowney inno+en$.y s$a$e no$ /nowin $%e ea. 'o$i1e o2 $%e

%u an nues Bi.$on in %is sie sina.in %i' $o *e e.ease, *o$% o2 $%e sa$ys s'i.e 2o

a++o'-.is%in $%ei .i$$.e -.an an e+ie $o a--e+ia$e an en4oy $%e es$ o2 $%ei ainy

an +o. .oo'y ay wi$% $%ei Mas$e

ay $o o *e2oe C%is$'as: Rowney .e2$ ea.y on $%e %ouse an e6+use %i'se.2 2o'

Bi.$on an Cos*ie $%a$ %e’.. *e oin so'e ai$iona. o+ey s%o--in, *o$% o2 $%e Sa$ys

$%ou%$ $o $%e'se.1es $%a$ 'ay*e i$ %as so'e$%in $o o wi$% C%is$'as sin+e $%a$ $%e

ay is e$$in nea, !ai$iona. s%o--in" Bi.$on no$e a 2ew %ous a2$e %is Mas$e

Rowney .e2$ an ae !W%y in’$ %e 4us$ say C%is$'as s%o--in" Cos*ie s%us u-on

%eain Bi.$on’s no$e an e-.ie3 !Rowney %as %is own C%is$'as -.ans 4us$ .i/e you" Cos*ie

s$a$e an %eas s$ai%$ in$o $%e /i$+%en $o sa$is2y %is $%is$ an ae as %e +a..e

Bi.$on $o ua $%e aea, !May*e %e’.. *uy so'e C%is$'as $%e'e swee$0*uns 4us$ .i/e %e

i .as$ Ha..oween" Bi.$on $%ou%$ $o %i'se.2 an 2o..owe Cos*ie on $%e /i$+%en, Rowney

e$une a2$e @ an a %a.2 %ous +ayin 1aious *as 2i..e wi$% 2oo s$u22s, !W%a$’s

wi$% a.. o2 $%ese 2oos" Cos*ie <ues$ione a2$e we.+o'in Rowney *a+/ an %e.-s %i'

wi$% $%e *as, !#$’s 2o ou C%is$'as 2eas$" Rowney e-.ie an $%an/e Cos*ie on %is

aie an ae3 !# wan$ you uys $o %e.- 'e $o'oow", !He.- 2o' w%a$" Bi.$on s-o/e as



%e a--oa+%e Cos*ie an ins-e+$e $%e *a o2 o+eies, !He.- wi$% ou C%is$'as 2eas$"

Rowney answee an +a..e Bi.$on as %e %ane %i' $%e e'ainin o+ey *a $%a$ %e’s

+ayin an ae3 !# wan$ you uys $o %e.- 'e wi$% $%e +oo/in" Cos*ie i no$i+e $%e

nu'*e o2 o+ey *as w%i+% Rowney +aie an <ues$ione3 !=e we oin $o +oo/ a.. o2

$%is 2oos" Rowney nos in es-onse an assis$e $%e @ Sa$ys on $%e /i$+%en an+ae2u..y .ays ou$ $%e +on$en$s o2 $%e o+ey *as, *o$% o2 $%e Sa$ys ae wonein

w%a$ 'ea.s ae $%ey +oo/in 2o $o'oow as $%ey’1e seen a.. $%e ei*.e oos w%i+%

Rowney *ou%$ 2o' $%e 'a/e$, Rowney *ou%$ so'e se1ea. 'ea$s an 1ee$a*.es a.on

wi$% 1aious seasonins an o$%e 2oo s$u22s $%a$ $%ey’1e ne1e seen *e2oe, !ae we

e6-e+$in so'eone $o'oow # swea i %a1en’$ seen you *ou%$ $%is 'u+% 2oo 2o an

o++asion" Bi.$on +o''en$e w%i.e %o.in an ins-e+$in a +an o2 2ui$ +o+/$ai., Rowney

-ause 2o a 'o'en$ w%en Bi.$on 'en$ione $%e !e6-e+$in so'eone" an *.ea/.y

answee3 "No #’' no$ e6-e+$in anyone $o'oow an" Rowney s$a$e wi$% a .i$$.e

annoyan+e on %is 1oi+e an +on$inue3 !#s $%ee so'e$%in won i2 we’.. %a1e a .i$$.e 2eas$

$o +e.e*a$e $%is 'on$%’s %o.iay", Bo$% o2 $%e Sa$ys s$ae si.en$.y u-on %eain $%ei

Mas$e Rowney’s $one an e+ie $o +on$inue un-a+/in an s$oin $%e 2oo s$u22s 2o

$o'oow inoin Rowney’s 'ooy a2$enoon #$ was Rowney’s $un $o o $%e inne an

%e’s *usy -e-ain an +oo/in u- $%ei 'ea.s 2o ye$ aain on a ainy e1enin, *o$% o2 $%e

sa$ys ae *a+/ on $%e Mas$e’s Beoo' is+ussin $%ei ne6$ -.an, Bi.$on was si.en$.y

%a1in so'e ee- $%ou%$s si$$in on $%e *e w%i.e %uin %is 2a1oi$e -i..ow o s%ou. #

say Rowney’s -i..ow $%a$ %e o$ a 2ew 'on$%s ao ?n %is sie was Cos*ie .yin on $%e *e

+o1ein %i'se.2 wi$% $%e sa'e s.ee1e.ess %ooe 4a+/e$ $%a$ %e was weain @ ays

s$ai%$, !W%a$’s $%e -.an You %a1en’$ one any$%in sin+e 'onin" Cos*ie .a5i.y

+o''en$e an s%i2$e in %is -osi$ion an -o/es Bi.$on *y /i+/in %i' on %is sie, !#’'

$%in/in7" Bi.$on ani.y es-one an .ae a$ Cos*ie w%o a--eae $o *e o5in o22

!You’1e *een $%in/in $%e w%o.e ay" Cos*ie oane an ose on $%e *e an s$oo nea

$%e winow as %e wa$+%es $%e sa'e ainy e1en$ ou$oos an ae !#$ see's .i/e Rowney

is s$i.. a *i$ u'-y wi$% $%is C%is$'as e1en$" Cos*ie no$e as %e -oin$e ou$ Rowney’s

*e%a1io ea.ie $%a$ a2$enoon, Bi.$on inoe Cos*ie’s s$a$e'en$ an si'-.y wa$+%e

Cos*ie $%en +ou.n’$ %e.- no$i+e %is *o$%e’s ou$2i$ s-e+ia..y $%e s.ee1e.ess %ooe 4a+/e$

an +o''en$e3 !You o ea..y .i/e weain $%a$ 4a+/e$", Cos*ie ins-e+$e %i'se.2 onw%a$’s won wi$% weain a 4a+/e$ on a +o. ainy ay o ni%$ !You’e no$ 2ee.in +o. ae

you" Cos*ie +oun$ee *a+/ $o -oin$ $%e o*1ious, Bi.$on -ause an $ie 2ee.in $%e oo'

an answee3 "We.. i$s a/ an ainin ou$sie *u$ # on’$ 2ee. any +o." Bi.$on no$e as

%e s$oo an $osses $%e -i..ow *a+/ on $%e *e -esen$in %is s%i$.ess *oy an weain a

/%a/i s%o$s a+$in so wa' an no'a. es-i$e o2 $%e wea$%e, Cos*ie s%us an inoes



Bi.$on as %e a4us$e $%e s.i--in +%e+/ee *.ue *o6es $%a$ %e’s weain an +on$inue

!So W%a$’s you -.an =e you oin $o -ass $%is ni%$ wi$%ou$ -esen$in Rowney a

su-ise" Cos*ie a--oa+%es %is *o$%e an $a-s %i' an s-o/e !# +an’$ $%in/ o2 any$%in

$%a$’.. 'a/e Mas$e Rowney %a--y", !W%a$ %a--ene wi$% you .eanins on $%e TV"

Cos*ie no$e -oin$in ou$ Bi.$on’s .eanins $%a$ %e o$ 2o' wa$+%in 'o1ies an 1aious-oa's $%a$’.. %e.- %i' on %is o-ea$ion, !T%ee’s so 'any an #’1e a.eay 2oo$ $%e

o$%e $%ins" Bi.$on ui.$i.y es-one an wa./s %is way in$o $%e ooway an .u'.y

s-o/e3 !# uess you’e i%$ #’.. .e$ $%is ni%$ -ass wi$%ou$ -esen$in Mas$e a su-ise"

Cos*ie wa's %i'se.2 *y wa'.y +aessin %i'se.2 an a--oa+%e Bi.$on an -e$$e %i'

!Don’$ woy you’.. e1en$ua..y $%in/ o2 so'e$%in w%en you’e in $%ee" Cos*ie no$e w%i.e

-oin$in $%e /i$+%en owns$ais w%ee Rowney is wai$in, Bi.$on nos an s'i.es as %e

s'e..e a 2a'i.ia a--e$i5in $ea$ !# uess innes eay" Bi.$on %a--i.y +o''en$e an

e6i$e $%e oo' .ea1in Cos*ie s$unne on %is s-o$ an w%is-ein3 "You’e %a1in a

i22i+u.$ $i'e on -.annin s$u22s *u$ you’e $oo <ui+/ w%en i$ +o'es $o 2oo" T%an/s 2o

$%e inne7 Bi.$on announ+es a2$e $%ey a.. 2inis% ea$in $%ei +%i+/en 'a+aoni sou- w%i+%

Rowney +oo/e !T%is sou- is *e$$e $%an $%e ones you *ou%$ ou$sie" Bi.$on 2u..y s$a$e a

'a/in Rowney s'i.e !We.. you /now w%a$ $%ey say No$%in *ea$s $%e %o'e'ae is%es"

Cos*ie no$i+es *o$% o2 Rowney an Bi.$on’s %a--y ea+$ions an nues Bi.$on an w%is-es

$o %i' usin $%ei Sa$y .anuae w%i+% is +on1e$e on $%e wos3 !#s +o'-.e'en$in ou

inne is you -.an $o 'a/e Rowney %a--y" Bi.$on 2a+e 2uowe an ye..e on $%e no'a.

.anuae $%a$ Rowney unes$ans3 !No i$s no$7" Rowney was s$a$.e on Bi.$on’s ea+$ion

an eye *o$% o2 $%e sa$ys an sai !W%a$’s no$7", Bi.$on a-o.oi5e an $ies $o e6+use

$%e'se.1es as %e sina.s Cos*ie $o no$ $a./ a*ou$ %is -.an in 2on$ o2 $%ei Mas$e, !He

oesn’$ e1en unes$an 'e" Cos*ie e-.ie s$i.. s-ea/in in $%ei Sa$y .anuae, Rowney

was a *i$ en$e$aine $o see *o$% o2 $%e sa$ys $a./in in a i22een$ .anuae an i.es

e$$in *o$% o2 $%e Sa$ys a$$en$ion3 !W%a$’s won Mas$e" Bi.$on as/e !#$’s 2unny

*e+ause #’' .i/e wa$+%in a Te.eno1e.a " Rowney 2unni.y +o''en$e w%i.e a$%ein u- $%e

sou- *ow.s on $%e inin $a*.e !W%a$’s a Te.eno1e.a ", !#$’s a La$in0='ei+an $e.e1ision

'o1ie $%a$ so'e$i'es *ein su**e o u**e wi$% i22een$ .anuaes e-enin on $%e

-.a+e w%ee i$’s *ein aie" Rowney e6-.aine 'a/in Cos*ie $%in/ w%a$ /in o2 .anuae

ae $%ey usin !Does i$ 'ean $%ey’e a.so s-ea/in ou .anuae" Bi.$on <ues$ione as %eso'ew%a$ unes$ans $%a$ !Te.eno1e.a " ae 'o1ies $%a$ s-ea/ o$%e /ins o2 .anuaes,

!T%ey on.y s-ea/ %u'an .anuae" Rowney answee an ae !#$’.. *e wei i2 $%ey s-ea/

on a .anuae $%a$ %u'ans on’$ unes$an" Cos*ie $%en s-ea/s $o Bi.$on s$i.. usin $%ei

Sa$y .anuae an sai3 "You +ou. use $%is Te.eno1e.a $o en$e$ain Rowney" Cos*ie

sues$e 2o Bi.$on’s su-ise $%is ni%$ !You $%in/ so" Bi.$on e-.ie usin $%ei .anuae



an 2unni.y .oo/s a$ Rowney 'a/in Rowney .oo/ ne1ous 2o %e oesn’$ /now w%a$ ae $%e

Sa$ys ae $a./in a*ou$3 !# on’$ /now w%a$ you’e uys ae sayin *u$ # swea you

soune 2unny" Bi.$on s'i.es *a+/ an .an+es *a+/ $o Cos*ie an +o''en$e !#$ sue

soune $%a$ %e’s %a1in so'e 2un .is$enin an wa$+%in us", !To. ya" Cos*ie es-one

an *eins o-enin u- 1aious +on1esa$ions $o $a./ a*ou$ $o en$e$ain Rowney w%ose%a1in so'e 2un wa$+%in $%e' an so'e$i'es $ies e-ea$in easy $o say wos $%a$ %e

s$i.. oesn’$ %a1e any ieas on w%a$ i$ 'eans e1en %e /e-$ as/in $%e Sa$ys an was 4us$

ene u- .i/e $a./in $o 2oein -eson w%o +an’$ unes$an %is .anuae T%e an s-ens

'os$ o2 $%ei ni%$ on $%e /i$+%en %a1in ano' +on1esa$ion w%i.e in/in so'e o2 $%ei

wa' *e1eae /ee-in $%ei Mas$e Rowney a'use w%en Bi.$on suen.y $%ou%$ o2 a

*i%$ iea 2o %is su-ise 2o %is Mas$e Rowney 2o $o'oow !# $%in/ $%is is enou%

2o $%e ni%$7" Bi.$on announ+es $a./in $o a no'a. .anuae w%i+% Rowney unes$ans, !#

was wai$in 2o you $o say $%a$7 #’' a.eay 2ee.in ou$ o2 -.a+e i2 you /ee- $a./in .i/e

$%a$7" Rowney e-.ies an s$e$+%es %is *oy, Cos*ie yawns an sina.s Bi.$on $o %ea *a+/

$o $%ei *eoo' $o es$ 2o $%e ni%$, Bi.$on nos an %a--i.y a--oa+%e %is Mas$e

Rowney $o i1e %i' oo ni%$ %u, !Bi.$on7" Rowney w%ine as %e $ies $o e$ away 2o'

Bi.$on !Co'e on Mas$e 4us$ one %u *e2oe we s.ee-s7" Bi.$on e'ane s-ea/in in $%ei

Sa$y .anuae aain, *o$% Rowney an Bi.$on an aoun in +i+.es on $%e /i$+%en an

e6i$e $%e oo' .ea1in Cos*ie w%o .a5i.y 2o..ows $%e' u-s$ais a2$e +.eanin u- $%e 'ess

w%i+% Rowney 2oo$ $o +.ean

%ous $o o *e2oe C%is$'as:: Bi.$on was s$i.. snoin on 9:>; o2 $%e 'onin3 Cos*ie

/ee-s -o/in an s%a/in Bi.$on $o wa/e %i' u- un$i. %e e+ie $o use %is 2ina. $u'- +a!T%e -in+% in $%e ni--.es" Bi.$on a.'os$ 2e.. o22 2o' $%e *e s$u.in an 'oanin 2o'

-ain an <ui+/.y su1eys $%e aea on.y $o see %is o.e *o$%e Cos*ie w%ose 2unni.y s$ain

a$ %i', !W%ee’s Mas$e7" Bi.$on +on2usin.y as/s w%i.e u**in %is ni--.es $yin $o ease

$%e -ain, !Di you 2oe$ $%a$ %e’s on %is *eoo'" Cos*ie answee as %e $i%$en $%e

s$ins o2 %is .oose s%o$s an s$a$e %is 'onin e6e+ise as %e s$e$+%es %is .i'*s an

'us+.es 2o wa'0u-, Bi.$on e'e'*ee $%a$ %e as/e %is o.e *o$%e $o no$ +ay

$%ei Mas$e Rowney on $%ei *eoo' 2o $%is ni%$ *e+ause %e was -.annin $o i1e %is

Mas$e Rowney a *ea/2as$ in *e !How Ro'an$i+" Cos*ie $%ou%$ $o %i'se.2 .as$ ni%$

a2$e %eain Bi.$on’s -.an, !# *e$$e s$a$ +oo/in7" Bi.$on announ+es an na/e.y uns ou$

on $%e *eoo', !You sue you on’$ nee any %e.-7" Cos*ie ye..e $o Bi.$on w%o a.eay

.e2$ $%e oo', !#’' oo7" Bi.$on e-.ie 2o' $%e %a..way an wen$ s$ai%$ $o $%e /i$+%en3

'eanw%i.e *a+/ on Rowney’s oo', Rowney was a.eay awa/e an %ea Bi.$on 'a/in so'e

noise as %e %ea %i' us%in owns$ais, Rowney e+ie $o s$ay an en4oy %is -i1a+y on

%is own oo' 2o %e /nows $%a$ %e ae.y s.ee-s in %is own oo' ue $o Cos*ie’s 2e<uen$



ni%$ /ina--in, Rowney s'i.es on $%a$ $%ou%$ $%en o5es o22 an e+ie $o e$uns on

%is s.ee- =n %ou .a$e Cos*ie 2inis%e %is 'onin e6e+ise an e+ie $o +%e+/ Bi.$on’s

s$a$us on $%e /i$+%en, as Cos*ie neas %is way in$o $%e /i$+%en, %e s'e..e so'e$%in

*unin an %e <ui+/.y %o-s %is way on $%e /i$+%en wi$nessin Bi.$on 2.i--in so'e *un$

-an+a/es !Hi7" Bi.$on ne1ous.y ee$e %is o.e *o$%e as %e saw %i' s$anin on $%eooway o2 $%e /i$+%en wi$% a su-ise .oo/ on %is 2a+e, !You sue you on’$ nee 'y %e.-"

Cos*ie e-.ie an +o1es %is nose $yin $o 2an %is suounins 'a/in a +.ea -a$% on $%e

s'o/y /i$+%en, Bi.$on ui.$i.y .ays own $%e -an an $uns o22 $%e s$o1e an <ui+/.y uns

an /nee.s in 2on$ o2 Cos*ie as/in 2o assis$an+e3 !# swea # in’$ /now $%a$ +oo/in

*ea/2as$ was $%is %a7" Bi.$on e6-.aine an +on$inue3 !# on’$ e1en /now %ow $o +oo/ a

-e2e+$ -an+a/es7", !Fine #’.. %e.- you" Cos*ie no$e as %e as *a+/ Bi.$on on $%e

/i$+%en an oee %i' $o +.ean $%e 'ess $%a$ %e +ea$e *e2oe %e s$a$s $ea+%in %i'

%ow $o +oo/ so'e -an+a/es, #$ $oo/ a.'os$ >; 'inu$es $o +.ean o22 $%e 'ess an $o +.ea

ou$ $%e s'o/e on $%e oo' $%en Cos*ie in<uie Bi.$on on w%a$ was $%e *ea/2as$ 'enu

$%a$ %e’s -.annin $o +oo/ 2o Rowney, !Ean+a/es7" Bi.$on %a--i.y announ+e an -esen$e

%i' $%e e'ainin *a$$e %e use, Cos*ie ins-e+$e $%e *a$$e an i--e %is 2ine

ana.y5in $%e +onsis$en+y o2 $%e *a$$e $%en $as$e i$ an +o''en$e3 !No oi., .ess sua,

'oe 2.ou, e s%e..s an +o. wa$e" Cos*ie 4us$ -oin$e ou$ $%e 'is$a/es on Bi.$on’s

-an+a/e *a$$e, %e in’$ a oi. an use +o. wa$e an -oue a .ae a'oun$ o2 2.ou,

in’$ e'o1e so'e $iny +a+/e e s%e..s an $%e *a$$e is no$ swee$, !Wow7" Bi.$on

as$onis%in.y +o''en$e an +.a-s %is %an $o -aise %is o.e *o$%e’s $a.en$ in +oo/in

an ae3 !W%a$ a' # wi$%ou$ you", Cos*ie -in+%es Bi.$on’s ea $o s$o- 2oo.in aoun

an oee %i' $o <ui+/.y 'a/e ano$%e -an+a/e *a$$e $%a$ is sui$a*.e 2o +oo/in,

Cos*ie ins$u+$e Bi.$on an assis$e %i' on $%e +oo/in -o+ess, Bi.$on i en4oys

s-enin so'e <ua.i$y $i'e wi$% %is *o$%e, $%e .as$ $i'e %e e'e'*ee *ein $%is %a--y

was $%e sa'e ay *e2oe $%ey’1e *een su''one on $%e 'o$a. %u'an ea.', *o$% o2 $%e'

we’e %a1in so'e .un+% nea $%ei 2a1oi$e +%i.%oo s-o$ nea an o. oa/ .oo/in $ee in

2on$ o2 a +.i22 2a+in $%e ea$ *.an/e$ o2 ne$$.e -.ains, !Bi.7" Cos*ie +a..e as %e -in+%es

%i' aain on %is ni--.es $o e$ %is a$$en$ion w%en %e no$i+es $%a$ Bi.$on was s-a+in ou$

!S$o- $%a$7" Bi.$on oae in e'*aass'en$ an +on$inue on %is +oo/in .esson wi$%

Cos*ie, a2$e ano$%e >; 'inu$es o2 -an+a/es ;, Bi.$on %a1e 2ina..y +oo/e a -e2e+$ anei*.e -an+a/e 2o %is Mas$e Rowney !Ee2e+$7" Bi.$on %a--i.y announ+es as %e -in+%es a

-o$ion o2 $%e -an+a/e $o $as$e i$ w%en Cos*ie s.a-s %i' wi$% $%e wooen s-oon $%a$

$%ey’1e use on 'i6in $%e *a$$e an +o''en$e3 !=en’$ you 2oe$$in so'e$%in"

Bi.$on -a$s %is %ans an $i'i.y answee3 !%'' # 2oo$ $o -ay" Cos*ie s.a-s Bi.$on’s

o$%e %an an +oe+$e %i'3 !T%e 'u" Bi.$on eye $%e 'u w%i+% Cos*ie -oin$e usin



$%e wooen s-oon an ee-.y $%ou%$ $o %i'se.2 !w%a$’s wi$% $%e 'u" %e 4us$ $%en

ea.i5e $%a$ %e 2oo$ $o 'a/e %is Mas$e Rowney’s wa' 'u o2 +%o+o.a$e Cos*ie %ans

%i' $%e 4a o2 sua an $%e +%o+o.a$e -owe a2$e Bi.$on en$.y $oo/ %is Mas$e

Rowney’s 2a1oi$e 'u i'-in$e wi$% a .ooney $oon +%aa+$e on $%e +u-*oa, Bi.$on

s'i.e -ou.y on %is o s%ou. # say Bi.$on an Cos*ie’s $ay o2 *ea/2as$ 2o $%eiMas$e Rowney, !You $%in/ Mas$e Rowney wi.. ea$ $%is" Bi.$on an6ious.y as/e $o Cos*ie

w%ose was%in $%e -ans an is%es $%a$ $%ey’1e use on $%ei +oo/in !# unno" Cos*ie

answee an s%us $%en +%e+/s $%e $i'e on $%e wa.. +.o+/ on $%e /i$+%en3 !:>8 a' s$i..

in $i'e 2o *ea/2as$" Cos*ie announ+e an sina.’s Bi.$on $o +ay $%e 2oo $ay *a+/ on

Rowney’s *eoo' !W%y on’$ you $a a.on" Bi.$on no$e as %e wai$e 2o Cos*ie’s +%oes

$o 2inis% an ae3 !We i 'a/e $%is *ea/2as$" Bi.$on s'i.e an e+ie $o %e.- Cos*ie

2inis% +.eanin $%e is%es :8@ a' Rowney is s$i.. o5in in %is *e +o1ein %i'se.2 wi$%

%is *.an/e$ $%a$ so'ew%a$ s'e..e .i/e Bi.$on an %ea %is oo o-ens, !Fi1e 'oe

'inu$es7" Rowney 'u'*.es an s%i2$e in %is *e, Rowney $%en 2e.$ a *oy wei%$ 4oinin

%i' on %is *e an e+ie $o +%e+/ $%e in$ue in %is oo' !Monin .i$$.e Ny'-%" Bi.$on

sunni.y s-o/e w%i.e s$o/in %is Mas$e Rowney’s 'essy %ai, !Bi." Rowney w%is-ee an

.a5i.y snu.es in$o Bi.$on’s *oy 'a/in Bi.$on wa' an +o'2o$a*.e !T%is is i$7" Bi.$on

$%ou%$ $o %i'se.2 2o o*$ainin one o2 %is .i2e$i'e a++o'-.is%'en$s $%a$ %e a.ways

ea's0o2 na'in3 !Mas$e Rowney’s aoa*.e %u", Bi.$on +.oses %is eyes e.is%in $%is

'o'en$ an 2e.$ %is Mas$e Rowney’s %eas *uowe ee-e on %is +%es$ 2ee.in %is wa'

s.ow *ea$%in w%en suen.y3 !Y=?CH77" Bi.$on s%ie/e an 2e.. o22 2o' $%e *e wi$%

%is Mas$e Rowney w%o .i$ea..y *i$es %is .e2$ ni--.e .ea1in a *i$e 'a/ !W%oa $%ee

$ie7" Cos*ie s-o/e w%ose s$anin on $%e ooway %o.in $%e $ay o2 *ea/2as$ w%i.e

wa$+%in $%e s+ene, Rowney ins-e+$e $%e *i$e 'a/ %e .e2$ on Bi.$on’s ni--.e an .oo/e a$

Bi.$on’s ea+$ion3 !#$’s .i/e on 'y ea'7" Bi.$on $%ou%$ $o %i'se.2 u-on e'e'*ein $%e

ea' %e %a $%is 'onin *e2oe Cos*ie wa/es %i' u- *y -in+%in %is ni--.es, Rowney

$%en i''eia$e.y +aw.s ou$ on $o- o2 Bi.$on w%en %e no$i+e $%a$ Bi.$on was na/e aain

an ani.y s-o/e3 !W%a$ ae you uys oin in 'y oo'7" Bi.$on s$oo on %is s-o$ s$i..

$ea$in %is ni--.es an -oin$e Cos*ie wi$% %is a1ai.a*.e a', Rowney saw Cos*ie %o.in a

2oo $ay 2u.. o2 -an+a/es an %is 'u an +o''en$e3 !Bea/2as$ in *e" Rowney s'i.es

on $%e su-ise an ui.$i.y a1e Bi.$on a %u w%i+% Bi.$on e+.ines $yin $o a1oi e$$in*i$$en on %is o$%e ni--.e, Rowney $%en ea$.y a-o.oi5e $o Bi.$on on %is *e%a1io an

$oo/ $%e $ay o2 *ea/2as$ on Cos*ie an a.so $%an/e %i' /nowin $%a$ Cos*ie i $%e

+oo/in !# +oo/ $%ose -an+a/es7" Bi.$on -ou.y announ+e $yin $o -oin$ ou$ $%a$ %e i

$%e +oo/in an Cos*ie on.y assis$e %i', Rowney $%en a--oa+%es Bi.$on +ayin $%e 2oo

$ay an o22es %i' $%e -an+a/es an +oo..y ee$e %i' an sai3 !W%y on’$ we ea$ $%is



%ee", !Bu$ $%a$’s 2o you Mas$e7" Bi.$on insis$e $yin $o 'a/e %is o-ea$ion su++ess2u.

!Bu$7", !No Bu$s7" Rowney oee an <ui+/.y s%o1es a -ie+e o2 -an+a/e on Bi.$on’s 'ou$%

w%i+% %e .a.y a++e-$s an swa..ows !My -an+a/es ae *es$7" Bi.$on -ou.y announ+e an

a*s ano$%e -ie+e o2 -an+a/e, Cos*ie s'i.e on $%e s+ene an 4oine $%e' w%en Rowney

+a..s %i' an -.ay2u..y s%o1es a -an+a/e on %is 'ou$%, *o$% Bi.$on an Rowney .au%s anCos*ie $%ou%$ $o %i'se.2 w%i.e wa$+%in *o$% o2 %is *e.o1e 2a'i.y .au%in a$ %i' !How

Ro'an$i+"

@ %ous $o o *e2oe C%is$'as: T%e an en4oye $%ei *ea/2as$ in *e ea.ie $%a$

'onin an $oo/ 'os$ o2 $%ei 'onin *a+/ on Rowney’s *eoo' +on1esin $%ei -.ans

2o $%e ay e1en s/i--in $%ei .un+% w%en suen.y Bi.$on $ie o-enin u- a is+ussion

a*ou$ C%is$'as, !So Mas$e W%y in’$ you e+oa$e 2o C%is$'as 4us$ .i/e w%a$ #’1e

seen on 'o1ies" Rowney s$ae *.an/.y in$o Bi.$on an si%$e !#’' no$ 4us$ use on

+e.e*a$in $%is e1en$" Rowney answee in a +%ee.ess way, !Cae $o s%ae $%e eason*e%in $%is .oo'y 2es$i1i$y" Cos*ie +o''en$e w%i.e *owsin so'e s$u22s on Rowney’s

ni%$ s$an as %e o*se1e Rowney’s e+en$ *e%a1io 2o $%e -as$ 2ew ays, Rowney in’$

es-on a$ 2is$ 2o %e oesn’$ wan$ $o $e.. $%e Sa$ys %is un.i/eness on C%is$'as ue $o

%is -as$, Rowney si'-.y s%us an as/e *o$% o2 $%e Sa$ys $o s$a$ $%ei ay 2o $%ey

%a1e so'e .o$s o2 -e-aa$ion $o o3 !He’s e2ini$e.y %iin so'e$%in aain" Cos*ie

$%ou%$ $o %i'se.2 w%i.e %eain ou$ $%e oo' wi$% Bi.$on $ai.in 2o' %is *a+/ %o.in

ano$%e -i..ow w%i+% %e s$o.e 2o' Rowney’s oo', !Bi.$on7" Rowney s%ou$e $o %a.$ Bi.$on

on %is s$e- an a--oa+%e %i' $o e$ie1e %is -i..ow an $ie -in+%in %is i%$ ni--.e $o

-unis% %i' 2o s$ea.in %is -i..ow, Bi.$on i''eia$e.y sies$e-s a2$e Rowney -in+%es %i'an %uie.y s+oo$e ou$ 2o' $%e oo' +o1ein *o$% o2 %is ni--.e .ea1in *o$% Cos*ie

an Rowney innin on $%e s+ene @:8 -' Bi.$on was *a+/ on $%e /i$+%en +o1ein %is

ni--.es s$i.. *o$%ee wi$% %is e+en$ e6-eien+e $%is 'onin, Meanw%i.e Cos*ie an %is

Mas$e Rowney ae is+ussin so'e is%es an 'ea.s $o +oo/ 2o $%ei C%is$'as 2eas$3

!So #$’s se$$.e You uys wi.. o you s-e+ia. oas$ 'ea$ an $%a$ 1ee$a*.e s$ew $%a$

you’e $a./in a*ou$" Cos*ie nos as %e *eins a$%ein $%e ineien$s $%a$ %e neee

2o 'aina$in $%e -ou.$y an swine 'ea$ $%en Rowney +on$inue3 !T%en #’.. o $%e

esse$s, -as$a an $%e eens" *y $%a$ $i'e Bi.$on e+ie $o 4oin *o$% %is Mas$e

Rowney an Cos*ie in 2on$ o2 $%e /i$+%en +oun$e +o..e+$in $%e 2oo s$u22s $%ey s$oe

insie $%e 2oo +a*ine$ *esie $%e 2ie an s-o/e3 !.e$ 'e o $%e oas$in7" *o$% Cos*ie

an Rowney /new $%a$ Bi.$on was an e6-e$ w%en i$ +o'es $o oas$in 'ea$, !?/ us$

'a/e sue you won’$ *un i$ 4us$ .i/e w%a$ you i .as$ > 'on$%s" Rowney +o''en$e as %e

$ie $o e'in Bi.$on a*ou$ %is *un$ 'ea$ a++ien$ on $%e /i$+%en $%a$ %a--ene .as$ >

'on$%s !#$’s no$ 'y 2au.$ i2 $%ee was so'eone /no+/in on $%e 2on$ oo an +a..in you



na'e7" Bi.$on e6+.ai'e an +on$inue3 !You i $o. us $o %ie w%en so'eone is" Rowney

%us%e Bi.$on on %is s-ee+% an so.e.y s-o/e3 !# /now #$’s -a$ o2 $%e %ouse u.e an i

a'i$ i$ $%a$ i$ wasn’$ you 2au.$ i2 you %a *un$ $%a$ e6-ensi1e 'ea$" Rowney s$a$e an

-asses Bi.$on $%e ineien$s a.on wi$% $%e 'ea$ 2o %is oas$ 'ea. !# uess $%a$ *un$

a++ien$ won’$ %a--en aain sin+e $%a$ you’e no$ e6-e+$in any ues$s $oay" Rowneya.'os$ o--e $%e -a+/ o2 w%i- +ea' $%a$ %e’.. *e usin on $%ei 2ui$ sa.a w%en Bi.$on

'en$ione $%e wo !Gues$", *o$% o2 $%e Sa$ys no$i+e RowneyIs 4u'-y *e%a1io aain

an $ies $o +onso.e %i'3 !So'e$%in won" Cos*ie <ues$ione an $a-s Rowney on %is

s%ou.e, Bi.$on was woie.y wa$+%in %is Mas$e Rowney, !#$’s no$%in" T%e $%ee *eun

-e-ain $%e 2oo e1en i$s s$i.. > -'

9 %ous $o o *e2oe C%is$'as: Rowney was a.one *a+/ on $%e /i$+%en s$ain *.an/.y in

2on$ o2 $%e o1en wa$+%in Bi.$on’s oas$ 'ea$ an +%i+/en $o +oo/ w%en suen.y a

2a'i.ia so2$ soun inin 2o' %is 'o*i.e -%one in %is -o+/e$ *o/e $%e si.en+e on $%eoo', Rowney s$ai%$ene %i'se.2 a2$e ins-e+$in $%e na'e $%a$ a--eae on %is -%one

an %a--i.y answee i$ =$ $%a$ 'o'en$ *o$% o2 $%e sa$ys ae *a+/ on $%e .i1in oo'

%a1in so'e is+ussion eain $%ei Mas$e Rowney’s *e%a1io3 !#$ see's .i/e Mas$e

isn’$ %a--y wi$% %is C%is$'as" Bi.$on no$e si$$in on $%e +ou+% wanein w%a$ was %is

Mas$e Rowney’s -o*.e', !You +an a.ways $y as/in %i' on w%a$’s $%e -o*.e'" Cos*ie

s-o/e on %is 2a1oi$e s-o$ an so'ew%a$ sina.e Bi.$on $o /ee- <uie$ an s.ow.y

a--oa+%e $%e .i1in oo' ooway, !W%a$" Bi.$on answee a2$e seein Cos*ie’s sina.

an $ie o*se1in $%ei suounins, Cos*ie sina.e Bi.$on $o 2o..ow %i' $o $%e /i$+%en

$o +%e+/ $%e sou+e o2 $%e soun $%a$ %e %ea ea.ie, !# in’$ %ea any$%in" Bi.$onw%is-ee 2o..owin %is *o$%e Cos*ie on $%e /i$+%en an $%ey’1e *o$% s$o- nea $%e

/i$+%en ooway o1e%eain so'e +on1esa$ion 2o' $%ei Mas$e Rowney3 !#’' 2ine7

Rea..y7 #’' oo %ee a$ $%e %ouse" Rowney so2$.y an e-essin.y answee *a+/ on %is

'o*i.e -%one, *o$% o2 $%e sa$ys ae now %iin *esie $%e /i$+%en ooway wi$% $%ei

%eas -ee-in si.en$.y wa$+%in $%ei Mas$e Rowney w%o’s s.ou+%in on a +one +.ose $o

$%e inin $a*.e 2a+in away 2o' $%e /i$+%en ooway sounin so .oo'y w%i.e $a./in on

$%e -%one, !Sis i in1i$e 'e yes$eay *u$ you /now 'e, #’' no$ +o'2o$a*.e wi$% %e

%us*an" Rowney -ause an s$oo on %is s-o$ us$in %is -an$s s$i.. %o.in %is -%one on

%is ea .is$enin $o a .on es-onse an a .i$$.e se'on a*ou$ $%e issue *e$ween %i' an %is

*o$%e in .aw, !Ma7 #’' 2ine %ee, you on’$ nee $o woy a*ou$ 'e $%is C%is$'as"

Rowney e-.ie an wen$ in$o $%e 2ie $o e$ %is *o$$.e o2 wa$e s$i.. no$ no$i+in $%e @

-yin sa$y %eas wa$+%in *e%in $%e /i$+%en ooway, !T%an/s 2o $%e ee$in7 Ta/e

+ae $%ee an .o1e you Ma7" Rowney ene $%e +a.. .oo/in sa$is2ie an a *i$ *.ue a2$e

enin $%e +a.. an wen$ *a+/ on $%e o1en $o +%e+/ $%e s$a$us o2 $%e oas$in 'ea$, !He’s



$a./in $o %is Mo'7" *o$% o2 $%e sa$ys w%is-ee u-on o1e%eain $%e +on1esa$ion,

Bi.$on nues Cos*ie $o e$un *a+/ on $%e .i1in oo' $o is+uss $%ei is+o1ey, Cos*ie

nos an si.en$.y +e-$ ou$ 2o' $%e oo' wi$% Bi.$on $ai.in *e%in %i', !Sa'e o. yea"

Rowney w%is-ee $o %i'se.2 an an/ on %is *o$$.e o2 wa$e no$ /nowin $%a$ *o$% Bi.$on

an Cos*ie we’e .is$enin ea.ie on %is +on1esa$ion wi$% %is Mo' on %is 'o*i.e -%oneMeanw%i.e *a+/ on $%e .i1in oo' !Mas$e’s sa *e+ause %is no$ +e.e*a$in %is C%is$'as

wi$% %is Mo'7" Bi.$on isa--oin$in.y no$e -osi$in %is iea $o %is o.e *o$%e Cos*ie

w%o see' $o *e $%in/in ee-.y on %is s-o$ !He is inee a .one.y one" Cos*ie ano'.y

e-.ie $o Bi.$on, Cos*ie /new 2o' $%e s$a$ $%a$ Rowney’s .oo'y *e%a1io %as so'e$%in

$o o wi$% %is .oneso'eness s-e+ia..y wi$% $oay’s o++asion /nowin $%a$ C%is$'as is *ein

+e.e*a$e wi$% you 2a'i.y 4us$ .i/e w%a$ Bi.$on es+i*e i$ u-on wa$+%in $oo 'any

C%is$'as $%e'e 'o1ies, !Bu$ i on’$ unes$an i$" Bi.$on e-.ie a2$e %a1in so'e

$%ou%$s $o %i'se.2 an +on$inue3 !#s Mas$e Rowney e4e+$in %is 2a'i.ies in1i$es

*e+ause o2 us" Bi.$on no$e +on+ei1in so'e e$ai.s $%a$ $%ey’1e %ea on $%e

+on1esa$ion ea.ie w%en Rowney e+.ine $%e in1i$e 2o' %is Sis$e an insis$in $%a$

%e’s 2ine on $%e %ouse +e.e*a$in $%e C%is$'as, !# ou*$ $%a$" Cos*ie answee an

$uns $o 2a+e Bi.$on an +on$inue3 !#$’s 4us$ +oin+ien$a. $%a$ we’e %ee in $%is /in o2

e1en$ *u$ # assue you $%a$ Rowney %as %is own eason on w%y %e insis$e on s$ayin %ee

on $%e %ouse", !# %o-e you’e i%$ # on’$ wan$ us $o *e+o'e $%e oo$ o2 Mas$e Rowney’s

e4e+$e C%is$'as +e.e*a$ion" Bi.$on ui.$i.y e-.ie s.ou+%in on $%e ee o2 $%e +ou+%,

!Be.ie1e 'e, %e’s s$i.. %a1in a oo $i'e wi$% us $%is C%is$'as" Cos*ie answee an

a--oa+%e %is youne *o$%e w%ose so.e'n.y 2ee.in ui.$y an woie $o %is Mas$e

Rowney an s-o/e as %e -e$$e Bi.$on’s %ea3 !You /now w%a$ We s$i.. on’$ %a1e a

C%is$'as i2$ 2o Rowney" Bi.$on’s e6-ession ins$an$.y +%ane w%en %is o.e *o$%e

Cos*ie 'en$ione $%e C%is$'as i2$, Bi.$on a.'os$ 2oo$ one o2 $%e 'os$ i'-o$an$

e$ai.s o2 C%is$'as !T%e Gi2$ Gi1in" : -' $%e an 2inis%e ea$in $%ei -a$ia.

inne 2o $%e ni%$ .ea1in enou% se1ins 2o $%e C%is$'as e1e $%a$ Rowney 'en$ione,

Bi.$on i''eia$e.y us% ou$ on $%e /i$+%en a2$e %e.-in was%in $%e is%es an a*s

Cos*ie a.on wi$% %i' %eae u-s$ais *a+/ on $%e Mas$e’s *eoo' !Don’$ 2oe$ $o $a/e

a *a$%7" Rowney s%ou$e 2o..owin $%e' on $%e s$ais, !W%a$ ae $%ose $wo ae u- $o now"

Rowney $%ou%$ $o %i'se.2 an wen$ s$ai%$ in$o %is *eoo' $o 'a/e so'e -e-aa$ions,!# on’$ /now w%a$ Mas$e Rowney wan$s7" Bi.$on es-ea$e.y +o''en$e w%i.e us$.in an

$ossin 1aious %ouse o*4e+$s on $%e oo' $%in/in o2 a -esen$ $o i1e $o %is Mas$e

Rowney, !We on’$ ea..y %a1e any i$e's $o i1e as a -esen$" Cos*ie e-ea$e /nowin $%a$

i$’s no$ a oo iea $o i1e Rowney an i$e' $%a$ .i$ea..y +a'e 2o' %is %ouse ae3 !Does

i$ ea..y %a1e $o *e an o*4e+$", Bi.$on -ause %o.in %is Mas$e Rowney’s *o6es s%o$s



w%i+% Bi.$on s$a$e weain a2$e s$e$+%in i$’s a$es 'a/in i$ 2i$ in$o %is wais$ an

%as a.eay %a1e a %o.e on i$’s ea !W%a$ i2 # 2i6 $%is an e$un i$ $o Mas$e" Bi.$on sai

-esen$in $%e o. *o6es s%o$s, "Ba iea" Cos*ie e-.ie an sna$+%e *a+/ $%e *o6es

$o Bi.$on an $osse i$ *a+/ on $%e esse3 !Bu$ Mas$e Rowney .i/es $%is +.o$%in an %e

was ea..y 'a w%en %e a1e $%is $o 'e" Bi.$on no$e an -o+ees on u''ain s$u22s on$%e +.ose$ an -ause w%en %e saw Cos*ie’s e2e.+$ion on $%e s'a.. 'io on $%e +.ose$

oo, !# $%in/ $%ee is one i2$ $%a$ Mas$e Rowney wi.. .i/e7" Bi.$on %a--i.y announ+e an

$uns $o 2a+e %is o.e *o$%e, !W%a$e1e i$ is us$ 'a/e sue i$ oesn’$ *e.on %ee

insie $%e %ouse" Cos*ie e-.ie an 2e.$ e.ie1e $%a$ Bi.$on a.eay $%ou%$ o2 a i2$ $o

i1e, Bi.$on a1e an o s'i.e $o %is o.e *o$%e an s-o/e3 !We.. i$’s s$i.. insie $%e

%ouse *u$ # /now $%a$ Mas$e ea..y !Li/es" $%is +e$ain !Bein"", !Bein" Cos*ie ne1ous.y

answee an /new $%a$ $%e i2$ $%a$ Bi.$on was e2ein $o was !Hi'se.2", !Wi.. you s$o-

$easin *o$% o2 us a.eay7" Cos*ie answee 2ee.in e'*aass 2o Bi.$on -oin$in $%e

o*1ious, !W%a$7 #$’s -e2e+$7 Mas$e .i/es you an i$ 'a/es you $%e -e2e+$ i2$ 2o %is

C%is$'as7" Bi.$on wi$$i.y +o''en$e an $oo/ o22 $%e *.an/e$ on $%e *e an -.ay2u..y

wa-s i$ in$o %is o.e *o$%e Cos*ie, !May # e'in you $%a$ # a' no$ an i$e'" Cos*ie

2iua$i1e.y no$e, !Be.ie1e 'e Bo7 You an Mas$e Rowney is an i$e'7" Bi.$on $easin.y

ae no$ /nowin w%a$ %e is sayin, !W%y on’$ you wa- youse.2 i2 you ea..y wan$e $o

'a/e Rowney %a--y" Cos*ie annoyin.y answee unwa--in %i'se.2 wi$% $%e *.an/e$ an

$osse i$ *a+/ $o Bi.$on, !#’' no$ sue i2 Mas$e Rowney wi.. .i/e 'e as a i2$" Bi.$on

eai.y announ+e an *uowe %is 2a+e on $%e *.an/e$ sni22in $%e 'i6e s+en$ o2 $%e'

wi$% $%ei Mas$e Rowney, Cos*ie $ie $o +o'2o$ %is youne *o$%e an a--oa+%e

%i' an -e$$e %i'3 !# $%in/ you %us ae $%e *es$ i2$ $%a$ %e’.. e+ei1e $%is C%is$'as"

Cos*ie sues$e +%eein u- Bi.$on, !You o see $%a$ Mas$e Rowney oesn’$ .i/e *ein

%ue *y 'e i%$" Bi.$on e-.ie -oin$in %is Mas$e Rowney’s s'a.. an$i-a$%y wi$%

e6-essi1e %us, !W%y on’$ you $y i1in %i' a i22een$ a--oa+%" Cos*ie sues$e $o

Bi.$on $o 'a/e %is %us e6$a s-e+ia. an i22een$, Bi.$on a+%e an eye*ow on $%a$

$%ou%$ an 2unni.y <ues$ione $%e i22een$ a--oa+% $%a$ Cos*ie was sues$in !Li/e

w%a$ Li/e .e$$in Mas$e Rowney *i$e 'y ni--.es" Cos*ie ins on Bi.$on’s answe an

sai !W%y no$ He see's .i/e i$", Bi.$on e'e'*es %is -e1ious ni--.e *i$in $%is

'onin an $ie +o1ein %is ni--.es !#’' one wi$% $%a$7" Bi.$on answee an $osse $%e*.an/e$ *a+/ on $%e *e an $oo/ a new $owe. on $%e +.ose$ an +o''en$e3 !#’.. $y $o

$%in/ o2 a oo a--oa+% 2o Mas$e Rowney’s C%is$'as %u" Cos*ie s%us an s'i.e on

Bi.$on’s answe an oee %i' $o $a/e a *a$%, !How a*ou$ you W%a$’s you i2$ 2o

Mas$e" Bi.$on <ues$ione an wen$ in$o $%e *a$%oo' .ea1in %is o.e *o$%e w%ose

see' $o *e s+%e'in so'e$%in 2o $%ei Mas$e Rowney’s i2$



=n %ou an a %a.2 'inu$es $o o *e2oe C%is$'as: Rowney was si$$in *esie Bi.$on on $%e

+ou+% *usy -.ayin so'e a'es on %is -%one a*ou$ 'ons$e s.ayin an aisin a /ino'

w%i.e Bi.$on was wa$+%in so'e 'o1ies on $%e TV 2ea$uin a s%ow a*ou$ a .ae o w%o$une in$o an o22i+ia. C%is$'as o s.ei% an Cos*ie s$anin *e%in $%e +ou+% wa$+%in

Rowney’s oins, $%ey’e a.. wai$in 2o $%e C%is$'as e1e $o +o'e a.ie $%a$ ni%$

Rowney was su-ise $o see *o$% o2 $%e Sa$ys weain on.y $%ei usua. ou$2i$3 $%eisnu.y *own .oin +.o$%s wi$% $%ei s+a-eoa$ $in/e$ %anin on $%ei wais$3 !W%a$’s $%e

o++asion" Rowney as/e $%e Sa$ys w%o *o$% a--eae on $%e .i1in oo' $%a$ see's $o

*e %a--y, !We.. #$’s C%is$'as" Bi.$on 2unni.y -oin$e an sa$ *esie $%e +ou+% *esie %is

Mas$e Rowney, !# i’n$ /now you uys a.so %a1e a ess +oe" Rowney %u'oous.y

answee an wa$+%e Cos*ie wa./ an s$oo in$o %is 2a1oi$e s-o$ nea $%e winow, !#$’s

no'a. 2o us $o wea $%e sa'e +.o$%in sin+e $%a$ we on.y %a1e 2ew +.o$%es $o wea"

Cos*ie s-o/e a2$e a 2ew 'inu$es o2 si.en+e in %is s-o$ 'a/in Rowney *.us% one'*aass'en$ 2o %eain $%e o*1ious eason 2o' Cos*ie !My a-o.oies 2o $%a$"

Rowney s%y.y answee an $oo/ ou$ %is -%one an s$a$e 'a/in %i'se.2 *usy w%i.e

wai$in 2o 'ini%$ : -' Bi.$on +o'-.aine 2o wai$in $oo .on 2o 'ini%$3 !#’'%uny7 W%y o we e1en nee $o wai$ $i.. 'ini%$" Rowney -ause %is a'e $o +%e+/ $%e

$i'e an +o''en$e3 "# $%in/ #’1e 'ae a 'is$a/e" Rowney s$a$e u-on ea.i5in $%ei

si$ua$ion !You 2oo$ $o *us% you $ee$%" Bi.$on 2unni.y +o''en$e !T%a$’s a *i$ ou$ o2

$%e <ues$ion" Rowney answee an s$oo on $%e +ou+% an was su-ise $o see Cos*ie

s$anin *e%in $%e +ou+% an +on$inue !# 2oo$ $%a$ we’e wai$in 2o C%is$'as e1ean no$ New yea" Rowney e6+use %i'se.2 $%en .e2$ $%e sa$ys on $%e .i1in oo' an

wen$ *a+/ u-s$ais $o 2e$+% so'e$%in, !Yes7" Bi.$on %a--i.y w%is-ee w%en %is Mas$e

Rowney .e2$, Bi.$on $%en an $owas $%e /i$+%en $o s$a$ %is o-ea$ion, !W%a$ ae $%ose

$wo uys u- $o" Cos*ie s%ue an .a5i.y sa$ on $%e +ou+% as %e wai$e 2o *o$% Bi.$on

an Rowney $o e$un :A@ -' Rowney +a'e *a+/ on $%e oo' +ayin an %iin $wo

-a-e *as on %is *a+/3 !Hi" Rowney ne1ous.y ee$e Cos*ie w%o .oo/e $ie on $%e

+ou+% an +on$inue !W%ee’s Bi.$on" Cos*ie aise %is %an an -oin$e $%e ie+$ion

Bi.$on’s w%eea*ou$s3 !Hi Mas$e7" Bi.$on s-o/e 2o' Rowney’s *a+/ w%o un/nowin.ya--eae a 2ew se+ons *e2oe Cos*ie -oin$e %is ie+$ion, !#s $%a$ ou i2$s" Bi.$on

<ues$ione ins-e+$in $%e -a-e *as $%a$ %is Mas$e Rowney’s %iin in %is *a+/, Rowney

s%y.y 'o1es %i'se.2 away 2o' Bi.$on w%o’s $yin $o sna$+% $%e -a-e *as !Yes i$ is you

i2$s an you won’$ e$ i$ $i.. C%is$'as e1e" Rowney no$e an se+ue.y %ies i$ *esie

Cos*ie w%o %e /nows won’$ *e in<uisi$i1e wi$% $%e *as +on$en$s, !So W%a$ ae you %iin

*a+/ $%ee = i2$ 2o 'e" Rowney +o''en$e as %e no$i+e $%a$ Bi.$on was a.so %iin

so'e$%in an %u'oous.y ae, !Le$ 'e uess #$’s so'e$%in you s$o.e *a+/ on 'y

oo'" Bi.$on e$s 2.us$ee an a *i$ annoye 2o *ein a++use 2o -o+/e$in ans$ea.in 1aious s$u22s 2o' %is Mas$e Rowney’s oo' e1en $%ou% i$’s $ue3 !#’' %ones$.y

$e..in you $%a$ # in’$ s$ea. $%is i$e' an i$ oesn’$ +o'e 2o' you oo'" Bi.$on s$a$e,

Rowney was unsue i2 Bi.$on was $e..in $%e $u$% so %e e+ie $o 'o+/ %i' an $ies $o

sna$+% $%e i2$ i$e' $%a$ %e’s %iin, !No7" Bi.$on +o''ane as %e $ies $o +i+.e aoun

$%e +ou+% a1oiin %is Mas$e, Cos*ie si'-.y wa$+%e $%e $wo as+a.s +%asin ea+% o$%e



on $%e oo' an e+ie $o s$o- $%e' as %e $ies $o $i- Rowney on %is s$e-s an -u..s %i'

+.ose $o $%e +ou+% w%ee %e’s si$$in3 !W%a$ was $%a$ 2o7" Rowney <ues$ione an

$une $ense as %e no$i+e $%e 2a'i.ia .ae 2o' Cos*ie s$ain a$ %i', Cos*ie’s 2a+e was+a.' an %is eyes we’e 2i6e un$o Rowney’s 2iue %e $%en en$.y $oo/ Rowney’s .e2$ a'

an -ess i$ in$o %is i%$ +%es$ w%ee %is +.an $a$$oo is $a$$ooe an w%is-ee3 !T%e on.y

i2$ $%a$ # +an a22o $o i1e you is 'y .oya.$y" Rowney s'i.e s-ee+%.ess an $ou+%e wi$%Cos*ie’s 1ow o2 e1o$ion an 2e.$ a *i$ ne1ous 2o *ein so +.ose an %a1in s$u+/ on %is

+uen$ -osi$ion si$$in on $o- o2 Cos*ie wi$% %is .e2$ %an -essin aains$ Cos*ie’s +%es$,

Bi.$on was ye$ aain 2ee.in 4ea.ous on $%e s+ene *u$ was 2ee.in %a--y 2o %is o.e

*o$%e 2o 2ina..y *ein o-en $o $%ei Mas$e, !Loo/ u- uys7" Bi.$on s-o/e a2$e +.eain

%is $%oa$ an -esen$in so'e$%in on $o- o2 Cos*ie’s %ea, !No$ aain" Rowney

e'*aassin.y +o''en$e u-on seein $%e o*4e+$ $%a$ Bi.$on was %o.in, ano$%e

i'-o1ise Mis$.e$oe 'ae 2o' -as.ey an a-es, Cos*ie eye $%e o*4e+$ ane'e'*ee w%a$ was i$ 2o an s$ae *a+/ $o Rowney w%ose now 2ee.in un+o'2o$a*.e

on $%e si$ua$ion, !May i" Cos*ie w%is-ee $yin $o e$ a -e'ission, !#’' oo77 No

/issin77" Rowney s$a$e an was now *.us%in 2o' e'*aass'en$ $%en $ies $o e$ u-2o' Cos*ie *u$ was s$o--e *y Bi.$on w%o 2o+i*.y es$ %i' *a+/ on %is +uen$ s-o$

!Co'e on Mas$e7 us$ one /iss" Bi.$on e'ane an nues %is o.e *o$%e $o o %is

'o1e, Cos*ie s%us an i1es Bi.$on a sina. $o s$o- %aassin Rowney an %e.-e %i'

s$oo on %is s-o$ an -asses $%e -a-e *a o2 i2$s 2o $%e', Rowney s%y.y $%an/e

Cos*ie’s /inness an %ane %i' $%e -a-e *a wi$% %is na'e i'-in$e on i$ an a1eBi.$on a .ae an a.so -asses %i' %is -a-e *a o2 i2$ $%en s-o/e3 !# %o-e you’e *o$% 2ine

wi$% $%is si'-.e an a *i$ -e+u.ia i2$" Rowney wa$+%es *o$% o2 $%e sa$ys ea+$ion w%i.e

o-enin u- $%ei i2$s3 !newea" Bi.$on +o''en$e ins-e+$in $%e o .oo/in

newea wi$% s$a-s o2 a$es an a -ie+e o2 +.o$%in +o1ein $%e 2on$a. -a$, !#$’s

+a..e !Do+/s$&a-s "" Rowney na'e i$ s%y.y an e6-.ains $%e -u-ose o2 i$ *y sayin3 !#$’s

an unewea $%a$ on.y +o1es $%e 2on$ an e6-oses $%e *a+/ w%i+% is oo 2o you uys

*e+ause you %a1e $ai.s" Rowney was ea..y e'*aass 2o %i'se.2 2o *uyin su+% an i$e'

2o *o$% o2 $%e sa$ys, %e i $%ou%$ $o %i'se.2 $%a$ %e’s $%ou% wi$% -u$$in so'e%o.es on $%e ea o2 ea+% +.o$%es $%a$ $%e sa$ys ae weain an %e e+ie $o i1e $%e'

so'e$%in $%a$’s 1ey +on1en$iona., +o'2o$a*.e an easy $o wea unea'en$s, Bi.$on

$ies $o en1ision %i'se.2 weain $%e sai unea'en$s an e+ie $o 2i$ i$ as %e <ui+/.y

.oosen %is snu.y .oin +.o$%3 "T%e on.y i2$ $%a$ # wis% 2o Bi.$on is $o s$o- s$i--in in

2on$ o2 'e" Rowney annoyin.y +o''en$e as %e $uns %i'se.2 aoun no$ wan$in $o see

Bi.$on s$i--in an weain $%e sai unea'en$s, !W%a$’s won wi$% $%a$" Bi.$on

<ues$ione as %e +o'2o$a*.y a4us$e $%e a$es on %is wais$ an $a-s %is +o$+%

se+uin so'e$%in $%a$ *u.es on $%e way3 !T%a$ .oo/s oo" Cos*ie +o''en$e u-onseein $%e 4o+/s$a-s $%a$ Bi.$on is weain !# $%in/ # 4us$ 2e.$ a +oo. a2$ -ass on 'y

*a+/" Bi.$on no$e as %e s$ai%$ene %is $ai. $u2$, Rowney $%en $uns $o 2a+e $o see

Bi.$on’s a$$ie $o +%e+/ i2 $%e unea'en$ 2i$s %i' we.. an su-isin.y $%ou%$ $o

%i'se.23 !He .oo/s .i/e a 2oo$*a.. -.aye on $%e .o+/e oo' on.y weain $%a$ 4o+/s$a-",

Cos*ie no$i+e Rowney’s eyes ae 2i6e on Bi.$on’s 2.u22y $ai. an 2unni.y +o''en$e3 !See



w%a$ you .i/e" Rowney was s-a+in ou$ on $%e s+ene an un/nowin.y e-.ie in$o Cos*ie’s

+o''en$ an aoin.y sai !Yes" Bi.$on was s$unne %eain %is Mas$e Rowney’s es-onse

an %a--i.y a--oa+%e an %ue %i' sayin3 "# a.ways /new $%a$ you .i/e 'y $ai.7",Rowney %a1e e$une $o %is senses an ea.i5e w%a$ %e %a1e sai3 !You w%a$7" Rowney

$ies $o es+a-e 2o' Bi.$on’s %u *u$ %esi$a$e sin+e $%a$ Cos*ie a.eay 4oine $%e' an

-e$$e $%e' *o$% on $%ei %eas an ee$e $%e' !Mey C%is$'as" *o$% Rowney anBi.$on -ause on $%a$ $%ou%$ an .an+es on $%e ii$a. +.o+/ on $%e oo' $o +%e+/ $%e

$i'e w%i+% says3 FR# 0 @J@AJ@;A 0 ;;:;; a' !We.. Mey C%is$'as uys" Rowney

ee$e $%e' an Bi.$on a22e+$iona$e.y an $i%$.y %us %is Mas$e Rowney $%an/in %i'

2o $%e i2$ $%a$ %e’s +uen$.y weain, Rowney $%en was in$eu-$e w%en Cos*ie $a-s

%i' on %is s%ou.e s%owin $%a$ %e’s %o.in so'e$%in on $o- o2 Bi.$on’s %ea, !No$ you

$oo7" Rowney -o$es$e seein $%e i'-o1ise 'is$.e$oe $%a$ Bi.$on 'ae, Bi.$on s'i.es

/nowin w%a$ was %is o.e *o$%e is u- $o an $ie +on1in+in %is Mas$e Rowney $o i1e%i' a /iss !Co'e on Mas$e 4us$ one C%is$'as /iss", Rowney a1e Bi.$on a wanin .oo/ an

s.ow.y s.ies %is %ans in$o %is +%es$ ini+a$in $%a$ %e’s eay $o $wea/ so'eone’s ni--.es,

Bi.$on i''eia$e.y e.eases %is Mas$e Rowney an +o1es %is ni--.es an a-o.oe$i+a..yee$s %is no$ion !T%an/ you 2o you +oo-ea$ion7" Rowney no$e an i1es Bi.$on a

wanin sayin !#’' wa$+%in you7" $%en .eas $%e way ou$ o2 $%e .i1in oo' an as/e $%e

Sa$ys 2o $%ei ano$%e oun o2 .a$e ni%$ inne $o +e.e*a$e $oays %o.iay, !# on.y

wan$e $o i1e 'y i2$ $o Mas$e Rowney" Bi.$on w%is-ee a2$e Rowney .e2$ $%e' on $%e

oo', !You’e i2$ is a Hu wi$% a Mis$.e$oe" Cos*ie +.ai2ie an ae3 !You Di22een$a--oa+% is $%e Mis$.e$oe" Bi.$on nos an .oo'i.y 2o..ows %is Mas$e Rowney on $%e

/i$+%e, Cos*ie %a.$s Bi.$on on %is way an +o''en$e3 !#’' sue Rowney wi.. a++e-$ you

i2$ .a$e" Bi.$on ou*$s %is o.e *o$%e’s iea *u$ %e’s s$i.. %o-in $%a$ %is Mas$e

Rowney wi.. a++e-$ %is %u'*.e C%is$'as i2$ !Le$’s 4us$ ea$" Bi.$on u'*.e an -us%es

%is o.e *o$%e ou$ o2 $%e oo' .ea1in $%e 'essy .i1in oo' 'esse wi$% $%e *as o2

4o+/s$a-s an +u'-.e -a-e *as on $%e +ou+%

C%is$'as e1e: Bi.$on ins$an$.y 2oe$s %is ea.ie -o*.e' +on+enin $%e C%is$'as %u

2o %is Mas$e Rowney w%i.e sa1oin $%e .as$ *i$s an *ones o2 $%e oas$e +%i+/en a.on

wi$% 1ee$a*.e s$ew an Tuna Ca*onaa, !#$’s .i/e new yea" Rowney 2unni.y $%ou%$ $o

%i'se.2 'un+%in so'e sa.a eens seein %ow Bi.$on +.eans %is -.a$e an Cos*ie %a1inso'e .eisue $i'e wi$% %is .e'on 'in$ $ea, i$ was Rowney’s 2is$ $i'e s$ayin u- .a$e $o

+e.e*a$e C%is$'as an no$ 4us$ C%is$'as *u$ an e6$aoinay C%is$'as wi$% Cos*ie

an Bi.$on, Rowney was *ea'in wi$% 4oy e'inis+in so'e o2 %is o. %a--y seasona.

'e'oies wi$% %is 2a'i.y an se+e$.y s%e so'e $eas $unin away 2o' *o$% o2 $%esa$ys w%ose *usy %a1in $%ei own +on1esa$ions, Bo$% o2 $%e Sa$ys +an’$ %e.- no$i+e

$%ei Mas$e Rowney’s .oo'y aua s-e+ia..y 2o a s-e+ia. ay $%a$ $%ei +e.e*a$in Cos*ie

$ies $o +a.' Rowney an <ues$ione %i' on w%a$ was won3 !You’e no$ ea..y oo a$

%iin e'o$ions" Cos*ie /nowin.y +o''en$e $yin $o +%ane $%e 'oo, Rowney s'i/s on

Cos*ie’s no$e an a1e %i' a .i%$ -un+% on %is s%ou.e an annoyin.y e-.ie3 !an you

oo a$ 'a/in 'e $ense", !#s $%ee’s a -o*.e' Mas$e" Bi.$on as as %e 4oins $%e



e'o$iona. is+ussion an +o''en$e !You 'ay *e *a a$ %iin e'o$ions an 'y *o$%e

*ein <ui$e is$u*in a$ $i'es *u$ #’' a.so *a on 'a/in you %a--y" Bi.$on +on2esse

s%owin %is i'-o1ise 'is$.e$oe $o %is Mas$e Rowney 'a/in Rowney 2ee. ui.$y 2osnu**in Bi.$on’s a$$e'-$s on 'a/in %i' %a--y !#’' soy uys i2 # 'ae you woy $oo

'u+%" Rowney s$a$e wa$+%in $%e +on+ene .oo/ on Cos*ie an Bi.$on’s .ow0s-ii$e

e6-ession3 !#$’s 4us$ $%a$ #$’s *een a .on $i'e sin+e #’1e +e.e*a$e C%is$'as wi$%so'eone" Rowney e6-.aine e$unin $o %is .oo'y s$a$e, Cos*ie *o..y as/e Rowney

$%ei -io +on+en a*ou$ Rowney’s *e%a1io $%a$ $%ey’1e o*se1e 2o $%e -as$ 2ew ays

an s-o/e3 !Cae $o s%ae $%is -o*.e' eain $%is C%is$'as issue you %a1e", Rowney

s$ae *.an/.y on *o$% o2 $%e Sa$ys a2$e %eain Cos*ie’s 'essae an e+ie $o s-o/e

a2$e a 2ew .an+es on *o$% o2 $%e sa$ys3 "#’1e ne1e .i/e C%is$'as *e+ause o2 'y

2a'i.ies a*sen+es on $%is yea.y +e.e*a$ion, #’1e s-en 'oe $%an a e+ae o2 C%is$'as

s-enin $%is %o.iay wi$%ou$ $%e' 'a/in e1ey yea +e.e*a$ion .one.y an 'isea*.ew%i+% e6-.ains 'y .oo'y *e%a1io e1ey $i'e C%is$'as season is +o'in" Rowney

un%a--i.y e6-.aine 'a/in Bi.$on .oo/ sae 2o %is Mas$e Rowney’s %is$oy wi$%

C%is$'as, !W%a$ /in o2 2a'i.y o you %a1e $%a$ ne1e 1isi$s you on a s-e+ia. ay" Cos*iesai no$in so'e o2 %is .eanins on Rowney’s -as$ wi$% %is 2a'i.y, Rowney s%e a $ea an

e.i*ea$e.y +o''en$e3 !No nee $o e'in 'e a*ou$ $%a$" Rowney sai as %e se$s %is

eye.asses own an +on$inue3 !T%ey’e s$i.. 'y 2a'i.y an you +an’$ +%ane $%a$ e1en

you’e *ein $ea$e .i/e a no*oy" Rowney s$oo on %is sea$ .ea1in $%e $wo sa$ys

sa$is2ie wi$% %is a'a$i+ answe *u$ was s$o--e w%en Bi.$on a*s %i' on %is .e2$ a'an s-o/e3 !You’e no$ a No*oy", Rowney was $%en -u..e *y Cos*ie an %ue %i' an

+on$inue3 !We ae now you new 2a'i.y an we’.. 'a/e sue $%a$ you’.. ne1e 2ee. a.one a$

any /in o2 %u'an +e.e*a$ions you %a1e" Bi.$on -e$s %is Mas$e Rowney %uin %i'

$i%$.y 4us$ .i/e w%a$ %e i on %is -.ee o2 .oya.$y on $%ei 2is$ ay !We’.. a.ways *e

%ee i2 you’e 2e..in .one.y" Rowney .oo/s *a+/ a$ Bi.$on’s 2a+e $%a$ a1e %i' a sin+ee

s'i.e an $%an/e %i' *y $ense.y e$unin $%e %u 'a/in Bi.$on %a--y, !T%an/ you"

Rowney w%is-ee as %e a*s Bi.$on’s %ons $o .owe %i' neain %is %ea in$o %is 2a+e

an a1e %i' a /iss on $%e nose 'a/in Bi.$on 2o5e on %is -osi$ion, !Ha--y now" Rowney+o''en$e an i.e as %e e.eases %i'se.2 on Bi.$on an s$ae *a+/ on $%e 2iue

w%ose s$anin *esie $%e', $%a$ snea/y Cos*ie .oo/e so en$e$aine wi$% %is wi.y

s+%e'e 2o *inin u- $%e Mis$.e$oe a$$e'-$ aain, %o.in $%e i'-o1ise Mis$.e$oe

w%i+% Bi.$on +ea$e, Rowney s$oo in 2on$ o2 Cos*ie an s$ae a$ %i' e-ea$in $%e

sa'e wos w%i+% Cos*ie as/e ea.ie *a+/ on $%e .i1in oo' wi$% Bi.$on %o.in $%e

Mis$.e$oe3 !May i", Cos*ie s'i/s on $%e no$e an $osse $%e 'is$.e$oe on Bi.$on 'a/in

Bi.$on e$un $o %is senses, Cos*ie %u'*.y -e$$e an u22.e Rowney’s %ai an %o.s %is

+%in an neae %is 2a+e in$o Rowney’s an 2on.y s-o/e so'e$%in on $%ei Sa$ys.anuae, a wa' /iss .ane on Rowney’s 2oe%ea a.on wi$% a e.a6in 'essae on

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