8/6/2019 I Can't Recommend It Enough
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It's the last day of the community service prescription. Hour 79
of 80.His supplies are all cleaned and returned to their shelves.
Himself, paint-covered and filth-covered from another monotenous
four hours of pretendingto work. His time, evenly disperesed
amongst the couches in the historydepartments lounge. Idle and numb
as he has been for the last four weeks,
resting 1 on the waxed tile floor without pants to encumber him,
a public radiopodcast buzzing in his ear so he can assure himself
of his intelligence 2 . A fewmoments until noon arrives and he can
take off aga-
Have I pissed on the roof yet?
He sits up in a rush to something. Composed, he retrieves his
pantsand reunites leg hair and denim as he walks/jumps/changes 3
towards the roof access ladder. The horizontal door jams a bit but
yields as soon as hisintentions are internally clarified. This is
the highest point of the school, on ahill, a thousand feet
4above sea level. Traffic and shopping centers continue
their intentions as does he, admiring the view of
gentrefication. He drops hispants 5, and lets his body adjust to
the new sensation of being half-naked on a
rooftop. The stream comes without hesitation 6 and strikes the
rough surfaceof the roof. Richocheted droplets strike and cling to
his shins. The summerwind moves between his legs and flairs his
shirt-tails. Smiling at the relief from urinating 7, He steps down
the ladder and returns to the air-conditionedcell he was told he
would be improving several weeks ago. Without theburden of
metaphorical concepts, he was free to return to his podcast
andcouch(es) passing up personal reflection. No significant purpose
formed, for
the motivation was to say that he had.
1. from what?2. He fell to the belief that one's taste in media
defined a persons intellectual merit. Otherwise
known as the WWE Therom published by Dr. Casey Esel in 1998. Dr.
Esel's theorey is challenged by a 2001New York Times article, by
Gregor Blbec, that states "... the connection between the I.Q. of
an averageperson and thier taste in romantic-era painting's can be
contradicted by the cases of the Ted Kaczynski,the una-bomber and
mathmatical prodigy, or Hulk Hogan, a primary critic of David
Caspar Friedrich andprowrestling.about.com #1 professional wrestler
of all time."
3. it's very stupid looking to change your pants while walking4.
1010 feet for you factual bastards5. There is a clarification
required to address the difference between "dropping your pants
to
urinate" and "pissing" as the two actions have significant
differance. The act of unfastening your belt, andshuffling your
pants and undergarment down to your ankles so your genitals are
openly exposed to theenviornment, and then relieving yourself
require a greater demand of effort and confidance than justwhipping
it out from the folds and zipper and pissing as quickly as your
sphincter allows it. There's almosta hint of shame of while pissing
in the traditional sense, as if you wanted the process to be done
as quicklyas possible and hope that the fellow in the stall to the
left of you isn't a sex-offender. While pissing withyour pants
around your ankles is a proud act, symbolic maybe, but kind of
awesome all around
a. Then it
occurs to you how drafty it is up here.a And I do feel sorry
that evolution has disabled half of the population from
expieriencing this male-exlusive joy.
6. isn't it awesome not having prostate cancer?7. His pants are
at this point in the upright and fastened position.
