House Subtitle s01e02

8/19/2019 House Subtitle s01e02

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100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,927[Chattering]

200:00:02,003 --> 00:00:05,001[Man]On your right.On your right. On your right.

300:00:05,068 --> 00:00:07,181Back, back, back, back, back.Come on, buddy.

400:00:10,830 --> 00:00:13,184Yeah, Dan! Yeah!

500:00:13,256 --> 00:00:15,001Yea.![Woman]Yea.!

600:00:15,075 --> 00:00:18,440[Man]Back, back, back, back, back.Watch the winger.!

700:00:25,655 --> 00:00:28,411[Chattering]

800:00:30,540 --> 00:00:32,722

Yeah.!

900:00:56,383 --> 00:00:58,393You okay?

1000:00:58,472 --> 00:01:00,551Dan? Dan, talk to me.

1100:01:00,629 --> 00:01:03,351Dan. Dan.

1200:01:03,425 --> 00:01:06,285Get a doctor!

1300:01:46,250 --> 00:01:48,549- Hey.- Close the door.


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1400:01:48,620 --> 00:01:51,181Close the door.

1500:01:53,927 --> 00:01:57,022Is Cuddy down the hallcounting to 50?

1600:01:57,099 --> 00:01:59,933She knows I'm in here,in the clinic, as she commanded.

1700:02:00,003 --> 00:02:03,235- She just doesn't know I'm alone.- Well, you've got a full waiting room.

1800:02:03,308 --> 00:02:06,039- How long do you think you can ignore them?- I'm off at 4:00.

1900:02:07,781 --> 00:02:10,046You're doing thisto avoid five minutes of work?

2000:02:10,118 --> 00:02:12,747If I go out there, I get assigneda kid with a runny nose.

2100:02:12,822 --> 00:02:16,054That's 30 seconds looking at the nose,

25 minutes talking to a worried mom...

2200:02:16,127 --> 00:02:18,926who won't leave until she's sureit's not meningitis or a tumor.

2300:02:18,998 --> 00:02:21,365Yes. Concerned parentscan be so annoying.

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00:02:21,434 --> 00:02:25,064Just tell Cuddy you've got an urgentcase. You had to leave early.That would be lying.

2500:02:25,140 --> 00:02:30,045And that would be wrong. But luckilythe definition of"urgent" is fungible.


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2600:02:30,114 --> 00:02:32,743Not the definitionof"case" though.

2700:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,921You have no cases?

2800:02:38,993 --> 00:02:41,052You have no cases?

2900:02:41,130 --> 00:02:44,862You've got handpickeddoctors-specialists-

3000:02:44,936 --> 00:02:47,838working for you,and they're sitting on their hands?

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00:02:47,907 --> 00:02:51,742- Cameron's answering my mail.- Oh, time well spent, I'm sure.

3200:02:51,812 --> 00:02:53,803Foreman and Chase?

3300:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,873Research?

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00:02:55,952 --> 00:02:58,922[Typing]

3500:03:02,561 --> 00:03:05,292Nine letters.Iodine deficiency in children.

3600:03:05,366 --> 00:03:07,528Cretinism.

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00:03:16,916 --> 00:03:19,818So, 4:03 p.m.,Dr. House checks out.

3800:03:19,887 --> 00:03:21,821Please write that down.

3900:03:21,890 --> 00:03:24,086


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Dr. House.Sorry. Done for the day.

4000:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,062Plenty of docs hereto take care of you.But we had an appointment.

4100:03:27,131 --> 00:03:30,465Nice try, but this isa walk-in clinic, which meansthere are no appointments.

4200:03:30,536 --> 00:03:32,767You walk in, sign the chart,and a doctor will see you.

4300:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,333Just not me.Your letter says that we'd see you.

4400:03:37,380 --> 00:03:39,781Not a big letter writer.Here.

4500:03:42,353 --> 00:03:45,846When did my signature get so girlie?

4600:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,121- I can explain.

- See that "G"?

4700:03:48,195 --> 00:03:50,630See how it makes a big loop on top?

4800:03:50,699 --> 00:03:54,067Doesn't even look like my handwriting.Think I have something?

4900:03:54,138 --> 00:03:57,540

What's the differential diagnosisfor writing G's likea junior high school girl?

5000:03:57,609 --> 00:04:01,341It's impossible to get to youthrough normal channels.They have called, e-mailed.


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5100:04:01,415 --> 00:04:05,318Perseverance does not equal worthiness.Next time you want to get my attention,wear something fun.

5200:04:05,387 --> 00:04:07,355Low-rider jeans are hot.

5300:04:07,424 --> 00:04:12,489Sixteen-year-old male. Sudden onsetof double vision and night terrors,with no apparent cause.

5400:04:12,564 --> 00:04:15,033The kid's been totwo neurologists, and he-Night terrors?

5500:04:15,102 --> 00:04:17,901

- As in big scary monsters?- Yes.

5600:04:20,743 --> 00:04:24,236- Where are you going?- To see the family.

5700:04:24,315 --> 00:04:28,377- You're going to examine a patient?- Nine times out of 10,there's no reason to talk to a patient.

5800:04:28,455 --> 00:04:32,290But night terrors in a 16-year-oldis a very good reasonto talk to this family.

5900:04:32,361 --> 00:04:34,295Good work.

6000:04:37,267 --> 00:04:39,201

Margins are fine.

6100:04:39,270 --> 00:04:41,204No lesions.

6200:04:42,441 --> 00:04:44,740Color is good.


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6300:04:44,812 --> 00:04:48,146How long have you beenhaving night terrors?Three weeks.

6400:04:48,217 --> 00:04:51,415He's afraid to go to bed.He's exhausted,can barely function.

6500:04:53,492 --> 00:04:56,985- What does that tell you?- Nothing. It's just funwatching him blink.

6600:04:57,063 --> 00:05:00,556Name as many animals as you canthat begin with the letter "B." Go.

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00:05:07,311 --> 00:05:11,408- Baby elephant?- Baby elephant is actuallya good answer.

6800:05:11,484 --> 00:05:14,010- "B" is a bear of a letter.- What does that tell you?

6900:05:14,088 --> 00:05:18,116Proves two things:

No neurological damage, and your sonis never gonna be chief fry cook.

7000:05:18,194 --> 00:05:21,926In teens, there are twolikely causes of night terrors.

7100:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,698- Posttraumatic stress. Any recentshoot-outs at your high school?- No.

7200:05:25,772 --> 00:05:27,000- Then, Dave-- Dan.

7300:05:27,073 --> 00:05:31,135If there's no trauma,the other cause is... sexual abuse.


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7400:05:33,851 --> 00:05:37,288So who's molesting you?Teacher?

7500:05:37,355 --> 00:05:40,348Extra-friendly neighbor?I'd ask if either of youwere involved, but you'd deny it.

7600:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,156We would never hurt Dan.

7700:05:42,230 --> 00:05:44,631I say it here,it comes out there.

7800:05:44,700 --> 00:05:47,192This lack of response

is consistent with abuse.

7900:05:47,270 --> 00:05:50,069There's no one, okay?L- I swear.

8000:05:50,141 --> 00:05:53,236There was trauma.I got hit in the headduring a lacrosse game.

8100:05:55,082 --> 00:05:58,450Did you knowthat he got hit in the head?

8200:05:58,520 --> 00:06:02,048- They didn't mention it. No.- Yeah. Why bother?

8300:06:04,963 --> 00:06:07,489No, no. We took him

to the E.R. After the game.

8400:06:07,567 --> 00:06:10,093He was scanned. They tested him.They said he was fine.

8500:06:10,171 --> 00:06:12,105No concussion.


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It's gotta be something else.

8600:06:12,174 --> 00:06:15,667You hound me for my opinion,and then you question my diagnosis.

8700:06:15,745 --> 00:06:19,147Cool. E.R. Obviously screwed up.Kid's got a concussion.

8800:06:19,217 --> 00:06:22,346I had double vision before I was hit.Well, that changes everything.

8900:06:22,422 --> 00:06:25,221You need glasses.That's why you had double vision,

9000:06:25,293 --> 00:06:29,994

which is why you got hit,which is why you have a concussion,which is why you have night terrors.

9100:06:30,066 --> 00:06:33,093You need to see an ophthalmologist,which I am not.

9200:06:33,171 --> 00:06:38,543You enjoyed that. I brought a reasonablecase to your attention, and you shoved it

in my face just to humiliate me.

9300:06:38,612 --> 00:06:41,480You're an only child, aren't you?Why would you say that?

9400:06:41,551 --> 00:06:43,280Because everything is about you.

9500:06:44,421 --> 00:06:48,723

This may seem incredibly controversial,but I think sexual abuse is bad.

9600:06:48,794 --> 00:06:51,787I just wanted to make surehe wasn't being diddledby Daddy- or Mommy.

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00:06:51,865 --> 00:06:53,890Anything else is just a bonus.

9800:07:04,817 --> 00:07:08,151I'm not an only child.Interesting.

9900:07:08,222 --> 00:07:10,487What?Don't move.

10000:07:11,261 --> 00:07:15,198- Did I bore you in there?- What? Uh, no. Not- Not really.

10100:07:15,266 --> 00:07:17,633Are you tired?

10200:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,763

- Sometimes.- He never sleeps.Of course he's tired.

10300:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,309- Right now. At this moment.Are you tired?- No. No.

10400:07:22,377 --> 00:07:24,608That twitch in your leg.

Did you feel that?

10500:07:25,982 --> 00:07:28,213- Didn't hurt.- His leg twitched.I don't see what-

10600:07:28,286 --> 00:07:32,053It's called a myoclonic jerk.It's very commonwhen you're falling asleep.

10700:07:32,124 --> 00:07:37,496Respiration rate falls, and the brainsometimes interprets this as the body dying,so it sends a pulse to wake it up.

10800:07:37,566 --> 00:07:39,762- So?


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- So, he's not asleep.

10900:07:39,836 --> 00:07:42,567He's awake.

11000:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,631Admit him.

11100:07:47,648 --> 00:07:51,050[House]I recognize that loopy "G. '"

11200:07:51,119 --> 00:07:53,110So, what does thejerk tell us?

11300:07:53,188 --> 00:07:55,487Nothing good.The brain's losing control of the body.

11400:07:55,558 --> 00:07:59,325Can't order the eyes to focus,regulate sleep patternsor control muscles.

11500:07:59,398 --> 00:08:01,423A movement disorderor a degenerative brain disease.

11600:08:01,501 --> 00:08:05,029

Either way, this kid's gonna bepicking up his diplomain diapers and a wheelchair.

11700:08:05,106 --> 00:08:07,074Maybe not that bad.Could be an infection.

11800:08:07,143 --> 00:08:09,168You wish.No fever, no white count.

11900:08:09,246 --> 00:08:14,686Anyone think this differential diagnosismight be compromised becausewe don't have an accurate family history?

12000:08:14,753 --> 00:08:18,019- I took an accurate family history.


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Something outside the brain.- Yes.

13200:08:51,241 --> 00:08:54,973- Feel free to exclude any symptomif it makes your job easier.- Night terrors were anecdotal.

13300:08:55,046 --> 00:08:59,781- He could've had a bad dream.- No. Parents said he was conscious duringand didn't remember anything afterwards.

13400:08:59,854 --> 00:09:01,788- That's a night terror.- Parents said?

13500:09:01,857 --> 00:09:03,950[House]That's a good point.

13600:09:04,026 --> 00:09:07,292Before we condemn this kid,maybe we should entertainDr. Chase's skepticism.

13700:09:07,364 --> 00:09:12,429I want a detailed polysomnograph.If he's having night terrors,I want to see them.

13800:09:23,555 --> 00:09:26,024[Breathing Erratically]

13900:09:34,971 --> 00:09:37,167I usually don't moveduring night terrors.

14000:09:37,241 --> 00:09:39,175I'm not restraining you for them.

14100:09:42,049 --> 00:09:45,281E.E.G. Revealed abnormalitiesin your brain-

14200:09:45,353 --> 00:09:47,720caused nerve damage in your toes.

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00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,529What are you doing?

14400:09:57,605 --> 00:10:00,700- Fixing it.- Can I talk to my parents?

14500:10:00,776 --> 00:10:02,835Oh, they know all about this.

14600:10:02,912 --> 00:10:05,438I'd really like to see them.

14700:10:13,963 --> 00:10:17,365Please. I'd really like them here.

14800:10:19,136 --> 00:10:21,127This is gonna hurt, Dan.

14900:10:21,206 --> 00:10:23,197Oh. Oh, God.

15000:10:24,979 --> 00:10:27,141- [Screams]- [Crunching]

15100:10:27,215 --> 00:10:29,206[Snap][Screams]

15200:10:40,034 --> 00:10:42,560That's a night terror.

15300:10:52,719 --> 00:10:56,884[Foreman]We did a C. T., M.R.I., C.B.C.,CHEM-7 and chest X-ray.

15400:10:56,959 --> 00:11:00,020

All the tests came back normal.There's nothing to explain his symptoms.

15500:11:00,096 --> 00:11:03,931Okay, but let's pretendthere's something and go from there.Who sees something on this M.R.I.?

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00:11:06,105 --> 00:11:08,904No lesions in the white matter.No structural abnormalities.

15700:11:08,976 --> 00:11:10,944No space-occupying tumors.

15800:11:11,012 --> 00:11:15,951He's 16, so he should havean absolutely pristine brain.The smallest thing is abnormal.

15900:11:17,255 --> 00:11:19,622Meningeal enhancement.

16000:11:19,692 --> 00:11:22,253- My bet is viral meningitis.- Excellent.

161

00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:24,264Do you see what he did there?

16200:11:24,333 --> 00:11:28,100Took a small clue thatthere's a neurological problemand wasn't afraid to run with it.

16300:11:28,171 --> 00:11:30,640There's no evidenceof meningitis on that M.R.I.

16400:11:30,709 --> 00:11:32,609No, there's not.He's completely wrong.

16500:11:32,678 --> 00:11:34,703Then what clueare you talking about?

16600:11:34,781 --> 00:11:39,584

He knew that I saw somethingon the M.R.I., so he figured there must besomething there and took a guess.

16700:11:39,655 --> 00:11:43,148- Clever, but also pathetic.- So what did you find?

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19300:13:20,402 --> 00:13:24,305It'll make you able tothink deep thoughts,

19400:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,309run a hundred miles an hour.

19500:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,845Easy.

19600:13:42,702 --> 00:13:45,763Their eyes aren't the same color,but that fleck in the eyes-

19700:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,867That's maybe a one-in-10 chanceif they're not related?

198

00:13:48,945 --> 00:13:51,346No. House isn't gonna pay youbased on that.

19900:13:51,415 --> 00:13:55,284[Chuckles]Any excuse we can give the folksto justify a D.N.A. Test?

20000:13:55,354 --> 00:13:59,485We could tell them he's got Huntington's-

whole family should be testedor they'll all die.

20100:13:59,561 --> 00:14:01,792[Chuckles]

20200:14:03,032 --> 00:14:04,966Hey.

20300:14:05,035 --> 00:14:08,904

There's a lot of blockage.I've scheduled him for surgery.

20400:14:08,974 --> 00:14:12,809We're gonna put a shuntinto one of the ventriclesto give the cerebrospinal fluid an out.

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00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:15,509No more pressure,everything goes back to normal.

20600:14:15,584 --> 00:14:18,520He's lucky to have youas his doctors.

20700:14:24,463 --> 00:14:27,160[Woman Chuckles]

20800:14:27,235 --> 00:14:30,228No formula. Just Mommy'shealthy, natural breast milk.

20900:14:30,305 --> 00:14:32,000Yummy.

21000:14:32,075 --> 00:14:35,170

Her whole face just gotswollen like this overnight.

21100:14:35,247 --> 00:14:37,478Mm-hmm.

21200:14:38,484 --> 00:14:40,817No fever.

21300:14:40,887 --> 00:14:43,721

Glands normal.Missing her vaccination dates.

21400:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,455- We're not vaccinating.- [Baby Cooing]

21500:14:47,530 --> 00:14:50,022Gribbet! Gribbet!

216

00:14:50,102 --> 00:14:51,626Gribbet!

21700:14:51,703 --> 00:14:53,398Think they don't work?

21800:14:53,473 --> 00:14:56,773I think some multinational


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Teeny, tiny baby coffins.

23100:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,698You can get 'emin frog green,

23200:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,205fire-engine red- really.

23300:15:39,274 --> 00:15:43,507The antibodies in yummy Mummyonly protect the kid for six months,

23400:15:43,580 --> 00:15:46,175which is why these companiesthink they can gouge you.

23500:15:46,250 --> 00:15:49,982They think that you'll spend

whatever they askto keep your kid alive.

23600:15:50,056 --> 00:15:52,081Want to change things?Prove 'em wrong.

23700:15:52,159 --> 00:15:56,757Few hundred parents like you decidethey'd rather let their kid diethan cough up 40 bucks for a vaccination,

23800:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,325believe me,prices will drop really fast.

23900:15:59,403 --> 00:16:02,339Gribbet, gribbet, gribbet,gribbet, gribbet.

24000:16:02,408 --> 00:16:03,807

Gribbet.

24100:16:03,876 --> 00:16:05,707Tell me what she has.

24200:16:08,851 --> 00:16:11,377A cold.


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24300:16:11,454 --> 00:16:13,547[Cameron]There's a problem.

24400:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,753Complications in surgery?Surgery went fine.He's in recovery.

24500:16:16,828 --> 00:16:19,161But we took a vialof C.S.F. And tested it.Really?

24600:16:19,232 --> 00:16:22,202Turns out the bowingwasn't the cause of his problems.It was a symptom.

247

00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:24,363Oligoclonal bandsand increased intrathecal IgG.

24800:16:24,440 --> 00:16:28,605Which means multiple sclerosis.And the reason it takesthree of you to tell me this?

24900:16:28,679 --> 00:16:31,410Because we're having a disagreement

about whether or not it is M.S.

25000:16:31,483 --> 00:16:35,045No lesions on the M.R.I.It's early. He's had the diseasefor maybe two weeks.

25100:16:35,122 --> 00:16:38,854- McDonald criteria requires six monthsto make a definitive diagnosis.- Who cares about MacPhearson?

25200:16:38,928 --> 00:16:40,862- I hear he tortured kittens.- McDonald.

25300:16:40,931 --> 00:16:43,423Oh, McDonald.Wonderful doctor, loved kittens.


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25400:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,469The V.E.P. Indicates slowing of the brain.

25500:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,506[Cameron]Without the lesions,we can't be sure.

25600:16:47,574 --> 00:16:50,009Well, if it is, it's gone fromzero to 60 in three weeks,

25700:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,045which would indicaterapidly progressive M.S.

25800:16:52,114 --> 00:16:55,448Not the fun M.S.

With the balloons and the bike ridesfor cripples in wheelchairs.

25900:16:55,519 --> 00:16:58,648- We should wait until-- Start treating him now,

26000:16:58,723 --> 00:17:02,991maybe he can walkfor another couple of years,maybe live for another five.

26100:17:03,063 --> 00:17:05,589Break it to the family.I'm going home.

26200:17:05,667 --> 00:17:09,729[Chase] It'll take monthsfor a definitive diagnosis.What'll happen to me?

263

00:17:11,409 --> 00:17:13,674M.S. Is an incredibly variable disease.

26400:17:13,745 --> 00:17:17,147If it is M.S., and we're nota hundred percent sure.

26500:17:17,218 --> 00:17:19,687


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What do you think is gonna happen?

26600:17:23,026 --> 00:17:25,325There are some medicationsto manage the symptoms,

26700:17:25,396 --> 00:17:28,525but as the disease progresses,the problems will become more severe.

26800:17:28,601 --> 00:17:30,934Bowel and bladder dysfunction,

26900:17:31,004 --> 00:17:33,599loss of cognitive function, pain-

27000:17:33,675 --> 00:17:36,167So it's gonna hurt?

27100:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,815The brain's like a big jumble of wires.

27200:17:39,884 --> 00:17:42,445M.S. Strips them of the insulation,and the nerves die.

27300:17:42,522 --> 00:17:45,151Brain interprets it as pain.

27400:17:45,225 --> 00:17:48,491But by starting treatment,we're gonna prevent thatfor as long as possible.

27500:17:49,498 --> 00:17:51,432We're looking intoa couple of specialists,

27600:17:51,501 --> 00:17:55,029

and until we get you squared away,you'll stay here, okay?

27700:18:15,736 --> 00:18:18,228Security checked the videotapesfrom all perimeter cameras.

27800:18:18,308 --> 00:18:20,539


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He's still gotta be in the hospital.Where's Chase?

27900:18:20,611 --> 00:18:23,172Main floor.Okay. You take the cafeteriaand administration.

28000:18:23,248 --> 00:18:25,843I'll hit the research annexand work my way back to you.

28100:18:49,386 --> 00:18:51,617[Ringing]

28200:19:03,207 --> 00:19:05,198Dan?

28300:19:06,711 --> 00:19:09,374

[Ringing Continues]

28400:19:09,449 --> 00:19:12,317[Answering Machine Clicks][House]I'm not here. Leave a message.

28500:19:12,387 --> 00:19:14,321[Beep]

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00:19:18,663 --> 00:19:21,462Dr. Cuddy.Great outfit.

28700:19:21,533 --> 00:19:23,798What are you doingback here? Patient?

28800:19:23,870 --> 00:19:27,363No. Hooker. Went to my officeinstead of my home.

28900:19:28,744 --> 00:19:30,735[Elevator Bell Dings]

29000:19:37,757 --> 00:19:40,192Dr. House.

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00:19:40,261 --> 00:19:43,060Dan's missing.Yeah. I got that part from the message.

29200:19:43,131 --> 00:19:46,363You said I was needed immediately.He shouldn't moveafter a lumbar puncture.

29300:19:46,437 --> 00:19:49,134I agree. He's gonna havea very nasty headache.

29400:19:49,207 --> 00:19:52,336That would also be my opinionif consulted tomorrow morning.

29500:19:52,412 --> 00:19:55,576We wanted to keep you informed.He heard some pretty heavy news.

29600:19:57,419 --> 00:20:00,116This is not a toddler wanderingaround a department store.

29700:20:00,191 --> 00:20:03,389He's 16. You'll find him.

29800:20:03,462 --> 00:20:05,396I'm going home.

29900:20:05,465 --> 00:20:08,435So when you say,"Call me if you need anything,"you mean don't call?

30000:20:08,502 --> 00:20:10,733No, I mean call meif I could do something.

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00:20:10,806 --> 00:20:14,937I'm bad at search parties,and I'm bad at sitting aroundlooking nervous, doing nothing.

30200:20:15,012 --> 00:20:17,037What about his parents?Should we call them?


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30300:20:17,115 --> 00:20:19,516Why? Do you thinkthey're hiding him?

30400:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,554Make sure someonechecks the roof.

30500:20:22,623 --> 00:20:26,424Some of the orderlieskeep the door propped openso they can grab a smoke.

30600:21:00,979 --> 00:21:03,847[Chase]Dan. You okay?

30700:21:10,594 --> 00:21:14,326There are experimental treatments.

Ongoing research.

30800:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,800Who knows what they'll discoverin a year or two.

30900:21:16,870 --> 00:21:18,838This is where I dropped the ball.

31000:21:18,906 --> 00:21:21,432

Dan, we're standingon the roof of the hospital.

31100:21:24,113 --> 00:21:26,104Dan.

31200:21:26,183 --> 00:21:28,208Dan, you're not on the field.

31300:21:28,286 --> 00:21:30,448

He doesn't know where he is.Dan.

31400:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,888Foreman.

31500:21:33,093 --> 00:21:34,856Dan.


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31600:21:36,098 --> 00:21:38,032- Dan?- Dan, no!

31700:21:48,717 --> 00:21:51,209Dr. Foreman.

31800:21:52,856 --> 00:21:54,847I assume you found the kid.

31900:21:54,926 --> 00:21:57,521He almost walked offthe roof.Suicidal?

32000:21:57,596 --> 00:22:01,465No, he thought he was on hislacrosse field. Look, I was gonna

run home, shower, change-

32100:22:01,535 --> 00:22:03,469Conscious?Yeah.

32200:22:04,539 --> 00:22:07,134How'd you talk him down?Actually, Chase tackled him.

323

00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:09,144How come you didn't do it?

32400:22:09,213 --> 00:22:11,648Right. Well, I am black,but he was closer.

32500:22:11,716 --> 00:22:14,151[Elevator Bell Dings]

326

00:22:14,221 --> 00:22:16,212Come on.You can ride up with me.

32700:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,454[Sighs]

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Anybody tell the family thattheir boy almost stepped off a roof?They must be thrilled.

32900:22:26,706 --> 00:22:28,902They're not suing,but I think only becauseChase asked-

33000:22:28,976 --> 00:22:31,502Why does everybodyalways think I'm being sarcastic?

33100:22:31,579 --> 00:22:33,775This is great news.He doesn't have M.S.

33200:22:33,849 --> 00:22:37,547Parents should be thrilled.The mom anyway. Of course,

the dad probably doesn't know-

33300:22:37,622 --> 00:22:41,924- Why doesn't he have M.S.?- He was on the roof, thinkinghe was on a lacrosse field.

33400:22:41,995 --> 00:22:45,864- Conscious, and therefore nota night terror. You want some of this?- Yeah, sure.

33500:22:45,934 --> 00:22:48,027He was in an acuteconfusional state,

33600:22:48,104 --> 00:22:50,903which doesn't fit witha demyelinating disease like M.S.

33700:22:50,975 --> 00:22:53,034

Oligoclonal bands-Were real.

33800:22:53,111 --> 00:22:56,639They just mean somethingother than M.S.So, what are they telling us?

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00:22:56,717 --> 00:22:58,708That the immune systemis working?Right.

34000:22:58,786 --> 00:23:00,914He has an infection in his brain.

34100:23:00,990 --> 00:23:02,981What about sex?

34200:23:03,059 --> 00:23:06,291Well, it might get complicated.I mean, we work together.

34300:23:06,364 --> 00:23:09,425- I'm older, certainly, but maybe you like that.- I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.

344

00:23:09,502 --> 00:23:13,269- Huh. Nice cover.- Sorry. R.P.R. Was negative.

34500:23:13,340 --> 00:23:16,799[House] We don't needa definitive test to confirm.Sure. Didn't need one to confirm M.S.

34600:23:16,879 --> 00:23:21,375Okay. Let's wait for you to

run titers on 1,400 viruses whilethis kid's brain turns to mush.

34700:23:21,452 --> 00:23:25,048So the fact thathe doesn't have M.S.,it's- it's really not good news after all.

34800:23:25,125 --> 00:23:27,253Well, it is if it's neurosyphilis.

34900:23:27,328 --> 00:23:30,389The likelihood of a false negativeon an R.P.R. Test: 30%.

35000:23:30,466 --> 00:23:33,959Likelihood of a 16-year-old having sex:Roughly 120%.


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35100:23:34,038 --> 00:23:36,473I'll start him on I.V. Penicillin.We're not gonna wait for that.

35200:23:36,541 --> 00:23:40,069The most effective wayto deliver the drug isright into his brain via the spine.

35300:23:40,147 --> 00:23:42,081We can't.In a cramped space like the brain,

35400:23:42,150 --> 00:23:45,917increased intracranial pressurefrom a high-volume drug like penicillincould herniate his brain stem.

35500:23:45,989 --> 00:23:49,016

It'd kill him.No neurologist in his right mindwould recommend that.

35600:23:49,093 --> 00:23:51,927Show of hands.Who thinks I'm notin my right mind?

35700:23:51,998 --> 00:23:55,867And who thinks I forget this

fairly basic neurological fact?

35800:23:55,937 --> 00:23:58,168Who thinks there's a third option?

35900:24:00,243 --> 00:24:04,180- Very good. What's the third choice?- No idea. You just askedif I thought there was one.

360

00:24:07,987 --> 00:24:11,082The patient has a shunt in his brain.There'll be no increased pressure.

36100:24:11,159 --> 00:24:13,685We can put as much penicillininto his body as we want.

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Nail file.

37500:25:08,042 --> 00:25:10,101Yeah. Pain will make youdo stupid things.

37600:25:11,181 --> 00:25:14,208- Something to take the edge off?- Yeah.

37700:25:16,354 --> 00:25:18,345Cheers.

37800:25:22,163 --> 00:25:25,190So, you have family herein Princeton?

37900:25:25,268 --> 00:25:27,999No.

Here on work?

38000:25:28,072 --> 00:25:30,268- No. Why are you-- Does your penis hurt?

38100:25:30,342 --> 00:25:32,504No. What?Should it?

382

00:25:32,579 --> 00:25:36,107No. Just thought I'd toss youa really inappropriate question.

38300:25:36,184 --> 00:25:40,315- Your lawyer's gonna love it.- Why would I want to sue you?I want you to treat me.

38400:25:40,390 --> 00:25:42,859- You're from Maplewood,

New Jersey, right?- Yeah.

38500:25:42,927 --> 00:25:45,192Now, why would youdrive 70 miles...

38600:25:45,264 --> 00:25:48,200


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to get treatment for a conditionthat a nine-year-old could diagnose?

38700:25:49,737 --> 00:25:52,673It's the free-flowing pusthat's the tip-off.

38800:25:52,742 --> 00:25:55,644I was in town.Not for family.Not for work.

38900:25:55,713 --> 00:25:59,047You drove 70 milesto a walk-in clinic.You passed two hospitals on the road.

39000:25:59,118 --> 00:26:02,611Either you've got a problemwith those hospitals,

or they have a problem with you.

39100:26:02,689 --> 00:26:05,215My guess is you've suedhalf the doctors in Maplewood,

39200:26:05,293 --> 00:26:07,352and the rest are nowrefusing to help you.

393

00:26:07,429 --> 00:26:11,161It's ironic, isn't it?Sort of like the boy who sued wolf.

39400:26:11,235 --> 00:26:14,467You know, I bet we havea doctor here named Wolf.

39500:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,975How perfect would that be?

39600:26:17,044 --> 00:26:19,343- I'm gonna page him.- Okay. You know what?Thank you.

39700:26:19,414 --> 00:26:21,679I'm gonna find a doctorto take care of this.


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39800:26:21,751 --> 00:26:23,685I didn't say I wouldn't treat you.

39900:26:23,754 --> 00:26:27,088- We'll drain your knee,run some lab work. Fix you up.- Why would you do that?

40000:26:27,159 --> 00:26:29,093I'm a people person.

40100:26:29,162 --> 00:26:31,688[Elevator Bell Dings]You actually treated him?

40200:26:31,766 --> 00:26:33,734All I know is he sued some doctors.

40300:26:33,802 --> 00:26:36,135Who am I to assume they didn'thave it coming to them?

40400:26:36,205 --> 00:26:39,539The cutest little tennis outfit.My God, I thought I wasgonna have a heart attack.

40500:26:39,611 --> 00:26:42,843

Oh, my. Didn't see you there.That is so embarrassing.How's your hooker doing?

40600:26:42,915 --> 00:26:44,849Sweet of you to ask.Funny story.

40700:26:44,918 --> 00:26:48,719She was gonna be hospitaladministrator, but just hated

having to screw people like that.

40800:26:48,791 --> 00:26:51,590- Heard you found her on the roof.- You have very acute hearing.

40900:26:51,661 --> 00:26:53,356You notify the parents?


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41000:26:53,431 --> 00:26:55,365In due course, of course.

41100:26:55,434 --> 00:26:58,927And is there a paternity beton the father of the patient?

41200:26:59,006 --> 00:27:02,306Doesn't sound like me.Well, it does, actually,but doesn't mean you're guilty.

41300:27:02,377 --> 00:27:04,368You think?I saw the parents in the lobby.

41400:27:04,447 --> 00:27:09,477- Smart money's obviously on the father.

- My guy knows a guy who canget you in for 50 bucks.

41500:27:09,555 --> 00:27:13,458Fine. Tell your guy, if I win,you attend the faculty symposium,and you wear a tie.

41600:27:13,527 --> 00:27:15,996And if I win,no clinic hours for a week.

41700:27:16,064 --> 00:27:18,397My guy will call your guy.

41800:27:20,904 --> 00:27:23,100She's very good at her job.

41900:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,848[Whimpers]The treatments should

start helping soon.

42000:27:29,917 --> 00:27:33,285Let us know if it gets easierto focus on things,remember stuff.

42100:27:35,292 --> 00:27:38,751


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Hey, Dan. Isn't Dr. Cameron'snecklace a beauty?

42200:27:38,830 --> 00:27:40,889Something South American, I think.

42300:27:40,967 --> 00:27:42,935Yeah. Guatemalan.

42400:27:44,005 --> 00:27:46,030It's a cool necklace.

42500:27:47,778 --> 00:27:50,441- Thank you so much.- The kid's in pain.

42600:27:52,050 --> 00:27:54,611[Man]Don't fight it. Just let it happen.

No.

42700:27:54,687 --> 00:27:56,712[Woman]You'll be dead in two days.No what?

42800:27:56,791 --> 00:27:59,056[Woman #2]I give it a day.Dan? You okay?

42900:27:59,127 --> 00:28:00,287Dan?

43000:28:00,363 --> 00:28:02,832- [Man]Night terrors.- Decomposition once he's in the grave.

43100:28:02,900 --> 00:28:05,802

- [Man] Say good-bye toyour mother and father.- He's hearing voices.

43200:28:05,870 --> 00:28:08,339[Woman]You're dying.It's all over, Dan.


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43300:28:09,576 --> 00:28:12,808You're dying.Dying. Dead.!

43400:28:13,816 --> 00:28:16,877Push two milligramsI.V. Ativan, stat.

43500:28:16,953 --> 00:28:19,582- [Woman]It's all over.- Come on, Dan.

43600:28:19,658 --> 00:28:21,489Get out of my head!

43700:28:23,296 --> 00:28:26,289Auditory hallucination showsfurther brain degeneration.

43800:28:26,367 --> 00:28:30,395Penicillin's not working.So either it'sa bad batch of penicillin,

43900:28:30,474 --> 00:28:32,465or our diagnosis is wrong.

44000:28:34,313 --> 00:28:36,304

Square one.

44100:28:36,382 --> 00:28:40,319Midnite.[Foreman]L.F. T.'s, B.U.N. And creatinine are all normal.

44200:28:40,387 --> 00:28:42,856- Diabetes is out, and no gap.- There goes metabolic.

44300:28:42,925 --> 00:28:45,588- M.R.A. Rules out vasculitis.- "L" for inflammation.

44400:28:45,662 --> 00:28:48,291- Too young for anythingdegenerative.- "D," see ya.


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44500:28:48,366 --> 00:28:50,631"N" for neoplastic.M.R.I. Was clean.

44600:28:51,705 --> 00:28:54,334- "L" for inflammation.- We already did that.

44700:28:54,408 --> 00:28:57,674- Stupid to have two I's in one mnemonic.What's the other one?- Infection.

44800:28:57,747 --> 00:29:01,844- Oligoclonal bands still have to mean something.- But no fevers. White count's elevated,but within range.

449

00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,549We've tested for anything remotelypossible. Everything's negative.

45000:29:04,624 --> 00:29:08,322- C.T. Scan rules out subdural.- Trauma. Later much.

45100:29:13,603 --> 00:29:17,734You know the problem?"Midnight'"is actually spelled

with a "G'"and an "H. '"

45200:29:18,744 --> 00:29:21,612If we could just figure outwhat those letters stand for.

45300:29:25,788 --> 00:29:29,316It's a sick brain,having fun,

454

00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:33,057torturing him, talking to him.

45500:29:38,607 --> 00:29:40,598Scaring the hell out of him.

45600:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,849Get him an E.E.G., left and right E.O.G.,


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esophageal microphones.

45700:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,789If this thing wants to talk,let's listen.

45800:29:53,495 --> 00:29:57,432We're missing something.This is screwed-up.

45900:29:57,501 --> 00:30:01,029That's why you came up withthe brain talking to the virus thing?

46000:30:01,106 --> 00:30:02,903I panicked, okay?

46100:30:02,976 --> 00:30:06,777Sounded cool though.

They bought it.

46200:30:09,352 --> 00:30:12,083Oh, crap.

46300:30:12,156 --> 00:30:16,686Another reason I don't likemeeting patients. If they don't knowwhat you look like, they can't yell at you.

464

00:30:16,763 --> 00:30:18,754Here we go.

46500:30:21,970 --> 00:30:24,405How can you just sit there?

46600:30:25,843 --> 00:30:27,811If I eat standing up, I spill.

46700:30:27,879 --> 00:30:30,940

Our son is dying,and you could care less.

46800:30:32,119 --> 00:30:35,146We're going through hell.You're doing nothing?

46900:30:36,158 --> 00:30:39,959


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- I'm sorry. You need to vent.I understand.- Don't be condescending.

47000:30:41,032 --> 00:30:43,433You haven't checkedin on him once.

47100:30:43,502 --> 00:30:46,165Blood pressure is 110 over 70.

47200:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,039His shunt is patent, well-placedin the right lateral ventricle.

47300:30:49,110 --> 00:30:53,640The E.K.G. Shows a normal Q. R.S.With deep-wave inversions throughoutboth limb and precordial leads.

47400:30:53,717 --> 00:30:56,619L.F. T.'s are elevated,but only twice the normal range.

47500:30:56,689 --> 00:30:59,158Oh, yeah. And he's hearing voices.

47600:31:03,398 --> 00:31:05,389Go hold his hand.

47700:31:07,304 --> 00:31:09,899Go on. I'll bus your tray.

47800:31:13,747 --> 00:31:15,738[No Audible Dialogue]

47900:31:23,861 --> 00:31:26,763- Got any sample bags on you?- I don't believe you.

48000:31:26,833 --> 00:31:30,497You're gonna run D.N.A. Tests?Their son is deathly ill.

48100:31:30,572 --> 00:31:34,703I know. It's terrible.But the fact is, if I don't keep busywith trivial things like this,


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48200:31:34,778 --> 00:31:36,906I'm afraidI might start to cry.You're an ass.

48300:31:36,981 --> 00:31:39,883Yeah? You want to double the bet?

48400:31:50,601 --> 00:31:53,264General Hospital is on channel 6.

48500:31:53,338 --> 00:31:56,900Dan's brain's not showingchannel 6 right now.Only mush.

48600:31:56,977 --> 00:31:59,173No epileptiform activity.

48700:32:00,849 --> 00:32:03,614What are you doing?Waiting for C.B.C. And CHEM-7.

48800:32:03,686 --> 00:32:06,588Good. Run D.N.A. On these.

48900:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,028What's this?

Parents' coffee cups.

49000:32:12,733 --> 00:32:15,134I can't believe you.I've had this conversationonce already.

49100:32:15,204 --> 00:32:17,799If you've gotsomething else to do, do it.Otherwise, do this.

49200:32:26,053 --> 00:32:29,114Dr. House.Hey. Mr. Funsten.

49300:32:29,191 --> 00:32:32,252I was wonderingwhen you'd be back.


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You got some papers for me?

49400:32:32,329 --> 00:32:35,766You've caused meconsiderable mental distress.I certainly hope so.

49500:32:36,802 --> 00:32:40,864What? Too cheap to getyour lawyer to serve it for you,or is it just more fun this way?

49600:32:40,942 --> 00:32:43,138I'm obviously preparedto consider a settlement.

49700:32:43,212 --> 00:32:45,305You have gonorrhea.

498

00:32:47,117 --> 00:32:50,952No, I don't.Well, maybe you're right,but I have the lab result says you do.

49900:32:51,022 --> 00:32:53,617Could be a false positive,and normally I'd run a second test,

50000:32:53,694 --> 00:32:57,096but since you're here,

I'll just go with the first.You're just trying to scare me.

50100:32:57,165 --> 00:33:00,499It's reportable, you know.Public health issue.I'll be sure to let my wife know.

50200:33:00,570 --> 00:33:03,199Don't bother yourself.The state will call for you.

50300:33:03,274 --> 00:33:05,835If you're clean, I'm sureit'll all blow over. No big deal.

50400:33:05,911 --> 00:33:09,245There's an easy way to find out.Get one of your doctors to run a test.


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50500:33:11,219 --> 00:33:13,153Uh-uh.

50600:33:13,222 --> 00:33:15,987These are mine now.I'll see you in court.[Elevator Bell Dings]

50700:33:20,432 --> 00:33:24,301West Nile negative. Not surprisingsince not too many mosquitoes passingthrough Jersey in December.

50800:33:24,372 --> 00:33:26,864No eastern equine encephalitis.You guys aren't gonna believe this.

50900:33:26,942 --> 00:33:30,879

What's that?House is right.The father's not the father.

51000:33:30,948 --> 00:33:34,851[Sighs]Dude doubled up on me.

51100:33:34,921 --> 00:33:36,980You're not gonna believe this.

51200:33:37,057 --> 00:33:39,549The mother's not the mother either.

51300:33:40,829 --> 00:33:43,856It's not a good ideato move your son in his condition.

51400:33:43,934 --> 00:33:46,529- We just want a second opinion.- [Father]

We need an answer.

51500:33:47,339 --> 00:33:50,798You idiots.You lied to me.

51600:33:50,878 --> 00:33:52,812We didn't lie about anything.


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51700:33:52,881 --> 00:33:56,079- You, on the other hand,accused us of molesting our son.- Perfect.

51800:33:56,152 --> 00:33:58,917Can we get off my screwupsand focus on theirs?

51900:33:58,989 --> 00:34:01,082Theirs is bigger.You're not Dan's parents.

52000:34:01,159 --> 00:34:03,993We're his parents.He was adopted.He doesn't need to know.

521

00:34:04,064 --> 00:34:06,055- I do.- Adoption makes us just as much-

52200:34:06,133 --> 00:34:10,469Listen. When we were takinghis medical history, were you confused?

52300:34:10,540 --> 00:34:13,339Did you think we were looking fora genetic clue to his condition,

52400:34:13,410 --> 00:34:17,472or did you think we were trying toascertain who loves him the mostin the whole wide world?

52500:34:17,550 --> 00:34:19,712How did you find out about this?

52600:34:19,786 --> 00:34:23,188

- I sampled their D.N.A.- We didn't give you any D.N.A.

52700:34:23,258 --> 00:34:25,693Your coffee cups from the cafeteria.

52800:34:25,762 --> 00:34:29,699- You can't do that.


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- Again, why are we gettinghung up on what I did?

52900:34:29,768 --> 00:34:35,606- Your medical history is useless.- No. We gave you a detailed historyof his biological mother.

53000:34:35,677 --> 00:34:38,841Her history.Nonsmoker, good health,

53100:34:38,914 --> 00:34:41,440low cholesterol,no blood pressure problems.

53200:34:41,518 --> 00:34:43,646Dan was adopted two weeksafter he was born.

53300:34:43,721 --> 00:34:48,057- You have his history. There's nothingyou need to know that we didn't tell you.- Sounds reasonable.

53400:34:48,129 --> 00:34:51,190Well, if you want to transferyour boy, that is your choice.

53500:34:51,266 --> 00:34:53,963

I still think it's the wrong-Was she vaccinated?

53600:34:56,073 --> 00:34:59,043The biological mother.When she was a baby,did she get her vaccinations?

53700:34:59,111 --> 00:35:02,104Dan was vaccinated.At six months.

53800:35:02,182 --> 00:35:05,880Mm-hmm.Do you know why kidsget vaccinated at six months?

53900:35:05,954 --> 00:35:08,583Because before that


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they are protected...

54000:35:08,658 --> 00:35:11,253by their biological mother'simmune system.

54100:35:11,328 --> 00:35:14,093So, was she vaccinated?

54200:35:17,872 --> 00:35:20,637[House]An infant picks upa regular old measles virus.

54300:35:20,709 --> 00:35:22,643Gets a rash.

54400:35:22,712 --> 00:35:26,342He's extremely uncomfortable,

has a wicked fever, but he lives.

54500:35:26,418 --> 00:35:30,287Here's the kicker.Once every million or so times,

54600:35:30,356 --> 00:35:32,655the virus mutates.

54700:35:32,727 --> 00:35:35,253

Instead of Dan havinga fever and a rash,

54800:35:35,331 --> 00:35:37,994the virus travelsto his brain and hides,

54900:35:38,068 --> 00:35:40,002like a time bomb.

550

00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:42,438In this case, for 16 years.

55100:35:42,508 --> 00:35:45,069Subacute sclerosing panencephalitis.

55200:35:46,481 --> 00:35:49,940I know. There's only been


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20 cases in the United Statesin the last 30 years.

55300:35:50,019 --> 00:35:53,353I suppose you could makean argument the kid's still in stage I.

55400:35:53,424 --> 00:35:55,552Once S.S.P.E. Movesto stage II, it's-

55500:35:55,627 --> 00:35:58,756Boom. Stage II is universally fatal.

55600:35:58,832 --> 00:36:01,802I assume its impossible to knowwhen he might move into stage II.

55700:36:01,870 --> 00:36:06,069

He's already started showing symptoms.Could be a month. Could be tonight.

55800:36:06,143 --> 00:36:08,374Can we treat it?Ask the neurologist.

55900:36:08,446 --> 00:36:10,539Intraventricular interferon.

560

00:36:10,616 --> 00:36:14,485Not gonna shove a spikeinto his brain and drip interferonwithout confirming this diagnosis.

56100:36:14,555 --> 00:36:18,322- Tap him.- We won't get a reliable resultfor measles antibodies in his C.S.F.

56200:36:18,394 --> 00:36:20,328

Not after everythingwe've given him.

56300:36:20,397 --> 00:36:23,196So the wrong treatment killsany hope of the right diagnosis.

56400:36:23,268 --> 00:36:26,033


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Why do people lie to me?

56500:36:26,106 --> 00:36:28,040[Sighs]Could also kill him.

56600:36:28,109 --> 00:36:32,548Your ball, Foreman.Tell me I don't have tobiopsy his brain.

56700:36:34,117 --> 00:36:36,210Well, there is one other way.

56800:36:37,789 --> 00:36:39,780You sure this isn't gonna hurt?

56900:36:39,859 --> 00:36:41,850Yeah. It's just scary as hell.

57000:36:41,929 --> 00:36:44,057See, we go through the pupil.

57100:36:44,132 --> 00:36:46,363But you won't feel it.The eye's been paralyzed.

57200:36:46,435 --> 00:36:48,768The needle travels

to the back of the eye,

57300:36:48,838 --> 00:36:51,706which is where we'll performthe biopsy on your retina.

57400:36:57,051 --> 00:37:00,078So we've confirmed thatthe problem is this mutated virus.

575

00:37:00,156 --> 00:37:03,957The treatment for S.S.P.E.Is intraventricular interferon.

57600:37:04,028 --> 00:37:06,759We implant an ommaya reservoirunder the scalp,

577


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00:37:06,832 --> 00:37:09,063which is connected toa ventricular catheter...

57800:37:09,135 --> 00:37:11,696that delivers the antiviraldirectly to the left hemisphere.

57900:37:11,772 --> 00:37:15,607You want us to consent to this?I don't even understandwhat you're talking about.

58000:37:15,678 --> 00:37:17,737Well, the antiviral-

58100:37:20,518 --> 00:37:22,452Look. I'm sorry.

582

00:37:22,521 --> 00:37:26,892I can explain this as best I can,but the notion that you're gonna fullyunderstand your son's treatment...

58300:37:26,961 --> 00:37:31,092and make an informed decisionis- is kind of insane.

58400:37:32,837 --> 00:37:35,102Here's what you need to know.

58500:37:36,109 --> 00:37:38,077It's dangerous.

58600:37:38,145 --> 00:37:40,376It could kill him.

58700:37:40,448 --> 00:37:42,439You should do it.

58800:37:42,518 --> 00:37:45,511[Machine Beeping][Chattering]

58900:37:53,534 --> 00:37:55,765[Woman]Did you need something else?


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59000:38:14,398 --> 00:38:17,527You can't order a $3,200D.N.A. Test to win a bet.

59100:38:17,602 --> 00:38:19,764It's not an actual cost.

59200:38:19,839 --> 00:38:23,708I don't know if you know this,but the hospital actually ownsthe sequencing machine.

59300:38:23,778 --> 00:38:26,373- I'm serious.- Tell the parents to submitthe bill to insurance.

59400:38:26,449 --> 00:38:28,280Insurance is not gonna

pay for a bet.

59500:38:28,352 --> 00:38:32,723Should. We don't make that bet,the kid dies.

59600:38:32,791 --> 00:38:35,659If not for the paternity bet,I never would have taken their D.N.A.

597

00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:40,533Without their D.N.A., we never would havediscovered that Dan was adopted,which was the key to this case.

59800:38:40,603 --> 00:38:42,571You just don't want to pay your end.

59900:38:42,639 --> 00:38:45,541Big mistake. My guy knows a guy.

60000:38:45,610 --> 00:38:49,308Fine. I will let you out ofclinic duty for one week,

60100:38:49,383 --> 00:38:52,376after you pay the 3,200for the P.C.R. Test.


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60200:39:00,165 --> 00:39:01,689Ooh.

60300:39:01,768 --> 00:39:05,227Well, now, there'sthe hundred you owe me.

60400:39:06,307 --> 00:39:08,241Here's a hundredI won from Cameron.

60500:39:08,310 --> 00:39:10,871200 I took off of Foreman.

60600:39:12,250 --> 00:39:14,719And 600...

60700:39:14,787 --> 00:39:17,279

I got from Wilson.

60800:39:18,492 --> 00:39:20,050Very bitter.

60900:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,025[Cameron]Hey. Good morning.

61000:39:26,103 --> 00:39:28,868

Good news on your E.E.G.Treatment is working.

61100:39:28,941 --> 00:39:31,034And your immune system is responding.

61200:39:31,111 --> 00:39:34,513I know it's early,but I just want to take a look.

613

00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:39,754All right.Let's see what that brainof yours can do.

61400:39:39,824 --> 00:39:43,283Name as many animals as you canthat start with the letter "O."


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61500:39:43,362 --> 00:39:45,421Ostrich.

61600:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,965Ox. Old elephant.

61700:39:49,037 --> 00:39:51,871Well, that's two betterthan last time.

61800:39:52,943 --> 00:39:55,469How you doing withthe whole adoption thing?

61900:39:55,546 --> 00:39:58,345- I knew since fifth grade.- How's that?

620

00:39:58,418 --> 00:40:01,354Cleft chin.

62100:40:01,422 --> 00:40:04,017I have one.My dad doesn't.

62200:40:04,092 --> 00:40:08,724Looked it up on the Internet.It's one of those trait things.

62300:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,292That's right. It's autosomal dominant.

62400:40:12,304 --> 00:40:16,743Since neither of your parents havecleft chins, it's highly unlikelyyou're biologically related.

62500:40:18,080 --> 00:40:22,781- Are you sure you're okay?

- I've got no problemswith being adopted.

62600:40:23,788 --> 00:40:25,779I love my parents.

62700:40:29,096 --> 00:40:31,531How's he doing?


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He's doing pretty well.

62800:40:31,599 --> 00:40:33,157He's a smart kid.

62900:40:33,235 --> 00:40:35,203I think he's gonna be fine.

63000:40:38,977 --> 00:40:41,310- Hey.- Thanks.

63100:40:52,564 --> 00:40:54,555[Crowd Cheering]

63200:41:16,700 --> 00:41:18,965Wheels, 18. Wheels.

633

00:41:23,843 --> 00:41:25,834[Cheering]

63400:43:08,096 --> 00:43:09,358That's some bad hat, Harry.

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