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    CABIN COFFEE (right). Sakkie never pulls over forWimpycoffee.He makeshis ownspecial blend:a spoon ofRicoffy,a spoon of Milo, a pinch of Epsom salts andsweetener.

    Every day we get stuck behind trucks, curse them and overtake them, butwhat happens up there in the cabin? Whats it like to ride in a truck for

    24 hours, with nothing but the road for company?

    WORDS& PICTURES ERNS GRUNDLING

    Its just after 4pm on a Tuesday

    afternoon and my ride with Sakkie

    Pretorius has just begun. Well be

    driving in Kammiesberg a Scania

    R420 22-wheeler, with 12 gears and

    two giant tractors on the back.

    Ja, well drive old Kammiesberg until

    she sings, Sakkie shouts above the roar

    of the engine.

    Were starting our journey in Cato Ridge,

    about 50km inland from Durban. Next stop,

    a co-op in Bloemfontein about 650km away.

    Then well turn around and drive all t he

    way back. Sakkie has just returned from an

    identical trip, but theres no time to snooze.

    He tells me he follows the load-and-go

    method. When theres work to be done, hedoes it. No time to lose.

    Our cargo is not for sissies: the whole lot

    truck and load weighs 47500kg.

    Thats what Ive got in my hands right

    now, Sakkie says proudly, sitting behind the

    enormous wheel like a king. He is 55 years

    old and looks like a cross between Kojak and

    a rugby lock. Hes been in the business for

    close to 20 years.

    Ive always been curious about the life of

    a truck driver. Maybe it wasOver the Top, the1980s truck-driving-arm-wrestling movie

    starring Sylvester Stallone, or maybe its the

    hundreds of kilometres Ive spent crawling

    along behind trucks on one of our national

    roads. Do they all have teddy bears on the

    dashboard? How do the drivers feel about

    impatient motorists? And what about those

    notorious truck stops?

    You cant just c all up any truck driver

    and ask for a ride, though. So how did I find

    Sakkie? It all started with a popular late-night

    radio show calledSiele op Wiele on RSG, where

    truck drivers from across the country call

    in to share anecdotes, offer support to each

    other and chat about life on the road. Sakkie

    is one of the most active callers on the show.

    Hes also a lay preacher. I decided that he

    was my man.

    Behind us someone flashes their headlights.You wouldnt believe how many cars chal-

    lenge this hulk of iron, Sakkie says. Where

    do they want me to drive? Truck drivers also

    have feelings, you know.

    Reading the roadWe rumble past Pietermaritzburg and Howick,

    the landscape green on each side of the frantic

    freeway. I cant believe how high up you sit

    in the cabin. It gives you a totally different

    impression of the road.Even when Sakkie is talking, checking

    one of his three cellphones for messages or

    rooting around for a cooldrink (like me, hes

    a Stoney fan), he keeps a forensic focus on

    the road.

    You have to read whats going on up

    ahead, he says. This isnt a wheelbarrow

    that you can just put down and it will stop.

    Look at that car in the emergency lane. I

    have to keep an eye on him.

    Between Sakkie and me theres a flask with

    coffee, a few bananas, a container full of ginger

    biscuits, bottles of flavoured water and an

    assortment of sweets. Sakkies bed is behind

    our seats. The faded duvet has a flower motif.

    And guess what? There are no teddy bears

    on the dash, just a feather duster. Those toys

    are dust traps, Sakkie says. This truck is like

    my flat. If my flat is clean, my life is clean.A voice crackles over the radio. Its Tolla,

    another truck driver. Where are you now?

    Sakkie asks, and the two of them discuss the

    speed traps on the route.

    At the end of the conversation, Sakkie signs

    off: Arriewarrie, bye!

    Its almost dark and weve just passed

    Estcourt. Sakkies bond with his truck is >

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    LOADANDGO.Cato Ridge,about50 kmoutsideDurban ontheN3, islike a harbourfor trucks.Several companies storegoods here andtrucksstopeveryday tofill upwith diesel.

    like the bond between a man and his horse.

    Maybe even closer: Sometimes it feels like Im

    married to this truck, he says. A real woman

    eats your money and moans about everything,

    but Kammiesberggivesyou money and works

    harder than a donkey. When you turn the

    ignition key, the truck says, Kom pa, lets go.

    When a truck is new you have to get used to it,

    but Kammiesberg fits like an old shoe.

    Diesel in the veinsSakkie became a truck driver after he was re-trenched from the railways. He suffered a

    further setback when he lost his pension after

    investing in the infamous Krion pyramid

    scheme in Vanderbijlpark.

    To do this job you must have diesel in

    your veins, he says. Youre alone for 99 % of

    the time and youre hardly ever home. Thats

    why I installed a CB radio. When you start

    talking to the other drivers the road flies by.

    Its also an unpredictable job. Sakkie seldomknows where his next load will take him: one

    day its Standerton; the next, Cape Town.

    You cant plan too far ahead thats the

    transport business, he says. I call it trane-

    sport, the sport of tears.

    Name it and Sakkies transported it: cow

    dung, beans, mielies, chrome, steel, paper

    and even part of the stage for last years U2

    concert. The concert was okay, he says.

    Not really my kind of pudding, but they

    know how to dress

    Every now and then another driver greets

    us over the radio. Sakkie always answers, fullof enthusiasm. His conversations are littered

    with wisecracks and he often fires a Bible

    verse or two back at the caller.

    Two years ago, Sakkie and his wife divorced

    after 36 years of marriage. He tells me it had

    nothing to do with the truck, and he still

    wears his wedding ring.

    It wasnt me who broke our promise to

    God, he says.

    After the split, Sakkie lived in Kammiesberg

    for 11 months, mostly at the companys depotin Heidelberg. These days he has a new lady in

    his life, called Santie. He moved in with her

    in Vereeniging and she phones him regularly

    when hes on the road. They coo at each other

    like teenagers.

    Life is a songIts properly dark now and weve just started

    the arduous climb up Van Reenens Pass.

    The headlights illuminate a dead kudu in the

    middle of the road. Sakkie avoids the obstacle

    and grumbles about the gears: This gearbox

    gives such nonsense between the eighth andninth gear. Always, the same story.

    He has made lots of friends through the

    Siele op Wieleradio show. He shows me one

    of his cellphones as proof 1 323 contacts.

    You have no idea how much hurt is out

    there, he says.

    Most of his radio pals have nicknames:

    Pienktongetjie, Troll, Jan Kakebeen, Mielie,

    Naartjie Nose, Field Mouse

    Weve been driving for four hours straight

    and were still some way from Kestell, whereIm hoping to take a leak at the roadworks

    leading up to the village.

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    SPIC N SPAN.Sakkie likes his truck neat and tidy,without unnecessary frills. If the windscreen is dir ty hepulls over and cleans it himself.

    A woman eats your

    money and moans

    about everything,

    but this truckgives

    you money and

    works harder than a

    donkey. When youturn the ignition

    key, it says, Kom pa,

    lets go.

    I just do it while I drive, Sakkie says. I

    dont stop, no way. He gives me a sideways

    look. You dont believe me? Heres my pee

    bottle. He digs around for a plastic water

    bottle. Not everyone can pee while they

    drive. I can also make coffee.

    Sakkie eats while he drives, too. If I bought

    food on the road for every meal, Id never

    manage with my pay. Its tinned food for me.

    We eat dinner in the cab: two tins of

    Viennas and beans in tomato sauce and afew slices of brown bread; no butter.

    A motorist behind us flashes his lights.

    Im so angry I could breastfeed a crocodile!

    Sakkie roars, before dissolving into laughter.

    See, I make this job fun. If I dont laugh, my

    soul will grow old.

    Temptations of the eshNear Harrismith, a woman stands on the side

    of the road wearing a dress that leaves very

    little to the imagination.Some guys enjoy their company, Sakkie

    says. Its just one of those things. Not me,

    though. I dont smoke and I like alcohol even

    less. Ive even stopped dancing.

    We pause just long enough at the road-

    works for me to empty my bladder, then we

    carry on into the night. The villages next to

    the N5 go past one by one: Kestell, Bethlehem,

    Paul Roux.

    At Senekal, a truck driver called Werner

    makes contact on the CB radio. He left

    Mariental in Namibia early this morning and

    has been on the road for almost 20 hours.Ou Sakkie, Werner says. Its going so-

    so. The devil is a crafty bugger.

    Sakkie rattles off words of support: Dont

    let temptation into your heart, my brother.

    Blessings and prosperity, and peace and love

    to you. And try to stay positive, my brother,

    because remember, everything that is beautiful

    is positive, do you hear me?

    We pass a KFC that glimmers in the

    night. Werner signs off and Sakkie gives his

    customary greeting: Arriewarrie, bye!In the silence of the cab he lets out a long

    sigh. Werner doesnt sound too good, >

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    SIGN ONTHE DOTTEDLINE (top). Sakkie and Andries vanSchalkwyk, the workshop manager in Bloemfontein, fill inthe necessary forms.

    INSAFEHANDS. A truck driver doesnt justsit behindthewheel; theloading ofgoods isalso hisresponsibility(right).Its hard work,as Sakkies worn gloves cantestify (middle).

    FOODFORTHOUGHT (bottom). Sakkies staple food on theroad is bread and tinned spaghetti, and he always has a canof Brut in the cabin.

    the moment that happens, you have to act

    immediately and offer support.

    To help pass the time, we listen to music

    on Sakkies MP3 player. Somewhere betweenCreedence Clearwater Revivals Have you

    ever seen the rain? and the Campbells

    version of Cotton Fields, I fall asleep.

    Mpwaaap! goes the air hooter and I jerk

    awake its like someone blew a vuvuzela in

    the cabin. Sakkie roars with laughter. Youre

    running on empty. I just got my second wind.

    Just before midnight w e spot the lights o f

    Bloemfontein. I woke up in Cape Town this

    morning, had lunch at the airport in Durban

    and now Im driving into Bloemfontein in

    a truck it feels weird to say the least.

    Fortunately were not going to load-and-

    go immediately. We stop in the parking area

    in front of the co-op, where two other trucks

    are already parked.

    Sakkie crawls into his bed; Ill sleep in my

    seat. Outside, petrol attendants shout at each

    other and a team of workers sweep the streets.

    Another day, another loadI wake up at 5.30am. Sakkie is already busy,offloading the tractors. Workshop manager

    Andries van Schalkwyk is surprised to see

    Sakkie in Bloemfontein again so soon.

    The tractors are now inhiscare, Sakkie

    says as he guides Kammiesberg back onto the

    highway. Today well drive back to Durban

    the same 650km that brought us here.

    We listen to the radio and talk about

    the highs and lows of life on the road. In

    Bethlehem I buy us a late breakfast. Sakkie

    digs in. Im a truck driver, he says while

    chewing. Everything must be done quickly.

    We hustle through life.

    He reads the road and talks to his truck.

    Every time the radio crackles or one of his

    cellphones ring, he brightens up.

    We arrive at Cato Ridge just before 4 pm,

    24 hours after I climbed into the cabin.

    I wasnt even driving and Im exhausted.

    You have reached your destination, saysthe GPS.

    Dankie Tannie, Im happy to hear that,

    Sakkie retorts.

    Waiting for him is another load of tractors.

    I grab my bag and carry it to my car. When

    I go back to say goodbye I cant find him

    anywhere. Someone points me towards the

    tractors hes already loading them up.

    Another day, another load. This time,

    destination unknown. Loneliness guaranteed.

    Every sport has its rules, rewards and in-juries. Trane-sport, too.

    Arriewarrie, Sakkie.

    ONTHE WEBTo see more photos from Ernss road

    tripin Kammiesberg,visit www.gomag.co.za

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