Hasty Pudding Theatricals Band Application• Name: Liz Kantor• Nickname: P sure Liz is already a nickname• Name of Favorite Porn Star :Tom Wanks• E-Mail: eterrykantor@college.harvard.edu• Digits (914) 357-0607• Room #: Dunster W305A• Your least favorite roommate: Hunter Merryman, Mars He, Ben

Sorscher• Primary Instrument: The ole ivories• Years Experience: 16• Any Other Instruments You Can Play (w/ years experience):

crash cymbals, vibraslap, and one time a fire bell we took off the wall to play in the pit of Curtains

• Favorite Band: Why, The Hasty Pudding Theatricals Band, of course!! (Actually, Hey Marseilles)

• Favorite Band when trying to sound like an enlightened musician/music snob: Well I wouldn’t really call them a band as much as an “experimental music collective”, but I would say Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

• Favorite “I’m a Basic Bitch” Band: Does Beyoncè count as a band?

• What else do you do on campus?: HRDC, HRMDC, Medical Humanities Forum, CityStep, general jammzzzz

• How often do you drink?: With great frequency• Drink of Choice: Margs all the way (bonus points if it’s a frozen

pomegranate marg)• Favorite Drinking Game: Slap Cup• Duration of Your Longest Keg Stand: Sad to say no one

actually counted, but it was nonetheless pretty dope• Nickelodeon Character who you would most like to do: 100%

Danny Phantom• What is your stance on pornography?: Suggestive side eye

emoji• Say that this pornography features children. Not child

pornography, but there’s just some non-sex scene with, like, people walking through a park and there’s a kid in the

background. What is your stance on pornography now, sicko?: Regular side eye emoji

• Which celebrities do you think should be this year’s Man and Woman of the Year?: Jason Bateman, Tina Fey

• Would you be willing to tour during Spring Break in New York and Bermuda?: Yaaas

• Are you willing to commit to the run (4 ½ weeks, Shows on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, 2 on Saturday, Sunday Matinee)?: Yaaass

• Have you ever ridden a moped?: Nope• Have you ever played in a pit band naked?: Not yet ;)• Something we may not know about you: I know all the words

to “We Didn’t Start the Fire”• Something we don’t want to know about you: “Bye, Bye, Bye”

is in my most played songs on iTunes• Ever killed a man?: I plead the fifth• Ever killed a man in drag?: I plead the fifth• Student organization you hate the most and why: The

Actuarial Society. Literally what the fuck guys• Dirtiest sexual act you know involving the name of your

instrument: PianoBang – uncreative name, but fun timez all around

• Mango or Strawberry?: Mango• Favorite M. Night Shyamalan movie: No• Social Security Number and/or ATM pin code: password12345

Figure One displays a picture of Liz Kantor as the Keystone Queen of the night at the SAE House in mid July.