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According to newtons 4th law for exams-every book will continue
to be at restor covered with dustuntil someexternal or internal
exam moves it
According to HADEES,
Duaon ki qaboliat k auqaat,1.Farz namaz k baad,2.Azan or aqamat
k darmian,3.Tahajjud k waqt,4.Barish barastay
waqt,5.Dauran-e-safar,6.Iftaar k waqt,7.Jummay k din ek
ghari,8.Shab-e-qadar main,9.Zam zam peetay waqt,10.Arfa k din
maidan-e-arfat main,11.Quran ki tilawat k baad.
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,Pyar ke rivajon ko
zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,Ye ghar pe baitha
larki ka baap kiya jaaney
Question: Why do men chase womenwhen they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase carswhen they have no
intention of driving.
Girl: How much do you love me?Boy: Look up at the sky.
Girl: Dont change the subject!Boy:Just do it!Girl: Alright! What
am I looking at?Boy: Count how many stars there are.
Girl: Impossible.
Boy: So is explaining how much I love you.
Style of break up:Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-GF:Wat the
hell would I do with this rocket?Boy: U wanted stars na?Now sit on
it and GET LOST:p
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COMPROMISINGdoesnt mean thatyour are wrong and someone is
right,it only means thatyou value your RELATIONSHIPmuch more then
your EGO
There is always a reason 4 everythingA reason 2 liveA reason 2
dieA reason 2 cry,But if u can?t find a reason to smileCan I be the
reason 4 a while:
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helpedMunna Bhai to impress his
girlfriend!
Sardar to doctor:When I sleep, monkeysplay football in my
dreams.
Dr:No problem,just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai
In
1 year,12 months,365 days & nights,8760 hours,52560
min,3153600 sec,sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.
Aur sirf 2 mins lagayis jhoot ko type kernay mein :p
