Famous with a pinch of Famous with a pinch of attitudeattitude

Quotes by famous peopleQuotes by famous people

Johnny DeppJohnny Depp

I think the thing to do I think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride is to enjoy the ride while you're on it.while you're on it.

The only creatures The only creatures that are evolved that are evolved enough to convey enough to convey pure love are dogs pure love are dogs and infants.and infants.

I don't pretend to be I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just captain weird. I just do what I dodo what I do

Marilyn MonroeMarilyn Monroe

If I'd observed all If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never the rules, I'd never have got anywhere. have got anywhere.

Diamonds are a Diamonds are a girl's best friend.girl's best friend.

The nicest thing for The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at me is sleep, then at least I can dream.least I can dream.

Paris HiltonParis Hilton Wal-mart... do they like Wal-mart... do they like

make walls there?make walls there? The only rule is don't be The only rule is don't be

boring and dress cute boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.too short to blend in.

Every women should have Every women should have 4 pets in her life a mink in 4 pets in her life a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jack a** who pays and a jack a** who pays for every thingfor every thing

Elvis PresleyElvis Presley From the time I was a From the time I was a

kid, I always knew kid, I always knew something was going to something was going to happen to me. Didn't happen to me. Didn't know exactly what.know exactly what.

I don't think I'm bad for I don't think I'm bad for people. If I did think I people. If I did think I was bad for people, I was bad for people, I would go back to driving would go back to driving a truck, and I really a truck, and I really mean this. mean this.

It's human nature to It's human nature to gripe, but I'm going gripe, but I'm going ahead and doing the ahead and doing the best I can. best I can.

Jennifer AnistonJennifer Aniston The greater your capacity The greater your capacity

to love, the greater your to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.capacity to feel the pain.

If somebody ever wished If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off be the most pissed-off person once they got here. person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell. They would be, like, in hell.

When someone follows you When someone follows you all the way to the shop and all the way to the shop and watches you buy a toilet watches you buy a toilet roll, you know your life has roll, you know your life has changed.changed.

Ozzy OsborneOzzy Osborne

I got rabies shots I got rabies shots for biting the head for biting the head off a bat but that's off a bat but that's ok. The bat had to ok. The bat had to get Ozzy shots! get Ozzy shots!

What is this? It's What is this? It's music to get a music to get a brain seizure by.brain seizure by.

Dogs smoke in Dogs smoke in FranceFrance

Jack NicholsonJack Nicholson

There's only two There's only two people in your life you people in your life you should lie to: the police should lie to: the police and your girlfriend and your girlfriend

My mother never saw My mother never saw the irony in calling me the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b****a son-of-a-b****

I don't want people to I don't want people to know what I'm actually know what I'm actually like. It's not good for like. It's not good for an actor. an actor.

Carmen ElectraCarmen Electra Death would be a beautiful Death would be a beautiful

place if it looks like Brad place if it looks like Brad Pitt Pitt

Dancing is my number one Dancing is my number one love. That was my first love. That was my first goal as a child. I would goal as a child. I would love to do stage, maybe do love to do stage, maybe do Chicago. I love being in Chicago. I love being in front of an audience. It's so front of an audience. It's so stimulating. I also love to stimulating. I also love to barbecue. barbecue.

I love doing comedy - I get I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so a laugh out of it, it's not so serious. serious.

Jay LenoJay Leno ““This is why poor This is why poor

countries hate us!”countries hate us!”on a jewel encrusted on a jewel encrusted Mr. Potato HeadMr. Potato Head

Don't forget Mother's Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.Third Wife Day.

Here's something to Here's something to think about: How think about: How come you never see a come you never see a headline like 'Psychic headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Wins Lottery'?

Keira KnightlyKeira Knightly I tried college for three I tried college for three

months but I was months but I was desperately unhappy. I just desperately unhappy. I just wanted to perform. I was wanted to perform. I was getting straight As but I getting straight As but I had no friends and cried had no friends and cried every day. every day.

““They're a bit like chicken They're a bit like chicken fillets really. You can hit fillets really. You can hit people with them!" -talking people with them!" -talking about her temporary about her temporary breast implants for Pirates breast implants for Pirates of the caribbeanof the caribbean

I'm doing a film now with a I'm doing a film now with a lot of guys as well, so at lot of guys as well, so at the end of that I will be the end of that I will be growing a beard growing a beard

George W. BushGeorge W. Bush You teach a child to read, You teach a child to read,

and he or her will be able and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. to pass a literacy test.

Our enemies are Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never and so are we. They never stop thinking about new stop thinking about new ways to harm our country ways to harm our country and our people, and and our people, and neither do we. neither do we.

I think we ought to raise I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles the age at which juveniles can have a gun.can have a gun.

Brittney SpearsBrittney Spears I get to go overseas places, I get to go overseas places,

like Canada. like Canada. I did not have implants, I just I did not have implants, I just

had a growth spurt. had a growth spurt. I like most of the places I’ve I like most of the places I’ve

been to, but I’ve never really been to, but I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t like eating because I don’t like eating fish, and I know that’s very fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.popular out there in Africa.

Brad PittBrad Pitt Being married means I Being married means I

can break wind and eat can break wind and eat ice cream in bed. ice cream in bed.

By the time this concert By the time this concert ends this evening, ends this evening, 30,000 Africans will 30,000 Africans will have died because of have died because of extreme poverty. By extreme poverty. By this time tomorrow this time tomorrow evening, another evening, another 30,000. This does not 30,000. This does not make sense. make sense.

You must lose You must lose everything in order to everything in order to gain anything. gain anything.

MadonnaMadonna

Being loved keeps you Being loved keeps you young. young.

To be brave is to love To be brave is to love someone someone unconditionally, without unconditionally, without expecting anything in expecting anything in return. To just give. That return. To just give. That takes courage; because takes courage; because we don't want to fall on we don't want to fall on our faces or leave our faces or leave ourselves open to hurt. ourselves open to hurt.

Never forget to dream. Never forget to dream.

David SpadeDavid Spade Wait, I just remembered Wait, I just remembered

something! You're something! You're boring and my legs boring and my legs work. work.

I have no stories to sell. I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and are with civilians, and no one wants to hear no one wants to hear about those. about those.

In grade school I was In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high any friends. In high school, I quit being school, I quit being smart and started smart and started having friends.having friends.

Dean MartainDean Martain

You're not drunk if You're not drunk if you can lie on the you can lie on the floor without holding floor without holding on on

I've got seven kids. I've got seven kids. The three words you The three words you hear most around hear most around my house are 'hello,' my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant' pregnant'

Motivation is a lotta Motivation is a lotta crapcrap

Stephen KingStephen King

Some people say Some people say that I must be a that I must be a terrible person, terrible person, but it’s not true. but it’s not true. I have the heart of I have the heart of a young boy in a a young boy in a jar on my deskjar on my desk

Fiction is the Fiction is the truth inside the truth inside the lie lie

We make up horrors We make up horrors to help us cope to help us cope with the real ones with the real ones

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