Cath Tate Catalogue 2011 - 2012

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2011/12Packed with cards and gifts with an cool wit and a sideways look at life

Welcome to our new look 2011/2012 catalogue.This year we have concentrated on our newest products, in a clearer format.

We have also introduced our new mixed Bumper Packs of Best-sellers, Occasions cards and Christmas cards which we hope you will find useful. These and all the rest of our cards and gifts are also available via our website at www.cathtatedirect.com. Enjoy your browse through our catalogue!

Wild life CTF008 Style was her bible CTF036 PEPPERPOTBetween two evils CTF039

GREETinGS CaRdS £1.99

WEL

LBEHaVEd CTBB01 75p

PMT fear

Coaster CSiCTa037 £1.95

Greetings card CTF720 £1.99

insanity

CMG450 Mug

£5.99

Card CTF450

£1.99Femin-its sticky post it notes to

empower your memos

WUPG1818 £5.25

Slapper CTF841

Let’s put the slap back into slapper

Primeval swamp CTF837

Behind my fridge lurks a primeval swamp

Extreme sport JHF804Wake me up GC0258

Things are getting worse. Please send chocolate.

Send chocolate FiF817

I used to be Snow White. But I drifted.

Snow white FiF811

We’ll always befriends. We know too much about each other.

always friends FiF818

It’s great being a therapist. Just love the gossip.

Therapist FiF806


Undisguised blessing GC0263 an inordinate passion for pleasure is the

secret for staying young BP630

Cocktail napkins, pack of 20

25x25cm £3.95Women of the Revolution £18.99Forty Years of Feminism

Extracts from feminist

writings in The Guardian

The Equality Illusion £12.99 Campaigner Kat Banyard

argues that women face

inequality and feminism is the

answer!

“Trust in God;She will provide.”

Emmeline Pankhurst

FOR THE WOMEn in YOUR LiFE

WEC

andOiTBB 75p badge

T SHiRTS £16.50Women’s fit M, L, and XL

WE Can dO iT White T shirt

PanKHURST navy T shirt

“Trust in God; She will provide.” Emmeline

Pankhurst

Fridge magnet £3

Call it a clan, call it a network, call

it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever

you call it, who ever you are, you

need one. BPC496

if you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. BPC220

FOR THE LiFE in YOUR MEnGREETinGS CaRdS £1.99

Behind every woman CTF838Very manly LB60 Socks KMK224

Gripping cup cakes CTF050 The guttering CTF054 a target CTF099

The wild one CTF117dressed to thrill CTF035Take me out? CTF112 Bobble world CTF062

Gru

mpy

woman badge 75p

Gru

mpy m

an badge 75p

Rebels without a clue CTF010

dOMESTiC BLiSS GREETinGS CaRdS £1.99

Folk song mama JHF798 angel adolescents JHF799

advice from mum dF09 Hardworking father being

forced off bed dF12

‘”What’s wrong with the

ones for £17.50?” dF42

Exhausted parent on blue carpet dF40

“For God’s sake put your pyjamas on,

Jeffrey” dF28

discussing the loft conversion dF29

dad making an effort not to enjoy

himself dF16

auntie May talking through the whole of

the second half dF38

My husband hates Strictly dF65

Resp

ectable badge 75p

Unbridled passion CTF821


BiRTHdaYS HaPPEn…Senior MomentsThe essential guide

to dealing with your

dotage. Full of advice,

examples, anecdotes,

confessions and excuses.

Required reading for anyone

who is interested in… er…

whatever it is.

By Shelley Klein £9.99Hand PRinTEd LETTERPRESS CaRdS with coloured envelopes £2.95

You rock ZPK017 not a day over three ZPK058


Youth CTF823Creep up on you CTF826 act the age you feel BP634More candles CTF839

Don’t worry. You’ll be even older tomorrow.

Older tomorrow FiF805

All men over 40 are scoundrels.

all men over 40 FiF814

Good heavens! I didn’t realise you were that old!

That old FiF816

A birthday is no excuse to get any older.

Birthday excuse FiF813

GRandPaREnTS

Mug CMG740 £5.99


…aT LEaST OnCE a YEaR

OMGUR40 ZPK064 OMGUR6T ZPK070Make it a double ZPK062

I don’t do birthdays ZPK026 Birthday hangover ZPK039 Mr Happy Birthday ZPK060

Hand PRinTEd LETTERPRESS CaRdS with coloured envelopes £2.95

PULL THE TaB – THE PiCTURE CHanGES! GREETinGS CaRdS £2.95

Musicians BaR122

Birthday ball BaR054Birthday cake BaR160

Beeep ZPK008 a real card ZPK079 Card not a bill ZPK061 Lame birthday party ZPK040

EVEnTS BiG and SMaLL

FaTHERHOOd

CSiCTa043 Coaster £1.95

CTF533 Greetings card £1.99

Like your mother



CT420 Postcard 60p

Mug CMG450 £5.99

SOMEOnE TO annOY



Mug CMG582 £5.99

Kiss

BaR153

Pregnant woman

BaR542Birthday bear

BaR481


Born yesterday ZPW006This house won’t clean ZPW014 Hospitals ZPW015


Married

couple

BaR504

THE HOUSEHOLd BOX £19.95The box contains a mass of practical and poetic ideas for

transforming your life.

With a huge array of signs and other communication

devices, spectacular interior design features, as well as

an 80-page HOUSEHOLd ManUaL, which is packed

with fun and games.

THE HOUSEHOLd BOX will enable you to:

• Re-imagine your family, its past present and future

• Transform your home into a hotel or a Buddhist cave

• Communicate on a daily basis in refreshingly different

ways

• Set off on adventures without leaving your front door

BUMPER PaCK OF SPECiaL OCCaSiOnS CaRdS!Pack of 12 Cath Tate special occasions

cards for the price of 10!

One each of hilarious cards to cover

all sorts of card giving occasions

such as births, marriages, new jobs,

mothers’ and fathers’ day, get well and

anniversaries CTP02 £19.90

dF5758

dF5759dF5517

CTF290CTF420

CTF793CTF718CTF821

CTF582CTF590CTF533

CTF677

Crossing things off



Postcard CT691 60p

Fishing



Postcard CT586 60p The reluctant rambler

Greetings card dF67 £2.25

Middle aged men playing football

Greetings card dF21 £2.25

RELaX!

The evils of drinking,

Card with a badge

GiBGCEvils£2.95

His vice was diY CTF034 ask directions CTF843Happy cyclist CTF824


Radical Gardeningby George McKay

Politics, idealism &

rebellion in the garden.

Book 15cm x 21cm

£12.99

Woman with altitude

Mug CMG785

Greetings card

CTF785 £1.99

With a cup of tea in your

hand, anything is possible

Mug CMG426 £5.99

Greetings card

CTF426 £1.99


No!I don’t havea @!*%ing

rewardcard!

CTB

B0

3 75p

BiKE

C

TBB02 75p

Save energy CTF822

Save energy,particularly your own

never let a computer know

you’re in a hurry



THE daiLY GRind

Working from home dF56 Joyce with her leaving present dF01

Workaholic JHF802One million emails JHF803 Mad to work here ROB03

Library ROB02it’s not the work ZPK027 £2.95

Will you be my Facebook friend?

Facebook friend FiF812

Paper jam dF44Watching my briefcase slowly sink dF14



CO

MPU

TER CTBB04 75p ‘


Phone in my bag CTF842

Once it’s in my bag, I’ve got no idea what my phone gets up to

Tweet your breakfast CTF840

Eat up, dear, then you can tweet all your

friends what you had for breakfast

instruction manuals CTF820

Instruction manuals are for wimps

insurance form CTF825

Never try to be funny when filling in an insurance form

The teachers LB65 idiot LB53

aLBERT EinSTEin

Pull the tab card BaR573 £2.95

Relatively Strong Mints £2.50

Little tin of peppermints

4.5cm x 4.5cm

TEaCHinG

Mug CMG1707 £5.99

Greetings card

CTF1707 £1.99

Postcard d1707 60p

SCHOOL’S nOT Bad

Mug CMG588 £5.99

Greetings card

CTF588 £1.99

Einstein’s Ensembles £11.50

Mix ‘n’ match magnetic dress up wardrobe

19cm x 27.5cm

PSYCHO

GaMES

£16.95

Playful

compendium

of picture tests,

games and

questionnaires

that reveal what

sort of person

you are

It’s grim Up North

Up north FiF815 £1.99

Council cuts

303722

£2.10

POSTCaRdS 60P

WHEn iT HaS TO BE Said

Peac

e BB

75p Fridge magnet £3

immoralminority

iM

MORaL CTBB 75p

I REALLY NEED TOGET THISOFF MY CHEST

CH

EST C

TBB05 75p

dot to dot LP982 Vote Lib dem LP991 Flourish/ Perish GiFP Rosa Luxembourg LP994

SiLLY WaLKS

Classic fit M, L, XL £16.50

Grey marl

The Ministry of Silly Walks

PEaCEBB Little Box of Peace word magnets £4.9972 magnets for living in harmony

Government

policy JHF799

dOT TO dOT

Fridge magnet £3

14

BUY

STUFF

BB

T SHiRTS £16.50Classic fit in M, L, and XL

Badges 25mm 75p

EaT THE

RiCH

dark blue

T shirt

TOLPUddLE MaRTYRS

“God is our guide! From field,

from wave, From plough,

from anvil, and from loom;

We come, our country’s rights

to save, and speak a tyrant

faction’s doom: We raise the

watch-word liberty; We will,

we will, we will be free!”

natural T shirt

dai

LYMaiLBB

nOT a

TERRORiST

i am not a

terrorist (i’m

just bearded)

Black T shirt

daiLY MaiL

i am the one the

daily Mail warned

you about

Black T shirt

I’MNOT A

TERRORIST.IT’S ONLY A

.BEARD.

TERR

ORi

STBB

BLa

CK

ORWHiTEBB 75p

aCT

iViSM

BB

a – Z OF RadiCaL LEadERS

From allende to Zapata via

Che and Mandela

Black T shirt

KaRL MaRX

i warned you that this would

happen.

Black T shirt

EaTT

HERiCH CTBB08

15

EaTT

HERiCH CTBB08

Christmas goes on XCTF836 What has he got me? XCTF835 Five full dinners XCTF834 Xmas on facebook XCTF833

Middle aged lang syne

XJHF831

Unemployed partridge

XJHF832

Cook the bird TURKEY

Singles only

‘How long you in for?’ ‘Just over

Christmas, i heard about it on a

money saving website.’ MOnEY

SaVinG XMT33 Singles only

an end to inequality XJHF828 Santa therapy XJHF829Male menopause XJHF827 Forgetful king XJHF830

JinGLE BELLS TiMEBE PREPaREd! Pack of 12 different classic Cath Tate

Christmas cards for the price of 10! a handy pack so

that you have a range of hilarious Christmas cards to

send to all your friends.CTP03 £19.90

CHRiSTMaS CaRdS £1.99 EaCH £7.50 per pack of 5 (single design) Blank inside

i’ll celebrate Christmas however

i damn well please ZPH015

are we there yet? ZPH003

This time of year fills me

with greed ZOH001

Father Xmas

BaR498Christmas tree

BaR092

Snowman BaR078

Merry Christless ZPH010

Reading Woman Mini wall calendar

W628 £5.99 18 x 18 cm

Twelve beautiful paintings of women

reading

Simon drew’s Famous Phrases

2012 calendar £5.95

Simon drew’s own amusing

interpretation of well known

phrases. 15 x 42 cm

Commuters frolicking in the snow after

all the trains have been cancelled dF60

£2.25



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BEST SELLERS BUMPER PaCKCTP01 £19.90

12 of the best Cath Tate Cards for the price of 10! a handy

pack to have at home so you don’t have to rush out at the last

minute to get a card for your friend at the corner shop!

all cards are also available as single cards at £1.99.

See our Special Occasions Bumper Pack and our Christmas

Bumper Pack inside

Cath Tate Cards

2012 Calendar

all the funniest images of the year.

One month per page, 15 x 42cm

CTC332 £5.99

2 0 12 C A L E N D A R

When you have style you have everything

The more I know about men, the more I love my dog

Laugh and the world laughs with you…

…snore and you sleep alone

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dF5670CTF311

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Cath Tate Catalogue 2011 - 2012