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Which is the worst one: Burp or Fart? Ever since man first learned to express himself, this question has been haunting his conscious. But after today this shall not be the case. For today, we will do what no man has done before. We will today settle for once and for all, the question of which one’s the worst. Let us evaluate from the perspective of an innocent bystander. The fart has much more potential for burnt nasal hair and teary eyes than that of a burp. Picture a Nuclear bomb vs. an ordinary grenade to visualize the difference. From the point of view of the offender, the fart has more threat and surprise value. One never knows when a rumbling might start to gather in the deep recesses of one’s rear. And even if one gets the foreboding of the calamity, there isn’t much to be done. Where a simple covering the mouth effectively tackles the burp, a similar approach to suppress a fart might leave one’s hand stinking for good! And where a burp is good enough to give you a second taste of the deliciousness that conceived it, you are left cursing the god forsaken monstrosity that prompted the symphony of the sphincter. Thus to conclude, The Fart>> The Burp. -Kamal Taneja

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Which is the worst one: Burp or Fart?

Ever since man first learned to express himself, this question has been haunting his conscious. But after today this shall not be the case. For today, we will do what no man has done before. We will today settle for once and for all, the question of which ones the worst.Let us evaluate from the perspective of an innocent bystander. The fart has much more potential for burnt nasal hair and teary eyes than that of a burp. Picture a Nuclear bomb vs. an ordinary grenade to visualize the difference. From the point of view of the offender, the fart has more threat and surprise value. One never knows when a rumbling might start to gather in the deep recesses of ones rear. And even if one gets the foreboding of the calamity, there isnt much to be done. Where a simple covering the mouth effectively tackles the burp, a similar approach to suppress a fart might leave ones hand stinking for good!And where a burp is good enough to give you a second taste of the deliciousness that conceived it, you are left cursing the god forsaken monstrosity that prompted the symphony of the sphincter.Thus to conclude, The Fart>> The Burp.

-Kamal Taneja