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INSIDEThrough the eyes of a 7-Eleven DEAStory by Katrice Bulanhagui3ERG NIGHT: Yung theme ng erg night (I forgot)Article by King Marc Dimapilis5My App ExperienceStory by Gelyn Manzanares6Roland Mondano!!!!Story by Roland Mondano7Pagdanak ng Unang DugoStory by Darwin Maddara8UntitledPoem by Dianne Bargo12Cool Tips #7by Jeremil “Jack” David14DEA Love Teams15DA WHO?16

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Through the eyes of a 7-Eleven DEAKATRICE BULANHAGUI

University of the Philippines-Engineering Radio Guild or UP ERG: First time I’ve heard of this organization is through my cousin his girlfriend who were both graduates of EEE courses from UP. They have said quite a number of positive things about ERG which really interests me.

Finally, I decided to apply in UP ERG for three reasons – First, I know that throughout my college life, I will need a lot of academic assistance and I think ERG can help me here since they are an academic organization. Second, participating in The HungERGames was so much fun, the members were very welcoming and it makes me want to get to know them better. Lastly, my cousin, his girlfriend, and the ERG block handlers we’ve met seemed cool to me. There was something in the way they carried themselves that made me think they’re fun people to be with, I was eager to know the reason behind their somehow enthusiastic personalities. I was eager to be a one of them.

I have heard rumors that the application process was no easy task. The members themselves claim this. Despite that, my decision to apply remains, and was strengthened when I’ve that a friend is also willing to join. And then it began—my very own app experience.

ItappearedthatthefirstthingIhadtodoasanERGapplicant was to attend an App’s Orientation in order to be informed about what exactly are we getting in to. I wasn’t able to attend that day so I just went straight to the “tambayan” (the organization’sofficialquarters),whereIwasgiventheSigsheet.It was like an application manual for me. It’s where all the things we have to go through was written and explained, and while I read it, I realized just how much this process requires from us. It would take the whole semester but I was prepared to accept the challenge.

There came the sigsheet days, these were the weeks when we had to complete the signatures of the members andalotofotheractivitiestobeabletofilluptheremainingcontentsofthebooklet.Thefirstfewweeksoftheappprocesswas enjoyable. I got to know a lot of people, there was my co-applicants and of course, the members. Completing the signatures meant more than just asking and getting the signs; Applicants had to earn the signature and by “earn”, it meant that wehadtofulfillwhatevertaskthememberwouldhaveusdo.It could be answering personal or trivia questions, memorizing names, showcase of talent, doing a dare and a lot more possible demands. Our Buddies played crucial roles during this process; they helped us a lot in acquiring of signs and overcoming

shyness.ButthenIstartedtofeelthedifficultyoffinishingthe77Tambay Hours when long exams and midterms came.

Days passed by and there had been a lot of times when I thought of giving up this application process because it is no easy task, it consumes a lot of my time and effort which I could just use for studying or resting. I didn’t take those thoughts seriously though, I kept reminding myself each and every time that I had already started this; it would not make sense for me leave this halfway.

But there came a point when I got really tired and everything is piling up —academic tests, church practices, family gatherings, invitation from friends and, ERG app process. Deferring now became a reasonable thought; I had to set my priorities, once and for all.

After a lot of thinking, I remembered one very important thing. That thought stayed with me, and it kept me believing that I can finishthisappprocess:

“The great things in life are not achieved comfortably or effortlessly.Itrequiresdetermination,commitmentandsacrifice.I guess that is also a part of what makes them special, being somethingyouworkedhardforandsacrificedfor.”Thosewerethe lines I kept repeating to myself whenever I had doubts in continuing. At that time, I knew I was not in the position to conclude that every effort I was exerting will be worth in the end. However, deep inside me, I knew that despite all the uncertainty and fear of having regrets, I was willing to take the risk.

It surprised me that people I had just met, my co-applicants and mybuddies,influencedmeinthisdecision.Theyweren’talwaysaware of my hesitation and confusion but spending a lot of time with them, sharing the same goal, laughing and accomplishing tasks together—those became my motivation for going on. I told myself, “I am doing this because I want to continue being with this people”. “My own” app experience now turned into “our” app experience.

Buddy Bidding, Applicant’s Day, Opening Night, Tambay Week, Constihunt,Constiquiz,EEESummit,ERGNight.Timeflewbyandeverything seemed to happen quickly. Sigsheet days were over before we even know it.

Formal Interview (FI) was the next trial we have to overcome. Most members gave warnings. This, according to them, is the hardest part of the whole application process because one has to go through it alone. I cannot say that I disagree with them, but

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thedifficultyoftheinterviewwasbalancedoutbythelearningone would obtain. As the saying goes: no pain, no gain. Presence of mind, standing up for your beliefs, respecting superiors— these are just some of the things we were trained to develop. And right after my interview, I felt like I could actually survive a real-life job interview. Well, it’s just a gut feeling but I’ve been wondering if one of the purposes of the FI, aside from getting to know each applicant, is to prepare a person for similar situations in the future. Either way, I was grateful to have that kind of unique experience.

I did not delve deeper into every detail of the application process because I know that everyone had been through the same process, only they had different circumstances and knowledge acquired. What I aim to express is what this experience meant to me.

Onelexicaldefinitionoftheword“experience”isthetotalityof events participated in of an individual or group in the past. I do not think I could describe my experience well without mentioning a quote from the book entitled Flipped by Wendelin Van Draanen. One of the main characters stated that “A painting is more than the sum of its parts”. The example used in the story was a landscape painting and it said that “the cow by itself is just acow,andthemeadowbyitselfisjustgrassandflowers,andthe sun peeking through the trees is just a beam of light, but put them all together and you’ve got magic”.

That is exactly where I wanted to compare my experience to—a painting. For me, this whole application process is an experience that is worth more than just the sum of the events we attended ortherequirementswehavefulfilled.Ifwetrytolookattheapplication process part by part, it might give an impression that everythingwasjustahandfulofdifficulttasksmeanttotesthowmuch an individual wants to enter the organization. Most likely, a person with that kind of point of view will be discouraged to participate and would think negatively of this process.

But looking at the bigger picture, one would surely notice that every step of the way is a step closer to improving oneself in becoming a better person. That for every challenge presented to us, there is always a lesson that we should learn. That in truth, the process was designed to test how far a person can go beyond himself, to overcome his weaknesses and differences from others in order to be a part of one big team working together. Because that’s what you do in a family, right? You work and look out for each other. And that’s what ERG is; more than an organization, more than a team— a family.

I feel luckier, thinking that I didn’t make a mistake in applying for this organization; Because of the things I’ve learned, the people I met, and the impact it had to me — this is what my experience, or rather, what 7-Eleven’s experience is: a painting, a whole worth more than the sum of its parts, magic. Magic that brought a change in me, magic that brought change in us.

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ERG NIGHT: Yung theme ng erg night (I forgot)

KING MARC DIMAPILIS

There’s always that special moment that culminates everything that has been done and gone through and turn it into moments of celebration, the things that you truly remember throughout your life. This is the gain from the pain, the “nilaga” from “tiyaga”,thenightamongnightsandadefiningeveningforanorganization; this is of course, the ERG Opening Night.A night that will forever be inscribed in our minds and our hearts, with acts that will just send you recollecting your wits, with performances that will put permanent laughter even into the faces of the most timid people we know, and of course, with friends who are just plainly fun to be with, ERG Night is unlike any other night for DEPs and DEAs. Unlike any other event, this one’s not about working, it’s a night for the people who have spent months, preparing and working hard alongside their academic responsibilities, neglecting their need for sleep. In a way, it is their reward, but also it is a way to show that their not just good at work but also at having fun. This is extremely evident with the outrageous performances done by each committee. The night began with strong rains, but no matter, it did not dampen the spirits of the DEPs and DEAs. The hosts, Al Osiris Fernandez Ingking and, our very own co-app, Isabella Fanio, did a wonderful job setting the mood for the night and also the INT Committee who prepared the venue and the program for the whole evening. Though not everyone was able to come, the venue was still packed. The program started with an opening message from the ERG’s President, Reimark De Guzman, followed by the dinner. It was followed by the programme proper – band performances, and presentation of every committee, and the applicants. Theperformanceswerefiredupbythecombinationofthe“TNA”and “SNL”. A truly memorable performance, they acted, danced and went wild. Sealing the deal was Alberto De Villa’s amazing performance of the Gangnam Style that really rattled our hearts and minds. After TNL’s performance, everyone thought itwasdifficulttofollowthatlevelofperformancebuttheothercommittees proved us wrong. EXTE’s performance proved to be a very sensational act. The blind item DEP-and DEA-parody made us scratch our heads in thought and at the same time laugh at the quirky re-enactments and witty clues. The rest of the committees followed with their own amazing acts, but the top performance went to, FIN Committee’s performance resembling a mini-smokers night. This was also followed by DancERGs’ and DEA’s performances. Of course we couldn’t hope to match the acts of the committees but it was all right, we had fun. A very exceptional evening, ERG Night will be a night the DEAs will never forget. It is a glimpse of just how amazing ERG is. It shows that ERG is not just a name; it’s a family that knows how to have fun after the work and the responsibilities. ERG is THE organization.

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MY APP EXPERIENCEGELYN MANZANARES

MyfirstawesomesemesterinUPbecamemoreawesomebecause of UP ERG. IwasreallyexpectingthatIwillbealonerinmyfirstfewweeksin UP. I honestly pictured myself eating alone during lunch and waiting for my next class by myself before because of the fact that I will be studying in a university where I know no one except for myself.IfirstmetsomeoftheERGmembersinTheGreatFreshieTour.I admired them because they were very friendly especially ate Sophia and Kuya Jeneson who gladly offered his rainbow umbrella to us because he noticed that we are getting irritated by the hot weather. They were also assigned to our block to be our blockhandler. I enjoyed the Opening Week because they were very fun to be with. They were so energetic, my new ates and kuyas. Since then, I knew that I want to join UP ERG. I want them to be my new family.While I was on my way to attend the orientation for the new applicants, I noticed a girl (ate Czer) wearing a red “I choose UP ERG” shirt. I think I’m nervous at that time because I asked her whether she’s an ERG member or not. She replied with a smile saying “ay hindi yata.” I laughed after realizing that I asked a very stupid question. Well, ate Czer also laughed which made my nervousness go away. I’m really thankful to her because she accompanied me while waiting for the orientation to start. After completely absorbing everything that I have heard during the orientation, I felt excited because I know that I will learn a lot from the app process.The sigsheet part of the app process was very challenging because I’m actually bad at memorizing names. I’m an ulyanin person. There’s this time when Kuya Terence asked me his full nameandIrepliedwith“ChristianTerenceTiu”withconfidence.He laughed after that. I got embarrassed after knowing that ‘Tiu’ is Ate Michelle’s surname, not kuya Terence’s. I also got to sing and play my guitar (which I don’t do in front of many people because I’m too embarrassed) at the same time just to get the second sign of the other members. I had fun though because theysangwithme.Thatwasmyveryfirstjammingsessionwiththe ERG members.I also considered designing my sigsheet as a tough challenge. Ittookmealotofeffortandaverylongtimejusttofinishdesigning it. I became a facebook stalker for a day or two just so Icanfindthecoloredversionofeverymember’sblackandwhitepicture in the sigsheet. Myappprocessbecamemorefunafterfinallyhavingofficialbuddies, Ate Eula and Kuya Erick. They really helped us (me and Justine) a lot. They guided and supported us all throughout the app process. They are very kind, really.Actually, I am really glad because whenever my buddies aren’t around, the other members would be there to guide me just

like how my buddies always do. They were amazing to the point that Kuya Yvan actually owned me as her daughter. And because Kuya Yvan is now my father, Kuya PeeJay automatically became my grandfather, and Ate Eloi and Ate Sophia became my granddaughters. It’s amazing isn’t it?My ConstiHunt experience was another memorable experience for me because I think that I lost at least two pounds in all the running that our team did. It was a joke by the way. Well, the memorable thing is that it was the day when I got closer to my co-apps. Another experience that I can’t possibly forget is the time when I get the chance to help in the EEE Summit. I was really happy that I was able to see how they work together as an organization. ERG is really awesome. TherearealsothesefirsttimesthatIwillnotforget.Myfirsttimeplaying the ever-so-famous Frisbee game was with my co-apps duringtheConstiHunt.Myfirsttimeeatingpancitcantoninsidethecampuswaswiththemembers.Myfirsttimeplayingthecard game, Bridge, was with them also. Firsts are really special formeandIamveryhappythatIgettodothesefirsttimeswithsome special people.All the times that I spent with my co-apps and ERG members were in fact memorable because they never failed to make me laugh and smile every time I’m with them. I’m really grateful that they are very kind people. I’m really lucky that I met them. And also, I’m really glad that I chose ERG.

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Roland Mondano!!!!Roland Mondano

The 77A app process is a one rollercoaster ride. Full of moments where you feel like you’re about to fall off the rollercoaster, and there are moments where you actually enjoy the thrill of the ride. It’s hard to imagine that the app process started just a few months ago. We applicants were still shy then, trying to get to know the members and fellow co-apps. A few were close to one another but the following events brought us closer than before. Our application process started on June 2012. It’s was then that the start of the application process was announced. Applicants were to get sigsheets, a lot of people were present and many of which are excited while others seemed worried that this process would take a huge toll on them. No one knew how hard things will be really getting. July 2012. Buddy Bidding!!!! This is where people found out who were rich and who were on budget. It was the second month of the application process; the applicants have already started working on their sigsheets while a few decided to relax because it’s still early. Some applicants have already grown close to the members especially to their buddies. But not all were like that. There were a few apps that stopped showing up. And when July came, there were evidently less of us during the Apps Day. On that day, the batch grew closer – or at least we got to know each other. Then comes the TAMBAY WEEK!!!! Its’ one hell of a week. Making costumes, bringing them to UP, wearing them in front of everyone and changing back to your casual clothes, not to mention the prop making that really brought a lot of stress. Some members were disappointed with the costumes or skit and some props but the batch was given a chance to redeem themselves on the ERG opening night.August 2012. ERG opening night signalled the month-long celebration full of events made for members, applicants and EEE students. ERG opening night was the batch’s second chance. The applicants practiced and practiced their routines or acts and it was a success. The practices also served as batch bonding as majority of the batch was there. CONSTIHUNT AND CONSTIQUIZ!!! These two related events also occurred during the month. The Applicants were able to bond and get to know more of each other during the ConstiHunt and more importantly, this is when they learned to value the constitution of ERG which very important. Constiquiz is a test of knowledge, the Apps answered a long test all about ERG and manyoftheAppspassedwithflyingcolours.SpectrumandACLE,were two of ERG events which occurred during the month were successful, they both yielded many participants. September 2012. Bloodletting, another major ERG event, occurred during this month. This is somewhat like a charity event. Anyone who are allowed to, can donate blood

to be given to a health institute. Many participated during this event. Apps and mems worked together in this event and it was successful. Synergy: EEE Summit 2012. Probably the biggest ERG has for the sem and in this event the members worked hard to organize and manage the program and the guests and the applicants volunteered and helped the members. It was a success. The week after, it was sigsheet deadline, some apps crammed while others relaxed and a few days, the results were out. Some passed while others did not but some were given a second chance to undergo Integration. So in one day, those who failed searched U.P. for mems so they could accomplish their second chance. But no one really passed the Integration. Luckily for us, we were given a third chance. We would clean the Tambayan along their fellow co-apps so they could have a chance to prove themselves again. Thankfully, a lot passed and many moved on to the Formal Interview. F.I. as it popularly called is a checkpoint in the application process. Applicants look forward to this and at the same time afraid of it. Details of the F.I. are kept secret to everyone. Let’s leave it with the phrase “whatever happens in F.I. stays in F.I.” October 2012. INDOC!!!!! Like F.I. details are kept secret since ERG said so. But the only thing I can say about it is that it helps strengthen our batch’s bonding. Right now, we’re just looking forward for our Talent Show.

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Pagdanak ng Unang DugoDARWIN MADDARA

Unang semestre ng unang taon ng aking pamamalagi sa tanyag na Unibersidad ng Pilipinas ng maisipan naming mga magkakaklase sa “block” na kumuha ng aplikasyon sa organisayong “UP Engineering Radio Guild” o mas kilala sa tawag na UP ERG. Hindi mapaliwanag ang karanasan namin bilang isang kabuuan. Sa artikulong ito, magbibigay atensyon tayo sa karanasan ni Darwin Maddara, ang may-akda.Mula noong natanggap ko ang aking sigsheet, naramdaman ko na mukhang malayo ang lalakbayin ko upang makasali sa isang prestihiyosong organisasyon na nakabuo na ng repustasyon sa pamantasan. Kailangan kong magbigay ng oras at lakas upang maging miyembro. Noong una ay hindi ko masyado binigyan pansin ang aking aplikasyon, hindi ko siya pa siya nabigyan kahalagahan noon dahil inuuna ko pa rin ang aking pag-aaral. Naisip ko na tumiwalag nalang sa proseso. Nagagambala na ang aking pag-aaral at baka mapahamak ito pero dahil sa motibasyon na binigay sa akin ng aking buddy, hindi ako nag-defer ng aplikasayon. Iyon naman ay aking pinaunlak at sineryoso ko na ang aking aplikasyon. Pagkatapos ng huling klase sa araw ay tumatambay at nakikipagkilala sa mga DEP na nandoon. Ginawa

ko ito ng ilang linggo subalit dumating sa punto na naapektuhan nanaman ang pag-aaral ko kaya kinailangan ko munang itigil ang pagtambay. Sa kasawiang palad, nahihirapan na akong sundan ang mga takda na naging dahilan ng pagbaba ng aking mga grado. Hindi ko sinisisi ang UP ERG sa nangyari dahil kung nagpairal lang ako ng tamang “time management” ay hindi ko sana ito prinoblema. Pagdating ng pasahan ng sigsheet, alam kong hindi sapat ang nakuha kong bilang na mga pirma kaya inasahan ko nang hindi ako makakaabot sa Formal Interview. Nabigyan ako ng pag-asa ng makatanggap ako ng text galing sa isang DEP na ARM na nagsabing may isa pang pagkakataon sa pamamagitan ng integration task na akin ring naibagsak dahil kinulang muli sa oras. Nang magpasya ang presidente ng UP ERG na ipapatuloy kaming lahat sa Formal Interview kung lilinisin naming ang tambayan, tuluyan nang lumiwanag ang pagtingin ko sa kinabukasan ng aking aplikasyon. Nagdaan ang Formal Interview at ang Indoctrination ng buong tagumpay. Tanging Talent Show na lang ang natitira upang makumpleto ang aking aplikasyon.Kung tutuusin, napakakulay ng aking aplikasyon. Puso lang yan,

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UNTITLEDDIANNE BARGO

Noong bago pa lang ako sa UP,Wala akong alam ‘pagkat ako’y isang freshie.Hindi ko alam kung anong org ang sasalihan

‘pagkat sa pagkuha ng mem sila’y nagpapaligsahan.

Noong una, wala pa talaga akong balak‘pagkat gawaing pampaarala’y ayaw magkatambak.

Ngunit mga kaibiga’y nais magdali-dali,Kaya ako’y sumama na rin sa pagpili.

Sumama kami sa mga inorganisa ng mga org ng EEE.Aming mga karanasan ang naging basehan sa pagpili.

Noong umabot na kami sa panahon ng pagdedesisyon,Aming mga pinili’y magkaibang organisasyon.

Kahit na ganoon, ang buhay ay patuloy.Mga aralin at Gawain, tuluy-tuloy ang daloy.

Pagsali sa org, tama bang ngayon ginawa?‘pagkat matataas na marka’y nais makuha.

Paano nga ba mababalanse ang mga kailangan gawin?Sa kabila ng tambay hours, mission points, at mga

pirmang kailangan kumpletuhin.Dagdag pa ang mga homework at mga pagsusulit,

Noo ko’y nadadagdagan na yata ang guhit.

Homework at pag-aaral aking ginagawa agadUpang tuwing hapon sa tambayan magbababad.

Isang lugar na marami akong nakilala,Mga bagong kaibigan na masarap kasama.

Ngunit minsan, sa dami ng gawain, ‘di na maiwasan,Pagtambay sa org ay kailangan munang ipagliban.

Upang asikasuhin ang nais makamit na gradoUuwi agad upang makapagbasa at makapag-aral pa lalo.

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Gawain sa org, hinding-hindi dapat pabayaan.EEE Summit, Tambay Week, Constihunt, ERG night, lahat

pinuntahan.At minsan, kung kinakailangan, magcucut na rin ng

klase.Acads at org, o kay hirap niyo ibalanse.

Kalagitnaan ng sem, kay raming kailangan aralin,Constiquiz ng ERG, dumagdag pa sa aalalahanin.Ngunit kahit na ganoo’y ‘di pa rin nagpapatinag,

Pagsali sa org, ang kailangan talaga’y sipag.

FI na, ang pinakakinakatakutang parteKung saan marami raw pinapaiyak na aplikante.

Dito ko mas nakilala ang aking sarili.Ito ang hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan sa aking

pagsali.

Matapos ang lahat ng iyon, ako muna’y nagpahinga.Hinanda ang sarili dahil ang finals ay nalalapit na.

Hindi na muna tumambay para makapag-aral‘pagkat mataas na marka ang aking dasal.

Heto na sa kasalukuyan, ngunit ‘di pa tapos ang paghihirap.

Meron pang indoc at talent show na hindi pa nagaganap.Ngunit kahit na gano’y kay rami nang natutunan.

Mga karanasan sa pagsali sa ERG hinding-hindi mapapantayan.

Acads at org, napakahirap niyong pagsabayinLalo na sa taong GC, kung isa’y tawagin.

Ngunit kung ito’y sa ERG, karanasa’y ‘di ipagpapalitDahil lahat ng ginawa ko’y walang pagsisisi kahit saglit.

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COOL TIPS #7Jeremil David

Malapit na magpasko, pero mainit pa rin. So beat the heat, matuto kungpaano gumawa ng masarap at malupet na JCool juice!

Matagal na paraan:Ingredients:200g Coffee Mate200mL hot water1.0L Coke

1. Paghaluin ang Coffee Mate at hot water. Haluin hanggang matunaw lahat ng Coffee Mate.2. Palamigin ang Coke at ang tunaw na Coffee Mate (unless JHot juice ang gusto mo).3. Dahan-dahang paghaluin ang malamig na Coke at ang malamig na Coffee Mate sa isang baso gamit ang 3:1 ratio. (BABALA: Lalabasan ng sobrang daming bula ang baso oras na maghalo ang Coke at Coffee Mate. Mag-ingat sa pagbuhos ng tamang dami upang maiwasan ang pagkalat ng malagkit na likido)

Mabilis na paraan:Ingredients:1 1/2 tsp. Coffee Mate150mL Coke

1. Ilagay ang Coffee Mate sa baso. Dahan-dahang idagdag ang Coke.2. Haluin nang maigi, at mag-ingat sa mga bulang lalabas.

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DA WHO!ANG MGA PINAKA-JUICY AT PINAKA-LATEST CHIKKA!

Da Who itong isang app na napaka rapunzelita the hair na naglolondon bridge is falling down sa kanya lahat

ng mga Dear ERG Prince Charmings

“Da Who itong seksing aste.. meteoroid na DEP na hindi parin matigil tigil sa pagkakagustong mag MOMOD at hinihintay si koyang sumasayaw, fongi, na

graduating na dumamoves sa kanya. Dumamoves. Dumam.. Duma.. Dums. Ops. :)))) aj3j3jeeej phowzx”

Da Who etong girletch DEA na imba ang brains na inlababo kay koyang ka hairdoobidoo ni ate na nagfagupetch ng hairry potter.

Sila na raw! yez! Sila na at togoether forever na ang drama ng dalawang ito na grabe maka holding hands na may pa swaY sway pa at head na

yata ng Philippine Dental Association!!””

“Da who itong DEP future lovebirds este love-kapres na over kung maka Demi Lababo ala skycraper ang height nila? Si Koya ay si Koyang too-good-to-true na

sobrang fongi/singergz/danzergs/cum laude standing at siate ay sobrang gandaat danzergs din ang peg!”

Da who itong DEA na hot ma ala Sam Pinto ang fez na natitipuhan ni koyang maliwanag pa sa Meralco at dahil dito na break-break-your-break-break-your-

heart nya si Miss-DEA-na-forever-sawi-sa-pag-ibig na sawi muli dahil hindi sya ang bet ni koyang Miss Eng’g

“Da Who itong DEP drama king and queen na maala Pangako Sayo ang peg nung gabi ng ERG na-numi-never-ever-ever-getting-back-together ang OST ni Ateng kyot at napaka Pro raw sa acads na hayup kuminekt, kay koyang mahilig umoppa gangnam

style! Isang clue para sa mga cheberlooooo! Iisa ang committee nila! .exe file itey, exe.. exe.. executable committee!”

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“Da Who si Ateng Voo doo doll, chaka doll, barbie doll at infairness mukha talaga syang doll na inlababoooo sa shades!? Yez. Inlababo sya sa itago nalang natin sa

ngalang RayBan Sunlight este Ray Ban Liwanag.. na binreak break your heart si koyang napakaganda na isang Chef! Hehe. Si Ate Doll raw ay mas mabilis pa sa Ray

of light kung magmakapag MOMOD

da who iteng DEP ex-lebbirds na nahuling nagrereenact ng nursery rhyme! as in sumi-sit down sit down your’e rocking the boat ang dalawa sa vroom vroom ni

koyang mala tore ang pisek at mala NPH ang peys! WAAH! Si ateng naman ay member ng UP PEP! Yes tumpak! UP PEP! kasi lagi siyang sis boom bah! cheer cheer cheer!

Da Who si Ateng Seksi ang braso.. este ang ARM na nalilink kay koyang Gwapo-Ngunit-Kinulang-Sa-Tulog-Gatas-Cherifer-at-Growee pero si Ateng Seksi ay may shotey na, at ang shotey nya ay brand ng mga appliances! Panasonic Sony Sanyo Phillips JVC pala ang bet ni atey! Tekken na pala ang drama! So pity naman me for

this guy.. Paasa people Y U EXPONENTIATE?

Da Who itong DEA laboratory na hindi kalat ang kanilang chemistry sa Ministop este 7 Eleven ngunit nama-Madam-Auring ng mga kamachohan ng DEP at itong si

Kuya DEA naman ay na jejelly milk sa mga Fonging DEA na umoover the bakod kay Ate DEA!?

Da Who is this DEA na super konyita at maarte magsalituh.. Na Farewell to you my friend ang drama at sya ay magwa-why-do-birds-suddenly-disappear na sya at

mag rorocketeer papuntang Papa Americano? TARA G! SAMA TAYO!

Da Who is this DEA na laging signal #5 yung hairry potter, na di kumakain ng lomi at bihon, na double-dead kay Koya DEP na mahilig sumayaw ng Arikingking at hindi

tumalab ang powers ng sandamukal na crush ni Ate DEA sa DEP na si toot na hayop magdrive, kay koya skycraper at kay Ms. Anggola at kahit anong gawin talagang

nagmana nga talaga sya sa buddy nyang mahilig sumayaw ng tango este chachacha na di rin uso ang pagmoMOMOD.

Da Who is this Chubehlitang Pretty DEA na naiuugnay kay Koya DEA rin na siksiksiksiksiksiksiksiksik sa protective layer of soft ABS, na si Ate DEA ay

nagkakacrush kay sa exDEA na magaspang! Yes! Rough! Roughy. =))) Si Ate nga pala ay si Jordin Sparks. Yung kumanta ng One Steph At a Time

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Da Who is this guy DEP na ipinangalan sa isang kotse ng Apple na gumugusto kay Ate Sampaguita Gumamela Sunflower.. At umamin ng kanyang everlasting love kay

sister habang nag sising along talong nung gabi sa Marikina!!! Pero si Ate Sam-paguita ay gumugusto Kay Kuya Baril. All of them in one committee! Yan INTunay na

pagmamahalan.

Da Who is this balatsibuyas at hindi pa lumalantad ng kanyang true colors! At pagkainlababo sa different sexes ang peg! Akin to akin yan akin lahat! Crush nya

si Ate DEP Alumni na sobrang gandalaloooo na inlababers kay Koya Colorful, pero itong other DEP nating to gumugusto rin sa kapwang species at nababalitaang may

typewriter computer escalator kay Koya Hands Sidewaaard!

Da who itech na ateng na noo’y tambayetch ng Math Building! YES YES YES mga frendz! tambay siya ng Math Building... MB! At infairness si ateng ay nakamove on na daw ngunit buddy buddy pa din sila ni este ng MB! Ayy! Pero si ateng daw ay may iba

nang naghaHARI sa kanyang puso. ERMEHGERD!

Da Who itong app na may cool na name ang nagkagusto raw sa isang sikat na hawt app na naging international model, bago pa nagsimula ang app process.

Da Who si Koya DEA na cause ng so many things, like siya talaga ang nagdu-dulot ng mga bagay-bagay. Ayon sa sources, kay raming mga girlaloo ang pinopormahan ni Koya, tulad ni Ate DEA na ngayon ay syoteytey na ni Kuya DEP Towers. Pero ngunit subalit datapwat on the other hand however and nonetheless, ang hilig daw talaga

nitetch ay kanin ng mga pussycat.

Da who is this deep-voiced beauty na ume-elEMnopqrstYUv sa mga tabi-tabi ng tambayan dahil siya ay nag-aatikabong ma-in love sa ka-cornyhan ng isang

Tsinitong hilaw?

Da who itong hopeless romantic na kuya na todo papansin sa “babe” niya. Ansabe naman ng pa-hard-to-get pa ‘tong si ate. CLUE: Kilala ‘tong si ate sa pagiging

Inductor-Capacitor niya.

Da who itong DEP na chumaCHArot sa DEA na imalaloo sumayaw pero “It was just a fling” lang daw pala dahil itong si atey hindi pa rin maka-MOMOD kay so-long crush niya samantalang itong si Kuya DEA naman ay dumada-fence na sa another DEA na

just the RIGHT gurl daw, diba NOH? Kaya just friends nalang ang peg nila.

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