To loveliest Katie, my bestest friend in the whole entire world.

Happy 21st Birthday!

I hope you have an amazing day reunited with your beloved family and hopefully sometime in the near future we‟ll be able to celebrate together! In the meantime I hope you enjoy this token of our friendship. Obviously it doesn‟t even come close to

describing my love for you but I think we established long ago that our comradeship is like that of the Swiss Alps… ultimate beyond description!

Epic love.

Your best friend forever, Jessie

One Hundred Things I Like About Katie…

(In No Particular Order)

#1 I like how I like you SO much that I could write TWO hundred things, or

even two thousand things…

#2 I like the way we can pretty much finish each others sentences.

#3 I like the way that no matter where we are or what we‟re doing I always feel confident when

I have someone as beautiful as you by my side.

#4 I like your hand tan!

#5 I like the way you hate people… just like me!

#6 I like the way I can get over my complex and send unedited emails to you.

#7 I like the way our friendship kicks the ass of that of Trick Monkey and Scotty‟s.

And everyone else‟s for that matter!

#8 I like the way you seem to be endlessly amused by my Jonah impersonations…

puck you miss!

#9 I like the look you get on your face when you‟re thinking about something

really hard. No photo could ever capture this exact look though!

#10 I like the way you eat like a posh mother fuckerrr.

#11 I like how I‟ve know you almost as long as I‟ve known my own parents!

#12 I like how you‟re best friends with my sister…

#13 And I like how I‟m best friends with your sister…

#14 JACK – toujours des amis!

#15 I like the way you‟re so genuinely melodramatic about hairs. No picture for this one

though… I don‟t want to upset you on your birthday!

#16 I like the way you‟re not afraid to tell people what you believe in.

#17 I like the way you can so easily put yourself in someone else's shoes and

show genuine sympathy.

#18 I like the way you‟re so loyal and appreciative of your

family.

#19 I like how you‟re most likely the only person I know who will actually care that today I found crème

eggs for 29p in Superdrug!!! Amazing!

#20 I like the cute way you say „sandwich‟ and „yellow‟.

#21 I like how if you‟re going to drink, you‟ll only do it properly!

#22 I like how you always buy maltesers and popcorn at the movies…

no matter what.

#23 I like how you hang out with Asians and seedy Indian boys;)

#24 I like how we just spent the past four months travelling around Europe together and I honestly didn‟t get sick of you ONCE!

#25 I like how we ve never had a (proper) fight.

#26 I like how you‟re so dignified and graceful.

#27 I like how you like cool old things like records and comics and history.

#28 I like how good you are at stopping and taking the time to appreciate something,

whether it‟s of epic or small proportions.

#29 I like how you get so exited over little things!

#30 I like the way you dress like an orphan

(sometimes)

#31 I like taking photos of you because you always look most lovely or interesting.

#32 I like the way you love High School Musical (not really).

#33 I like the way you don‟t hold short term grudges (unlike me).

#34 I like the way you swear like a manic drunken sailor under your

breath.

#35 I like the way technology hates you.

#36 I like your impressive general knowledge brain.

#37 I like how you hate being called „Kate‟ with a passion.

#38 I like the way you hug me when I‟m really sad, despite the fact that it goes against all

our man-child relationship stands for.

#39 I like the way I could tell you anything and know you‟ll understand.

#40 I like the way you read my sick, twisted, violent dreams for over a month and still slept in the same room as me.

#41 I like your smile… cliché but true!

#42 I like the way you share my undying love for Harry Potter!

#43 I like how vampirishypale you are.

#44 I like how you can dress like a preppy biatch yet still wear chipped black nail polish, a

gun around your neck and carry a syringe pen.

#45 I like how you get so passionate about things you like eg.

M.J, MyChem…

#46 I like how we run the Church of Havokand play God to hundreds of little FC‟s all

over the world!

#47 I like your glasses. I know you hate them but you just wouldn‟t be

Katie without them!

#48 I like how you‟re always right… Always!

#49 I like how you taught me the „mood dance‟.

Best.Dance.Ever.

#50 I like how you‟re weirdly fond of grubs.

#51 I like how together we pretty much became master chefs/domestic goddesses!

#52 I like how well you can pull off headbands.

#53 I like how I‟d almost always rather hang out with you than anyone else in the whole entire world.

#54 I like how you used to be ranga… do it again sometime!!

#55 I like how you‟re just as immature as I am and truly appreciate how funny Sponge Bob drunk on ice-cream is!

#56 I like how you‟re so hilariously funny/witty/droll and

you don‟t even realise it.

#57 I like how we like the same things… books, movies, music, men

(ie. Gerard squared).

#58 I like how you‟re such a pessimist. Mostly depressing but often tres useful.

#59 I like how the once face book update you ever did was „Brandon Flowers you‟re

so good looking‟.

#60 I like the way you look like a greater version of Taylor Swift/Kirsten

Dunst/Elisha Cuthbert.

#61 I like how you‟re a fellow Jacob lover.

#62 I like the way we can converse for hours about philosophical topics or just

sit in silence.

#63 I like how I haven‟t run out of things I like about you yet… there‟s just SO many!

*said in German Merl voice*

#64 I like how you are un neat freak.

#65 I like how you chew with your mouth closed (unlike some people…

MERL!)

#66 I like the way you always let me nibble your fish.

#67 I like the way you can be so brutally honest and matter of fact about things.

#68 I like how when you‟re there, pretty much anything is fun.

#69 I like the way you soldiered on through all the hostels and your weenus

towel for three months.

#70 I like how you always have to listen to the end of the song, and can‟t

for the life of you multi task.

#71 I like the way we could have a conversation compiled entirely of

favourite movie quotes.

#72 I like the way you seem to acquire lame nicknames… just like me.

Stupid „Merl Barefoot Rama‟

#73 I like the way you‟re my favourite person to do anything with… whether it‟s chilling in ML or raving the night away at Rise!

#74 I like the way we hold hands at Ikea.

#75 I like the way I still have your drivers license… and there ain‟t

nothing‟ you can do about it!

#76 I like how we‟ve shared many a near death experiences together…

#77 I like the way that if we were boys…

#78 I like the way you sing the alto part of Africa.

#79 I like the way we take the greatest action photos in existence!

#80 I like the way you share my love for boys in marching bands.

#81 I like the way you let me live at your house when I couldn‟t go home.

#82 I like the way I can live through you and your carnivorous ways.

#83 I like the way you can see the magic in everyday things.

#84 I like the way you‟re always up for appreciating delicious food with me!

#85 I like the way we can speak fluent Pig Latin.

#86 I like the way your imperfections turn me on;)

#87 That was so chepic it needed a whole page all to itself! But… I like the way “we‟re detectives

Lizzy and Sally of the Rottnest police”.

#88 I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love how she licks her lips before she talks. I love her heart-shaped birthmark on her

neck. I love it when she sleeps.

#89 I like the way you‟re such an awkward Bella.

#90 I like the way we shared an epic, poetic, incredible beyond adjectives mountainous moment together.

#91 I like how you fell in love with baby goats with me.

#92 I like how if you and were more organised we would share a ridiculously

long list of personal jokes!

#93 I like how kind and generous you can be. Puck the gypsy beggars though.

#94 I like how you‟re always willing to halves for a 5.90 Margherita!

#95 I like the way your hair always looks pretty, even in the morning when

you refuse to be seen in public.

#96 I like how you‟re also aware that someday the birds are going to get us…

#97 I like how you „slappada bass‟. The Bad Hats

would be nothing without you and Alice!

#98 I like how you‟re such a good Lindt Ball… unlike some people!

#99 I like how you‟re cool enough to pull off an I heart Prozac badge.

#100 I like how we‟re the Terrible Twins again!

(only old and frail… eeew!)