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I was not able to attend #INBOUND13 but these are the quotes I imagine people heard. Great tips on SEO, SEM, content marketing, inbound marketing, analytics, customer success, relationship management, sleep, birds, baking, orchestrating an uprising, Bing, chaos theory, tulips, ancient Mayan architecture, optometry, and more!
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the 20 most insightful quotes from
#INBOUND13
Breakfast is the most important Instagram of the day.
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Could a customer recite your URL backwards during a sobriety test?
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Marketing is all about data now. We’re done with people.
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YOUR CUSTOMERS
MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU
DON’T VINE
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You can’t apply responsive design to a haystack.
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“Do you know how the Rebel Alliance beat The Empire? Storytelling.”
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Leave breadcrumbs so your customers can find you, then trap them in your house made of candy.
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Rich data, combined with milk, flour, and eggs, makes for a tasty treat. Cook at 375° for 20 minutes.
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When was the last time you followed a customer home, just to watch her sleep?
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8% of your customers make decisions about what to buy in their dreams. What’s your inception strategy?
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Yet.
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THINK LIKE A MARKETER.
TALK LIKE A HUMAN.
WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN.
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Failure is amazing as long as you eventually succeed.
Otherwise, it’s just failure.
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Encourage your customers to connect with each other. Give each of them half an amulet.
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Everyone’s got a call to action. Stand out with a yodel to adventure.
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Comfort zones are like prison. You can break out
with positive thinking.
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The 500 pound gorilla of marketing could get down to 300 pounds if he exercised regularly and ate right.
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Customer success is all that matters. Profits and shit will work themselves out.
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What will your customers think about your brand after your Snapchat pic has expired?
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YOU CAN’T SEGMENT
THE OCEAN
