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FADE IN: INT. RESTAURANT - NIGHT A man and woman go out for a romantic meal for their anniversary. The restaurant they go to is posh, with the waiters wearing cummerbunds and frilly shirts. The room they are in is filled with the most extravagant people with a giant crystal chandelier in the middle of the ceiling. The couple are shown to their table, seated and handed a menu. The WAITER; with slick hair, square cheek bones and French accent approaches the couple sat at the table.

WAITER Are you both ready to order?

The couple simultaneously close the menus.

MAN Yes thank you, I'll be having the caviar.

The waiter then takes his menu.

WAITER Thank you sir. And what will the lady be having this evening?

The lady looks and smiles at the waiter and hands the waiter the menu.

WOMAN I think I'll be having the same thank you.

The waiter then bows.

WAITER

Thank you, your meals will be with you as soon as they are ready. Enjoy your evening.

The waiter walks away with both menus tucked under his arm towards the kitchen.

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FADE OUT: FADE IN: The shot fades back in with the couple laughing over a couple of glasses of champagne as the waiter approaches with both their meals. The waiter approaches the table with both hands full.

WAITER For the lady we have caviar and for the gentleman we have the same.

The waiter places both meals in front of the couple and takes a couple of steps back and bows.

WAITER Have a pleasant evening.

The waiter turns his back and proceeds to walk away. The waiter returns shortly with a chair, spoon and bowl. He places the chair between the couple eating their meals and sits down. He then leans back and takes a napkin from the table behind him and tucks it in to his t-shirt collar. Then, with his bare hands, picks up food from the couples plates and dumps it in to the bowl he brought. The couple, speechless, both look at each other then both look at the waiter then back at each other then once again back at the waiter. The waiter, with a confused look and food on his face looks up at the couple and sprays food over the table

WAITER What . . . my hands were clean.

FADE OUT:

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FADE IN: EXT. STREET - EVENING ET is in the basket on the front of a bike being chased by the police. The BOY who is riding the bike has his hood up and there is a gang of other teenagers about the same age of 14 following him, riding their bikes as well.

BOY Don't worry ET! I'll get you to the meeting spot safe, just hold on!

ET

Home... The teens are getting ever so closer to the end of the road where road works are taking place.

BOY ET we're running out of road, what are we going to do?! We can't stop because they'll get you and take you away!

ET

Eeeee Teee, Homeee.... ET then raises his finger to the sky and the tip of the finger lights up and the bike then starts to hover.

BOY ET! What are you doing!

ET

Home... The bike then starts to fly off just before they crash into the road works and the back wheel of the bike hits the sign swerving the bike slightly.

BOY

Oh my god ET, We're flying!

ET Home!

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BOY

No, ET! Don't lean forward you will fall!

ET

Home...

BOY No ET no!

ET

ET going hhhhhooommmmmmeeeeeeeee!

ET leans forward and falls out of the basket located on the front of the bike. FADE OUT: FADE IN: EXT. STREET - DAY It is a bright & sunny Tuesday morning and a MAN is walking down the street talking to his FRIEND on his cellular Nokia 3310 phone.

MAN Yeah, sounds like a plan!

FRIEND

OK great, what time are you thinking?

The MAN stops, looks at his phone and thinks for a moment.

MAN How does 6:00PM sound to you?

FRIEND

Yeah yeah pal that sounds great, see you then!

The MAN then accidentally trips as he tries to put his phone back in to his pocket but the phone ends up being launched in to the air and slams against the ground. Not breaking the phone but breaking a whole into the pavement.

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The MAN, eyes wide, stares at the hole that his phone had just created with shock. FADE OUT. FADE IN. EXT. AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK - NIGHT It is a beautiful night in Australia's outback desert and an Australian farmer is casually minding his own business when out of nowhere shoots out of the earth a Nokia 3310 cellular phone!

FARMER

Crikey mate, Not another one! I've got a pile goin' on 'ere!

He throws the phone onto a large pile of Nokia phones... FADE OUT: