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We´re an early stage startup from Berlin, Germany. Currently in hidden beta. Looking for international investors. Full video pitch on RydeMyPony.com. Get in touch: @RydeMyPony NB: Some nudity in the presentation!
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Startup Pitchwww.rydemypony.com
(Check out our full pitch video there!)
We have:Great IdeaGreat Team
Traction
We need:Cash
DineroKnete
Founder and CEO
@BombeSollich#AwesomeDude
@RydeMyPony#NextBigThing
Christoph Sollich RydeMyPony.com
Chief Equine Officer
RydeMyPony.com is developing a
VIRAL, HYPERLOCAL, cross-plattform
MOBILE APPPONY-OWNERSto enable
and PONY-LOVERSto FINALLY
COLLABORATIVELY CONSUME PONIES TOGETHER!
(cloud-based)
P2P
Location-Based
Pony Rentals
In
short:
for
In
shorter:
(Mood Chart)
The Problem
You either have a Pony…
…or you DON´T!
If you don´t have a Pony…
…YOU DON´T HAVE A PONY!!!!
If you HAVE a Pony, you still have a problem:
Use: 12,8* Minutes/DayFood: 24 Hours/Day
*Source: What?
The Solution
Ryde somebody else
´s!
Rent out for cash while not
using!
No Pony? Pony?
= Collaboratively Consuming Ponies Together!
Collaborative Consumption – The P2P Movement
2008Apartments
2009Household Items
2011Cars
2013Ponies
EASYREAL
DISRUPTION
Product
Available Ponies around you
Your location (automatically tracked through GPS – a new, cutting edge technology)
One-click check-out
Info about pony
Gamification feature
The Market
HUUUGE!!!
Germany: 1 Million Ponies*
World: 60 Million Ponies*
Source: The Internet* (and horses)
Percentage of Population that Loves Ponies
95%
94%
98%
92%
96%
89%
99%
Source: What?
Anecdotal Evidence
Anecdotal Evidence
People do weird stuff because they DON´T
HAVE A PONY!
Hipster
Billyburg 2013
Pony
Vision
Vision
Q3 2013
Q1 2014
Q3 2014
2015
Eventually
“Competition“
r
Huge Community
Innovation Leader
IPOed
Steve Jobs
Hot Chick CEO
Hot Dude CEO
Great Brand
THE “ALSORAN“s
r
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Yahoo
r
Apple RMP
Funny
Pony Rental
a a a
Soon
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Marketing
MarketingGrowth Hacking
VIRAL!!!
Celebrity Testimonials
Prince William (Duke of Cambridge)
Prince William´s Polo Pony
Dwarf Pony
Philip Lahm(Captain German Football National Team)
Dwarf Pony
Philip Lahm(Captain German SoccerNational Team)
Tamme Hanken(Horse chiropractor on German TV)
Tamme Hanken(Horse chiropractor on German TV)
He´s super famous in Germany, like Tom Brady
or David Beckham:
You should really give this website a try – we absolutely
love it: RidingFantasy.com
Product Placement Warning!
PR-GOLD!!!
“Berlin Pony Parade“
Love Parade: Sooo 90s
Pony Parade: Sooo AWESOME
MOCKUP
“Running of the Ponies” in Berlin
Running of the Bulls: Sooo dangerous
Running of the Ponies:Sooo CUTE
MOCKUP
“Pony Fights” Worldwide
Bull Fights: Sooo OUCH
Pony Fights:Sooo chilled
Actual Pony Fight
“Ryde Across Silicon Valley“
Run across America: Sooo boring
Ryde Across Silicon Valley: Sooo COOL
MOCKUP
Traction
Customers already love us!
Already 10 signups in 3 weeks!!
And we haven´t even turned on the VIRALITY yet!
Yeah, we´re on Twitter already!!!
Old Logo(Stupid intern!)
Also, we rock Facebook!
Big in Georgia:
We hear Georgia is really awesome. Check it out:
www.visitgeorgia.ge
Product Placement Warning!
X
We´re already talked about on like the greatest startup like ever
We´re already talked about on like the greatest startup like ever
R.I.P
We were
So how…?
Transaction Fee on Every Rental
Selling Pony Manure to Gardens, Home-Growers* etc.
*Don´t worry, dope will not taste like poop!
Expensive Carrots when People don´t return Ponies filled-up
Premium Features and Services
Confidential
(we´re also talking to
Lamborghini!)
Aftermarket
Confidential(cooperation will be anounced soon!)
Conservative Revenue Estimates
2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025
Conservative Estimates!!!
Conservative Revenue Estimates
2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025
Conservative Estimates!!!
The perfect hockey stick!
The Team
“AIR” HEINRICH
“MAGIC” ALEXOS
CHRISTOPH “LEGEND”
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r
CHRISTOPH “LEGEND”
“AIR”HEINRICH
“MAGIC”ALEXOS
CHIEF EQUINE OFFICER
CHIEF PONY WHISPERER
VICE PRESIDENT PONY RELATIONSSKILLzzz
Pony-Lover
IQ 260 +
Honorary Doctorates
3-Point Killer
Insane Passing
Crazy Hangtime
Horse-Hater aa3aa
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THE DREAMTEAM
Applicant 1 Applicant 3
VP WATERFALL DEVELOPMENT
PONY PSYCHOLOGIST
KEY HIRES
Applicant 2 Applicant 4
HEAD OF INTERNS
WE KNOW BEING A VC SUCKS!
YOU?
The Ask
But first a quick recap of our awesomeness:
E-COMMERCE
COLLABORATIVE CONSUMPTION
SOCIALHYPERLOCAL
CLOUD
P2P
PONIES!
MYSPACE
RUBY-ON-RAILS
HADOOPNO
HORSES
TAG CLOUDS
WEB2.0MILK SHAKES
F-COMMERCE
M-COMMERCE
APP
IPO
TURBO PASCAL
Hüttenkäse
We need $5,00000M to make this the NEXT BIG THING!
Because our Cowboy boots don´t have straps!
(And because we looove Office Parties!)
Most Awesomenest Pony Rental PlatformElse we´ll simply
crowdfund the shit out of this bad
boy!
So hurry up…
…before this guy hears about us:
Come ryde with us!
I P
Sign up for our Beta and watch our full Pitch Video:
www.RydeMyPony.com
“Collaboratively Consuming Ponies Together”
@BombeSollich#AwesomeDude
@RydeMyPony#NextBigThing
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