BIZARRE HOLIDAYS

By: Skylar Jessup

January 24th Beer can appreciation day…

March 12th Plant a flower day…

April 17th Blah, blah, blah! day…

May 14th Chicken dance day…

August 1st-7th National smile week…

October 14th Be bald and free day…

October 31st National knock knock jokes day…

Knock, Knock.Who's there?Nobel. Nobel who?No bell, that's why I knocked!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and find out!

Knock, Knock.Who's there?Police.Police who?Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!