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1 The truth about the development of management systems

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The truth about the

development of

management systems

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Time is time!

Do not set up too ambitious project deadline…

3 Not all presentations

will be a success

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The traditional

hierarchy

structure just

doesn’t help

5 Pay attention to the market signs…

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Which one is mine?

Choose significant attributes

for your client

7What is suitable for one client

may not fit the next…

8Nothing can stop the automation

Stone Age Bronze Age Iron Age

Middle Age Modern Age Automated Age

9Seek efficient solutions

I took my

bath!

Hmm...too

quick!

10 Be innovative...Seize all opportunities

11Choose the best tool for each situation

Late

Drunk

Lipstick

12Technical solutions can not be

always implemented

But I still don’t

understand the women...

13 Online help can be very useful...

- “Nurse, go to Internet, search for www. surgery.com and click on icon “What to do when you are all lost”.

14 But don‘t believe in everything that comes out from the Internet

“The best of Internet is that nobody knowsthat you are a dog!”

15 Experience with simulators can be of help someday...

“Does anybody here know how to play the Flight

Simulator from Microsoft?”

16 Forecast and execution not always end up as planned

Come on! It can‘t go

wrong every time...

“Com’on we won’t make mistakes all

the time!”

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The use of

technological

solutions is

unavoidable...

18 However, the difficulties people have may be addressed...

“Damn,Windows froze again!”

“What are you waiting for?

Go help him click on Ctrl Alt Del”

19 And do not forget the user‘s training

Access denied

Now you‘re going to do exactly what I‘m

ordering ya to do, or...

20Get used to work under pressure...

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Believe in

yourself...

Be confident!

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Go all the way

till the end...

Never give up!

F I G H T!